Part-time as God of the Heavens
Chapter 29 [Stomach clearing attack] (recommended collection ticket)
"Ugh... Next time, I will never ride in your car again!" Chris said with difficulty, his legs and feet a little weak, holding on to the trash can.
"Well, I believe you." Zhou Yi nodded seriously.
As for his heart...
Of course, I don't believe it. Chris has said this no less than five times, and every time he drives the best car to pick him up.
This is the same as the so-called "next time". Readers always say that they must vote for the author next time, but the author can only cry every day at the poor votes.
(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
In fact, even if Zhou Yi didn't use his [Senior Dimensional Wrench] and [Advanced Car Controller] abilities before, it is estimated that Chris would put the key in Zhou Yi later.
The silver-white key was not a new master key developed by the equipment department. The equipment department was not that strong in this era.
In fact, that's what Zhou Yi's [Senior Dimensional Advanced Wrench] was transformed into!
Zhou Yi doesn't know why this wrench has the function of deforming according to his own ideas after the upgrade, but this does not prevent him from using it.
After using the [Advanced Car Controller] ability to control the car, the information about the key will naturally appear in Zhou Yi's mind, and then use the advanced wrench to change the shape, and a "key" will appear like this .
He didn't deliberately find any excuse to lie to Chris, because he knew that as long as the real situation was described in a slightly exaggerated way, Chris would not believe it and subconsciously ignored this option.
Because it sounds like a joke.
People's subconscious will filter jokes to a certain extent, so when countless facts are said in a joking attitude, they will not be believed by people, and they will be ignored subconsciously.
This is more serious for the more serious and serious, and for Chris, the IRS director, not to mention.
He completely regarded Zhou Yi's previous remarks as bragging, and rightly believed that Zhou Yi's key came from the equipment department.
Moreover, now, after some ultra-long-distance ultra-city racing, Chris, who was dizzy with the taillights dangling in his head, had completely forgotten about the previous incident.
The man is flying in front, the soul is chasing behind, and his soul has just caught up with him not long ago!
The siren sounded from far and near, but it didn't make Zhou Yi or Chris feel nervous at all.
Soon, a police car that was left behind for a few minutes' drive caught up with Zhou Yi, and after driving a distance, it stopped again and backed up.
The police car was turned off, and two police officers got down from above. They came to Zhou Yi and Chris, who was still holding the trash can and brewing the next wave of stomach clearing attacks. He took out his police card, "You..."
Before the two policemen's words were half finished, Zhou Yi showed the documents he had prepared in front of them: "Gentlemen, can you understand the words on it?"
"..." The policeman swallowed when he saw the certificate Zhou Yi showed, "...I understand."
"So, do you know where this place is?" Zhou Yi pointed to the high-rise building beside him.
"Know...know," said the other policeman, "Langley City Revenue Department..."
"Wow, what a coincidence, I found that this document of mine seems to have one or two words or three or four words that are exactly the same as the above," Zhou Yi nodded and said in an exaggerated tone and a serious expression, "You say this Is it really a coincidence?"
"Yeah yeah..." ×2
The two policemen who had realized that something was wrong started to nod like chickens pecking at rice.
"What's more, I don't seem to have caught a few tax-related cases this year," Zhou Yi said with a serious face, "I see that the two police officers seem to be very leisurely. I don't know if I need to investigate for you. Take a look at all these years..."
"No need, no need!" The two policemen quickly shook their heads, shaking their heads and backing away.
After retreating to the side of the police car, they opened the door to get in the car with lightning speed, then started the car, and directly hung up the high speed gear and left.
Because the start was too fast, the tires slipped on the ground for a while, making a harsh friction sound, leaving a charred black!
"Tsk tsk...I didn't expect that little Langley would actually crouch and hide a dragon, and even hide a racing master," Zhou Yi tutted twice, sighing with emotion, "It starts with a burnt tire, it's professional!"
"Zhou, we are obviously a legitimate professional department, and we are doing very legitimate things."
Chris, who successfully used all the [Stomach Clearing Attack] PP on the trash can, fell into a weak state. He held the car and came to Zhou Yi, "Why do you always act like a gangster?"
"Please, Sir, the only difference between us and the gang is that we have an additional employment relationship with the federal government," Zhou Yi rarely complained about the power of IRS employees in this profession. "The difference is not big."
"Well...you're right," Chris thought for a second, and was successfully persuaded by Zhou Yi.
In fact, as the director of the IRS, he has a deeper understanding of the prerogatives held by the IRS.
The so-called legitimate tax company... is just a glorified rhetoric on the surface.
When it comes to tax issues, the IRS will reveal its terrifying fangs and claws.
Those are sharper and more cruel fangs and claws than the FBI, CIA and other special agencies!
...
"These are the documents you want, and releasing a large part of them will cause some unnecessary major incidents."
In the requisitioned director's office, Chris was showing some materials to Zhou Yi.
"Of course, it's very important. I didn't put it in. Some of it is adulterated... I remember you told me that your purpose is to simply enter the CIA headquarters, right?"
"Yes, just go in and give a cover to someone inside of them. In fact, it doesn't make much difference whether I have or not. I think he should be able to do it himself, but... be safe," Zhou Yi nodded, "After all, it is Big things."
"Yeah, it involves the entire list of CIA agents, and it was stolen directly from the CIA headquarters, and it's about a big matter of 10 million US dollars!"
The more Chris said, the more irritable he scratched his head, "By the way, you said...that person can do it without you? Who is that person? Who has such great ability? I thought it was you who did it!"
"If I were to act, then I wouldn't need this thing at all."
Zhou Yi rolled his eyes, shook his head, removed the storage CD (there was no USB flash drive at this time) inserted into the computer, and said, "I said, I'm just taking cover."
"You really can?" Chris was shocked.
"Why not?" Zhou Yi asked rhetorically while receiving the CD in the bag, "It's just that this time, it involves their internal affairs, so I'm not very involved in it, so as not to end things badly in the end."
"After all, being broken into the headquarters by one's own people to take confidential information, and being broken into by people from other departments to take information inside, are two completely different concepts..."
When I was a child, I really got motion sickness and vomited every time I was in a car. When I grew up, it was just fine. I only got motion sickness in the lights, and only the big ones... What? Why are you arresting me?
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