"Hmm?"
Seeing that Bai Lu actually offered herself to him when he didn't tear her apart, Xiang Long couldn't help but laugh.
You think I can't do anything to you with just one hand?
He turned his body to the side, holding the camera in his left hand, and stretched out his right hand, pressing on Bai Lu's head to hold her down.
Then,
Bai Lu suddenly realized that she couldn't move.
She stretched out her arms, trying to reach Xiang Long, but couldn't reach him.
She wanted to kick him, but couldn't either.
""Puff!"
Seeing this funny scene, the first people who couldn't hold back their laughter were the staff on the sidelines. They all laughed so hard that it was hard to hold back. Then, Bai Lu realized how funny she was. She stepped back, squatted on the ground, and yelled in frustration and helplessness:
"ah——!"
In the live broadcast room, netizens were also shocked by the scene:
【Hahahaha!】
【Bai Mengyan: Watch me sneak attack……】
【Hahaha, my arms are short and I can't reach it.】
【Bailu: I am about to cry because of my own stupidity】
【I calculated everything, but I forgot the height difference】
【Too funny, Bailu, how can you be so cute?】
【Am I the only one who finds this scene inexplicably loving?】
【Me too, I feel a little romantic for some reason. What’s going on?】
【This perfect height difference】
In the art gallery.
Looking at Bai Lu's collapse, Xiang Long couldn't help but laugh:
"Teacher Bailu, what did you want to do just now? Are you trying to scare me?"
"Ah! Don't say it!"
Bai Lu covered her face with shame and anger and cried,"I feel ashamed to face people."
When she thought about the scene in which she was full of confidence in the sneak attack, but was held down by Xiang Long's head, and her hands were waving wildly but couldn't reach Xiang Long, she felt ashamed.
"It's okay, Teacher Bailu, it's not your fault that your arms are short.
Xiang Long comforted her,"I was like this when I was a kid too.""
"When you were a child?"
Bai Lu was startled, raised her head and asked:"Then……"
"Later I grew taller."
Xiang Long smiled and winked.
"Hmm?"
Bai Lu reacted for a moment, then realized that Xiang Long was saying in a roundabout way that she was already an adult, could not grow any taller, and would never have the chance to take revenge.
"Ah!!!"
She was so angry that she screamed and reached out to hit Xiang Long.
But Xiang Long held her head down again.
Bai Lu:……
""It's not over yet, is it? That's all you can do?"
Bai Lu asked angrily and amusedly.
Xiang Long thought about it and said seriously,"You can also do another trick."
""Which move?"
Bai Lu asked.
Xiang Long smiled slightly, pressed her right hand on top of her head and pushed her head down.
Suddenly, Bai Lu felt a huge force coming from the top of her head, and her body fell down involuntarily. The next moment, she heard a"swish" sound from behind. She looked up blankly and saw that Xiang Long was holding a name card in his hand.
"Is this... my brand name?"
Bai Lu opened her eyes wide, a little bit incredulous, and asked in a silly way.
"Well, if the two words written on it are Bai Lu."
Xiang Long was also amused by Bai Lu's reaction and shook the name tag at Bai Lu.
"Ah!"
Only then did Bai Lu finally realize that she was torn apart:"I was torn apart, I was torn apart just like that, so easily and simply……"
Not only did she fail to react, but the audience in the live broadcast room were also stunned.
【What just happened?】
【Xiang Long just pressed it and then tore off the name tag?】
【Is it that simple to tear off a name tag?】
【I know Xiang Long's strength should be far superior to Bai Lu's, but this is too exaggerated.…】
【The key point is that Xianglong has only one hand!】
【Is it true that Xiang Long didn’t cheat?】
【My expression now is exactly the same as Bai Lu's】
【Too big, too big a gap]
At the same time, the director's voice was heard on the radio:
【Bailu's nameplate was torn off, and I will wait for ten minutes】
【Bai Lu's name tag was torn off, and she will wait for ten minutes.
