Part-time as God of the Heavens
Chapter 345 Zhou Yi used the [Ti Hai Tactic], and the effect was outstanding! (Everyone has a health
With that said, Zhou Yi let ten gold Galleons float in front of Gwen: "Ravenclaw always surprises people, doesn't it? I hope you can make persistent efforts, my guarantee will be valid for a long time!"
"Then, judging from the current situation, if only with the current knowledge reserve, the only one who can pass the N.E.W.T exam should be Ms. Gwen," Zhou Yi wrote a word with the number one on the blackboard, "I hope The goal is that by the end of the semester, the number is... twenty-three, which means everyone passes!"
"Of course, if you want to complete this task, it is definitely impossible to say it verbally, so I will arrange corresponding learning tasks for you." Zhou Yi continued, paused for a few seconds, and looked at the following because Gwenna The students who seemed restless when Ten Jialong and Zhou Yi said that they would all pass.
Seemingly aware of something, the students quieted down one by one, looking at Zhou Yi smiling on the podium, an ominous premonition surged in their hearts.
Even though it was the first class, they also had an inexplicable tacit understanding - "Whenever Zhou Yi laughs like this, it must be a bad thing!"
"Time flies so fast, our first class is about to end like this," Zhou Yi said, taking out a pile of papers about 20 centimeters high and distributing them to the students, "Our next class The class is on Friday, these are your homework, don't worry, the above topics are all of low difficulty, you just need to search carefully in the book, and you can finish it soon... The only thing I have for you is The requirement is, don't copy the homework, there will be punishment for copying the homework!"
Below, the students looked at the paper that automatically floated in front of them, lost in thought.
The rolls handed out to them were about one centimeter thick per person.
Listen to Zhou Yi, this is a week's homework? ? ?
"It should be just scary thickness, there is definitely not much content on it." Many students opened a page with this idea and looked at it, and they saw dense words and piles of questions.
He almost fainted without rolling his eyes.
This wave directly poured half of the students.
"It must be just bad luck, I got the most card!"
Some of the students who were still hopeful persisted in reading through all the test papers, and the papers were clattering.
After a while, the remaining half fell too.
Professor Zhou Yi used the [Title Sea Tactics], and the effect was outstanding! The students are down!
"Then, today's class is here, the get out of class is over!" Zhou Yi left the classroom with a satisfied smile - finally realized what it feels like as a teacher assigning so many homework to students and watching them wailing, it's really... cool !
As Zhou Yi left, those students were still paralyzed on their seats, facing the pile of papers in front of them, wanting to cry without tears.
At this time, in their eyes, Zhou Yi has another label... the great devil!
It's even scarier than the mysterious man!
...
Zhou Yi came to the teachers' lounge.
"Hey, Professor Zhou, is the first class over, how do you feel?" Professor Fei Liwei greeted Zhou Yi.
"It's okay, my students are very obedient, but their level is a little lacking, but there is a Ravenclaw student who is very good, she has won a lot of points from me, and ten gold Galleons." Zhou Yi said with a smile. .
"Ten Gold Galleons! You actually took Gold Galleons as a reward?" Felicity exclaimed, "You said 'her', is that student named Gwen?"
"Yes, it seems that she was very good before?" Zhou Yi nodded and asked.
"Yes, she should be the one with the best academic performance in this class of Ravenclaw," Professor Flitwick praised without hesitation, "and the most beautiful one!"
"This is undeniable." Zhou Yi smiled, "How about you? Professor Filiwei, just finished the spell class?"
"Of course, yes," Professor Fei Liwei nodded, "but the students are in the lower grades... You know, with little magic, you can only teach some simple magic. By the way, Professor Zhou, you Do you like to drink?"
"Me? Generally, but I've never been drunk." Zhou Yi said.
"I've never been drunk!" Professor Flitwick was surprised. "Merlin's beard, you're not joking, are you? Or did you use a spell?"
"No no, what's the point of drinking with a magic spell?" Zhou Yi waved his hand, although of course he was drunk before, but now he can't get drunk if he doesn't want to.
It's a bit strange to say that once it comes to the topic of drinking, it is inevitable that you can't do without the amount of alcohol, and men seem to be full of "contest" mentality in this matter - the more they like to drink, the more so.
After making an agreement with Professor Fei Liwei, who likes to drink, to drink at "Three Broomsticks" this weekend, and after chatting about other things, Zhou Yi left. In the afternoon, he still had two sessions of 2nd and 3rd graders' Defense Against the Dark Arts. class.
At this time, without exception, all kinds of things about Zhou Yi began to circulate in Hogwarts... The main reason is that the students of the next class found the Defence Against the Dark Arts classroom after they entered the classroom. The seniors who were slumped in their seats with dull eyes, and the pile of test papers in front of them were not counted by the number of sheets but by the thickness.
Long live!
"Have you heard that the new Professor Zhou, the one who teaches the Defense Against the Dark Arts course, seems to be rich and generous, and the class is also very interesting!"
"Why are the versions I heard different? It seems to say that Professor Zhou is very scary, like a mysterious man! Assigned a full centimeter of homework! All are exam papers, and they are full!"
"I also heard that he gave a reward. As long as you pass the assessment, you can get ten golden Galleons!"
The chattering students gasped...you could see a clear difference between them and the sixth graders—because they were sophomores.
"Anyway, it's much better than Professor Quirrell, who teaches first, fifth, and seventh grade students. I heard that professor only stammered and read the material on the textbook, and it also exuded a strange smell, it was almost It's embarrassing! Professor Zhou is at least handsome and funny!"
Soon, the sound of footsteps sounded, and Zhou Yi stepped into the classroom again in the second when the class started.
Entering one second early is disrespectful to the salary issued to him!
