Part-time as God of the Heavens

In the world, there are three kinds of things that are absolutely untouchable in three countries.

That is - tax evasion in the United States, drug trafficking in China, and being a hostage in Russia.

Tax evasion in the United States, once found out, it would be easy to go bankrupt.

Trafficking drugs in China, feeding peanuts directly, I won't tell you any more.

Taking hostages in Russia... The hostages are often killed by the police or the military first, and the terrorists will get the following news - "The hostages have been killed by us, you have nothing in your hands that can threaten us, and quickly surrender. !"

If you are a hostage in Russia, you might as well ask the terrorists for a gun, join them, and maybe they will survive.

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The IRS, the U.S. Internal Revenue Service, can be said to be a frightening existence for all Americans. This department has powers equal to, and sometimes even more powerful than, agencies such as the FBI and CIA!

From sending undercover agents to deal with gangster bosses that the FBI can't catch, to sending small employees to monitor the income of a restaurant for a year, to check whether there is tax evasion... In short, whether it is from small to large or large to small, as long as it is There is tax evasion, and once it is targeted by the IRS, Americans will not panic!

This is one of the reasons why Zhou Yi directly chose this profession!

What's even more interesting is that this is still a private company, a private company employed by the federal government, not a state machine!

Not outrageous.

"The United States is really a magical country..." Zhou Yi sighed while thinking about these things.

Zhou Yi came to the mobile phone store, and after asking about a mobile phone, he opened the shoulder bag, took out some money, and bought a mobile phone for himself.

This satchel was distributed systematically, and it contained not only 10,000 dollars in available cash, but also various documents—passports, green cards, tax office clerk’s cards, etc., all complete, and all valid and fully able to withstand inspection.

In the last Fast and Furious World, Zhou Yi also got such a satchel, in which, except for some differences between the ID card and the professional certificate, the rest, except for the time on it, are basically the same.

At that time, in order to verify some things, Zhou Yi went to check it himself, and found that in the last Fast and Furious world, the identity created by the system for himself was simply impeccable. Parents or something, it is completely impossible to verify, because everyone is "dead", only the files remain!

Although Zhou Yi knew that those files were all fake, as long as there was no way to verify them, then they were real!

"I have to say, it's really caring, otherwise I'll have to waste a lot of time to get my ID card, and how to successfully join the job," Zhou Yi thought, "Not only can he not speak and fight with me, but also can't Give me some kind of mandate to enforce or obliterate... Compared to other people's coquettish bitch and spicy chicken systems, it's really good!"

Zhou Yi didn't know whether his system was conscious or not, but it didn't prevent him from licking it... ahhh, sigh with emotion.

As for why Zhou Yi chose this career as an IRS employee?

Apart from the fact that the IRS has great power and is free enough, the main reason is of course—

Zhou Yi, who had just walked out of the store with his mobile phone and calling card, walked back.

His keen hearing made him hear what the clerk said - "I didn't expect this yellow-skinned monkey to be so rich, he must have stolen it from somewhere."

This is unbearable.

But Zhou Yi didn't intend to act violently, but to use the power he had now.

Well, he also has to test something.

The clerk watched Zhou Yi come back with some doubts, and asked, "Sir, what's the matter with you?"

I have to say that this person's acting skills are still okay, at least on the surface, he is not impatient at all.

"I'm sorry, I'm an expatriate commissioner of the Langley City Tax Bureau, responsible for investigating the tax evasion and evasion of your store. I just noticed that you charged me in cash and did not issue an invoice to me afterwards. plan." Zhou Yi looked indifferent, took out his ID, showed it in front of the clerk and said, "You can choose to be silent, but everything you say will become evidence in court!"

The clerk's eyes widened in disbelief.

WTF?

As for?

I am just a small mobile phone shop!

Seeing that you are Asian, you must not know the situation in the United States, so I thought about escaping the tax on this bill, saving the money, and then the boss will reward me with half, and these are enough for me to pick up a girl !

As a result, you took out a document and tried to arrest me in the name of tax evasion and tax evasion?

The clerk didn't know, if he knew, he would shout out at this moment-"Fishing law enforcement, this is fishing law enforcement!"

Of course, what he also didn't know was that if it wasn't for him behind his back, Zhou Yi wouldn't have targeted him for fishing and law enforcement.

"No, sir, don't do this." The clerk's legs were trembling. Although he didn't know whether the certificate in Zhou Yi's hand was real, what if it was real?

The name of the bureau, the shadow of the tree.

The clerk knows that if something happens to him and the person in front of him is really an IRS clerk, then he will be completely finished!

And you have to bring the boss to the end together!

"You are a clerk, and the owner of your store, ask him to come here." Zhou Yi said, "I need to ask him some questions!"

"I...I'll call the boss right away!" The clerk shivered and had no idea at all, and called the boss.

"What?" The boss, who took a long time to make things clear after listening to the clerk, was stunned. "Are you sure? Langley City Tax Bureau dispatched a commissioner?"

"Yes, yes," the clerk came back to his senses at this time, and added in a low voice, "I just saw that he is Asian, so this is..."

"You said he was Asian?" The boss was even more astonished. "How could an Asian be from the tax bureau? Are you sure he didn't have a fake certificate?"

"I don't know how to tell if it's fake or not!" the clerk said aggrieved.

"Okay, you let him wait for a while, I'll go right over!" the boss said, "Ninety percent is fake! When I come over with my police friend and expose him, I'll take this damn liar directly. Arrested!"

"Good boss!" On the clerk's side, with the support of the boss, he also regained his senses and wanted to reply Zhou Yi with great momentum.

But as soon as he looked up and saw Zhou Yi's deep and thoughtful eyes, he was instantly stunned and said weakly, "Our boss said he will come over later..."

"Haha..." Zhou Yi sneered twice, but he didn't pay much attention to him. He stood still and started to play the snake game.

He naturally heard what the boss on the other side of the phone said, but there was nothing strange about it.

White supremacy in the United States is very serious. Whether it is for yellow people or black people, basically, the vast majority of people say that they are treated equally, but in fact they are discrimination.

As for Zhou Yi, a few years ago, when he just traveled through and arrived in the world of "The Fast and the Furious", he also encountered a lot of such things, but later, after he became rich, such things basically never happened again. Just met.

So, in the final analysis, having money is the last word. Most of the time, having money represents the right to speak and strength.

After a while, a fat boss came to the store with a fat policeman.

Chatting with the great gods, I got a lot of inspiration...