Part-time as God of the Heavens

"It may be because of disrepair, so there are some small flaws, thank you for helping me polish it." Of course, Mephisto can't admit that it was his own hands and feet, although there is no other possibility except him, but as long as he doesn't Just admit it.

"Then pay the labor fee." Zhou Yi reached out his hand unceremoniously.

"I didn't take the initiative to ask you." Mephisto immediately changed his face.

"Hehe," Zhou Yi tapped on the table, "then I have to spread the story that the dignified hell monarch Mephisto was deceived by a mortal..."

"It doesn't matter, you don't really think that I would care about such a small thing?" Mephisto was disdainful and didn't care.

"Okay," Zhou Yi got up, "let's go, Duke, I have a way to extract your memory, and then invest it again, let's just make a movie, what do you think? The name is... "Liar" Not being deceived, the little story of the monarch of hell Mephisto is revealed"?"

"Um...very good? But I haven't learned much about acting." Duke followed in small steps.

"It doesn't matter, you just need to re-enact the scene at that time." Zhou Yi said with an expression that seemed more feasible, "Don't worry, this movie will definitely be released all over the world by then, so that everyone will know about you. story of heroism!"

"and many more!"

When Zhou Yi and Duke were about to leave the bar completely, Mephisto stopped them.

Mephisto didn't want to stop Zhou Yi, which meant exposing his guilty conscience... But he couldn't help but stop them. If this matter really spread, the loss would be too great!

"Did you hear anyone talking?" Zhou Yi kept walking.

"No."

"Alright then, let's go."

"Wait!" Mephisto stopped Zhou Yi and Duke with a dark face, "We can talk!"

"It turned out to be the famous hell monarch Mephisto, who did I think it was?" Zhou Yi said in a strange tone, "I don't know what you want to talk about when you have time to come to me?"

"What do you want?" Mephisto went straight to the subject with a black face.

He was too lazy to talk to Zhou Yi, because he had found that his current situation seemed to have nothing to do with Zhou Yi.

According to his contract with Gu Yi, Mephisto couldn't hurt Duke, and Zhou Yi, who could hurt him, couldn't attack Zhou Yi because he wasn't strong enough on Earth.

This restricts Mephisto's way of directly flipping the table.

There is no way to lift the table, so play a trick.

As a devil, of course, Mephisto will not directly enter the final peace negotiation link.

Therefore, the previous contract of manipulation and the act of pretending to be calm and intending to make Zhou Yi make concessions appeared.

However, what he didn't expect was that Zhou Yi had already analyzed the situation and situation of the enemy and ourselves, and that he had a care, it was equivalent to sitting on the Diaoyutai and watching Mephisto's performance. Just stand still and wait for the final negotiation.

That's why Zhou Yi thinks this wave is a blessing to the door... Gu Yi has already paved all the roads, and the rest is just waiting for Zhou Yi to operate by himself, just need to show his strength and guard against Murphy It's ok for Sto to play tricks.

Just don't be too cool!

After discovering that all the most worthwhile means were ineffective for Zhou Yi, Mephisto decided to negotiate peacefully with Zhou Yi. It was a big loss, and the matter was completely ended with the greatest cost-effectiveness.

"I've said it before," Zhou Yi squeezed his right hand in the air, "I want it all."

"Money, power, or strength?" Mephisto raised his eyebrows slightly.

"Money and strength are just fine. With these two, power is at your fingertips, not to mention I don't care," Zhou Yi showed a greedy look, which he deliberately pretended. As for whether Mephisto will It's not important to relax your vigilance for this. If you succeed, you should earn it. If you don't, you should practice your acting skills. "I need some magical knowledge. As for money...I think you should have a lot, right? Just treat it as a fine, ten Billions of dollars, is it okay?"

"Wait, did I hear it right?" Mephisto was shocked, "I'm afraid you're not talking nonsense, I can only give one million at most!"

"Why, as a hell monarch, don't you have a billion dollars?" Zhou Yi looked contemptuous, "Isn't it easy for you to get money?"

