“Um?”
Xiang Long couldn’t help but laugh when he saw that Bai Lu actually came to her doorstep without tearing her apart.
Do you think there’s nothing I can do about you with just one hand?
On one side of his body, he held the camera with his left hand, and straightened his right hand, pressing it on top of Bai Lu’s head to hold her back.
Then,
Bai Lu suddenly realized that she couldn’t move.
She stretched her arms wildly, trying to reach Xiang Long, but she couldn’t reach him.
Even if I want to stretch my foot to kick, I can’t.
“Pfft!”
Seeing this funny scene, the first person who couldn’t help it was the staff on the sidelines. They were all holding back their laughter and felt uncomfortable.
Immediately afterwards, Bai Lu realized how ridiculous she was, stepped back, squatted on the ground and roared in collapse and helplessness:
“ah–!”
In the live broadcast room, netizens were also shocked by this scene:
【Hahahahaha! 】
[Bai Mengyan: Look at my sneak attack…]
[Hahaha, short hands, can’t reach it]
[Bai Lu: I’m about to cry because of my stupidity]
[I have calculated everything, but I have forgotten only the height difference]
[It’s so funny, Bai Lu, how can you be so cute]
[Am I the only one who feels this scene is inexplicably loving? 】
[Me too, why do I feel a little romantic for no reason? 】
【This perfect height difference】
In the art gallery.
Looking at the collapsed Bai Lu, Xiang Long couldn’t help but laugh:
“Teacher Bai Lu, what did you want to do just now? To scare me?”
“Ah! Stop talking!”
Bai Lu covered her face in shame and anger and shouted, “I feel like I have no face to see anyone.”
She felt embarrassed when she thought about the scene where she had made a sneak attack with full confidence, but was held down by Xiang Long, and her hands were flailing but couldn’t reach Xiang Long.
“It’s okay, Teacher Bai Lu. It’s not your fault that you have short hands.”
Xiang Long consoled him, “I did the same thing when I was a kid.”
“When you were a kid?”
Bai Lu was startled, raised her head and asked, “Then…”
“Then I grew taller.”
Xiang Long blinked and smiled.
“Um?”
Bai Lu reacted for a moment, and then realized that Xiang Long was rounding the corner and saying that she was already an adult, could no longer grow taller, and would have no chance of revenge in the future.
“ah!!!”
She shouted angrily and reached out to hit Xiang Long.
As a result, Xiang Long held his head down again.
Bai Lu:……
“It’s not over, right? You know this trick?”
Bai Lu asked angrily and funny.
Xiang Long thought for a while and said seriously: “I will also do another trick.”
“Which move?”
Bai Lu blurted out and asked.
Xiang Long smiled slightly, held his right hand on top of her head slightly to one side, and pushed her little head down.
Suddenly, Bai Lu felt a huge force coming from the top of her head, and her body fell down involuntarily. The next moment, she heard a ‘chi la’ sound coming from behind her.
He raised his head blankly and saw that Xiang Long was already holding a name tag in his hand.
“Is this… my name tag?”
Bai Lu opened her eyes wide, a little disbelieving, and asked cutely.
“Well, if the two words written above are Bai Lu.”
Xiang Long was also amused by Bai Lu’s reaction and waved his name tag towards Bai Lu.
“ah!”
Only then did Bai Lu finally realize that she had been torn apart: “I was torn apart, I was torn apart just like that, so easily and simply…”
Not only did she fail to react, but all the viewers in the live broadcast room were also stunned.
【What just happened? 】
[Xiang Long just pressed it and then tore off the name tag? 】
[Is it that easy to tear off a name tag? 】
[I know that Xiang Long’s strength should be far superior to Bai Lu, but this is too exaggerated…]
[The key point is that Xiang Long has one hand! 】
[Is Xiang Long really not cheating? 】
【My current expression is exactly the same as Bai Lu】
[It’s too big, the gap is too big]
at the same time,
The director’s voice also came from the radio:
[The Bailu nameplate was torn off, and I will wait there for ten minutes]
[The Bailu nameplate was torn off, and I will wait there for ten minutes]
Xiang Long returned the name tag to Bai Lu:
“I’m sorry, Teacher Bailu.”
