【666, this man is amazing! 】
[It’s over, the uncle’s question can’t get out of my mind]
[My ears don’t work very well, but the model is also a bit different]
[Uncle, does your family know that you are so talented? 】
Netizens also laughed non-stop when they saw the question between Xiang Long and the old man on the roadside.
Back to the scene,
Looking at Xiang Long, who had finally spent five yuan to buy a cattail leaf fan from his uncle, Bai Lu still kept laughing.
“Sister, do you still have the nerve to laugh?”
Xiang Long said speechlessly: “If it weren’t for you… if you have the ability, don’t take advantage of me.”
As he spoke, he deliberately avoided the white dew and fanned himself with a cattail leaf fan.
Although Xiang Long didn’t finish his words, Bai Lu still heard what Xiang Long meant. Apparently, he wanted to buy a cattail leaf fan to cool himself down because he felt hot.
The reason why he didn’t finish the conversation was because he was worried that he would not be able to cope with it if he told the truth – after all, their CP was fake, and the two of them had never discussed this topic.
Feeling Xiang Long’s careful care for her, a warm current flowed through Bai Lu’s heart, and she became more and more fond of him.
But there was still a heartless smile on his face:
“If you say you don’t want me to rub against you, I won’t rub against you. I will rub against you, just rub against you!”
As she spoke, she grabbed Xiang Long’s left arm without hesitation. At the same time, she pushed her head in front of the cattail leaf fan, enjoying the coolness of the wind blowing across her cheeks.
As soon as she hugged him, Xiang Long suddenly felt a soft touch on his left arm, as if electricity was flowing through his body, and half of his body was numb.
Fortunately, he knew it was still being recorded and immediately said:
“Be careful, be careful, you can easily fall…”
Studio.
Seeing the interaction between Xiang Long and Bai Lu, the CP army all went crazy:
[Ah ah ah, hurry up, kill me to cheer up the two of you! 】
[I’ve had enough of this dog food – woof woof woof! 】
[Just now Xiang Long wanted to say, ‘If it wasn’t because you were so hot’, he was feeling sorry for Bai Lu, right? 】
[Get started, get started! It was Bai Lu who took the initiative, woo woo woo! 】
[Are they here as a couple? It’s so sweet! 】
【Together! Together! 】
This way,
Seeing that Bai Lu finally stopped holding his arms, Xiang Long breathed a sigh of relief, but at the same time he couldn’t help but feel a sense of sadness.
He shook the cattail leaf fan with his right hand, trying to let the wind from the fan blow to the white dew on the left.
As for himself, because he was strengthened by the super serum, he could tolerate the temperature much better, and he didn’t actually feel too hot.
At this moment, the two saw a man with an R sign on the side of the road.
“Excuse me, am I here to compete with you in throwing dice?”
Bai Lu quickly stepped forward to ask.
“right.”
The man gave Xiang Long and Bai Lu each a dice: “As long as the two of you roll a higher number than us, you can get the items in our box.”
Xiang and Long looked over and saw a square wooden box behind him.
Seeing this, Xiang Long touched his chin, pretended to think, and asked:
“Hmm…if we don’t roll the dice and just steal the wooden box, does that count?”
brush!
As soon as he said this, Bai Lu and the staff were all shocked.
The man was obviously frightened by Xiang Long’s words, especially when he saw Xiang Long’s strong figure. He whispered in a dry tone:
“Should…can’t, right?”
With that said, he quickly looked for help at the members of the Running Man Working Group behind Xiang Long and the others.
[Hahaha, this guy is scared! 】
[Who would have thought that playing a good game would lead to encountering a bully? 】
[As expected of you, Xiang Long, you can solve it with strength. What kind of luck is there? 】
[Don’t talk nonsense, our Xiang Long is still polite and asked before grabbing him]
[Program team: I feel that inviting Xiang Long to be a permanent guest seems to increase my workload…]
This way,
The program team members also reacted.
As Xiang Long’s follow-up director, Li Ranran quickly said: “No, this round of the game is mainly about comparing the number of dice points, so you can’t steal it.”
“That’s it…”
Xiang Long shook his head without saying anything.
