Part-time as God of the Heavens

Europe, Switzerland.

In a jewelry fair.

The clouds were shrouded in darkness, and the moonlight was dim. If it weren't for the lights on the street, it would be almost invisible.

In the dead of night, normal people have generally fallen asleep... but this is also a good time for thieves to start.

In the jewelry exhibition venue, security patrols according to the prescribed route, alerting possible thieves.

"Sleepy," one security guard complained to another.

"Who's not..." the other security guard replied.

After going back and forth, the two chatted.

"You mean, is anyone really going to steal these jewels?"

"Of course it's impossible!"

"why?"

"That safe was built by the world's top safe manufacturer! They have guaranteed by their reputation that it is absolutely impossible for anyone to crack the code!"

"so smart?"

"of course!"

"I always feel disbelief."

"Damn, how can you be so stubborn? That's the best safe maker in the world!"

The two quarreled in low voices.

At the same time, a pretty shadow, almost completely immersed in the darkness, crossed their guard line and entered the venue as deftly and silently as a cat (the orange cat was excluded first).

The slender figure flexibly avoided the detection of all security personnel along the way, and finally sneaked into the safe where the jewelry was kept.

After some operations, the safe was opened and the jewelry inside was stolen.

"I don't really believe it either." The phantom muttered to himself, carrying the jewelry, repeated the trick, and left the venue without being discovered by any security guard.

When the Phantom left, the two security guards had stopped arguing and remained silent. Obviously they had been warned, but they did not reach a consensus.

She obviously couldn't be kind enough to prove to them who was right and who was wrong.

"Another perfect move!" she thought to herself.

"But I always feel a little bored, as if something is missing." said a villain in my heart.

"Damn, how can you think that? Do you really want to be caught?" She spat to herself.

"But only that man can catch you again and again..." The villain in his heart seemed to want to fight her.

"Damn, I know! But he's gone! Understand? Go!" she thought to herself again.

"You are expecting him to come back, expecting him to catch you again." The villain in his heart was very dissatisfied.

"I didn't! Absolutely not! I'm a dog to lie to people!" She thought to herself, looking very confident, she finally succeeded in persuading the villain in her heart.

I don't know if she was happy because she had won a quarrel with the villain in her heart or she was happy because she had successfully completed the theft, but in short, she was happy to come to an alley.

Just as she was about to change her clothes and leave, a cough suddenly sounded, causing her to freeze subconsciously. Her body, which had not had time to change her clothes, was almost completely invisible in this dark alley because she was wearing black tights. out.

However, to the person who made the sound, it was as obvious as the spotlight was shining on him, and the graceful figure was unobstructed.

Coupled with the hood with two small ears... the scene instantly became restricted.

"For the safe, in addition to opening it, there is another way. It's not bad to just drag it away." In the darkness, the voice continued.

"... Zhou?" Catwoman heard the words, turned around, and looked at the place where the voice came from.

"Have you been caught by me again?" Zhou Yi walked out and stretched out his hand with a smile.

There was a smile on Catwoman's face, and she put her hand in Zhou Yi's hand gracefully. She leaned forward, winked like silk, and her voice was slightly hoarse, which was even more seductive: "Then... what is the police officer going to do with me?"

"Puppy." The villain was triumphant.

"I like puppies." Catwoman said confidently.

...

After two million words of unimportant plot.

...

"Equipment upgrade?"

Catwoman lay on Zhou Yi's chest, raised her head, and asked curiously, "What upgrade?"

"You'll know when the time comes." Zhou Yi chose to sell it off.

"Then what shall I know now?"

"...You can choose to convince me?"

Zhou Yi said this sentence in Chinese.

Although Catwoman couldn't understand, she could still clearly perceive Zhou Yi's state.

"Wait! I was wrong!"

"late!"

"Wait, you pressed my hair!"

...

A week later, Zhou Yi received a call from Bruce.

"In trouble?" Zhou Yi said.

He's got a lot on the list, and a good chunk of it is controlled.

Even though the Wayne Group is full of wealth and wealth, it is still a little difficult to get everything in place in a short time.

