In the picture,
Haru Sanniang emerges half of her body from the pool, revealing her fair back.
Facing the Supreme Treasure, she didn't take it seriously at all.
He just lay down on the other side of the pool and said slowly,
"Just taking a break,"
Zhizunbao said strangely again,"I don't know how long a moment is?"
Chun Sanniang smiled faintly,
"It may be three to five days, or it may be thirty to fifty years. In short, I must wait until the person I am looking for leaves."
Hearing what Chun Thirty Years said, how could Zhizunbao, the leader of the Ax Gang, be able to bear it? If you say you'll wait, you'll wait, if you say you'll stay, you'll stay. Then what am I, the leader of the gang?
If I can even deal with you, a goblin. No, how can those brothers outside obey me?
Thinking of this, Zhizunbao immediately stood up without hesitation and pulled out the ax from his waist.
Unexpectedly, the force was too great, and he even pulled off his pants at this time.
The Spring Thirty-year-old girl's beauty instantly faded,
"what are you doing!"
Zhizunbao lifted up his pants as if nothing happened.
"Wear pants after you are a kid!"
"What! Are you peeing here?"
Zhizunbao smiled again, this time he held the ax tightly.
"nonsense! Otherwise, where would you come from such a big tank of water to take a bath?"
Seeing this scene in front of me, the entire mixed martial arts world burst into laughter again.
If the second master is so wretched that it makes people laugh, then the supreme treasure played by Mr. Xing in front of him is all over his body. The drama is obviously a level higher than that of the second master.
Whether it is scolding the little yellow dog or talking to Chun Sansanniang, these words all reveal the supreme treasure and core positioning.
For a time, the audience from all dynasties also Unable to hold back, they all started laughing and joking.
"Hahaha! This Supreme Treasure is so interesting!"
"You used too much force and even pulled down your pants?"
"I have to say that the gang leader is really thick-skinned, and he can still remain calm despite this!"
"You don't understand, you must never show your timidity in front of the servants, otherwise the Ax Gang will be doomed!"
"It seems that the gang leader is still not afraid of Chun Sanniang for a while?"
"It seems that Chun Sanniang is confirmed as the leader of the gang, and she actually plans to stay there for thirty to fifty years?"
"interesting! Really interesting! I have never seen such an interesting show in all these years!"
In the picture, Zhizunbao finally took out the ax from his crotch and showed off his power to Chun Sanniang,
"I said, I'm afraid you won't live that long and have to wait until the person you want to meet!"
However, what made everyone laugh this time was that the gang leader Zhizunbao's pants fell down again.
Due to the seven-injury punch, Zhizunbao's cross-eyed eyes were already obvious at this time.
With his vision affected, he could not see clearly ahead. and his feet.
Finally, he tripped over his fallen pants again and fell into the pool.
In the pool, Haru Sansanniang smiled faintly, with a murderous look in her eyes.
Seeing this, the bandits rushed up.
However, Chun Sanniang was easily repelled. She only stirred up a wave of water, and everyone was instantly ejected.
But even so, Supreme Treasure still did not admit defeat.
"How could it be so easy to kill me? Ask my brothers first!"
But when I looked back, I saw where were the brothers behind me?
The brothers had already been led by the second master, holding up the copper coins obediently and kneeling aside.
When Zhizunbao saw each of the guys failing to live up to their expectations, he was instantly furious.
But no matter how he beat and insulted him, the bandits in Wuyue Mountain remained kneeling on the ground, motionless, and kept saying that the heroine had spared their lives.
Chun Sanniang put on her clothes and looked at the Supreme Treasure in front of her who refused to yield. Smile lightly,
"I didn’t expect you to be quite brave......"
However, in the next second, an unexpected scene happened.
Zhizunbao suddenly knelt down in front of everyone.
When he knelt down, Chun Sanniang didn't think anything was wrong. On the contrary, the other bandits on the side were frightened.
Seeing this scene, barrages flew across the entire page again
"Ha ha! When I saw this paragraph, I really didn’t expect it!"
"Finally, under the power of Chun Sansanniang, the gang leader succumbed......"
"Did you see that the moment the gang leader knelt down, the second leader was the most shocked, he was almost stunned!"
"A man is a man who can bend and stretch, and there is absolutely no problem in doing so!"
"As the leader of the bandits, the leader of the Ax Gang knelt down like this. It seems that it will be difficult for this gang leader in the future."
"I have to say that Chun Sanniang looks even better after taking off her makeup, especially her figure, which is absolutely beautiful."
"yes! I was young and didn't know much about traveling to the West, so I spent a little time watching monkeys."
At the same time, inside the Yuelai Inn,
Xiao Feng and Duan Yu couldn't stop laughing when they saw this paragraph.
It has to be said that every word of what Zhizunbao did made people laugh.
Especially It was the scene where he tripped over his own pants and fell into the pool that made everyone laugh.
Xiao Feng filled a bowl of wine for himself and drank it all in one gulp.