Only then did Bai Lu react. Just as she was about to say something, she suddenly thought of the method Xiang Long taught her two days ago to create variety show effects. So, she patted Xiang Long’s arm and scolded:
“Ah, Xiang Lili, what are you thinking about? Our Running Man is a positive variety show. How can you be allowed to snatch other people’s belongings on the street? This will teach bad things to the children.”
Xiang Long reacted so sharply and immediately acted like he knew he was wrong:
“Ah, I’m sorry, I forgot if you didn’t tell me. Our Running Man is a positive energy variety show that promotes truth, goodness and beauty, and spreads goodwill and friendship!”
“That’s right.”
Bai Lu nodded with satisfaction, then turned to look at the man:
“Brother, you have also seen that I managed to persuade my friend not to rob you. How about, when the dice is rolled later, is it… hmm?”
Xiang Long also cooperated and stood a step forward, letting his shadow completely cover the man.
Man: (ŎдŎ;)
Hey hey hey, can this still happen?
Didn’t you just keep saying that you want to promote truth, goodness and beauty and spread positive energy?
Why don’t you mean what you say now? ! !
Studio,
Seeing the confused little brother, netizens all laughed like crazy:
[Brother: Mom, I want to go home. This game is too difficult. I can’t do it! 】
[Brother: I encountered a male and female evil spirit on the road. Please tell me how to avoid it. Waiting online. Urgent! 】
[Bai Mengyan, you have changed, you were not like this before [laughing and crying]]
[Bai Lu: Is this what it feels like to have Xiang Long as a thug? Cool! 】
[Program team: I seem to see the reputation of Running Man rapidly collapsing…]
Back to the scene,
Looking at Xiang Long and Xiang Long with their fierce eyes, the younger brother swallowed a sip of saliva, then silently lowered his head, placed the two dice in his hand to make two ‘one points’, and then looked at Xiang Long and Xiang Long. , squeezed out a smile and asked in a low voice:
“Is this it?”
Seeing this,
Bai Lu almost burst out laughing again, but fortunately she still remembered her character, nodded thoughtfully, and asked Xiang Long, “How about this?”
Xiang Long nodded: “I think it will work.”
Then the two of them also rolled the dice, one with four points and the other with five points.
“Oh, brother, I’m really troubling you. In this hot weather, you have to come out and play games according to the instructions of the program team. Are you hot? Can I fan you?”
When Xiang Long saw the result, his expression suddenly changed. He immediately pulled his brother affectionately and fanned him diligently with a cattail leaf fan.
“No, no, thank you, thank you.”
The younger brother was a little flattered and quickly waved his hand to express his thanks.
Here, Bai Lu also got the box. After opening it excitedly, she saw that there was only a card with the word “empty” written on it.
“Oops, this box is empty, there’s no mystery water in it!”
Bai Lu said angrily.
“What? No mysterious water?”
Xiang Long was also stunned. After seeing the card with blank words written on it, his expression changed again and he looked at his little brother.
Huh!
The little brother was startled, waving his hands wildly, and said hurriedly: “No, I’m ignorant. I haven’t even opened the box. I’m really ignorant!”
Seeing that the younger brother was so frightened by Xiang Long that he even spoke out his accent, Bai Lu couldn’t help laughing out loud:
“It’s okay, it’s okay, brother, thank you for your cooperation.”
Xiang Long also smiled and shook hands with the other party.
Immediately, Bai Lu and Bai Lu continued to search for the next location.
On the way.
Bai Lu asked excitedly: “How’s it going, Lili, is the effect I did just now okay?”
“Well, that’s good. That’s what you have to do in variety shows. Don’t be afraid of making mistakes – anyway, you can pass the blame to the show team in the end.”
Xiang Long fanned her and smiled.
Li Ranran, Assistant Director, Yao Yitian: (。-ω-)-ω-)-ω-)
soon,
The two found the location of the second R mark.
However, this time the two of them can no longer play the same intimidation game as before, because this time the mission location is two girls.
“As long as you two can roll the dice with a higher number than us, you can win.”
The girl smiled and said to Xiang Long and Bai Lu.
“what to do?”
Xiang Long looked at Bai Lu.
“Just try your luck.”
Bai Lu said nonchalantly: “I’ve always been lucky.”
“Yeah, I believe it.”
Xiang Long nodded seriously, remembering the times when he lost to her several times in a row.