The second-year students all quieted down and sat down obediently.
"Good afternoon, classmates, I believe you already know my name, but I would like to introduce myself. My name is Zhou Yi, and everyone can call me Professor Zhou."
Zhou Yi still had a habitual smile on his face, but this time the effect was not the same as that of the morning. After the propaganda of the sixth graders who had been devastated, [Professor Zhou smiles at its best when it is the most terrifying. This feature of "time" has been spread everywhere along with Zhou Yi's labels like 'inhumanity' and 'test paper madman'!
The students below all took a deep breath.
"One thing that cannot be denied is that, as second-year students, you are still far away from the O.W.L exam, let alone N.E.W.T," Zhou Yi said. "So, in terms of homework, compared to your sixth-grade seniors, I won't put that much pressure on you."
The students below sighed in unison.
"Then, I believe that after the previous year's study, you should have mastered some spells... Please write the spells you think you can master on this piece of paper." Zhou Yi snapped his fingers, and a pile of paper appeared out of thin air. , floated in front of those students.
After a while, Zhou Yi used magic to collect the papers again.
"Well..." Zhou Yi glanced around, "Okay, as expected, there are only five who have mastered the most magic spells, and very few have mastered iron armor spells... The crease is normal, gentlemen and ladies. Guys, I didn't mean to ridicule or belittle you, because you are still young, only twelve or thirteen years old, the magic power in your body is not enough to support you to release too many magic spells, so it is normal and reasonable that you cannot master too many magic spells. things."
"Speaking of this, maybe you think that I plan to teach you how to release the spell? No, releasing the spell is necessary, but not sufficient," Zhou Yi looked around, "who can tell me, except for the release of the spell Besides, what other ways do we have to deal with other people's attacks!"
"Magic potion!" a student replied.
"One of them, what else?" Zhou Yi nodded.
"Some special magic items!" another student replied.
"It's one of them, what else?"
"Ask the professor for help!"
There was laughter in the audience, and Zhou Yi also smiled: "The professor can't be by your side all the time, of course, if he is really there, this is indeed a way...including your friends, your family, or your pride. Luo? However, even though this is a disappointment, I still want to remind you that not everyone can be trusted. People can change. You can only rely on others for a while, and you can rely on yourself for a lifetime. What it is for you is how to rely on yourself... Is there anyone else to answer?"
"Use your fists!" said a student who looked taller than his peers.
There was another burst of laughter from the audience, and this time the laughter was particularly loud.
"Quiet!" Zhou Yi asked the students to quiet down, "Gryffindor?"
As expected, there was another burst of laughter, and Zhou Yi himself laughed.
The characteristics of the major colleges are too obvious.
"Okay, although it sounds straightforward, it's an undeniable choice, and it's also the choice I want to talk to you about. Five points for Gryffindor!" Zhou Yi said, "Magic potion, it's not bad. , but students who have taken a potion class should know that although magic potions have many advantages, they have the same disadvantages, such as high price, hard to find materials, and long production time... For some wizards who have enough money and time, magic potions A good option indeed, but for more wizards, magic potions are only icing on the cake.
Then there is no need to elaborate more on magic items. Obviously, this thing is more expensive than magic potion, and the quantity is much rarer... I want to tell you that the simplest and most universally applicable, except for applying The method other than the curse is fist, or in other words, fighting! "
The students in the audience were in an uproar.
"If you have any opinions, I like to discuss it with everyone, rather than me saying it to myself, don't worry, as long as it is a normal problem, I will never deduct your points or give other punishments. measures."
"Professor Zhou, isn't it too elegant to fight?" a student stood up and asked.
"Ah, Slytherin, I understand what you think," Zhou Yi saw a small green snake tattooed on the front of his school uniform, "Elegance, very good, I also like elegance, elegance is timeless, but in the face of life Threats, when necessary, I think it is a kind of grace to be able to survive and defeat the opponent. If you have to use all available means for the so-called 'elegance', it is not graceful, but stupid, please sit."
"Maybe you don't understand this, so let me give an example, an Auror is hunting down an extrajudicial outlaw named Zhang San, this Zhang San has done a lot of terrible things, can't say lucky or unfortunate, they Both sides are top wizards. After fighting for a long time, they have used all the magic power, magic potion, or magic items on their bodies, but they still failed to decide the winner. Now, what do you think about this situation? , what method should they use to subdue each other, or kill them?"
"There is no doubt that it is fighting, it is time to use your fists and feet, and your fists and feet are on you, gentlemen and ladies, don't ignore them, magic is amazing, but you can't use magic all the time... To give an example, on the train to school, you should have heard about the fight between Mr. Harry Potter and Mr. Draco Malfoy. It is clear who is right and who is wrong. The thing is, Mr Potter must have put a lot of effort into physical training, so he was able to beat each other one-on-three without mastering any magic spells... When falling into the example I gave earlier, he There will definitely be a final victory.”
"I have been discussing with Headmaster Dumbledore about reforming the Defence Against the Dark Arts course exam, and the Headmaster fully agrees with my proposal, so, if there is no accident, when you are facing the O.W.L exam, the actual combat will be a meeting. Instead of casting magic as an exam item...it's getting harder, yes, gentlemen and ladies, but it's for your future, the outside world is dangerous, and as your professors, we just want you to learn to more useful things, rather than just scripting."
Zhou Yi said, clapped his hands, and took out a large pile of wooden sticks about one meter long: "There is nothing more meaningful than a personal experience, everyone, I have applied for an outdoor event venue, let's start today. Bar!"
ps: The rewards for last month's event have been applied for and distributed. This month's event has been applied for. It may be available tomorrow. I will issue a single chapter to tell everyone. (Dragon Boat Festival is healthy~)
It's too hard to write
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