People Are Collapsing Iron And Possessing All Realms

"I said, do you have anything else to accuse me of? Except for pretending to be the water god."

He stood up and left the chair, put his hands on the railing of the dock, and looked at the audience below with a smile.

"More, what if this crime isn't severe enough? How about I provide you with some?"

"What about dereliction of duty? Is there no one who accuses me of dereliction of duty?"

...But aren't you a fake water god? No matter what you do, it's not considered malfeasance, right?"

At the plaintiff's table, a certain law enforcement court employee asked in a weak voice.

"That's right!" Huanlong patted his forehead, "I even forgot that I was a fake."

"Does it count to eat and drink for free? The macarons provided by the hotel to Funina are free. I, a fake, should have to pay to eat them, right? I don't seem to have paid a penny?"

"I kicked the patrol dog in the Fontainebleau the day before yesterday. Does this count as an attack on a public official?"

"Ah, by the way! I think I led people to smash up a warehouse before?"

A person from the security team raised his hand: "Ms. Funina... Ah, no, this lady... That's not right either. Miss, isn't that a warehouse with a large area of ​​contraband products?" You are still holding back your merits."

Huanlu's eyes widened: "Huh? Is that so? Then I will set fire to the mountain in the wild..."

"Thanks to you, all the monsters nearby have disappeared, and somehow the local soil seems to have become more fertile. The residents living there even wrote a joint letter of thanks to the Law Enforcement Court."

"I destroyed a flying ship..."

"It later turned out that the ship itself had workmanship problems. You successfully prevented a possible tragedy and indirectly saved the lives of more than a dozen tourists.

"I'm frying fish in the lake?"

"You have successfully eliminated many alien species from the original sea and maintained the ecological balance."

"Fontaine Academy of Sciences exploded under my random orders..."

"But there were no casualties, and after this incident, the Academy of Sciences reported that they discovered huge hidden dangers in past experiments, and hope that you can continue to give "divine guidance" in the future.

Huan Lu was a little desperate: "I was racing in Fontainebleau in the middle of the night and hit someone?"

"Then the security officers rushed out and successfully arrested a batch of smugglers that you bumped into.

Huan Hu was even more desperate: "Did I block the sewers of Fontainebleau?"

"Great! I was just about to say this, but if you hadn't blocked that pipe in time, the water would have risen in Fontainebleau!"

"I also did a lot of good things as a co-author!?"

"How about you continue to be the water god?"

Fantasy:

Baiyu:

The atmosphere of the entire venue gradually became more subtle, and some people in the audience even asked, "Actually, have we made a mistake?", "Even if it is fake, it seems more reliable than the real Lady Funina!" "We have a vote. If you don’t have the right to choose the water god, vote for one?” and other comments.

Funina cried and threw herself into Bai Yu's arms: "Xiao Bai, am I a waste?"

"Look away." Bai Yu pressed Fu Nina's head with his fingertips, "At least you are better than another water god named Aqua.

Navilet, who was sitting on the seat of the Supreme Judge, was a little nervous.

By the way, shouldn't this unknown young lady be put on trial for pretending to be a water god? Why does it seem to be turning into a commendation meeting for her?

Moreover, how come the eyes of the people in the audience turned from suspicion and hostility to recognition and admiration?

"Ahem! Be quiet!"

Finally, Navilette, who couldn't stand it anymore, stood up and hit the ground heavily with his crutch.

"This trial is to accuse this young lady of impersonating Nina, the divine water doctor."

"Since you have confessed, write it down and the Cardinal will give the final verdict."

The originally noisy venue suddenly became quiet.

The cardinal issued a slight roar, and a moment later, the machine in front of Navilette popped up a document declaring the penalty.

After taking down the document and scanning the contents, Villette looked stunned.

After a moment, he said in a deep voice: "The result of the Cardinal's decision based on the decree... The Water God, dies."

For a moment, the atmosphere in the venue was as oppressive as deathly silence.

"Oh, it's finally been sentenced! The death penalty, right? The death penalty is good! This is the one!"

In the opera house where the drop of a needle could be heard, a phantom sound suddenly sounded.

"Well, now that everyone has been sentenced, can I leave this position in the dock? Can I sit in the position of the Water God?"

Everyone looked at the water god's throne, which was pointed at the seat of the Supreme Judge, and their expressions became increasingly weird.

Sister! You are sentenced to death!

0...Please give me flowers...

Huan Lu didn't care what others were thinking. She flew up lightly and landed on the water god's throne like a butterfly. After sitting on it, she twisted around and patted her cheek.

Then--

silence.

Villette looked up at Huanhui above, with confusion on his face: "What are you doing?"

"Don't make any noise! ​​I'm getting emotional!" Huanlu interrupted mercilessly, "You're responsible for not crying later?"

"Damn...why can't you cry?"

"Obviously, the life of being a pet is not a good one at all. Why do you think the harder you try to think about it, the more you want to laugh?"

"Am I out of my mind?"

In the corner, Ying kept poking Bai Yu's arm with her fingertips: "Xiao Bai, your training was so successful!"

Bai Yu rubbed the center of his eyebrows in pain and sent a message to Huan Lu:

(Think about your failed plans?)

"...I don't care about that anymore. 』

(The majestic Lord of Extermination becomes a pet?)

"Actually, life is pretty good now..."

(You were abandoned by Nanook?)

"Anyway, I will be burned to death by Him sooner or later, and now I have saved my life~"

"Um...Master, I can't cry!"

(Just tell me what you want to do!)

"Why don't you make me cry?"

Finally, after thinking about it for a while, Bai Yu suddenly felt blessed:

(I don’t want you anymore.)

4:"!!!!

Although he knew it was fake and a joke, Huanlu, as Suiyang, could hypnotize himself.

She began to exert psychological suggestions on herself, and not long after—

"Wow--!!!!!!"

"Master, you can't let me go!!!!"

"How can I live without you!!!!!!"

As Huan Lu began to cry loudly, a violent vibration suddenly broke out in the opera house.

The cardinal made a huge roar, and cracks appeared in the void like broken glass.

At the moment when the crack was about to collapse, Bai Yu took action decisively, slapping it with a palm, and the shattered space returned to its original state as if time had gone back.

The next moment, white light flashed, and Fukalos took action, pulling Villette into another space.

Also appearing here are Bai Yu and his party. .