Bai Lu also came back to her senses at this moment, and waved her hands generously: “It’s okay, why don’t you just tear off the name tag? It’s never been the first time for anyone, so just bear with it and it will be over.”
“Well……”
Xiang Long felt that this sentence was a bit awkward.
Seeing Xiang Long’s tangled look, Bai Lu realized that something was wrong with her words. But after she came to her senses, her first reaction was not to be shy, but because she was so stupid that she laughed out loud:
“Don’t get me wrong, I didn’t drive, I was talking about tearing off the name tag, hahaha!”
Xiang Long:……
There was even a burst of [666] in the live broadcast room.
【As expected of you! 】
【The mouth is running around
front of brain]
[Bai Lu flies bravely, if anything happens he will bear it on his own]
[The above remarks only represent the personal opinions of the celebrities, please do not increase your followers, thank you]
[Sister, wouldn’t it be better if you didn’t explain it]
[To be honest, I really didn’t think much about it just now… The more I think about it now, the more I feel something is wrong…]
…
This way.
Bai Lu quickly changed the subject and asked: “You have torn me apart once, you won’t tear me up again next time, right?”
“That’s not necessarily true. The director said there is no limit to the number of times you can tear off your name tag this time.”
Xiang Long shook his head.
“Oh, that means I still have to avoid you?”
Bai Lu asked.
“right.”
Xiang Long nodded.
“Don’t worry, from this moment on, you won’t see me again today!”
Bai Lu’s little face was full of confidence, she waved her fist and said with great momentum.
“But I do hope to meet Teacher Bai Lu again.”
Xiang Long blinked, smiled evilly, and gestured to press his head sideways.
Bai Lu screamed in embarrassment at first, and then thought of the funny scene just now, and burst into laughter again.
Seeing Bai Lu’s cheerful look, Xiang Long couldn’t help but feel a fondness for her.
In his previous life, he was not interested in variety shows. He had heard of Running Man, but he didn’t know who the specific guests were and what their personalities were.
“Teacher Bai Lu, goodbye. I hope you don’t meet me again.”
Xiang Long smiled and put the name tag on Bai Lu’s back.
“Don’t worry, it won’t happen.”
Bai Lu nodded with determination.
“So sure?”
Xiang Long raised his eyebrows, a hint of mischief flashed in his eyes.
“Very sure!”
Bai Lu didn’t see the funny look in Xiang Long’s eyes and continued to speak affirmatively.
“oh–”
Xiang Long nodded with a long ending, then walked leisurely to the wall, slowly squatted down, and looked at her with a smile.
Bailu: (◎-◎;)
Bai Lu was puzzled at first, then suddenly thought of something, and pointed at Xiang Long in surprise: “Ah, you…you…”
“What’s wrong with me?”
Xiang Long asked with a wicked smile.
“How can you block the crystal resurrection point!”
Bai Lu blurted out.
“The director didn’t say not to block it either.”
Xiang Long spread his hands.
“No, what’s the point of doing this?”
Bai Lu said without hesitation: “There are so many guests outside waiting for you to tear them apart, why do you have to block me?”
“Oh – so, you want me to tear up Teacher Baby and the others?”
Xiang Long looked stunned, and then said to the camera: “Teacher Deng Chao, Teacher Li Chen, wait for me, I’m coming!”
“Ah, no, no, why do you mean I let you tear it apart!”
Bai Lu also realized that she had said something wrong, and quickly bowed to the camera and apologized: “Teachers, please don’t misunderstand, I didn’t mean that.”
Then, seeing that Xiang Long was really about to leave, he quickly stopped him: “No, wait, Xiang Long, don’t leave, come back!”
“Teacher Bai Lu, do you have any other instructions?”
Xiang Long stopped and asked with a puzzled look on his face: “I still want to follow your instructions to tear up the other teachers.”
