"Yes, friends, you guessed it right. On the surface, I am a member of the Jinyiwei, but in fact,……"
Bai Lu acted in a pretentious manner, pinched her fingers, pinched her throat and said:
"I am actually a glorious eunuch of the East Factory!"
After saying that,
Bai Lu seemed to remember something and slapped her forehead:"Am I stupid? I am a woman, why do I have to pinch my throat and pretend to speak in a female voice?"
【Because if you don't pinch your throat, you will be more manly than some men in the Running Man team】
【Zhou Shen: You'd better make your words clearer.】
【Wait wait wait, Lubao—is she an undercover agent?】
【Xiang Long seems to be an undercover agent too.…】
【Undercover for each other???】
【Hahahaha, things are getting interesting.】
【So the director deliberately set Xiang Long and Bai Lu as each other's undercover agents?】
【Are you afraid that the two of them can't love and hate each other?】
【PD Yao, you are too cruel - continue in the next issue】
【Yao Yitian: You’re welcome, please call me Lei Feng】
【Xiang Long and Bai Lu: No, we really will thank you.]
Back at the scene,
Bai Lu looked for Xiang Long while talking to the camera - this is what Xiang Long told her, when you are alone, it is best to talk to the camera more, if you say something interesting, the program crew will keep it, which is equivalent to giving yourself more airtime.
"To be honest, even though Brother He just said that Xiang Long is not his undercover agent, I still have some doubts in my heart."
"There is no evidence, but my intuition tells me that Xiang Long is not right today."
"After all, I know how powerful Xiang Long is better than you all."
"Looking back at the last episode, Xiang Long and I were killing people like crazy!"
"What if Brother Chao and the other ten people join forces?"
"He was easily killed by Xiang Long and I!"
"Of course, during this process, although I was basically just hanging on Xiang Long...but I was involved after all, right?"
"If I wasn't behind Xiang Long to help block the name tag, would he be able to tear other people's names with peace of mind?"
"That's definitely impossible... right?"
Bai Lu felt more and more guilty as she spoke, and her voice finally became smaller.
She coughed lightly and waved her hand vigorously:
"Let’s skip the glory of the previous issue for now and talk about this issue."
"Although my intuition told me that Xiang Long might be an undercover agent, after careful and rational observation, I did not find any signs of Xiang Long letting us go. In addition, Brother He just assured us solemnly that the undercover agent was not Xiang Long, so I decided to go and greet Xiang Long first."
"After all, as He Ge said, Xiang Long is the most buggy one in all games, and we must first determine his position before we can continue the game."
As he was talking,
Bai Lu looked up and happened to see Xiang Long, who was fanning himself leisurely in the pavilion in the middle of the lake.
"He... isn't he too relaxed?"
Seeing Xiang Long's relaxed look, Bai Lu was stunned.
Xiang Long was lying on the bench in the pavilion with his eyes slightly closed, his legs crossed, and his right hand gently waving a folding fan, looking very contented.
"Hey, Lili, what are you doing? We are all busy looking for the token, and you are just slacking off here?"
Bai Lu came over and said angrily.
"Teacher Bai, are you hot? Sit closer and I’ll fan you."
Xiang Long waved at Bai Lu, motioning her to sit down, and said with a smile:
"Lu Xun once said,"My neighbor stores grain while I store guns. My neighbor is my granary. Let them find the token first. I will tear it off later anyway. The token is mine."
Bai Lu:"……"
【Hahahaha!】
【Lu Xun: I have a sentence MMP, but I don’t know whether I should say it or not】
【Xiang Long: Anyway, they couldn't beat me, so they found it for me in the end.】
【This is called the confidence brought by strength】
【Want to be as relaxed as me? Learn more about weightlifting and fitness】
【Bai Lu: What you said makes a lot of sense.
At the recording site,
Bai Lu calmed down, then looked around nervously, lowered her voice and asked:
"Lili, I want to ask you something, tell me the truth, and don't lie."
Hearing this,
Xiang Long's expression became serious, and he said solemnly:
"Loved it!"
"???"
Bai Lu was confused at first, then burst into laughter and slapped Xiang Long on the arm:
"Are you sick? Who would ask you that question?"
Xiang Long pretended to be in pain and grinned:"Then what do you want to ask me?"
Bai Lu looked around again, moved closer to Xiang Long and whispered:
"I want to ask you, are you undercover?"
""Hmm?"
Xiang Long suddenly opened his eyes wide and looked at Bai Lu.
He immediately realized that the reason Bai Lu asked this question was probably because she was an undercover agent.
Bai Lu hadn't realized this yet and urged:
"Tell me now, don't lie!"
"Well……"
Looking at Bai Lu's innocent eyes, Xiang Long sighed and said seriously:
"Well, since you are not allowed to lie, I will admit it - I am really not an undercover agent!"
"Great!"
