Part-time as God of the Heavens

"You received it too?!!" Lu Mingfei quickly sent a message.

"Ah, yes, the school is directly recruiting, is it bad? A hot girl who drives a red Ferrari came to send me an interview notice and gave me a Nokia N96!"

"It's amazing, I also received a wife for N96? Is the hot girl the blonde you're thinking of?"

"No, dark red hair, Chinese, height 170cm, weight about 48kg."

"It's pretty complete," Lu Mingfei said that he believed that Zhou Yi was a ghost, "so you are also interviewing the day after tomorrow?"

"Yeah, the day after tomorrow, at the Regent Hotel, we will meet at the entrance of the two hotels!"

"What kind of teacher can only two people know! The connection is almost the same!"

"Jointing means doing bad things, which has a derogatory meaning. Joining teachers also means that the two come together with unswerving great beliefs for the same lofty goal!"

"My language is not good, don't lie to me!" Lu Mingfei sent the expression of a villain in a yellow jumpsuit.

"Don't worry, Sir! When did I lie to you?"

"I suspect you are scolding me!"

"Replace doubt with feeling thankful."

"But I'm still very nervous. What should I do if he interviews in English?"

"Isn't your English pretty good?"

"Can only write but not speak!"

"Wait to die!"

"You can't see death without help! [Crying]"

"Don't worry, it should be a Chinese interview. [Green helmet smokes]"

"Fuck, true or false, interview in Chinese at an American university? [glare] [glare]"

"That hot girl told me!"

"So there really is a hot girl?"

"So you didn't believe me in the first place? It's boring, the feelings have faded, let's delete each other!"

"Don't, don't! In that case, did that hot girl reveal any interview questions to you?"

"I sacrificed most of my time and stamina to get this news. You kid just wanted to ask the question directly?"

"..." Lu Mingfei paused and typed a string of ellipses, "You're wrong!"

"I'm right, it's you who's wrong! [Knock] [Knock]" Zhou Yi dropped a sentence, "Also, what are you going to do?"

"What should I do?" Lu Mingfei, who was sitting in front of the computer, scratched his head in doubt, the whine of the chassis perfectly reflected his excitement at this moment, and his movements showed his little butt moving on the chair. I can't sit still if I move!

"Your favorite, what about Chen Wenwen? Don't you plan to make a confession while you're going your separate ways after graduation?"

Lu Mingfei was stunned by Zhou Yi's words. He switched the interface. Chen Wenwen's avatar was a girl with a baseball cap. After an hour, I finally found an excuse, but if you scroll up the chat log, there are basically three out of ten sentences for this reason - will you go to the activities of the literary club?

It's been eleven hours since the news, that girl still hasn't been online, or has she been online but didn't see her news so she didn't reply? It's not that Lu Mingfei didn't think about the situation where Chen Wenwen saw it but didn't reply, but how is that possible? That is Chen Wenwen who personally pulled herself into the literary club!

"where is the guy!"

DiDi brought Lu Mingfei back to reality, he switched to the chat window with Zhou Yi, and cowardly typed a line: "I don't like Chen Wenwen!"

"I saw it on the first day I came here!" Zhou Yi's indisputable tone seemed to sound in Lu Mingfei's ear along with these words.

"No, no!" Lu Mingfei shrank his head and replied.

This time, after waiting for a long time for Zhou Yi, he still didn't return. Lu Mingfei took a closer look and found that Zhou Yi's avatar had also turned gray.

Lu Mingfei sighed, shrank his head back and leaned back on the chair, his eyes were blank and he didn't know if he was annoyed or something else.

It's alright, I've been fired right off the line.

Confession, it's not that Lu Mingfei didn't think about it. On the contrary, he thought about it many times and thought deeply. He almost imagined the scene of getting married and having children after the successful confession.

But if the confession fails, then you won't even have friends, and maybe you won't even have the right to look at the space secretly. Lu Mingfei still has some self-knowledge. In terms of appearance, he can't compare to Zhou Yi, and in terms of money, he is better than Zhou Yi. However, Zhao Menghua, in terms of talent, he will be hanged up and beaten, after all, it is the existence of lowering the level of the whole class... Even he himself can't think of why Chen Wenwen would agree with his confession? If he really confessed.

The whirring sound of the chassis became so irritating at this time, just when Lu Mingfei wanted to press the shutdown switch directly, the beeping sound from inside made Lu Mingfei look at Chen Wenwen subconsciously. 's avatar.

