People Are Collapsing Iron And Possessing All Realms

I originally suspected that something had happened to my sister because I saw something strange in Ying, but now I have completely dispelled all previous speculations.

There can be no mistake, the dead girl in front of me is either someone pretending to be her, or her sister has not run away!

He is very familiar with this style of being absolutely ruthless in attacking his brother. Over the past countless years, he has experienced violence from his sister more than once...

The only problem is probably that this guy learned a new skill from somewhere, so that he who could have fought her back and forth now can only take a one-sided beating.

Looking at the torn strips of cloth on his body, Kong didn't know for a moment whether he should blame Ying for not saving face for him at all, or he should be grateful that she knew the rules and didn't really make him famous.

"Ying, have you had enough fun?"

Staring at Ying with a pair of dead eyes, his shoulders were shaking due to the air, he clenched and unclenched his fists, and finally gave up and fought with this girl directly.

Seeing that Kong actually opened an abyss door behind him and wanted to escape, Ying suddenly said: "Stop!"

"What else are you going to do!?" Sora crossed his arms over his chest warily, as if he would run away as soon as the situation went bad.

Ying pointed at herself and then at Sora, with a sweet smile on her face: "Good brother, do you really think you don't care about anything and watch my little sister wander around Teyvat penniless?"

"Don't think I don't know, you are the prince now!"

"Did you see Paimon next to me? (Caught the little guy over) This kid will eat 300,000 Mora from me a month. Brother, won't you donate generously?"

Paimon, who watched the show from the beginning to now: "——?"

Kong looked strange. He didn't expect that this sister stopped him to ask for money?

"You're stopping me just because of this? - No, Ying, how do you know my current identity?"

Suddenly reacting, Sora's eyes changed, and finally he cast suspicious eyes on Paimon.

"Alas--!"

Paimon was so frightened that he crawled directly into Ying's arms.

After thinking about it, Kong shook his head again and asked tentatively: "Did that mysterious man who taught you new skills tell you? Who is he? Which one of the Seven Gods? Or... someone from the Witches' Association? Or... …”

Kong thought of another possibility, but immediately rejected it.

In any case, it can't be those troublesome guys led by Silk.

"I don't want to tell you Bai...hey, what about that bastard? I'll let you guess!" Ying muttered, curling his tongue.

null:"…………"

After a moment of silence, His Highness the Prince asked with twitching eyes: "A man?"

"..."

"very young?"

"..."

"You're pretty good-looking, right?"

"..."

"The personality also suits you?"

"——!!"

"Ying!" Kong suddenly burst into tears and raised his eyes to the sky, "You finally... have grown up! You are enlightened!"

"You, you, you, you, what are you talking nonsense! Come with the sword!!!!"

A huge wind elemental flying sword suddenly condensed on the head of Ying who jumped in shame, and the tip of the sword pointed directly at the opposite side of the sky.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Kong slipped into the gate of the abyss and disappeared the moment the flying sword of the wind element struck, leaving only Yingwu Zizi venting in the direction where Kong disappeared on the hill that had become a mess. middle.

"So my temperament is the same as your appetite?" Are you a douchebag? 』

"Nonsense! No way! Who would like you with such a bad character!"

"But your heartbeat is speeding up, your blood flow is also speeding up, your dopamine secretion body is also stimulated, and - ugh! So perverted! I like it so much... No, no, why do you feel the urge to go to the toilet at this time——"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Turning his hand, he held the edgeless sword and pointed it at his chest, and said with a broken expression:

"Let's die together!!!"

"A little bit of knowledge, my consciousness can return on its own after you've absorbed it, and you will be the only one left without it." 』

Ying suffered a huge blow and sat weakly on the grass, like a rag doll that had been played with.

But how could Bai Yu let Ying off so easily?

so--

"Um, can you get up?" 』

"What are you doing again..." Ying asked weakly.

"You're wearing a skirt and bloomers, and you're not much better than Fatty. The grass is weird and there are a bunch of small stones. I feel a little uncomfortable..."

"Then should I change into a pair of pants next time you come?" Ying laughed angrily.

"If possible, can I choose black stockings?" White is fine too. 』

fluorescent:"……"

silence.

Silence is the suburb of Mondstadt today.

A gust of mountain wind blew by, lifting up the girl's blond hair. She suddenly asked in a subtle tone: "As you said, in our current state, Bai Yu, don't you want to experience wearing that thing by yourself?" Feeling it?"

"……No. 』

"You hesitated!" Ying finally regained the game, and joyful emotions bubbled up in her heart, "Admit it, Bai Yu! You hesitated! You have this idea! Don't be embarrassed, speak out boldly, who are we two? Who are you with? It’s a relationship where we share the same body, right?”

"Aren't you the ones I'm wearing? Are you right, Paimon?"

"Don't ask me! I don't know!" Paimon, who was hiding far away, carefully poked his head out from behind the bushes, "Although I can't hear what Bai Yu is saying to you, you must be talking about very perverted topics! Paimon doesn't want to listen!"

"Also! Paimon didn't eat your 300,000 molas in a month! I searched your whole body and you didn't even get 3,000 molas!"

fluorescent:"--?"

Good guy, do you still remember this?

……Dividing line……

That night.

Not long after knocking on the door of a top suite in the Goethe Hotel, Noelle waited for the door to open from the inside.

"Good evening, knight of honor."

Noelle, who was unable to salute normally because he was holding something in his arms, could only bow, stand up and hand over the package in his arms.

"Captain Qin has heard that the Honorable Knight and Paimon will leave Mondstadt tomorrow. This is the reward and expense prepared for the two of you. Please accept it!"

His eyes fell on the bulging package in Noelle's arms, and Ying sighed inwardly: The smelly old man is not as reliable as Captain Qin. At least he will send something over after he knows that I am going to travel.

hateful! The next time we meet, I have to scrape a layer of grease from him!

After murmuring, Ying took the package from Noel with a smile, chatted with the maid knight for a few more words, and then closed the door.

Turning around, he saw Paimon flying around in front of a portrait on the table.

The person in the portrait is none other than Bai Yu.