Peerless Emperor Summoning System

"Hehe, who am I supposed to be? Isn't this the talented Liu who was almost kicked out of the South Academy because he had no money to go to school.

Hahahaha, I heard that he was born in the middle of winter, and he was so naked that he was treated like a pervert and beat him up violently. "

Alas, I didn't expect that this world would laugh at the poor and not at the prostitute.

Although Liu Wenruo was poor, he was capable, and Ye Motian knew it.

After talking with Liu Wenruo, he understood that Liu Wenruo is absolutely qualified to be a bachelor.

Thinking of this, Ye Motian knew that he could not fail.

It's okay for Duan Yu to lose face, but he doesn't want his friend Liu Wenruo to be laughed at.

"My lord, are you ready?"

the maid asked.

"Please come up with a question."

Ye Motian stood there, a surge of confidence spontaneously emerged.

Many people couldn't help rubbing their eyes, thinking that they had an illusion.

It is rare for an unknown person to be so confident.

"Okay, the first level, the first question 'What is the relationship between your grandfather's son's father's mother's aunt's uncle's uncle's uncle's uncle and you?'?

Fuck! I thought it was some great topic, but it turned out to be a brain teaser?

I'm drunk too!

Could it be that the Xuanwu Continent was created by a traverser?

Emperor Xuan is a time traveler?

No wonder there are so many traces on the earth.

Hearing this topic, many people began to think about it.

After all, everyone has brains.

"This question is a little difficult. The relationship is so intricate, how can it be cleared up in ten seconds?"

"Yes, the empress is indeed the empress, this question is really deep!"

"Yes, the empress must hope that we will not forget to care for our family and relatives."

"It's really hard work."

"But what is the answer?"

"If you give me more time, I will definitely figure it out."

At this time, someone squatted on the ground and began to analyze it carefully.

Draw a lot of things.

"That kid is finished, even if he knows the answer to this question, he can't answer it.

Because there is not enough time.

Ten seconds, now six seconds have passed. "

"Master Duan, please answer the question, the time is coming soon."

The maid reminded.

"Girl, come here!"

Ye Motian said with a smile: "I'll only tell you the answer to one person, and I won't tell him the others."

The maid smiled and approached Ye Motian.

Ye Motian put his mouth close to the other's ear, and whispered two words "relatives".

After hearing this, the palace lady couldn't help being stunned for a moment.

It turned out to be the right answer.

If you don't know the answer to this kind of question, you can't figure it out even if you think about it.

And the more serious a person is, the easier it is to get into a dead end.

But once you know the answer, it becomes very simple.

"Fuck, this kid is still acting aggressive, he must be afraid that we will find out that he is wrong.

So laugh at him. "

"That's right, if you have the ability to announce the answer to the public."

"Announce! Announce!"

A group of people followed suit.

The maid smiled and said, "Young Master Duan answered the first question correctly, please listen to the second question next!"

"Wait! Did he get it right? What's the answer to this question?"

A voice came from the crowd.

It was Tian Hailin who beat up Liu Wenruo before.

The maid just answered, but Ye Motian stopped her and said, "Beauty, let me announce the answer myself.

Look dignified. "

"Who, do you know how the pig died?"

Ye Motian asked with a smile.

"How did you die?"

Tian Hailin asked suspiciously.

"Stupid!"

"Damn it, how dare you call me stupid!"

"Oh yo, this is you admitting that you are a pig, I didn't say that."

Ye Motian shook his head and sighed: "Is this the so-called literary genius of Tianhai Kingdom?

Oh, I can't even answer such a simple question, so I might as well go home and feed myself.

Don't you want to know the answer to that question?

It's very simple, it's a 'relative'!

This is a fart, you count so much, he is your relative, why bother. "

When everyone heard this, they suddenly understood.

Yes, no matter what, these are relatives.

"Okay, beauty, let's move on to the second question, Whispering Wisdom is already hungry and thirsty!"

Ye Motian looked at the maid and said with a smile.

"Please listen to the question. My elder brother bought three bags of rice, and my younger brother bought two bags of rice. When they got home, they put the rice in a big bag. How many bags of rice do they have now?"

The maid's voice just fell.

Someone laughed: "Hahaha, this question is easy, but it seems that the first question is more difficult.

The empress is also true, this is simply giving points.

Three bags plus two bags, isn't it five bags of rice? "

"Well, that's right, empress, this is an arithmetic problem for us to test.

This question is more traditional. "

"A bunch of idiots who don't think carefully about issues.

If you answer five bags, you must be wrong. "

It was Tian Hailin who spoke.

"Isn't it five bags?"

the people asked.

Tian Hailin smiled and said: "It's better to let the boy tell the answer to the maid, and then I will talk about it.

Otherwise, wouldn't it be known by him. "

"Yes, yes, Mr. Tianhai is indeed wise!"

Ye Motian said in his heart, Hailin really has a lot of tricks this day, and he probably has seen the key to this question.

But it doesn't matter to him, as long as he gets the answer right.

Ever since, he whispered something in the maid's ear.

The maid didn't say anything, but looked at Tian Hailin.

I still have to give Tian Hailin some face.

"Okay, now I will tell you the key point of this question.

This question is not for you to answer the question, but for you to find the question.

You should ask, how many sacks of rice did these two people have in their homes, and this is probably what the empress wants to investigate. "

Hearing this, everyone was silent for a while, and then cheered.

"As expected of Mr. Tianhai, you are a literary genius, if you really mean it, we just can't do it.

I almost fell into a trap. "

"That's right, that's right, the empress is also amazing. With such a question, and in such a short time, only Mr. Tianhai can think of such an answer."

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Ye Motian laughed out of embarrassment.

"why are you laughing?"

Tian Hailin frowned.

"Know why goldfish keep looking silly?"

Ye Motian asked with a smile.

"you know?"

Tian Hailin said disdainfully.

"Nonsense, because it has water in its head!"

Ye Motian glanced at Tian Hailin and said: "You are really talented, thanks to my son, I thought you were really going to get the answer right.

It even made a fuss. "

"Then what do you say the answer is?"

Tian Hailin said very dissatisfied.

"Nonsense, of course it's a bag of rice!"

Ye Motiandao.

After hearing this, everyone burst into laughter.

"This kid really got his head flooded, not to mention whether he had rice at home.

Even though both of them bought five bags of rice, how could it still be one bag. "

"Hahaha, he still laughed at Mr. Tianhai, what a shame."

"That's right, that's right."