Xiang Long returned the name tag to Bai Lu:
"I'm sorry, Teacher Bai Lu."
Bai Lu also came back to her senses at this moment, and waved her hands generously:"It's okay, it's just tearing off the name tag, everyone has a first time, just bear with it and it will pass."
"Well……"
Xiang Long felt that this sentence was a little awkward.
Seeing Xiang Long's tangled expression, Bai Lu realized that her words were a little inappropriate, but after she came to her senses, her first reaction was not shyness, but being embarrassed by her own stupidity, and she laughed out loud first:
"Don't get me wrong, I didn't drive, I was talking about tearing off the nameplate, hahaha!"
Xiang Long:... the live broadcast room was even more scratched out [666】
【You are worthy of it!】
【The mouth runs ahead of the brain】
【Bailu flies bravely, and takes the blame for any trouble】
【The above remarks only represent the personal opinions of the celebrities. Please do not bring up their fans. Thank you.】
【Sister, wouldn't it be better if you didn't explain?】
【To be honest, I didn't think much about it just now... Now the more I think about it, the more I feel something is wrong.……】
……
This side.
Bai Lu quickly changed the subject and asked,"You've already torn me once, you won't tear me again next time, right?"
"That's not necessarily true. The director said there's no limit to the number of times you can tear off the name tags this time."
Xiang Long shook his head.
"Oh, so I have to hide from you?"
Bai Lu asked.
"Yes."
Xiang Long nodded.
"Don't worry, from this moment on, you won't see me again today!"
Bai Lu's face was full of confidence, waving her fist and saying with full momentum
"But I really hope to meet Teacher Bai Lu again."
Xiang Long blinked, grinned, and gestured a sideways head-pressing posture.
Bai Lu screamed in shame and anger at first, but then she thought of the funny scene just now and laughed again.
Looking at Bai Lu's cheerful appearance, Xiang Long couldn't help but feel a little fond of her. In his previous life, he was not interested in variety shows. He had heard of Running Man, but he didn't know who the specific guests were and what their personalities were.
"Then Teacher Bailu, goodbye, I hope you won’t meet me again."
Xiang Long smiled and put the name tag on Bailu’s back.
"Don't worry, it won't happen.
Bai Lu nodded with a firm look on her face.
"Are you so sure?"
Xiang Long raised his eyebrows, a hint of mischief flashed in his eyes.
"I'm sure of it!"
Bai Lu didn't notice the funny look in Xiang Long's eyes and continued to say affirmatively.
"oh——"
Xiang Long stretched out the ending tone and nodded, then he walked leisurely to the wall, slowly squatted down, and looked at her with a smile.(◎-◎;)
Bai Lu was puzzled at first, then suddenly thought of something and pointed at Xiang Long in surprise:"Ah, you...you……"
"What's wrong with me?"
Xiang Long asked with a sly smile.
"How can you block the crystal resurrection point!"
Bai Lu blurted out
"The director didn't say that we can't block traffic."
Xiang Long spread his hands.
"No, what's the point of doing this?"
Bai Lu said without thinking:"There are so many guests waiting for you to fight outside, why do you have to block me?"
"Oh - so, you want me to tear down Teacher Baby and the others?"
Xiang Long suddenly realized, and then said to the camera:"Teacher Deng Chao, Teacher Li Chen, wait for me, I'm coming!"
"Ah, no, no, what do you mean I asked you to tear it up!"
Bai Lu also realized that she had said the wrong thing, and quickly bowed to the camera to apologize:"Teachers, please don't misunderstand, I didn't mean that."
Then, seeing that Xiang Long was really about to leave, she quickly stopped him:"No, wait a minute, Xiang Long, don't go, come back!"
"Teacher Bailu, do you have any other instructions?"
Xiang Long stopped and asked with a puzzled look on his face:"I still have to follow your instructions to tear up the other teachers."