He looked at the light curtain in the sky and couldn't help but generously said:
"This is my first time meeting you, brother. I never thought there was such a person as Zhizunbao......."
"Although this gang leader is not very good at martial arts, he is really interesting!"
"I just don’t know how they are so greedy for life and afraid of death. How do they rob in daily life?"
Hearing this, Duan Yu also smiled lightly and said calmly:
"Naturally, you would not dare to rob a government official or a wealthy family."
"But it is not difficult to bully passers-by."
"It seems that this so-called Ax Gang is just a small, unpopular gang......"
After saying this, Duan Yu paused slightly.
"My younger brother didn't expect that this little gang could be so interesting."
"I just don’t know if this gang leader will have a relationship with Spring Sansanniang?"
Although the plot is less than half, Duan Yu can't help but look forward to it.
After all, Duan Yu is only in his twenties at this time, and all he thinks about is the fairy sister.
In addition, he has been ghosted by previous people. Under the influence of love, I always felt that something would happen if a handsome man and a beautiful woman were together.
But then the scene changed again, which was completely beyond Duan Yu's expectation.
After Supreme Treasure surrendered, Chun Sansanniang finally issued her first order Order.
She asked everyone to lie on the ground and check the soles of their feet one by one.
However, after looking for a while, she did not find the person she was looking for.
And during this process,
Zhizunbao did not forget to tease the second master and Chun Sanniang. Ichiban,
"Fortunately, I was checking the soles of my feet and not my butt."
"There are so many prickly heat on your butt. Maybe she said your butt is unclean and she should cut it off."
"There are other places on the body where the hair is more lush,"
"How about it? Does it make you feel itchy?"
It wasn't until Chun Sanniang plucked out a handful of hair that the Supreme Treasure calmed down a little.
Seeing this scene,
Wanwan smiled again in the Yinkui Sect and almost burst into tears.
She never expected that it turned out that The drama between the immortals in the sky can be so interesting.
Especially the gang leader Zhizunbao. Every time she sees him, Wanwan can't help but burst into laughter.
Especially the conversation between him and Chun Sansanniang about body hair makes her even more amused. Wanwan felt embarrassed and laughed at the same time
"No more! Wanwa really can't survive!"
"How can there be such funny people in this world?......"
"At this juncture, he still has the intention to tease Chun Sanniang?"
It's this kind of temperament that Wanwan appreciates.
Even when you face a much stronger opponent, you don't panic at all.
You can even spot the opportunity and take advantage.
In the midst of Wanwan's laughter, the scene next Turning again, after Chun Thirty Years' inspection, he issued his second order.
This order is very simple to mention, that is, everyone is asked to check the pedestrians going down Wuyue Mountain.
Anyone who finds three moles on the soles of their feet , inform her immediately.
After saying that, Chun Sanniang turned and left.
Naturally, she had an ulterior purpose in coming to Wuyue Mountain this time.
As for what this purpose was, the group of bandits in front of her were naturally not qualified to know.
Right now, I still need this group of people to help me with work, so it is not the time to kill them.
This is also the reason why Chun Sanniang was ridiculed but did not kill the Supreme Treasure.
But looking at the other side, the situation is completely different.
Wait until Chun Sanniang After leaving, everyone was even more angry.
When did the majestic Ax Gang of Wuyue Mountain reduce to the point where a woman has the final say?
Zhizunbao patted his thigh and said naturally:
"Since you can't beat the bright one, let's do something dark!" (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
"After tonight, get some Five Poison Ecstasy incense for her to taste, cum first and then kill her!"
Hearing this, the second master immediately gave a thumbs up,
"What a plan!"
The gang leader took a step back, held down the second leader's shoulders, and said with ease:
"You think it’s good too, right?"
"Then I’ll leave this task to you!"
Second Master:"......."
Immediately, the scene changed again.
The second leader was so unlucky that he was once again coerced by the gang leader and used as a human shield.
In the light curtain, the second master held a lantern in one hand and a knife in the other, quietly heading towards Chun Sansanniang's room.
He gently approached the window, took out a bamboo cigarette from his sleeve, and blew in a stream of blue smoke.
At the same time, the gang leader Zhizunbao fell asleep in the room and had a dream.
In the dream, he came to a place called Shuiliandong. Deep in the Shuiliandong, there seemed to be a golden hoop.
A distant voice said solemnly:"You are back....."[]
Just when Zhizunbao wanted to ask clearly, he heard a noise coming from outside.
Listening carefully, there seemed to be an exclamation from the second master in the noise.
Zhizunbao looked overjoyed and stood on his head.
"Finally killed that bitch, right?"
The Supreme Treasure's words were spoken, but there was no response.
Just a moment later, in a burst of white mist, the second master was seen running in a panic.
The second master shouted loudly as he ran:"Spider!"
When the Supreme Treasure heard this, he didn't think it was anything.
What's so scary about spiders? Where on the Five Mountains are there not spiders?
He was about to ask, but saw that the second master had already ran over, muttering to himself:
"What a big one!"