"Even if I had it, I wouldn't give it to you because of something like this!" Mephisto said that he had "earned" the money through his own hard work, how could he be blackmailed by Zhou Yi so easily, " I did not cause any psychological harm to him at all, and he was the one who broke the promise and falsified the contract first!"

"Oh, I forgot to mention that, since your contract is completely illegal, you are entirely responsible for this case. Mr. Duke's actions after that were all for self-defense and counter-attack, which belonged to legitimate defense." Zhou Yi added calmly.

"You... up to ten million!" Mephisto chose to give in one more step.

"One hundred million, I'll take a step back, okay?" Zhou Yi sighed and made a "this is really a lot of concessions to the bottom line", "Add some magic! You clean up the contract labor fee! I want you to know...more than a quarter!"

"Yes!" Mephisto agreed instantly.

This is within the range of Mephisto's acceptance... In fact, no matter how much money Mephisto can agree to, it is too easy for him to make money anyway, and dollars are of no use to him, so the reason for bargaining It's just a habit of not wanting to suffer too much.

As for magic, Zhou Yi asked for more than half of it anyway, and Mephisto can give some of the selected ones out... As for what it is, isn't it all selected by Mephisto?

Put some traps in it, maybe it will have unexpected effects later!

"Add more." Zhou Yi said immediately after seeing Mephisto agree so quickly.

"No, it's okay!" Mephisto took out another contract and put it in front of Zhou Yi. It was the details of the terms they negotiated. Mephisto would give Zhou Yi those things at the price that Zhou Yi and Duke could not Speak out in any way and form that Mephisto was deceived by mortals.

"That's fine, but the terms need to be revised." Zhou Yi glanced at it, "This amount must be US dollars that are currently legal and valid, and transfer it to my card number through legal channels... I'll transfer it to you later. ."

The latter sentence was addressed to Duke, who nodded quickly without any comments.

He is a very reasonable person. In fact, Zhou Yi is very grateful for releasing the curse on him. It doesn't matter if Zhou Yi doesn't give him the money after he gets the money, because he understands that if Zhou Yi doesn't release the curse for him, he will lose his life for the rest of his life. will live under the curse.

He still understands the truth of gratitude and contentment.

"What else?" Mephisto waved his hand, and the terms of the contract changed.

"Also, it's magic..." Zhou Yi added the detailed requirements about magic. Basically, there are no missing traps, no intentional entrapment, etc. In short, basically all the restrictions that can be thought of are added by Zhou Yi. .

Mephisto added these requirements with a dark face.

He had already given up the idea of ​​cheating Zhou Yi on the magic he was given.

This little fox is so smart!

The problem is that Mephisto can't refute it yet, otherwise it can be expected that Zhou Yi will definitely give him a sentence - "You dare not add these restrictions to the contract, have you already thought of pitting me? Even if the contract is not signed, I will shoot that movie right away and broadcast it all over the world!"

There is no way to be controlled by others!

"...That's about it," Zhou Yi said after saying a lot, "I'll add one last."

"...What?" Mephisto, who was already numb, asked mechanically.

"All invisible clauses do not apply, and..." Zhou Yi repeated the clause that was added when Duke and Mephisto signed the contract.

Not to mention the rest, mainly to disgust Mephisto.

As expected, Mephisto was disgusted by Zhou Yi, with an expression on his face that he had taken Orly.

But still added.

I have endured it for so long before, if I don't eat this lump of Orly in the end, I always feel that something is missing... ah, no, I always feel that it is a big loss!

Anyway, it is not that there is no chance to get the interest back!

An idea flashed in Mephisto's mind.

The contract was finally negotiated and completed, and Zhou Yi also signed a contract with Mephisto—not using a drop of blood, but a method similar to when Gu Yi signed a contract with Mephisto, which is a kind of power that can represent the source The seal, the effect is similar to that of blood, but the force is obviously improved by more than one step.

This spell was learned by Zhou Yi from the magic book obtained by Tia Doma. Although the casting principle is different, the effect is the same.

"Hahaha, the deal is done, you can go!" Zhou Yi waved his hand impatiently.

