Peerless Genius System

Talk to creditors in Chinese?

Oh god, why is this guy so funny?

After hearing this statement, the people of Magnesium couldn't help laughing, forgetting for a while that this was an outlaw who threatened to blow up the White House.

"Talent, too talented, hahaha..."

Zhu Xiaofei and Ding Kai looked at the silver screen in the auditorium and gave a thumbs up to the masked man. Huang Ruoran and Wang Ling next to them were also amused. These words have no sense of humor for children, because children do not know China is the largest creditor country of Magnesium, in other words, the people of China are the creditors of the people of Magnesium.

"I have studied the history of Magnesium."

On major live broadcast platforms, Xiao Luo continued his speech.

Everyone seemed to be enjoying an interesting program and watched the live broadcast attentively.

"Someone asked, who is Benjamin Franklin? I replied, is that why the convenience store was robbed?"

All the people of Magnesia who watched the live broadcast laughed, because their hundred dollar bills had Benjamin Franklin's picture on them, and of course the convenience store had one hundred dollars, so they were robbed.

Then Xiao Luo said: "There is another question, what is the Second Amendment to the Constitution? I still answer this way, is this the reason why the convenience store was robbed?"

The whole magnesium burst into laughter again, because the content of the Second Amendment to the Constitution is: allow citizens to own guns.

Two questions, the same answer, extremely humorous and interesting, many people of Magnesium blushed with laughter, including those cabinet ministers in the Pentagon, this kind of American humor makes them hard to be immune.

"In Magnesium, it is often said that all men are created equal, but equality often depends on the income of parents, which is reflected in early education and health care. I read in Men's Health magazine that President Obama has a weekly After two days of cardiopulmonary recuperation and four days of muscle training, someone jumped out and said, I don’t need to exercise because I have medical insurance!!!”

The tone of the last sentence was a complacency. This kind of American humor made the magnesium people laugh, but at the same time they were also reflecting, because they found that the person wearing the face mask was satirizing the existence of the magnesium country in a humorous way. some problems.

"Since President Obama has been mentioned, let's talk about him."

Xiao Luo's words changed,

With a tone of ridicule, "President Obama has always been said to be soft-hearted, but he specially planned two wars, which brought death and sorrow to the world. Fuck, the Nobel Peace Prize was awarded. I gave it to him, and he actually accepted it with peace of mind, is there anything worse than this in the world?"

Inside the Pentagon, even though Obama's face was as dark as it could get, his eyes seemed like he was going to tear others apart. After hearing this, everyone was silent, only feeling a suffocating coldness. Like the eve of a storm.

"Is this guy going to heaven?"

Sarah Michelle was stunned. Who dared to play tricks on their President of Magnesium like this? This guy dared, not only dared, but also satirized His Excellency the President to the extreme. What's the difference between slaps.

Xiao Luo spread his hands and said in a very helpless tone: "Actually, there is indeed something even worse than this, that is, President Obama gave the Nobel Peace Prize bonus to the army to fight."

Hilarious, all magnesium fell into hilarious laughter!

Many citizens of Magnesium have been fanned by this guy wearing a face mask, shouting, whistling, and applauding.

"The magnesium country is great, because every year the magnesium country can win the championship in the international baseball game, although only two national teams from the magnesium country and Canada participate in the baseball game." Xiao Luo said in a very calm voice.

It's ironic again, but it's really humorous, especially in a country like Magnesium where you can freely make fun of the president, citizens of Magnesium laughed again, and many people burst into tears. I really didn't expect the sudden broadcast would be so of humor.

"After seeing the two wars that President Obama planned, I felt the glory of power, maybe I should also become a citizen of Magnesium and let myself run for president, someone is about to ask, hey, what is your campaign slogan ? As you know, I spent ten years in the last ten years,

Uh... It turns out that you are the same, well, what I want to say is that I still understand the suffering of the people of Magnesium relatively well, so my campaign slogan is "Who cares about you". "

It was such a very fucking and egg slogan that once again caused the people of Magnesia to laugh from ear to ear.

Xiao Luo continued: "If I am elected, I will legalize gay marriage, which will win me the votes of young people, and I will also eliminate the unemployment rate in the magnesium country, by reducing the labor productivity of the magnesium country, that is, let me Two or three people can do things that can be done by one person, and I also have a quick response to the greenhouse effect, which is to convert Fahrenheit to Celsius, so that the original one hundred degrees will instantly become forty degrees.

If I get elected, I'll be texting, I'll text allies 'Hi', just to say hello, it's different with enemies, I'll text them while they're driving and say, oh my god , you are secretly making nuclear weapons? "

When this sentence came out, the whole magnesium country fell into an atmosphere of laughter, and was completely convinced by Xiao Luo's humor. No one knew that the reason why President Obama launched two wars was that the other party was making nuclear weapons. .

"Puchi~"

Sarah Michelle chuckled, really admiring Xiao Luo's ability to control language.

"Damn it, this guy is definitely a master of humor. He satirized some of Magnesium's problems while talking and laughing, especially his satire against President Obama, which is even more powerful."

"The bull, the real bull!"

Zhu Xiaofei and Ding Kai had a deep sense of admiration for the man wearing a mask on the silver screen.

Huang Ruoran was very quiet at this time, because she felt the voice was very familiar, and muttered to herself, "Why does this voice sound like Xiao Luo's?"

Her voice was very low, but Zhu Xiaofei, Ding Kai and Wang Ling could hear them clearly.

Luo Ge (Luo Shen)? !

hiss……

The three of them sucked in a breath of cold air. It's okay not to remind them. This reminder, let alone, the voice really sounds like Xiao Luo's.

"Oh buy teardrops quack, it's not really Brother Luo!"

Ding Kai looked terrified and shocked. If this is Xiao Luo, he feels that the world view will collapse. What is the situation? Isn't it said that he came to Magnesium for tourism? Looking at this, he came to make a scene in the Heavenly Palace.

"What kind of trouble is Luoshen going to make? It's too powerful. How dare he challenge Magnesia!"

Wang Ling shuddered and felt that Luoshen was so mysterious, powerful, and bold, that he dared to challenge the Magneto Kingdom. If this was passed back to Huaye, who would dare to believe that Luoshen was completely different from them, and the world of Luoshen was completely different from them. , almost at the top of the pyramid.

Huang Ruoran's small mouth opened slightly, and the whole person was stunned.