"you……"
Seeing Xiang Long deliberately saying to follow his instructions, Bai Lu was angry and helpless, clasped her hands together, bowed and said:"Brother, I give in, okay, I give in! I didn't instruct you to tear up the other teachers!!"
Seeing the scene where Bai Lu was forced to scream by Xiang Long, the audience in the live broadcast room all laughed:
【I feel like Bai Lu has been completely controlled by Xiang Long.】
【If I were Bai Lu, I would have gone crazy】
【Don't mention it, Xiang Long is quite good at variety shows】
【Yes, isn’t this the effect of a variety show?】
【The other guests are still looking for R coins, which is boring.】
【It's more fun to watch the big devil torturing the little white rabbit…】
【The one in front is so evil, how can there be no sympathy at all - I want to see it too! 】
Art Museum.
Xiang Long naturally didn't know what the audience was saying. After all, he didn't know Bai Lu very well, so he didn't dare to joke too much. After teasing for a while, he said goodbye and left.
Watching Xiang Long's leaving figure, Bai Lu sat down on the ground dejectedly and said tiredly to the camera:
"Great, I finally got rid of the bell messenger, otherwise I would have gone crazy."
Then, she asked her photographer,"How many more minutes should I wait here?"
The photographer made a '3' gesture.
Because Xiang Long chatted and joked with her for a while, seven minutes had passed.
"Three minutes? That will be over in a moment."
Bai Lu nodded, and then said to the camera with confidence:
"This time I have made up my mind that I will never meet the bell messenger again. As long as I hear the bell, I will run away!"
She pointed at the camera, as if she was sending a message to Xiang Long, with a provocative and proud look on her face:
"Humph, Bell Messenger, I am the extraordinary woman that you will never be able to pursue!"
""Hahahaha!"
As she was laughing, she heard the distant bell sound outside suddenly ring again. Her face froze instantly, and then she asked in horror:
"Did you hear that? Is the bell messenger back again?"
Seeing Bai Lu's face-changing skills, the photographer suppressed his smile and clicked the camera, indicating that it was indeed the bell messenger who had returned.
"What the hell!"
Bai Lu screamed in despair.
The live broadcast room was filled with laughter:
【Hahahaha!】
【White, Really Miserable, Revealed】
【Bell Messenger: Xiao Bailu, you are too happy too early】
【Hey, didn’t you expect that I’m back!】
【Oh my God, look at our poor little Bailu, she is so scared. If I knew who did it, I would kick that person's butt with my pointed leather shoes.】
【If I remember correctly, Bai Lu seemed to be resurrected soon? 】
As everyone in the live broadcast room watched the excitement, the sound of bells got closer and closer.
Bai Lu raised her head in despair, and saw that Xiang Long had really returned.
"Hey, Teacher Bai Lu, what's wrong with you?"
Seeing Bai Lu's hopeless look, Xiang Long suppressed his laughter and asked,"Why do you look so hurt? Did someone bully you? Tell me, I'll vent your anger for you.""
"I...you...never mind."
Bai Lu opened her mouth, but finally gave up and asked,"Why are you back again?"
Xiang Long couldn't help laughing, and almost laughed out loud, holding back his laughter and said:
"Oh, I came back just to ask, do you know where the others are?"
"The location of other people?"
Bai Lu shook her head:"I don't know."
Then, she straightened her chest and said righteously:"Besides, even if I knew, I wouldn't tell you. We are the Running Man team!"
"I admire you so much!"
Xiang Long gave a thumbs up.
""Hmph!"
Bai Lu raised her face proudly.
At this moment, the PD who was in charge of timing said,"Bai Lu, your ten-minute limit has passed, you can move freely."
Swish!
Bai Lu's face suddenly changed, and she subconsciously looked at Xiang Long, and saw him moving his wrists, making a 'click' sound, and looking at her with a playful expression.
"Wait...wait a minute!"
Bai Lu panicked and shouted,"I'll tell you where Sister Baby is!"
Xiang Long:...
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