People Are Collapsing, Cheating is Bouncing

Author: Low Valley

"Since you rescued Xi'er from endless despair, then absolutely, never leave my side."

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"Assassin~ Mister~Sir~, I heard that you have some unspeakable relationship with that Miss Yuexia?"

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"Is it delicious? Today it's all made according to your preferences."

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This is a story of Meng Xin who wears a warehouse with Bounce to Bounce. This is a crazy world.

Here, Lao Yang has become a younger sister, and Otto has also become a younger sister, and the latter was picked up by the steel bar on the construction site and hit with a sap ugly new...

Chapter 1 Onboarding

In 2015, the East Branch of Destiny.

St. Freya College.

The sun was scorching hot, Ren Yu dragged a big suitcase and held a parasol, and walked slowly towards the Valkyrie training base.

He didn't have any plans, he was simply sent here to be a teacher.

In addition to his identity as a time traveler, Ren Yu is actually an anti-entropy employee. A few days ago, he was named by the legendary leader, Ms. Wadrin Yang, and appointed him to cooperate with the latent work. He even forged his identity.

for example:

At the age of thirteen, he joined the Humu Commando.

At the age of fourteen, he killed Hou La Deng with a sliding shovel.

At the age of fifteen, he received a double doctorate degree from Harbin Shen University.

He was awarded the title of general at the age of sixteen.

Retired at the age of seventeen and awarded the title of Special Psychology Professor certified by the American Xjbbb Association.

At the age of eighteen, relying on his physical body, he fought with the apex of the lower-level Honkai beast, the Honkai Emperor, for nine days and nine nights, and finally exhausted it to death, and won the "True Man" badge issued by Mmp.

At the age of nineteen, I gave up all glory and wanted to pass on what I had learned all my life, so I hereby apply for a teaching position at St. Freya College.

This forged identity is so ridiculous that even Ren Yu himself feels speechless.

However, every item in this "resume" is a certified genuine product.

That is to say, even if someone really checks his identity, as long as Ren Yu's strength can keep up, he will definitely not pass through.

Because this academy is a legendary girls' school that trains Valkyries, and you can't see the opposite **** all year round. Ren Yu, who was walking on the road, received a lot of female students' gazes as if they were looking at rare animals.

—Whose family is this?

—Could it be that he is the legendary transfer student?

—Is it a new teacher? But he is too young!

All kinds of speculations rose up in everyone's minds.

At this moment, a girl boldly walked towards Ren Yu, and stopped in front of him with a smile.

"Hello!"

She said hello graciously.

All of a sudden, the nearby female students all looked over, wanting to see what this classmate who did something they dared not do had something to say.

"May I ask who you are looking for, do you need help?"

Ren Yu was stunned for a moment, could this be the legendary enthusiastic student?

He shook his head and replied with a smile:

"Thank you, but I didn't come here to find someone."

"Eh?"

The girl tilted her head suspiciously.

Not looking for someone?

"Then... are you here to deliver something?"

Ren Yu still shook his head.

"I came here to be a teacher."

He gestured to the stack of documents in his hand, the top one was the employment notice, and the gold letters of St. Freya College were shining brightly.

"That's it... wait, you said you are a teacher?"

"Well, if everything goes well, it should be."

"Eh?!"

The girl let out another exclamation.

real or fake!

so young? is that a lie!

How could there be such a young teacher?

Could it be that he, like the dean, is the type whose appearance doesn't match his age?

"What's the matter, is there a problem?"

"No no no no no no."

The girl shook her head like a rattle, couldn't stop looking at Ren Yu's face, and asked cautiously: "May I ask, are you a Geng this year?"

Hearing this, Ren Yu immediately raised his eyebrows.

Gui Geng? What are these words.

"I'm 19 now and I'm going to be 20 soon."

"19 years old?!"

The girl stood there dumbfounded as if she had heard something incredible.