Still grey.

Then Lu Mingfei looked at Zhou Yi's avatar, and found that it was lit up again.

"Do you know why I didn't sit next to Chen Wenwen when I first arrived in your class, but moved a chair to sit next to you?"

"Because you're not interested in the non-blond-haired paradise?" Lu Mingfei subconsciously replied with a lousy remark.

"Fuck, I'm interested in all pretty girls of legal age! Don't care if it's blond, black or white! Except for black skin!"

"That's... Are you worried about being seen as a thorn in the side by the boys in the class?"

"I dare to drag a girl directly to the principal and say that we are in a relationship and the principal will smile and congratulate us on our 100-year marriage. Do you believe it?"

"What's that for?"

"Accurately, it's because of you."

"Your words make your scalp numb, brother!" Lu Mingfei shook his legs unnaturally.

"In the entire class, or the entire school, only you are special."

"Is it because I was able to lower the class average on my own?"

"Because you're different."

"If you're talking about talking shit and playing Interstellar and how bad the results can be, yes."

"I'm not kidding you...you don't realize it yet, but I know that I have a unique sensitivity to numbers, and I used to build a set of models to analyze human behavior. It's been tried and tested, but since I met you The model has never been right, there's only one possibility."

"I'm helpless?"

"you are not human."

"Hey, it's too much to say swearing, brother!"

"You are my kind. In my model, only my kind will be abnormal."

"Big brother, when you scolded me, you also scolded yourself. Hey, do you mean the [Interstellar Master] family?" Lu Mingfei firmly believed that Zhou Yi was playing some role-playing with him. class of word games.

"You wear a mask, but you don't realize it yourself, you tolerate it, you cowardly, but it's just your mask, worn for so long that you think it's the real you."

"Brother, your style of speaking is very like a magic stick! I'm really going to be moved by what you say, what's the next step to spend ten yuan to help me with a spiritual orifice to open up the cool madness that is omnipotent and omnipotent? drag mode?"

"You can continue to hide behind the mask, you can continue to think that the mask is really what you are, but the mask is always just a mask, and it will always come off one day, because of some things, some people... On that day, you will Show your true face, and all the accumulated anger, grievances, and unwillingness will erupt, and it will be an angry Siberian tiger!"

"Sounds very passionate! I suggest you write a novel! It will definitely sell well! Remember to give me a character, it must be handsome! Also, why is it a Siberian tiger? Shouldn't this kind of place use lions?" Lu Mingfei said that his IQ was unmoved when he went online, and it was absolutely impossible to be fooled by Zhou Yi like this!

"Because I'm Tiger Blow." Zhou Yi left another sentence, and his avatar turned grey again. No matter how Lu Mingfei sent a message to bombard him, he would never return.

In Lu Mingfei's opinion, this must be because Zhou Yi was so ashamed that he found out that his routine did not deceive him, so he didn't want to speak, so Comrade Lu Mingfei, who expressed his understanding, went to find another friend, Lao Tang, who was in the United States. Something about interviewing in English - it's always good to prepare a little bit more anyway, and American universities that interview in Chinese? No matter how you hear it, it's absolutely impossible!

...

"What principle is your model based on, and is there a copy of the actual program?"

Zhou Yi just turned his status to stealth, and Nuonuo's big-faced cat's head flickered.

"You really don't hide the fact that you are monitoring my life?" Zhou Yi replied angrily.

"Why cover up?"

"Is this a feature of Kassel College? Monitoring students' daily life?"

"You haven't entered Cassel College, so I have permission to let Norma monitor you."

"It means that even if you become a student, you will be monitored, but with higher authority."

"So what about that model?"

"I forgive your rigid diversion technique, what model?"

"It's you and the model that Lu Mingfei said can calculate human behavior!"

"I made it up."

"What?" Nuonuo stopped wiping her hair, she was only wearing a bath towel, her dark red hair was wet, and her slender and graceful body was looming under the bath towel.

"Of course it's made up! How can there be an algorithm that can calculate this kind of thing! Then I can create an artificial intelligence with autonomous consciousness!" Zhou Yi replied, "I just want to remind him!"

Nuonuo angrily threw the towel to wipe his hair aside, and he didn't need Norma's voice to input, and just started typing, even if Chunguang leaked: "Then how do you know he's not ordinary?"

