Peerless Pirates

Lying on a bench, Yan Yuqiong was whipped repeatedly by the whip, and Yan Yuqiong almost fainted from the pain. He wanted to stand up and beat the wizened old man who whipped him, but he really didn't have the strength. Although.

In this way, this old guy with a mustache was still flushed with anger, trembling all over, and kept cursing: "I'll beat you to death, you little beast!" If it weren't for a middle-aged woman next to him.

Crying and holding him with all her strength, Yan Yuqiong might really be beaten to death.

Yan Yuqiong turned his head with difficulty, glanced at the bloody whip, and said: Damn it. Then his body softened, slipped off the stool, and passed out. Following this famous national curse, several whips struck again.

It fell on his back, but he didn't know anything anymore.

When he woke up again, he was lying on the bed, and the smell of herbs penetrated his nose. He knew without looking that his butt and back were spread open, and he could only stay in this indecent posture. He looked around

After a while, the room was quite dark, with only a few rays of dim moonlight coming through the wooden lattice windows. An antique bookshelf and a few log stools were vaguely visible. Beside him, there was a woman lying on the bed.

Judging from the outline, it was the woman who begged for mercy on his behalf during the day.

Yan Yuqiong closed his eyes tiredly, thinking about his inexplicable time travel experience.

In his previous life, when he was in school, Yan Yuqiong was a model of five lectures, four beauties and three loves. He was top-notch in studies and wanted to take the Chinese Department of Peking University. However, his father, who was a veteran, had a lingering feeling about the army and insisted on letting Yan go.

Yu Qiong applied for the military academy. Yan Yuqiong, who grew up under sticks, did not dare to disobey his father's wishes and wore the olive green. Perhaps this blow changed Yan Yuqiong's character, and the original image of a student model worker was gone.

, he became cynical and kept doing mischief every day.

Just three months after joining the military academy, Yan Yuqiong, who was getting stronger and stronger, climbed to the roof on a dark and windy night and broke the loudspeaker that played the reveille, which really made the students sleep for two days.

. As a beginner, this kid was also sincere and competed with the loudspeaker. After the school was repaired, he went to destroy it, repair it and destroy it again. After all, Yan Yuqiong was not perfect in his studies. When he was preparing to commit the fourth crime,

He was caught on the spot by the black-faced god who was ranked first among the "Four Black-hearted Instructors". He really suffered a lot: for three days in a row, he had to walk around the playground with his head down and his hands as his feet every day. As expected, he is a more evil-hearted person.

It's dark and ingenious in punishing students.

Yan Yuqiong was a master who refused to suffer losses. So, from then on, the black-faced instructor began to have nightmares. Yan Yuqiong took advantage of the opportunity to go to cross-country training outside the school every week and collected things like cow dung and geckos. These were all

The "good food" prepared for the black-faced god. You can imagine that the black-faced god has just finished taking a bath in the bathhouse and put on his clothes. He returned to the dormitory in high spirits and was about to take the keys from his trouser pocket. His hands were sticky with rice-field-

It happened. What should I do? Go back and wash it again. It’s like taking a bath, let alone eating. I just packed a rice bowl with cabbage and tofu stew, and when I turned around to say a few words to a beautiful female student, there was an extra dish in the rice bowl.

Meat dishes: A gecko's tail was waving happily there. The key was that Yan Yuqiong was too secretive: he walked past the black-faced god without looking away, holding a rice bowl in one hand and following the other hand.

His body swayed naturally. The black-faced god didn't pay attention, and with a flick of his finger during the swing, the gecko's tail hit the center of the rice bowl, which was more accurate than target practice. It's no wonder, in order to practice this skill well, he has done more than ten harms.

Although these geckos have been released, it is not easy for other geckos to grow long tails.

All of the above turned the black-faced god who was originally in good health into a neurasthenic patient who was suspicious and yawning all day long. His ranking among the "Four Black-hearted Instructors" plummeted until he was expelled.

Repairing the Black-faced God is just one of Yan Yuqiong's bad deeds. In fact, there are countless bad things this guy has done. He deflated the principal's Audi A6l, put all-purpose glue into the instructor's clothes to dry, and drew erotic comic strips in the toilet.

And so on, and so on. Due to his superb comic skills, coupled with his cleverness and tact, he almost reached the level of Dacheng in the future. Except for the time when he was caught destroying the loudspeaker and a criminal record was left, he was never arrested again. For example, in

When I was painting Chun-Gong in the restroom, this guy originally lived on the third floor, but he went to the men's restroom on the second floor to paint. Because he has some talent in painting, he used his left hand to paint different body positions and postures very vividly.

Weixiao, a total of eighteen moves, called "Wei Xiaobao's Eighteen Masters", once made all the boys in the dormitory building endure the pain and wait in line in the morning to go to the second floor to use the toilet. Even the single male instructors who lived on the fifth floor,

I often come to observe in the name of inspection.

