Peerless Martial God

"Huh? You know us?" the old man in white robe asked in surprise.

"I met once, but you didn't notice me at that time." Jiang Zhen said.

The middle-aged warrior glanced up and down at Jiang Zhen, and said, "Where did you meet us?"

"Outside Yongyuan Town, Shuiyue was injured by Chen Yingfa and Fang Jing, and you came to rescue her." Jiang Zhen said, "By the way, didn't you have three people here last time? What about Shuilan? Didn't she come? ?”

"Whether Shui Lan comes or not is none of your business?" The middle-aged warrior looked at Jiang Zhen unkindly, and said, "Are you familiar with her?"

Jiang Zhen shook his head and said, "I'm not familiar with it, I just asked casually."

"Just ask? I don't think so!" The middle-aged warrior sneered, "You've only met Shui Lan, why did you ask her if she came? Tell me, do you have any bad thoughts about her? "

Jiang Zhen looked at the middle-aged warrior strangely, was silent for a while, and said, "Do you like Shui Lan?"

The middle-aged warrior covered his face and said, "Don't talk nonsense, Shui Lan and I are brothers and sisters. I just want to take good care of her for the rest of my life, and I don't have any other thoughts."

"I just asked casually, why are you so nervous?" Jiang Zhen laughed, "Besides, it's natural for men to like women. You don't need to deny it. If you like it, you like it. What are you afraid of?"

"If you're so cowardly, you won't be able to catch up with Shui Lan. From what you look like, don't you even hold her hand?"

Middle-aged warrior: "..."

How did you know that I never held Shui Lan's hand?

"Would you like me to teach you a few tricks to ensure that you catch up with Shui Lan immediately." Jiang Zhen said.

The middle-aged warrior looked at Jiang Zhen suspiciously, and said, "Do you really have a way for me to catch up with Shui Lan?"

"Of course, it depends on whether you are willing to listen." Jiang Zhen promised firmly.

"I am willing, tell me!" said the middle-aged warrior.

On the side, the white-robed warrior and Shui Zhu stared at Jiang Zhen and the middle-aged warrior with dumbfounded expressions.

"Shuiyun, what are you doing?" The white-robed old man scolded the middle-aged warrior angrily, "We are here to kill Jiang Zhen, what are you doing? Ask him about the secret art of chasing women?"

"Don't worry, this old man, I'll teach him a few tricks in a short time. After I finish teaching him, it won't be too late for you to kill me." Jiang Zhen said.

"Uncle Yu, I'll delay for a while, it won't be too late for you to kill Jiang Zhen after I finish reading the scriptures." Shui Yun looked at the white-robed old man and begged.

Shui Yu, an old man in white robe: "..."

What's the matter? We are here to kill people, but you are so lucky to ask for advice on how to chase women, are you brainless?

Shuizhu: "..."

what's the situation?

Are Jiang Zhen and Shui Yun out of their minds? It's okay to discuss the method of chasing women, and it's such a sensitive time, isn't it good?

"The general outline of chasing women is just one point, you have to keep it in mind." Jiang Zhen said solemnly.

Shui Yun nodded heavily, and said, "Just tell me, I will definitely remember it."

"When a man chases a woman, there must be physical contact. Remember, men and women without physical contact will never be together." Jiang Zhendao, "If you can make eye contact, don't chat awkwardly. If you can hold hands, don't make eye contact. If you can hold hands, don't make eye contact. Just don't hold hands, if you can hug your waist, you should take the opportunity to kiss, if you can kiss, you should take the opportunity to touch your chest, if you can touch your chest, you should take the opportunity to unlock your whole body."

"In a word, no matter whether you move her hard or move her slowly, you must have physical contact, and you must gradually escalate to let her become your person."

"Eh... isn't that good?" Shui Yun hesitated, "I don't dare to do anything without her consent!"

"You've always been single, right?" Jiang Zhen looked at Shui Yun with disdain and said.