"We'll meet again." Mephisto gritted his teeth.

"Of course, you haven't given me the magic yet." Zhou Yi chuckled, "Within three days?"

"Relax, I have always kept the contract the most..." Mephisto said, raising the crutch in his hand slightly, and then dropping it, the whole demon disappeared.

"Are you sure he won't retaliate against us in any way?" Duke was a little worried.

"Don't worry, he will definitely." Zhou Yi said calmly.

Duke: "???"

How can you make me feel at ease! Shouldn't it be more worrying?

"I reassure you that he will definitely come, and I have prepared corresponding methods and measures to solve this matter." Zhou Yi explained.

This time, Zhou Yi only needs 100 million US dollars.

Those magic can't be said to be for Duke, but Zhou Yi himself, so it can't be counted in the experience value. Zhou Yi is very clear about this, but he doesn't mind, because...there is still a chance in the future.

What happened after that involved Mephisto's big plan. That was the time for Zhou Yi to really pick up the wool. Now... it's just an appetizer!

"Okay, you go home first, and I will arrange the corresponding things for you later..." Zhou Yi stacked several magic circles on Duke's body as protection, "The next thing is up to you. It doesn't matter, just enjoy your new life, and don't worry about being approached by the devil later, or going to hell after death... Heaven will welcome you very much."

After all, Zhou Yi sent Duke away directly.

It's a pity that Duke really doesn't have any aptitude to learn magic... Otherwise, Zhou Yi would be really interested in teaching him magic, but now, a mortal should really not be involved in this level of struggle, the danger is still too big.

After a while, $100 million arrived.

In theory, the transaction process of such an amount is still very cumbersome, but this kind of thing is obviously easy for Mephisto to solve.

Zhou Yi saw that his [traffic police] career was successfully upgraded to a senior level, with a satisfied smile on his face, and then transferred the money directly to Duke.

"Is this too much?" Duke called.

"As I said, I'll give you the best locomotive in the world," Zhou Yi smiled, "enjoy your new life, Duke, you deserve it, as an ordinary person, you succeed in doing it. When it comes to the reward for the feat of deceiving the monarch of hell, I have already dealt with the origin of this money for you, it is a lottery winning, and it is after-tax income."

"...Thank you." Duke thanked.

He is a contented man.

"You're welcome," Zhou Yi said. "Goodbye, Duke."

"goodbye."

Duke hung up the phone, a little surprised.

There are too many things today, curses, sealed memories, deceived the legendary devil, or the monarch of hell, the most important thing is that I did it myself, and the racing to hundreds of yards or more, the first time I experienced extreme speed The joy...and of being a billionaire.

And, the father who is still alive and healthy - Duke looked at his father who was watching TV in the living room and laughing happily.

That's it, what's not to be satisfied with?

"Dad, let's go on a trip to Hawaii tomorrow!"

"What? Where did you get the money? Didn't you go to work?"

"No, I'm resigning! I won a $100 million lottery!"

"Aren't you making fun of me?"

"how could be……"

"It's strange for me to believe you. You've been the most deceptive since the market opened when you were a child!"

"This is..."

After all, the person who can deceive the monarchs of hell has no talent in this area... No one believes it!

...

Two days later.

"Let's welcome, Explosive Johnny!"

In the football field, exciting music was playing on the radio, with a row of small trucks parked in the middle, ramps at both ends, and a row of fireworks surrounding the trucks, which rose with the sound of the broadcast. Ignite, the eruption of flames rendered the lively scene of the entire football stadium full of enthusiasm.

At the beginning of a section of the ramp, Johnny in a racing suit slowly appeared.

Johnny's performance has always been very simple, but he also directly hit the most critical point of the locomotive - "fast".

The faster you go, the farther you fly.

He wants to drive this locomotive and fly halfway across the pitch, from one end of the ramp to the other!

ps: Hand pain + sore throat... It's fine, I'll take another day off.

(Me: "I order you all to be well tomorrow!"

Hand + Throat: "Ok Ok")

I'm just a coding machine with a sore hand - sleep sleep