After hearing Xiang Long's answer, Bai Lu let out a sigh of relief and said with a smile:"I was just worried that you were an undercover agent."
"Well, I am not!"
Xiang Long said solemnly, trying not to laugh.
In the live broadcast room, all the netizens who saw this scene could not hold back:
【Hahahahaha!】
【Bailu, why are you so silly?】
【Wake up and don't believe everything Xiang Long says!】
【Xiang Long should have guessed that Bai Lu was the undercover agent】
【I feel that even if Bai Lu has a hundred tricks, she still can't beat Xiang Long.】
【I feel sorry for Lubao. If they are together in the future, how can she beat Xianglong?】
【Xiang Long: Take it easy]
At the recording site,
Xiang Long asked Bai Lu:
"Why do you ask me if I'm an undercover agent?"
"because——"
Bai Lu looked around again, then waved to Xiang Long, motioning him to come closer, and then covered her mouth and said like an underground spy:
"I'm an undercover agent!"
Puff!
Xiang Long couldn't help laughing out loud.
"What are you laughing at?
Bai Lu was not happy.
"Well, it's okay, it's okay, I just thought of something happy."
Xiang Long hurriedly found an excuse, and then asked seriously:
"Teacher Bai, you just said—you are an undercover agent?"
"That’s right, I’m an undercover agent!"
Bai Lu puffed out her chest, unable to conceal her excitement and pride in her tone:"Didn’t expect that, did you?"
"Ah, yes, yes, most people would never think of this..."
Xiang Long nodded vigorously and praised:"The person who can come up with this idea must be a very smart person."
"so——"
Bai Lu stretched out her fair palm and said with a smile:"Lili, let's join forces again and go kill people!"
"Huh?"
Xiang Long opened his eyes wide.
""What?"
Bai Lu grabbed Xiang Long's hand and high-fived him, saying,"I'm an undercover agent, which means I'm yours now.……"
"Hmm?"
Xiang Long waved his hands in panic and said shyly,"Don't say that."
Bai Lu was stunned, then realized the ambiguity in her words, her face flushed, and she hurriedly said:
"What I mean is, although I am wearing the uniform of the Jinyiwei, my heart is with you... no, with our Dongchang side. I am your teammate, so let's work together like we did last time and create glory again!"
Looking at Bai Lu's expectant expression, Xiang Long's expression became more and more weird.
He coughed lightly and said,"Teacher Bai, although I am also looking forward to replicating the glory of the last time with you, but, you can't just say you are an undercover and I will believe it. Don't you have to hand in a letter of allegiance or something?"
"You don't believe me?"
Bai Lu widened her eyes in surprise.
Then, without waiting for Xiang Long to answer, she nodded:"But you are right, it would be abnormal if you didn't doubt me - then what kind of token of your loyalty do you want?"
"It's very simple, tear up a teammate, or take the initiative to give me a token."
Xiang Long said with a smile
"It's harder to tear down teammates. I can't tear down anyone in our team."
Bai Lu shook her head.
Her teammates are Chen He, Li Chen, Zheng Kai, and Wu Qilong. She can't tear down any of these four big guys.
"Then find the token."
Xiang Long said
"OK, I'll look for the token then."
After saying that, Bai Lu began to look around the pavilion.
"If it's not here, don't worry, I've already looked for it."
Xiang Long said with a smile
"Just because you’ve looked for it doesn’t mean I can’t find it."
Bai Lu said as she looked in the corner.
"Are you kidding? How come my eyes aren't better than yours... huh?" Before
Xiang Long finished speaking, his eyes suddenly widened -
Bai Lu fumbled under the zither and took out a token.
"Do you really have to be so exaggerated?"
Xiang Long said in disbelief:"I clearly looked everywhere just now!"
【Ha ha ha ha!】
【Don't let this slap in the face come too quickly】
【This scene is very similar to how I can't find my keys, and my mother saw it at a glance.】
���Haha, it's the same at my house. I couldn't find it after searching for a long time, but my mom found it right away.】
【It's like boys will automatically look away when they're looking for something.]
At the recording site,
Bai Lu handed the token in her hand to Xiang Long:"How about it, do you believe I'm an undercover now?"
"Well, believe……"
Before Xiang Long finished speaking, he felt his hand was empty, and Bai Lu took the token back.
"What?"
Xiang Long was stunned.
Bai Lu looked at Xiang Long suspiciously:
"I give you the token to prove that I am an undercover agent, but how do you prove that you are not an undercover agent?"
Hearing this, Xiang Long looked at Bai Lu in surprise:
"Teacher Bai, your intelligence has improved!"
"Of course... Bah, I'm not stupid!"
Bai Lu spat and said,"Don't change the subject, just tell me how you prove it?"
"Isn't that easy?"
Xiang Long said indifferently,"I'll go and tear off one of the Jinyiwei for you, Chen He, how about that?"
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