“you……”
Seeing that Xiang Long deliberately said to follow his instructions, Bai Lu clasped her hands together angrily and helplessly, bowed and said: “Brother, I’m convinced, okay, I’m convinced! I didn’t tell you to tear up the other teachers!! ”
Seeing the scene of Bai Lu being forced to scream by Xiang Long, the audience in the live broadcast room all burst out laughing:
[It feels like Bai Lu has been completely manipulated by Xiang Long]
【If I were Bai Lu, I would have gone crazy】
[Don’t mention it, Xiang Long has quite a sense of variety shows]
[Yes, isn’t this the variety show effect? 】
[Several other guests are still looking for R coins, which is not interesting at all]
[It’s still fun to watch the big devil torture the little white rabbit…]
[The one in the front is so evil, but there is no sympathy at all – I want to see it too! 】
Art Museum.
Naturally, Xiang Long didn’t know what the audience was saying. He didn’t know Bai Lu very well after all, so he didn’t dare to joke too much. After teasing for a while, he said goodbye and left.
Watching Xiang Long leave, Bai Lu sat slumped on the ground and said tiredly to the camera:
“Great, I finally coaxed the bell messenger away, otherwise I would feel like I was really going crazy.”
Subsequently,
She asked the photographer following her: “How many more minutes do I have to wait here?”
The photographer made a ‘3’ sign.
Because Xiang Long chatted and joked with her for a while, seven minutes had passed.
“Three minutes? That passed in a while.”
Bai Lu nodded, and then vowed to the camera:
“I have made up my mind this time. I will never meet the bell messenger again. As long as I hear the sound of the bell, I will jump out.
Just run! ”
She pointed at the camera, as if sending a message to Xiang Long from a distance, with a provocative and proud look on her face:
“Hmph, Bell Messenger, this girl is the strange woman you will never catch up with!”
“Hahahahaha!”
is smiling,
She heard the distant sound of the bell outside suddenly ringing again, her face froze for a moment, and then she asked with a look of horror:
“Did you hear that the Bell Messenger is back?”
Seeing Bai Lu’s face-changing stunt, the photographer suppressed a smile and clicked the camera to show that it was indeed the bell messenger who had gone and returned.
“What the hell!”
Bai Lu shouted with a look of collapse.
There was even more laughter in the live broadcast room:
【Hahahahaha! 】
【White·Solid·Exposed】
[Bell Messenger: Xiao Bailu, you are happy too early]
[Hey, you didn’t expect it, I’m back again! 】
[Oh God, look at our poor little Bailu, how scared she is. If I know who did it, I will definitely kick that person’s ass with my pointed leather shoes]
[If I remember correctly, Bai Lu seems to be resurrected soon? 】
Amidst the excitement in the live broadcast room, the sound of the bell was getting closer and closer.
Bai Lu raised her head in despair and saw that Xiang Long had really left and returned.
“Hey, Teacher Bai Lu, what’s wrong with you?”
Seeing Bai Lusheng’s helpless look, Xiang Long suppressed a smile and asked, “Why do you look so hurt? Is someone bullying you? Tell me and I will vent your anger for you.”
“I…you…forget it.”
Bai Lu opened her mouth, then finally gave up and asked, “Why are you back again?”
Xiang Long couldn’t help laughing and almost laughed out loud. He suppressed his laughter and said:
“Oh, I came back just to ask, do you know where the others are?”
“Where are the others?”
Bai Lu shook her head: “I don’t know.”
Then, she puffed out her chest and said sternly: “Besides, even if I knew, I wouldn’t tell you. We are a running boy’s team!”
“I admire you!”
Xiang Long extended a thumb.
“snort!”
Bai Lu’s face lit up with pride.
at this time,
The PD who was in charge of timing said: “Bai Lu, your ten-minute limit has passed and you can move around freely.”
brush!
Bai Lu’s expression suddenly changed. She subconsciously looked at Xiang Long and saw that he was moving his wrist, making a “click” sound, and looking at her with a playful expression.
“wait wait wait!”
Bai Lu looked panicked and shouted quickly: “I’ll tell you the location of Sister Baby!”
Xiang Long:……
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