Friday,
8pm.
Running Man has not officially aired yet, but countless netizens are already waiting in the live broadcast room.
Although the screen is still black, it does not hinder the netizens from communicating with each other.
【I didn’t watch the live broadcast, but I heard that this episode was quite explosive?】
【Me too, it seems the number of viewers for the live broadcast broke a record?】
【I watched the live broadcast, but I am also ready to relive the famous scene again】
【Brothers, believe me, don’t drink water while watching this episode!】
【Yes, don't drink the water. I laughed from beginning to end when I watched the live broadcast.】
【The hazy army gathers here!】
【Wow, the show hasn’t even started yet and the number of people online has already exceeded one million?】
【Running Man! 】
While all the netizens were waiting for the live broadcast, Xiang Long also turned on his computer at home.
At this moment, he heard the ringing of his cell phone. Bai Lu called.
"Hello, Teacher Bai?"
Xiang Long answered the phone suspiciously.
"Lili, do you have time to watch the live broadcast of this show?
Bai Lu asked
"Yes, I just turned on the computer. Is there anything wrong?"
"It's nothing, Sister Ye told me that my performance on Running Man is a bit worse than yours, and she wants you to teach me how to react, how to throw and receive jokes, etc., so I'm calling you because I want to watch it with you."
Bai Lu replied
"Oh, so, okay, then we will analyze it based on the actual situation later.
Xiang Long naturally agreed.
……
As soon as the two finished talking, the new episode of Running Man officially started.
At the beginning of the show, Yao Yitian asked everyone if they had slept well, and then Bai Lu said that she dreamed of Xiang Long last night.
At this time, the program team cooperated very well to make the picture pink and ambiguous.
Then, when countless viewers shouted on the barrage that it was so sweet, Bai Lu said what she really wanted - she actually dreamed of a nightmare of being chased by Xiang Long and having his name tag torn off.
"Hahahaha, how come I didn't know I was so funny?"
On the phone, Bai Lu herself found it incredible to see the screen full of 'hahaha' and '666'.
"This is actually a common routine in variety shows."
Xiang Long explained:
"No matter what questions the program team or other hosts ask you, you must first give a very firm answer. If this answer is later proven to be wrong, it can create a sense of contrast and make the audience happy. What if it is proven to be right? It will prove your foresight.……"
"Ah, that's how it is!"
Bai Lu suddenly realized
"Look, this is how Chao Ge and the others reacted.——"
Xiang Long pointed at the screen and said.
Bai Lu quickly looked at the TV.
In the screen, Yao Yitian was asking the Running Man members about their opinions on the previous episode.
Deng Chao and the others all expressed a very strong impression - they didn't like it.
Then, in their horrified eyes, the source of their fear appeared - Xiang Long.
When they saw Xiang Long appear, Deng Chao and the others were stunned.
With the tragic BGM given by the program team, the atmosphere suddenly reached a climax.
Countless viewers laughed like crazy, and all kinds of funny comments emerged one after another.
The number of real-time viewers increased rapidly.
"Did you see that? This is what I just told you. No matter who asks you any question, you must give firm feedback immediately. Don't be afraid of saying something wrong, because this is a variety show, and no one will blame you if you say something wrong."
Xiang Long carefully imparted his experience.
Then, he heard Bai Lu's crazy laughter on the phone:
"Hahahaha, Lili, how could I not know that Brother Chao and the others were so funny at that time, hahahaha……"
Xiang Long:"……"
""Bai Mengyan! Am I analyzing the show effect with you? I didn't ask you to watch the show!"
Xiang Long shouted speechlessly.
Seeing Xiang Long getting angry, Bai Lu finally stopped laughing slowly:"Oh, I know."
Xiang Long breathed a sigh of relief, but before he could relax, he heard Bai Lu say:"The reactions of Ke Chao and his friends are really funny."
Xiang Long:...
The show continues.
Soon it was the famous scene of Xiang Long playing rock-paper-scissors with Deng Chao, Chen He, and Zhou Shen.
"You see here, my character at that time was powerful and suppressed everyone, so I had to show this. How to show it? It was to force Brother Chao and the other three to obey me, and they had to find a way to lose to me in the rock-paper-scissors game, and this would create an absurd contrast."
