"little brother....."
Before Su Hang could react, a numbing voice sounded.
Su Hang was so frightened that he quickly turned down the volume for fear of attracting everyone's attention.
Looking down again,
I saw that some thinly dressed beauties had appeared on the screen, one each in three-point suits, one in black, one in white, and one in purple.
The beauties looked at Su Hang outside the screen, showing longing and seductive expressions.
The most terrible thing is that
I don’t know who the cheater came up with the bad idea. This scene seems to be moving....
The beauties twisted again and again and made bursts of deadly sounds.
"come! Be happy! Anyway, there is still a lot of time!"
"Recharge 88 and get it delivered to your door!"
"Little brother, do you want to chat? Sister will accompany you......"
Seeing this, Su Hang couldn't laugh or cry.
He has seen as many as eight hundred advertisements like this one.
Especially when the economic situation is not good this year, such advertisements are flying all over the place.
As soon as you enter, it will most likely be gambling or fraud, or some kind of fairy dance.
Thinking of this, Su Hang couldn't help but shake his head and started to make comments.
"This one looks like Mr. Mikami, but not as clear as the teacher. Bad review!"
"This figure is slightly like Mr. Hojo's, but he doesn't have the mature temperament of the teacher, which is also a bad review!"
"This one looks a little better, it seems like it just debuted, so it barely gets a rating!"
"At this level, do you want me to pay for it? Dream on you!"
After some comments, Su Hang felt better.
Looking at the Ai Crazy 15promax 2T he just bought, Su Hang couldn't help but shake his head and said:
"It seems that Ai Kuang has also fallen!"
"All these fucking ads!"
What left him speechless the most was that this picture was like a virus and could not be swiped away.
And the more you swiped, the more girls popped up on the screen.
If you were at home, it would be nothing. Such girls You can get as much as you want.
But now we are on the street and there are people around.
"Forget it, wait."
Although these advertisements are commonplace and not surprising to Suhang.
However, when these images are projected into the world of mixed martial arts, it will be a completely different scene.
Especially when several young ladies in ragged clothes When it was reflected on the light screen, people in the entire mixed martial arts world couldn't help but shudder.
In ancient times, when women dressed up and exposed their arms and calves, it was already considered debauched.
And Su Hang's pop-up advertisement , except for the most sensitive and private parts, almost everything that can be exposed was exposed.
Suddenly, Zongwu was boiling.
The sky fell.
"This, this, this! What happened to Lord Tenjin?"
"What kind of teacher did Lord Tenjin say? What does it mean?"
"Could it be that all the teachers of Lord God are also such fairies? No, it’s not a fairy, it should be an immortal!"
"Disgraceful to gentlemen! It is really insulting to gentlemen! Can you zoom in a little more?"
"Seeing this, I finally understand why people in the world have been trying to become immortals since ancient times.?"
"yes! I have to say, it’s better to be a god! I would be willing to shorten my life by thirty years if I could be with these fairies all day long!"
"But then again, what is Luoliao? What is 88 charge and door-to-door delivery? this......"
"Mr. Zhang, don’t look at it. It’s better to wipe the nosebleed first......"
"I never expected that the fairies in the sky are all dressed like this. They are so beautiful that it makes people linger!"
"Especially after the fairies called out"little brother", I felt numb all over. It didn't matter anymore. With this"little brother", I will have no regrets even if I die........"
"No wonder Marshal Tianpeng couldn't bear it back then, let alone us mortals?"...........
Song Dynasty, Peach Blossom Island.
Huang Rong looked at the sky and couldn't help but cover her face.
I saw her stamping her feet and saying angrily:
"How could Lord God do this!"
"So shameful!"
When Zhou Botong on the side saw this paragraph, he couldn't help but clapped his hands and applauded.
"Oh my God! It turns out that all the fairies in the sky look like this!"
"Incredible!"
"After returning home, the old naughty boy must practice hard and strive to become an immortal as soon as possible!"
"In the past, the old naughty boy didn't know how to cultivate immortality, but now he understands!"
The second floor of Yuelai Inn. When
Xiao Feng and Duan Yu saw the scene in front of them, their eyes widened.
Especially Duan Yu, who was just starting out in the world and had never seen such a beautiful scene before.
Suddenly, Even the heartbeat begins to speed up and the breathing becomes rapid.
"this....this....this...."
"Lord God, could he be joking with me?"
"Fairy sister! This must be the fairy sister!"
Looking at the little fairy in white on the light screen, Duan Yu instantly lost his guard and began to speak incoherently.
He grew up in the palace and received a traditional and conservative education. Where had he seen such a scene?
If Xiao Feng hadn't been present. , I am afraid that he has already spit out nosebleeds at this time.
After a moment, Xiao Feng sighed, blushed slightly and said:
"Dear brother, I think you should be more restrained."
"Lord God suddenly released this, I'm afraid it's not that simple......"
After saying that, Xiao Feng looked at the scene on the sky in the distance, then paused and continued:
"Perhaps, the reason why Lord God is like this is to test us"
"test?"
Duan Yu shook his head, feeling a little confused for a moment.
"Of course it is a test," Xiao Feng crossed his arms and placed them on his chest, and continued:
"If people in the world can withstand this test of beauty, they may have future blessings"
"If you can't stand it, you may suffer disaster."
Xiao Feng grew up in Shaolin. Although he has never been ordained as a monk, he practiced with Master Xuanku and knew all kinds of truths.
Sure enough, when
Xiao Feng said this, Duan Yu also calmed down instantly.
Yes, this beauty has no reason. , there must be hidden secrets.
If you indulge in it, it will really outweigh the gains and losses.
"The eldest brother is right, the younger brother understands!"
At this moment,
Su Hang was completely unaware of what was happening in the world of martial arts.
He continued to swipe the screen, looking for the next video.
Suddenly, the screen moved.
Another martial arts video came into view.
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