Until then, the Supreme Treasure looked up and saw a huge pillar in front of him.
This spider was as big as a house, with eight legs flying in the air. It seemed to have discovered the Supreme Treasure and chased him.
Seeing this, Zhizunbao immediately activated his escape mode. After some twists and turns, he thought he had escaped the spider's pursuit, but unexpectedly he fell into the spider's web. Seeing the spider swooping down, it was about to disembowel itself, but the blind man rushed in from behind. came out.
At this time, the second master picked up the spider and ran away in a hurry.
Seeing this scene, there was a burst of unstoppable laughter in the entire Beiliang Palace.
Qingniao covered his mouth and laughed so hard that his face turned red. , until the Supreme Treasure was interesting, but I didn’t expect it to be so interesting.
"`.Is this the case every time a task is assigned?"
"Do you always let the second-in-command take the lead?"
"If you can't beat the obvious one, you can't beat the dark one."
Not only the blue bird, but also the ginger paste and sweet potato on the side were trembling for a while and laughing non-stop.
On the screen, after I helped the leader Zhizunbao arrange the task, he knelt down directly to the second master.
Then Zhizunbao started He walked upside down and even fell into a manure pit.
The blue bird smiled slightly,
"Qingniao has been in the world for so many years, but he has never seen such an interesting gang......."
Hongshu nodded, paused slightly and said:
"Yes, it seems that the gangs are not all fighting openly and secretly, fighting and killing each other."
"This Supreme Treasure and the Second Master are very interesting."
On the other side, when he saw the Supreme Treasure being chased by a spider, Lao Huang was slightly startled and couldn't believe it for a moment.
It must be said that the spider on the picture was so big that it was obviously beyond the ordinary size.
Think carefully. After a while, Lao Huang suddenly realized,
"Could this spider be Chun Sanniang?"
"She is a monster! It's a spider spirit!"
Once he saw a monster, Lao Huang was shocked and speechless for a long time.
He took a step forward, looked at the spider on the light screen, and couldn't help but murmur to himself,
"Monster, is this a monster?"
"Unbelievable......Unbelievable....."
"It seems that the rumored monster can transform into a human form after some practice, which is indeed true!"
It has to be said that seeing Chun Sanniang turn into a spider, Lao Huang's eyes were opened.
After all, in the current world of Jiuzhou, monsters are still very rare.
At the same time,
Xu Fengnian saw At this scene, he burst out laughing.
He spread his hands and said helplessly:
"It seems like the second boss messed up again?"
"This guy....It’s true that there is more than enough success and more than failure!"
Only Xu Weixiong remained awake and commented calmly:
"Although she has cultivated a human body, her origin is actually a spider"
"This kind of thing is most sensitive to smoke. No wonder it suddenly showed its original shape......"
"It has to be locked, these guys are really smart and know how to attack with fire."
Immediately, the scene changed again.
After a noisy fight, Chun Sansanniang finally escaped everyone's pursuit.
However, due to some strange combination of circumstances, the gang leader Zhizunbao was trapped in a sack. Inside, it was crawling everywhere.
When everyone saw the sack crawling in front of them, they thought the spider had been caught.
So without saying anything, they went up and beat them violently.
At any time, countless fists, kicks and sticks greeted him. On the body, the gang leader burst out with shrill screams.
Seeing this scene, the second leader seemed to find it not satisfying at all, so he quickly shouted back everyone and lit the sack directly with a torch.
In the picture, the Supreme Treasure had been beaten unconscious Lying in the sack, he suddenly screamed.
After everyone heard the familiar voice, they were surprised to find that it turned out that the person in the sack was not a spider at all, but the gang leader.
But the fire was too strong at this time, and it burned to the crotch in an instant.
Wuyue Mountain is located in a desert and is already short of water. Seeing the fire getting bigger and bigger, the second brother is in danger.
Just when everyone didn't know what to do, the second master threw down his ax and stood up.
On the screen, the second master Let the Supreme Treasure lie down, then jump up and stomp on it.
Each foot stepped on the crotch of the Supreme Treasure with full force.
With endless bursts of popping sounds, the fire in the crotch of the Supreme Treasure was finally extinguished..At this time, netizens saw this joyful scene on the sky screen and went crazy with joy.
"Hahaha! A classic scene! It’s so nostalgic to think about it!"
"At the time, I thought it was all for fun, but then the same thing happened and I tried it, and it really worked!"
"Fortunately, the second brother of the gang leader is very lucky. Is it okay if the second leader is stepping on him like this?"
"Seeing this, I couldn't help but wonder, is the second master deliberately seeking revenge?"
"I have to say, every time I watch Otaku's Journey to the West, when I see this place, I always have to pause for a few seconds and savor the taste."
"The leader of the gang just cheated the second master, and now he is going back to the trap. This way it can be considered even!"
"Hahaha.....The second boss just left with the spider on his back......."
"To put out a fire, it's only effective if you keep it like this and step on it."
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