Xiang Long still patiently analyzed to Bai Lu:
"So, after He Ge really lost to me, he had to show his excitement of winning, because the more excited he was, the more funny he would be."
"The same thing happened to Shen Shen, because he knew he had to lose to me, so after a tie with me, he was very nervous because he was worried about my revenge, so in the end he simply changed the result at the last minute and turned the cloth into stone."
"Brother Chao is more familiar with this process. He first criticizes Brother He and Shen Shen from a moral high ground, raising the audience's expectations of his next behavior, thinking that he will resist me, the"villain". Then, when no one expected it, he lost to me in the most unscrupulous way, and deliberately emphasized"fairness and justice" to create a contrast.……"
"You can see that the comments are all filled with laughter."
As Xiang Long said, there were no other comments on the screen at this time, only 'hahaha'.
After explaining the logic of the program's explosive point, Xiang Long found that Bai Lu on the other end of the phone did not make any sound.
""Hmm?"
Xiang Long was startled, and put his ear close to the microphone, listening carefully.
Then, he heard a faint and suppressed"kekekeke" laughter from the other side.
Xiang Long:……
"Forget it, laugh if you want to, don't hold it back."
Xiang Long said speechlessly.
The next second, he heard Bai Lu's happy laughter coming from the phone:
"Hahahaha... Lili, you guys are making me laugh to death. You are so shameless even to criticize me. Hahaha.……"
At this moment,
Xiang Long was really speechless.
Destroy it, quickly, I am tired.
But then, listening to Bai Lu's hearty laughter, Xiang Long himself could not help but be infected by her, shaking his head and laughing.
In a trance, he seemed to see Bai Lu with her"cherry mouth" open, laughing happily.
……
In the following time,
Xiang Long simply stopped forcing Bai Lu to teach him anything, and simply chatted with her while watching the show.
It must be said that with Bai Lu's iconic laughter, Xiang Long's mood was much happier, and some of the program effects that were originally only five points were given a ten-point viewing experience.
Soon, more than two hours passed, and this episode of the show also came to an end.
"Haha, the netizens are right, this episode is really funny.
Bai Lu rubbed her belly and said,"I feel like my abdominal muscles are about to burst out from laughing.""
"Well, this episode is really good."
Xiang Long also laughed happily.
Because the more popular the show is, the more popular he will be.
The higher the popularity, the better the reward.
Just when he was thinking about opening the system panel to check his popularity at this time, he heard Bai Lu suddenly ask:
"Lili, didn't I ask you to teach me how to make the TV effects while we were watching the show? Why don't I remember you teaching me anything? You just watched TV with me?"
∑(O_O;)
Xiang Long was completely speechless:
"Bai Mengyan, let's do things with conscience, okay? Did I not teach you, or did I teach you but you didn't learn?"
"Hmm? Did you teach me?"
"Didn’t I teach you?"
"Did you teach?"
"Didn’t I teach you?"
"Didn’t you teach me?"
"Did I teach you?"
Xiang Long realized something was wrong as soon as he asked, and quickly said,"Bah, I did teach you! You almost led me astray!""
"Hahaha!"
Bai Lu laughed out loud:"I don't care, anyway, I heard your last sentence, you said you didn't teach me."
Xiang Long was speechless:"Teacher Bai, when it comes to playing tricks, you have a way."
Bai Lu blurted out:
"I have more than one set. I am an old sow wearing a bra, one set after another.……"
As soon as she said this, she felt something was wrong and her voice became quieter and quieter.
But when she came to her senses, the words had already been spoken.
"Hahaha! Bai Mengyan, I heard it!"
Xiang Long laughed and said,"No, I shouldn't call you Bai Mengyan, um... I should call you Zhuzhu, Bai Zhuzhu, hahahaha……"
Hearing this,
Bai Lu felt shy and a little funny, but she couldn't admit defeat for the sake of face:"Xiang Lili, if you dare to tell anyone about this, I will never let you go!"
"Yes, I know, Pigsy, don't worry, I will forget this forever, Pigsy, and I will never tell anyone, Pigsy."
Xiang Long said deliberately.
Bai Lu said angrily and amusedly:"Xiang Long, are you sick? Do you need to remind me so repeatedly?"
……
Just as Xiang Long and Bai Lu were joking and making noise, in the outside world, this episode of Running Man also began to spread his terrifying influence.
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