People Are In The Magical World, There Is No Magic Power
Chapter Fifty-Second: Zhang Daoyuan Is A Towering Head.
"Listen to me, just give up.
"I won't!"
Zhang Daoyuan said with a face full of resistance.
"What if, I mean what if … After I get the ticket, the girl sees how capable I am and is interested in me?"
Ou Leigen said speechlessly, "You already said it's' what if ', so why don't you just give up?"
In response, Zhang Daoyuan glanced at Jercy with a face full of envy and jealousy, "I remember when you told me that you had a slim chance of getting Sister Scarlet."
Mockery was written all over his face as Ou Leigen showed a disdainful expression and said, "How is that the same?
I'm devoted to Scarlet, and I can't be without her, but you immediately change to the next one when there's no hope. "
"I just want to be with her for the rest of my life in the shortest time possible. Once I succeed, I immediately stop," Zhang Daoyuan retorted.
"It's because of this attitude that you can't do it …"
Ou Leigen rubbed his head helplessly.
"What do you mean by casting a wide net and building a fish pond? Even if you really just want to find someone to spend the rest of your life with, the other party will be dissuaded by your 'obviously scumbag' temperament. The only ones who won't be dissuaded are the scumbags that you don't like.
After Zhang Daoyuan heard that, he was unwilling to give up and said, "I think I can still struggle."
"Heh, a deathbed struggle, huh?"
Ou Leigen spread his hands.
"Unfortunately, I have no experience in such 'gentlemanly' discussions, because whether it's a long dress or a miniskirt, as long as my wife wears it, it's perfect. However, I personally prefer long dresses because Scarlet often wears long dresses."
Jercy at the side showed an elegant smile and said, "It's only my preference. This is also one of the reasons why I'm with Little Lion.
Zhang Daoyuan, who was close to being fed dog food, showed an expression of 'old man, subway, mobile phone', and then cupped his hands at the two of them.
"Sorry to disturb you, goodbye!"
Then, he went to Rowan.
Zhang Daoyuan cleared his throat and put on a flattering smile on his face.
"Rowan ~, Brother Rowan ~"
The "gentle" voice that gave Rowan goosebumps forced Rowan out of his meditative state.
"You should've heard it just now, please!
Please do me this favor!
This is my lifelong request! "
Looking at the vice leader who was bowing with his hands clasped together in front of him, Rowan silently decided that he would return to his room to meditate in the future and lock the door.
Sigh … Alright. "
Rowan reluctantly nodded in agreement.
Although Zhang Daoyuan's divination did not reveal Rowan's whereabouts, at least he knew that Rowan was still alive.
Perhaps it was normal for Zhang Daoyuan to suffer a backlash, but since he had helped, Rowan owed him a favor.
It didn't matter if he helped Zhang Daoyuan now.
"Thank you so much!"
Zhang Daoyuan was overjoyed. He handed the magic machine to Rowan with both hands.
Rowan glanced at the messages in the forum.
"Tight knee-length skirts" and "revealing miniskirts"?
Rowan pursed his lips.
The netizens of this era are still too inexperienced. What's the point of revealing and not revealing?
Rowan returned the magic machine to Zhang Daoyuan.
"Hmm?
Why did you return it to me? "
Zhang Daoyuan was puzzled.
"I'm too lazy to type. I'm just giving my opinion."
Rowan placed his hand back on the Magic Breaker on his thigh and entered a half-meditative state.
The efficiency of meditation in this state would be very low and slow.
However, he could divert his attention to do other things.
"Don't side with the miniskirts in this debate. Side with the third party."
"Third party?"
Zhang Daoyuan was dumbfounded when he heard that. Ou Leigen and Jersey, who had overheard the conversation, turned to look at them.
"You said that long skirts and miniskirts are boring. What's interesting is something in between. It's short but not too short."
"Huh?
That's not revealing and doesn't have the elegance of a long skirt. It's neither too high nor too low. Isn't that worse? "Zhang Daoyuan frowned.
Rowan said faintly, "It's true that it's not revealing, but you think it will."
"What do you mean?"
Zhang Daoyuan still did not understand, but Jercy seemed to be deep in thought.
This was normal. The world had a few hundred years of dark calendar. Some cultural developments were naturally not as fast and complicated as in Rowan's previous two lives.
It was reasonable that Zhang Daoyuan did not understand Rowan's words.
"Think about it. When a girl comes to you wearing a short but not too short skirt, you think you can vaguely see the scenery underneath, but you can't see it at all.
Hence, curiosity and desire will be aroused. You keep wanting to see the scenery underneath, but you can't see it at all. "
Zhang Daoyuan, Ou Leigen and Jercy imagined it for a while.
"Hiss …!"
Zhang Daoyuan sucked in a breath of cold air. Just imagining the scene made him feel a little uneasy.
Rowan said faintly, "Since you can't see it, it means you can't see if she's wearing safety pants. Even if she's wearing safety pants, if you don't know, you can leave yourself a fantasy that she's not wearing."
"The beautiful unknown is right in front of you, but you can't get it. This is the most tempting."
Zhang Daoyuan immediately gave Rowan a thumbs up.