Did she get it wrong? Is it 19 or 29?

Swallowing her saliva, the girl boldly confirmed again.

"You...are you 29 years old this year?"

Ren Yu smiled, knowing that he was really not convincing at his age, so he simply admitted it directly to tease her.

"Yes, if you say I am 29, then I am 29 years old this year."

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a slight vibration from the watch on his wrist. Ren Yu looked down and quickly said: "I'm sorry, I don't have enough time. I have to take a step first. Let's talk again when we have a chance."

As he spoke, he pulled the trolley of the suitcase into his hand again, waved his other hand, and walked away.

ten minutes later.

Ren Yu came to the door of the so-called "dean's office".

At this time, a delicate girl who looked like eleven or twelve years old, dressed in a black nun's costume, with silver-white hair scattered randomly, was lying on the desk, staring at the clock on the wall in a daze.

"It's four minutes before I get off work...no, I'll be free in three minutes and fifty-six seconds."

There was a sudden knock on the door.

Boom...boom...

"Who is it?"

Teresa subconsciously yelled.

How could someone still come to her at this point? Could it be that niece Qiyana got into trouble again?

"I agreed to come to the interview yesterday."

In the next second, there was a response from the room.

"It's coming, you wait."

Teresa jumped off her chair and walked quickly to the door.

"come in."

Teresa opened the door and greeted Ren Yu into the office. After Ren Yu came in and sat down, she asked curiously, "Are you the guy who fought against the Emperor of the Honkai for nine days and nine nights without losing the wind?"

"it's me."

Ren Yu readily admitted it.

"In that case, your fighting skills should be very good, and you have caught up with us Valkyries who rely on stigmata to fight."

"Um."

"We'll use mock battles later to prove your strength, can you do it?"

"Can."

"All right, I'll look for your entry file, it was still here yesterday, really, where did you go..."

"it is good."

Ren Yu took advantage of this time to casually look at the decorations in the office.

—Typical Nordic style, there are no comics that are thrown everywhere in the legend, and there is no large poster of the legendary magical girl.

It seems that Teresa is quite serious.

"Phew, I finally found it!"

At this time, Teresa finally found the contract about Ren Yu from the pile of documents.

After a cursory glance to confirm that it was correct, she handed over the document and pointed to the place where the signature was placed.

"Look, if there is no problem, sign it."

Ren Yu took over the contract and went through it quickly. The contract was the same as before, except that there was a new change in the position—his close combat instructor became an assistant, and only one psychological instructor was formally appointed. of.

The rest is five social insurances and one housing fund, weekends and weekends, nine-to-five treatment, these are the conditions that have been negotiated long ago, and Ren Yu naturally has no objections.

"no problem."

He smartly signed his pseudonym on the signature column.

— Yang Chengwen

After taking back the contract and filing it, Teresa nodded again, and said with satisfaction: "I'll find someone to take you to the dormitory... Hey, I have, Qiyana, why are you here again, come and do me a favor! "

Theresa stretched out a tender finger, pointed at the door and shouted loudly.

Chiana?

Ren Yu turned around and found a girl with two white braids appeared at the door of the office.

Qiyana's expression was twisted, her hands were behind her back, her head was lowered, and she looked at the ground anxiously.

"My dearest aunt, shall we discuss something?"

Her tone didn't seem to be begging, but more like being coquettish.

Teresa frowned, and it was exactly what she thought, every time Kiyana came over, something would happen.

Last time it broke the equipment in the training ground, what is it this time?

Suppressing the doubts in her heart, Teresa tried her best to maintain her little majesty, and shouted loudly with her hands on her hips: "I told you not to call me aunt in the academy, but to call the head of the academy."

"Hey, it doesn't matter what you call it."

Qiyana suddenly put on a pitiful look.

"Auntie, if you don't want to help me, I will fall to the C-rank Valkyrie and retreat to the logistics force, and I will never have a chance to go to the battlefield again!"