Since the things are not ready, Bruce called, it must be because of other things, combined with the existence of the Joker-it must be that the matter has been serious enough that Bruce feels that he can't solve it perfectly.

After being "trained" by Zhou Yi, this Batman obviously has some deviations from the original Batman, but no matter how you look at it, these deviations are good.

"Yeah, that clown," Bruce said solemnly, "he made a lot of noise, but I made a mistake... couldn't catch him."

"Missed?" Zhou Yi frowned, "When you were chasing him, he wanted you to kill him, so you didn't dare to do it?"

In the original book, Bruce also failed like this,

"Almost." Bruce is not surprised. Obviously, he has misunderstood from Zhou Yi's previous reminder that Zhou Yi knows the clown and his way of doing things, so there is nothing wrong with knowing what the clown will do.

At Zhou Yi's request, Bruce explained the matter.

Now, Bruce is not the original Bruce, he can do magic!

Although at present he only has one existence similar to "innate skills" - the field of fear, but it is equivalent to a qualitative change.

As long as this field is opened, Bruce's combat power can at least double!

The realm of fear can make the enemies of Bruce fall into fear, and achieve the same effect as the poison gas of fear, but one is the influence of the spirit and the other is the physical influence. Most people cannot resist the invasion of this realm, so basically all Into a state of fear and combat power plummeted.

According to the famous canyon relativity - "the enemy slows down = I speed up", "the enemy keeps controlling me = the nest controls the enemy" and other famous canyon relativity, it is completely fine to say that Bruce's combat power has doubled after opening the field of fear.

But here comes the problem.

The clown is not afraid of being scared!

He is a madman with a chaotic consciousness, how could he still fall into a state of fear?

Others can take the poison gas of fear as air, and there is nothing to breathe!

So, the realm of fear that Bruce had been using all this time, this time failed.

If it fails, it will fail. Bruce is not the kind of person who only relies on one method. After the field of fear fails, he can completely solve the problem with his own fighting ability.

The problem is that the Joker got his information out of nowhere, and then pretended to be in a state of panic after Bruce opened the realm of fear!

Maybe too many easy victories made Bruce a little careless, or maybe the clown was just too good at disguising—in any case, Bruce didn't notice anything wrong, and then he was successfully attacked by the clown and passed out.

After that, the Joker kidnaps Police Chief Gordon and Judge Rachel to blackmail Bruce! Let Bruce reveal his identity in public!

At the time, Bruce used his Batman identity to chase people.

"What makes me feel a little strange is that I was clearly knocked out by his sneak attack at the time. Logically speaking, he has no reason not to check my appearance." Bruce's voice carried a trace of doubt, obviously he didn't understand this very well. , "This also means that he can directly reveal my identity... But why must I reveal it myself?"

"Remember what I once told you?" Zhou Yi said, "Don't use common sense to speculate on what this person will do, if you really want to know how he will do the next thing, then first you need to Put yourself in the shoes of a lunatic, and trust me, that's not a smart choice."

"But?" Bruce knew that there must be a but below what Zhou Yi had not finished.

"But, like I said, if you want to deal with this madman who doesn't play cards according to the routine, if you don't want to turn yourself into a madman to understand his thoughts, then you just need to use another way to solve the problem. All right."

Zhou Yi said: "Use strength to crush... There are many kinds of strength, the clown's conspiracy and tricks use people's strength is strength, your family background is strength, and mine, personal strength, is also strength, whichever is stronger, can achieve crushing level, then whoever wins, it's that simple."

"I'll take the nearest flight back... By the way, what did he say?"

"He said he wanted to play a game with me." Bruce thought about it and said, "He said if I don't play his game, he will kill Rachel and Gordon."

"Play a game..." Zhou Yi smiled, "It's like a game of chess... Do you know the easiest way to end a game like this? Mr. Bruce Wayne?"

"Crush over?" Bruce raised his eyebrows.

"No, it's directly overturning the chessboard!" Zhou Yizheng suddenly stopped when he was talking.

Suddenly he had a new idea.

"What's wrong?" Bruce asked.