"Can you have an ordinary person who can interview at your Kassel Academy?"

"Then what if I told you that there are actually several more and they are all your classmates?"

"Is it necessary to trouble others to come as an escort? [sigh] [sigh]" Zhou Yi quickly replied, "So this interview is for Lu Mingfei alone? His ability What is it? It must be very powerful, right? By the way, does it count as a leak?"

"Of course, there will be a group of fully armed people who will come to kill you later! [Chopper] [Chopper]" Nuonuo pouted, her profile in front of Zhou Yi is useless, this kind of thing in It has never happened before, but according to Professor Guderian's explanation, the owner of Yanling Tianyan can absolutely control his brain, and when the Yanling is turned on, it can be developed to the point of a supercomputer in an instant! If it is used well, in the real world, it will be like a duck to water, and there is absolutely no way to live with him, because anyone's strategy, any data, any text traps, etc... In front of him, it's like playing a house!

A guy with such a spirit knows that anything is acceptable, because any possibility may be thought of by him and then ruled out one by one according to various inadvertent details, and finally the correct answer is obtained, and it is still inseparable!

Not to mention the ability to profile like Nuonuo. On the night of the food stall, Nuonuo tested more than 300 different personalities for an hour! This means that almost every sentence of Zhou Yi's words seems to be said by another person, "Little Witch" Nuonuo has no place to make trouble in front of Zhou Yi, a "human-shaped supercomputer", any small abacus will be seen. door clear!

This kind of deflated feeling is really rare for Nuonuo, but she seems to have met her destined nemesis this time.

"I don't know if someone in full armor came to the door, but there must be a hot girl driving a Ferrari to pick me up. [Smiles]"

"It's a pity that the hot girl who drives a Ferrari is going to chat with her boyfriend." Nuonuo saw an avatar flashing on the side, and clicked the nickname "Sonic".

"Then it seems that I can only go to the Internet cafe to see if I can knock out that model."

"Damn it!" Nuonuo picked up the key angrily, and then reacted and hurriedly threw it away and started getting dressed, "Wait! The hot girl driving Ferrari is here!"

After returning to Zhou Yi, Nuonuo didn't have time to reply to the "Sonic" message, but it was just a sentence "Good, I have something to do, you go to play first", and then went to focus on changing clothes, copying the key and leaving.

"Sonic", or a man with dazzling golden hair, a face like a Greek sculpture, and rare ice-blue eyes, who was lying on a lounge chair by the luxury pool, saw him sit up, this action It makes his naked upper body muscles more and more obvious, especially the pectoralis major that is enough to make most women feel inferior, it is simply eye-catching!

But at this moment, this guy who looks like a proud lion is rolling his eyes.

What's with this mother's tone of comforting her young child!

...

"Professor, my sacrifice is really great!"

"I know I know, isn't this just picking up someone..." Professor Guderian whispered.

"Can that be the same? My boyfriend has an opinion!" Nuonuo, who was sitting in the red Ferrari driver's seat, argued, "Since I paid so much and took such a big risk, I have to give me twice as much. credits!"

"Hey, hello? What? If the signal is not good here, I will hang up first?"

Then there was the beep of the phone hanging up, Nuonuo threw the phone aside, stepped on the accelerator, and the loud noise sounded like a roar of a beast!

"Drip drip drip!"

QQ's voice caught Lu Mingfei's attention. He subconsciously looked at Chen Wenwen's avatar and found that it was lit up, so he couldn't wait to open it.

"Go, see you the day after tomorrow."

Lu Mingfei waited for almost 19 hours, and only saw these five words. Before that, he had anxiety about the upcoming interview tomorrow, many worries and emotions because of Zhou Yi's mention, and even conscious of himself In the future, if there is a future, he can add a label of "being trapped by love", but after seeing these mere five words, his negative emotions seemed to be evaporated, he jumped on the bed and began to whistle, twisting his waist and spring. Splendid, like a dog who has just been encouraged by its owner, the kind that has to tie a chain to himself and chase him all the way.

If Zhou Yi saw this scene, he would be angry, but now he has to settle the matter of the Ferrari hottie here. Those who were "uneasy after all" in the past will definitely be flat this time, otherwise Zhou Yi doesn't have to pretend to be like this. Thoroughly - but professional experience should be earned.

ps: Mountain climbing is so hot...

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