Bai Lu smiled and said to the two girls: “You guys come first.”
Immediately, the two girls threw out the dice. Both of them had four points, making a total of eight points.
“Lili, you go first, your hands are smelly, I’ll be the last one.”
Bai Lu had gradually figured out the tricks of variety shows and directly handed a dice to Xiang Long.
“What do you mean my hands are smelly?”
Xiang Long said unconvinced: “It’s when I’m with you that I have bad luck. Usually I have good luck…”
Before he could finish speaking, Bai Lu interrupted pretending to be impatient: “Oh, okay, okay, stop talking so much nonsense, throw it away quickly.”
“not me……”
Xiang Long wanted to say something, but Bai Lu glared at him. He pretended to be startled and shut his mouth obediently.
Seeing the funny look of the two people, all the tourists visiting Wuzhen on the roadside laughed out loud.
An elder sister also joked: “Young man, you can’t do this, you’re a bit irritated~”
Hearing this, Xiang Long
The old face suddenly turned red and he hurriedly explained:
“Sister, the two of us are recording a show, it’s not real…”
Before he could say the word ‘couple’, Bai Lu put her hands on her hips and shouted again:
“Xiang Lili, are you still playing? Hurry up!”
Xiang Long blinked with an aggrieved look on his face, smiled apologetically at the elder sister with his hands clasped together, and then quickly threw the dice in his hand.
Gululu~~
After the dice rotated for a while, it finally stabilized——
Points, 2.
“oops!”
Seeing this, Xiang Long clapped his thigh and sighed, but the audience around him burst into chuckles.
Bai Lu said unceremoniously: “Lili, you can’t do it.”
Xiang Long frowned and said harshly: “Why, why can’t it work? Isn’t it just a little smaller?”
Before Bai Lu could answer, the eldest sister just now spoke again:
“Hey, I just can’t do it~~”
brush!
Xiang Long’s eyes widened instantly. He didn’t expect the eldest sister to drive so fast and oil the floor as soon as she came up.
aside,
Bai Lu didn’t expect that her eldest sister would say such a thing. She covered her face and squatted on the ground laughing until her face turned red.
Studio,
The audience also immediately became excited:
[Guigui, what a fast car! 】
[Sister: Look, sister is about to start! Shrimp catcher! 】
[Stop, I want to get off, this is not a car going to kindergarten! 】
【get off? Weld all the car doors and windows to me! Don’t even think about it! (Laughing wildly) (Perverted)]
[When it comes to driving wildly, you are the eldest sister in society. Just put oil on the floor and your blood will burst.]
[First there is the uncle who buys cattail leaf fans, and then there is the lady who drives the car. What kind of immortal passers-by are these?]
recording scene,
After a while of laughter, Xiang Long quickly clasped his fists and said to the eldest sister:
“Sister, I’m still a child, and I don’t understand what you’re saying… But I’m sorry, please don’t speak again, otherwise we will become the first variety show to be banned from the live broadcast room.”
The eldest sister also realized that what she said seemed inappropriate for live broadcast, and she smiled and waved her hands to indicate that she would not speak again.
Xiang Long calmed down his mood and said to Bai Lu, who was still trying to hold back his laughter:
“Okay, Teacher Bai, stop laughing and roll the dice!”
Bai Lu took a deep breath to calm down, rolled her eyes at Xiang Long, and said:
“I know, I know, why bother? You, a person who threw two points, are not qualified to speak.”
“What happened at two o’clock?”
Xiang Long said unconvinced: “Two points are still points. Maybe yours will be smaller than mine later.”
“Smaller than you? Impossible!”
Bai Lu pretended to be disdainful: “If I show it casually, it will be bigger than yours!”
Poof!
The audience on the side couldn’t help but chuckle.
Bai Lu also realized that what she said seemed to be ambiguous. She coughed and was about to suppress her smile when she heard the eldest sister just said hurriedly:
“Tetsuji is none of my business, this girl is driving by herself!”
Wow!
At this time, the surrounding tourists could no longer hold back and all burst into laughter.
Bai Lu’s face turned red with embarrassment. She lay on Xiang Long’s back, hiding her face, and kept laughing sullenly.
The scene instantly turned to scorched earth…
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