"I suddenly had a new idea." Zhou Yi thought for a while and said, "It is also a solution to completely control the chess game of this game and turn it into a stage play that is completely controlled by myself. "

"What?" Bruce clearly didn't understand.

Zhou Yi said: "You can make a statement later, saying that you have communicated with Batman and confirmed that he will announce his true identity at the Wayne Group press conference three days later."

"Isn't that fulfilling his purpose?" Rachel was caught, and Bruce was confused now that he was concerned.

"No, before it is announced, for him, the result of the game has not been announced, so he will not attack Rachel and Gordon," Zhou Yi said, "To be safe, I will arrive secretly and search quickly. Their location, to ensure their safety, but not to rescue him, do you understand?"

"That's what you said, a... stage play?" Bruce finally understood what Zhou Yi meant.

"Mad people like games, and I prefer to be an artist, even though some people seem to have said that artists are crazy people," Zhou Yi looked at the sea in the distance and stood up, "As an artist, you should turn a game into complete control by yourself. the theater!

The clown's game is to use people's hearts, and my theater is called people's hearts! "

"..." Bruce thought for a while and said, "But I always feel that you are still crushed by your strength... I can't deny that his game uses people's hearts, but does your theater have anything to do with people's hearts? "

"..." Zhou Yi instantly broke the defense.

Originally, it was just pretending to be a force, just throwing a few lines that looked very compelling at first glance (can a writer’s copy be called copying? That’s called borrowing!), I didn’t expect that what was greeted was not praise, but from Teammate's stab?

This kid really can't be human!

"Do you still want to save people?"

"Think! Of course I did! Your theater is so heartwarming!" Bruce hurriedly tried to make up for his mistake.

"It's too late! Wait to die!" Zhou Yi roared angrily.

"Don't, Brother Zhou! Don't, Brother Zhou!"

"Well... by the way, let me ask you a question." Zhou Yi said seriously.

What I just said was just a joke. It was originally a joke between friends. If he was angry, it would be a joke. He is not someone who can't make jokes. Bruce is also very aware of this, so he cooperated like this.

What? When did you become friends?

It was the moment when Bruce took a stake in Zhou Yi and Wayne Group, and it was iron!

"What?" After some jokes, Bruce finally relaxed. Hearing Zhou Yi's tone was so serious, he suddenly became serious.

"This is a good opportunity." Zhou Yi said, "If you want to completely take off your identity as Batman, I can help you."

"...Now, I don't have such an idea, Gotham has not been completely saved by us, and the existence of the Joker is the proof," Bruce said after being silent for a while, obviously after thinking for a while, "Maybe, wait until everything is complete. It's resolved, I'll consider it."

"Then, at the press conference three days later, don't reveal your identity. At that time, it will be time for the only audience, the clown, to be dumbfounded by this stage play." Zhou Yi laughed. .

"I see." Bruce agreed. "Thanks."

"Do you need to say this?" Zhou Yi said, deliberately speaking in the tone of his boss to his subordinates, "Help me do good things, and the benefits will always come from you!"

"Then please." Bruce chuckled a few times and said solemnly.

"When will you see me and say what I can't do?"

...

Hanging up the phone, Zhou Yi looked at Catwoman who had been bored for so long and started playing with a beach ball.

"I found that you are more and more like a cat." Zhou Yi said after pretending to think for a while.

"Really?" Catwoman raised her eyebrows, threw the beach ball away, stood up, lay on Zhou Yi's body, and squeezed her fists, "You mean... like this?"

"Meow~" (\u003e^ω^\u003c)

"Goblin!" Zhou Yi couldn't help but flash the word in his mind.

As a righteous protagonist, Zhou Yi said that it is his responsibility and obligation to subdue the demon and eliminate the demon, and it is an inescapable matter, so he and the cat demon immediately fought a hard battle for 3 million words, and finally surrendered the demon. !

In view of the cumbersome battle process, although there are many postures, there are also many repetitive actions, so I will not describe them in detail.

ps: There is one more update... But obviously I can't finish writing it today, so I'll post it later.

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