"How do you know?" Shui Yun was surprised, "I've been single all this time, and I've never even touched a woman's hand."

Jiang Zhen: "..."

As for you, you should be single for the rest of your life, right!

Holding hands, cuddling waists, and kissing require women's consent. That's it, do you still want to hold hands? Go dreaming!

"Are you still a man?" Jiang Zhen said angrily,

"Men, you have to boldly move your hands, feet and mouth, understand?"

"I'm still a boy!" Shui Yun said.

Jiang Zhen had a chill and almost vomited. Such an old virgin really embarrasses a man!

"Do you have any other moves?" Shui Yun said, "What you said earlier is not very reliable, it is not suitable for me."

"Well... there is another trick!" Jiang Zhen said, "But this trick is a bit dangerous, you have to use it with caution."

"What way?" Shui Yun said.

"That's... peeking at Shui Lan taking a bath, if you see all of her, she will have to marry you." Jiang Zhen patted Shui Yun on the shoulder and said.

Shui Yun blushed, very unnaturally.

Seeing this, Jiang Zhen looked at Shui Yun strangely, and said, "You shouldn't have peeked at Shui Lan taking a bath, have you? Seen her all?"

"No, I didn't look at the light, I just looked at the upper body, but not the lower body." Shui Yun said, after speaking, he quickly covered his mouth, and then looked at a void in fear.

Jiang Zhen: "..."

Fuck, you rascal, you really peeked at Shui Lan taking a bath.

Beast, beast.

"Brother, you are about to succeed in chasing Shui Lan." Jiang Zhen patted Shui Yun's shoulder heavily, and said solemnly.

"Really?" Shui Yun asked in disbelief.

"In less than a month, Shui Lan will definitely be your woman." Jiang Zhendao, "But then, don't forget me. If I die, you have to burn some money for me; if I am still alive, you have to give me money." I pay an introduction fee, even if I am a matchmaker for you two."

"If Shui Lan and I really get married, I will definitely thank you very much." Shui Yun said happily, but after a few seconds of being happy, his face turned down, and he said dejectedly, "Oh, but that's impossible .”

"Why? Is there something wrong with you two?" Jiang Zhen said.

"Shui Lan once swore that she would be a widow for her dead husband and never marry, so I have no hope." Shui Yun said disappointedly.

Jiang Zhen: "..."

Fuck, you smelly and shameless man actually fell in love with a married woman.

"Hmm... Shui Lan's husband, isn't he your good brother?" Jiang Zhen asked tentatively.

"It's not!" Shui Yun said.

Jiang Zhen breathed a sigh of relief, this is not too bad, if you fall in love with your good brother's wife, and even peek at her taking a bath, then you are too shameless.

"Shui Lan is my sister-in-law, my brother's woman." Shui Yun continued.

Jiang Zhen: "..."

Um? What did I just hear?

sister-in-law? Brother?

Damn it, you bastard, you are not as good as a beast, you didn't even let your brother's woman go, and even peeked at your sister-in-law taking a bath!

Shameless, shameless, is this a loss of morality or a lack of humanity?

"Water, cloud!" In the void, there were waves of waves, and immediately a female voice came out, revealing incomparable anger and murderous aura in the voice.

Hearing this, Shui Yun's body trembled, and she immediately knelt down, saying: "Shui Lan, I was wrong, I shouldn't have peeked at your bath, I shouldn't have liked you, I'm not human, I'm not human!"

While speaking, Shuiyun slapped himself on the face fiercely.

With a snap, Jiang Zhen stopped Shuiyun, and said, "Why are you cowardly? Anyway, your brother is dead, and the fat and water don't flow to outsiders' fields, so you married your sister-in-law, so what?"

"In a word, you announce loudly that you want to marry your sister-in-law, and then ask who is in favor and who is against?"

"Whoever speaks gossip, you will pull out his tongue; whoever dislikes you, you will goug out his eyes; whoever disrespects you, kill them all."