"Brilliant!
It's really brilliant! "
Even Ou Leigen and Jercy were shocked.
"Not a bad idea. We can design a few sets of such skirts to test the effect." Jercy was a little tempted.
"It'll definitely be a hit," Ou Leigen said with certainty.
Rowan sighed in his heart.
That was why people in this era were not trendy enough.
A short skirt that exposed her breasts could be like this.
What would happen if she did something more flirtatious?
Zhang Daoyuan, who got the good idea, immediately started arguing in the forum.
Soon, he got a lot of support from 'gentlemen'. Even the original poster supported him and sent the amusement park ticket exchange code to Zhang Daoyuan.
"Hahaha, I got it!"
Zhang Daoyuan tapped on his phone screen excitedly.
But soon, he showed an angry expression.
"Damn it, some people can't get the tickets and they're scolding me."
Zhang Daoyuan couldn't stand it and immediately started scolding in the forum.
But there were too many people on the other side. Many people on Zhang Daoyuan's side left when they saw that the tickets were sold out, leaving a few people to endure the scolding from the other side.
Internet trolls …
Rowan opened his eyes and exited from his state of deep thought.
"Give me the magic phone, I'll do it."
"Ah?
Oh … "
Looking at Rowan's calm and composed appearance, Zhang Daoyuan's heart settled and he handed the magic phone to Rowan.
Rowan took the phone and glanced at it.
Most of them were simple scolding words like 'idiot' and 'retard'.
Rowan thought for a while and started with one sentence.
Want to find a girl: "Do you only have one page in your household register?"
Zhang Daoyuan: "???"
After pondering for a while, Zhang Daoyuan understood that Rowan was scolding the other party in a roundabout way.
Then, it was "Did you pay the IQ tax?", "Don't let me hit your horse in the clubhouse", "You dare to scold people with this level of skill?
Put a ham on the magic phone screen and I'll scold you better. "These were words that had never appeared in the Lan Xiao Continent before.
In less than five minutes, the other party ran out of words. However, Rowan didn't repeat a single sentence until now, making the other party doubt their life.
But soon, the administrator appeared and deleted the post.
"…" Here, I'll give it back to you … What are you doing? "
Rowan looked at Zhang Daoyuan who was holding a pen and a notebook with a confused expression.
"I'm writing down your scolding words and scolding others later. I guarantee that no one will be able to scold me better!"
Zhang Daoyuan replied without raising his head.
Rowan: "… As long as you're happy."
It was rare for him to recall the feeling of being a keyboard warrior in his previous two lives. Rowan, who was in a good mood, stretched his body and prepared to return to his room to meditate so that he would not be disturbed.
"Wait a minute."
Suddenly, Ye Jian stopped Rowan.
"Did you two just get tickets for tomorrow's amusement park?"
"To be precise, Brother Zhang got it," Rowan corrected.
"It doesn't matter, as long as there are two.
Ye Jian took a puff of his cigarette lazily.
"It just so happens that I just received a mission and was about to assign it to you. The location of the mission is the amusement park. Since you have the honor, I'll let you go on the mission.
"Wait!"
The moment these words came out, Zhang Daoyuan immediately became vigilant.
Commander Ye, this is the ticket for my date with Little Nana! "
Who is little Nana?! "
Ye Jian complained and then said seriously, "I heard the situation just now. Since you're going to be dumped, why don't you just give the ticket to Rowan? You can do it with him."
"No!"
Zhang Daoyuan said with a look of resistance.
"With Commander Ye's status, it's definitely not difficult to get a ticket and go on the mission by yourself. I'm not going!"
"Even if I kill you?"
"That's right!
Even if you kill me, don't even think about stopping me from being single, even if there's only a one in ten thousand chance! "
Facing Zhang Daoyuan's unyielding attitude, Ye Jian slowly took a puff of his cigarette and then gently exhaled.
"Okay, then you're useless. I'll kill you now."
Clang!
He pulled out the black flame-patterned longsword and held it high above his head with both hands. A terrifying magic burst out.
"Extreme Flame —"
Zhang Daoyuan's expression changed drastically.
"Hey, hey, hey!
I was just joking. You don't have to go so far, right?! "
"Sorry, I took it seriously.
Ye Jian said calmly as his magic surged into the longsword without hesitation.
Rowan and the others at the side quietly distanced themselves and watched.
"Wait!
Commander Ye!
I was wrong!
I'll go!
I'll go, okay?! "
"It's too late — Cinder Flame Slash!"
"Ahhh —!!!!"
In the end, Ye Jian didn't use the Cinder Flame Slash. Instead, he switched to a normal attack and maintained his strength at the fourth-tier to beat up Zhang Daoyuan.
The next day, Zhang Daoyuan left the house with a pair of big bumps on his head that made him look like a star.
"If I find out that there's something wrong with these two bumps when I come back, no matter if they're gone or if you add them back after removing them, I'll make you look even more 'star'."
That was what Commander Ye said.
Poor Zhang Daoyuan had to suppress the Taoist technique in his body to prevent his' star 'from being automatically healed by the technique.
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