Yan Yuqiong made the school a mess and really pissed off the school authorities. They invited military professionals to secretly install monitors in every corner of the school and sent special personnel to keep an eye on them. This time, Yan Yuqiong was nowhere to be seen. It turned out that

"Garda", who ranked second among the "Four Black-hearted Instructors" and is now ranked number one, caught him personally while he was stuffing a matchstick into the keyhole of the instructor's dormitory room.

The military academy saw that the child was really hopeless. So Yan Yuqiong, who had stayed at the military academy for three years, was persuaded to drop out. However, the school was still good. On the withdrawal notice, the reason for withdrawal was written as "dismissal due to illness."

.The reason for this is because this guy has done too many bad things to write down. Besides, no school explicitly stipulates that students are not allowed to draw pictures. Even though he is "retiring from illness", Yan Yuqiong is going home as a fool.

Still suffered domestic violence from his father. After several killings, Yan Yuqiong had to run away from home.

What is a 20-year-old young man with both civil and military skills doing? Not to mention that traditional culture also has dregs. This guy has read a lot of idle books, but he actually chose the profession of changing times in "Water Margin". Don't even say this

The career has no future, foreign countries have Robin Hood, the righteous thief "Swallow Li San", and "Robin Commander" Chu Liuxiang are famous all over the world. They make money quickly, live a cool life, live an exciting life, and have a bright future.

Perhaps he was too deeply influenced by traditional culture. After taking up a new career, Yan Yuqiong focused on antique calligraphy and paintings. If not to say that thieves are not scary, he is afraid that thieves are educated. As a result, the homes of high-ranking officials and wealthy people were frequently visited, and many hidden

The treasures hidden in the nooks and crannies of the wall have disappeared. It is different with professional training. No matter how hidden these treasures are, Yan Yuqiong can dig them out. The thief knows martial arts, so naturally no one can stop him.

After working for a long time, Yan Yuqiong has become an expert. He can spot genuine and fake goods at a glance, which is better than those professional researchers. Sometimes he steals fake antique calligraphy and paintings and returns them to others, listing them as

Various reasons for the counterfeit were printed out on paper and sent out, with a decent signature underneath: My eldest brother Kong Zhongni - this guy has always regarded himself as a cultural person.

Since then, Yan Yuqiong has become famous in the Chinese pirate world and has won the reputation of "Confucian pirate". What makes him even more famous is that he secretly went out of the country and stole to the world. Yan Yuqiong's footprints are all over Britain, the United States, and France.

Many good things from our ancestors in Japan and Germany fell into the hands of this group of foreign devils. Letting them return to the motherland in this way is not justified, but it is excusable.

In fact, being a "Confucian thief" is not that easy. As a representative of scholar-type robbers, Yan Yuqiong also needs to keep learning. Originally, "My life has a limit, but my knowledge has no limit." Therefore, when he is free at work,

Yan Yuqiong also went on a cultural trip, strolling to various museums and watching various exhibitions. No, a famous ancient calligraphy and painting collection was on display in the Palace Museum. Yan Yuqiong, who was obsessed with it, would not let this go.

Chance.

While lingering at the calligraphy and painting exhibition, Yan Yuqiong stopped in front of an ancient painting. The description next to the ancient painting pointed out that it was an unknown work of unknown dynasty. Yan Yuqiong observed it carefully, feeling very puzzled. In the painting

, the figure's posture is very Tang style, the meticulous brushwork has a Song charm, the framing technique is like the Ming Dynasty, and the heroic freehand brushwork is like the Qing Dynasty. It is rare for various styles to be integrated into one. In addition, the materials of ancient paintings are extremely

It's special. You can't tell the age, but it's definitely not old. It's really a strange painting. Yan Yuqiong stared at this painting intently, his eyes becoming more and more blurred. In this way, he felt a ray of his own

The spirit floated lightly toward the screen, but his body still stood there blankly.

In a daze, Yan Yuqiong felt that he had entered a long tunnel, surrounded by darkness, with only a little light ahead. It was like a lighthouse in the dark, guiding him forward. Yan Yuqiong was floating, not knowing.

After a while, when he was exhausted, the light suddenly grew larger in front of his eyes and emitted a dazzling brilliance. He felt in a trance, and just when he felt it, a special memory rushed in.

The huge amount of information in his mind made it difficult for him to sort out and analyze it, and pain hit him. The once-famous bandit suddenly found himself lying on the bench with his butt sticking out and being beaten.

After Yan Yuqiong woke up, he found himself lying on the bed. He moved his body, and the pain made him snort, and he couldn't help cursing in his heart: "Old guy, you are really cruel. Isn't he just a spring palace?"

What about beating me to death? "Chun-gong?! Yan Yuqiong suddenly came back to his senses, and the memory that rushed into his mind has been perfectly integrated with himself. It seems that he and himself are

This half-grown boy named Song Zheng was just the same person, and he had experienced all of Song Zheng’s experiences. Suddenly, Yan Yuqiong discovered that he had come to a dynasty that had never been seen in history books - the Great

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