People Are Practicing Martial Arts And Refining Elixirs, And The Side Effects Are Outrageous!
Chapter 16 What? Will People Who Take Medicine Become Tomboys?
"Side effects? What are they?"
Zhang Sanfeng asked curiously.
Everyone around also looked over, a little curious about what the strange side effects were this time, and many people even started to argue quietly.
It's just that the effects and side effects of Yang Duan's elixirs are completely different every time, so everyone has been talking quietly for a long time, but there is no result that convinces the public.
Zhang Wuji, who was beside Zhang Sanfeng, turned pale when he heard everyone's discussion.
If he only allowed himself to stand up to the sky for a while, he wouldn't be able to accept it. After all, he would do this every morning when he got up.
Or maybe he just couldn't speak for three days, but it wasn't that he couldn't bear it.
What he fears most now is losing his hair.
After all, that was what he had seen with his own eyes.
Especially when he thought that if he was like the waiter in the inn, and his hair fell like a rabbit, it would be really hard for him to accept it.
At least he must be as handsome as his father, Zhang Cuishan, so that he can find a beauty like his mother as his wife in the future!
Zhang Wuji felt anxious in his heart and kept praying. He kept saying something like the True Martial Spirit should bless the Holy Lord, and the Holy Spirit should protect the True Lord Chuqing...
Yang Duan did not directly answer Zhang Sanfeng's words, but invited Zhang Sanfeng into the courtyard.
Everyone else saw that Yang Duan did not close the courtyard door directly, so they followed in.
There are many chairs and tables placed on the side of the yard, which are usually used for patients to rest. At this time, it is also suitable for reception.
"Please take a seat, real person!"
Yang Duan opened his mouth to invite.
Zhang Sanfeng sat down patiently and looked at Yang Duan.
After Zhang Sanfeng sat down, Yang Duan smiled slightly and began to talk nonsense based on what he had made up before:
"The real person should be able to see that my elixir is made from extremely yang medicinal materials, plus some auxiliary materials to completely stimulate the yang energy in the medicinal materials and properly preserve it, and then integrate it into the elixir. A very yang medicine.
The name of this elixir is the Nine-Band Huanyang Dan, and its effect is comparable to that of the Chunyang Boy Kung Fu. Nine is the number of extremes. The rapidity and intensity of this elixir's properties are even better.
As the saying goes, it is a severe and powerful medicine. Only in this way can we prescribe the right medicine to restrain the yin-cold poison in Lingsun's body. However, precisely because of its strong medicinal properties, it will inevitably produce corresponding side effects. "
Although Yang Duan was just making it up, he really knew something about pharmacology, and there was no separation between traditional Chinese medicine and Taoist concepts, so he was able to frighten the other party.
Zhang Sanfeng nodded while listening and did not interrupt Yang Duan's words.
Seeing this, Yang Duan continued:
"As the saying goes, everything must be lacking. It is said that if there are fifty ways of heaven, only one of them can be escaped. This is exactly the case. If the way of nature is like this, how much more should it be done by humans?
But if it is extreme, it will be reversed, and the fate of the sun will circulate. Water moves when it meets fire, boils when it moves to the extreme, and the circulation becomes air. This is the transformation of circulation.
This elixir is extremely yang, and the extreme yang circulates as yin. Therefore, corresponding side effects will occur. This is the natural way of yin and yang circulation, but when it is applied to humans, it is abnormal.
If a man takes this elixir, his yang energy will remain the same, but his external appearance will become feminine, and his behavior will become feminine. To put it simply, he will be a boy and a girl, with yang inside and yin outside.
However, it does not affect the continuation of the family line. "
Having said this, he added in his mind: She is the cute little eagle girl.
He looked at Zhang Sanfeng, wanting to know his reaction.
Everyone around was confused. They didn't understand a word about the circulation or the way of heaven.
Lu Xiucai had read a lot, so he understood a little bit, but he didn't understand everything. For a moment, he looked at Yang Duan with an unclear and sharp look.
Everyone understood the last few sentences.
As the person involved, Zhang Wuji didn't even understand the last few sentences.
Lao Bai blurted out:
"Didn't you mean to become a sissy? Father-in-law?"
Everyone stepped back a few steps and began to look at the yellow gourd in Shangguan Yan's hand with fear.
In an instant, no one wanted to test the medicine.
Shangguan Yan asked curiously:
"Then if the woman eats it, will there be no impact?"
Everyone's eyes lit up and they looked over again, thinking that they would ask their family members to come over and try the medicine.
After all, Yang Duan's medicines are of great benefit to the body, and the wealth does not go to outsiders. If this side effect really has no impact on women, then asking your family members to come over to try the medicine will be a real profit!
However, Yang Duan's next words immediately poured cold water on everyone's heads.
I saw him shaking his head and saying:
"After taking this medicine, women can indeed become more feminine, but don't ignore another problem."
"What's the problem?" Lu Xiucai, who was eager to learn, asked.
Yang Duandao:
"This elixir is extremely yang and hides yin. It can be said that yin and yang coexist. Although it can make women become delicate and soft, it will also cause the hair on the body to grow and grow long beards because of the existence of the extremely yang."
Shangguan Yan's scalp felt numb, and the yellow-skinned gourd in her hand seemed a little hot. She was so frightened that she quickly put it on the table and took a few steps back.
Quietly, he walked to the basin nearby and started washing his hands, for fear that he would be contaminated by his breath.
After washing his hands, he secretly touched around his lips and chin, and found that no beard had grown, and he breathed a sigh of relief.
She was really a little numb to Yang Duan's elixirs. Why were these elixirs so weird?
These side effects are simply embarrassing.
The people watching around him were silent at this time.
Shopkeeper Sun, who had signed a no-responsibility contract for the drug test, turned his face to one side and stared at the ants in the corner, as if he was studying his lover.
Zhang Sanfeng nodded and said:
"It's a side effect, but it doesn't matter. I would also like to ask Mr. Yang to give the elixir to Pindao's grandson. Pindao will be very grateful!"
As a Taoist master, he does not have such secular prejudices.
As long as you are healthy, everything else is trivial!
Yang Duan nodded and handed over the elixir.
Xiao Wuji had a bitter look on his face, but when he thought about the pain of cold poison and the fact that Zhang Sanfeng had been feeding him Qi all these days, he felt even more distressed.
He didn't want to endure this cold poison anymore, and he felt sorry for Zhang Sanfeng's sacrifice.
Thinking of this, he suddenly made a decision in his heart.
Isn’t it just to become like a little girl? Even if he really turned into a little girl, in order to reduce the burden on his master, he would admit it!
I have to say that although Zhang Wuji has a mother-in-law temperament, he is still very filial in this kind of thing.
So he nodded, took the elixir from Yang Duan's hand, and swallowed it with a look of resignation on his face.
In the blink of an eye, Zhang Wuji's whole body glowed red, like a cooked shrimp, and wisps of white smoke were rising all over his body.
At the same time, Zhang Sanfeng took off Zhang Wuji's clothes to check the injury. He saw that the palm marks were much lighter to the naked eye, and a look of surprise suddenly appeared on his face.
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