XXXX year X month X day! Here is Blue Star, the third planet of the solar system in the Milky Way in the First Parallel Universe Supercluster, and one of the permanent members of the Blue Star United Nations Organization Dragon Kingdom.
In the territory of the Dragon Kingdom, there is a beautiful city - Huadu.
At this time, in a small house on the edge of Huadu, a handsome and dashing young man was squatting in the toilet and plotting to do something big.
"Emma, I'll go! "
No, little master, I've cut so many knives!" Why can't this broken thing be cut down! ...... Well? "
Gan, it's too TM pit people!"
Qian Shouyue held his mobile phone and looked at the 99.99% progress on the screen with a flushed face!!
"Ding-ding! You have triggered the jackpot! - The probability of machete success increased to 100%!
"Dingding, your lucky points surpass 99% of the people in the area!"
"Ding-ding! ...... It is expected that if you invite another friend, you can successfully cut this product! "
Qian Shouyue:"............"⊂[┐'_'┌]⊃
Looking at the messages displayed at the top of the screen, Qian Shouyue's face was very dark, and he called me a ghost in his heart!
This is the fifth time he has seen similar news, and for this he has pulled an unknown number of people back and forth!
Relatives and friends all pulled up, and even ran to the class group to ask the classmates to help take a look! Stunned, he cut nearly seventy knives back and forth!
More than seventy knives! A PSP of more than four hundred dollars, cut more than seventy knives stunned, did not cut down!
Just Qian Shouyue's violent temper, this angry, directly put on this thing, swear not to stop!
He swore here that even if a super beauty appeared in front of him today, or a hundred million fell from the sky, if he didn't cut this thing down, he wouldn't get anything!
So, Qian Shouyue quickly switched the backstage, opened Weiyan, and called with a good friend's Weiyan call.
After that, the voice call beeped for more than ten seconds, and then it was connected. Then, a low male voice sounded.
"Hey! Oh, it's confinement you! Say, what is the matter with me as a Father? "
“............ I'll go you a banana pineapple cantaloupe! ...... Dog, did you help me slash on top of Pinxi ten minutes ago? I haven't seen your news here!
"Hah! What's the thing? Which thing?
"That PSP I cut!" Senshogetsu replied.
“emmm...... Oh ~ yes! Isn't that the little thing you sent in the group?! ...... Eh~~! Confinement, it's not me who said ah~ for the father to advise you, this software can not be trusted!
"If you talk to me like this again, you'll take care of tomorrow's lunch!"
"Eh ......"Σ(ŎдŎ|||) ノノ
"Bridge bean sack! Confined...... Wrong! Dad, I was wrong! The dog quickly apologized.
"Hmph! That's pretty much it! "
Then again... Ay! No, confinement. Isn't it just a PSP? As for such a big move? My brother was pulled by you and slashed!
"You even sent it to the squad to ask for a machete, not afraid that the old class and his doglegs would grab your handle and attack you?"
"Afraid of a chicken? He and I are brothers, I call him brother, he calls me brother! The two drank wine and worshiped the brother of the handle! Ten minutes ago, I pulled him to help me chop a few knives! As far as my iron relationship with him, if I go to class tomorrow, at most, I will be complained about by him in his class, which is no big deal.
"As for the class president and class representatives to them, let alone bird them! They don't dare to me, they don't have the guts! Unless they want to make a name for themselves in school. "
Boom! That's really what you can say! ...... Cow, cow!
"That is, the black history of several of them is in my hands!" Eh no, I'll tell you ha, the squad leader is this person... When I was a child~~............"
(A certain Tivat is very good at chatting with Shinjun: ???
"No, no, by you doing this, the problem is far away!" Hurry up, then again, did you help me chop a knife! Qian Shouyue abruptly returned to the topic and asked.
“emmmm...... That ~ uh uh, it seems... No, right? "The person on the phone (o'ω'o)? Reply.
Qian Shouyue was stunned for a few seconds, and then revealed an "extremely harmonious smile". At the same time, the dog on the other side of the phone inexplicably felt a chill in his back.
I saw Qian Shouyue silently wash his hands, adjust his voice, and said kindly: "Eh! My doggy brother? "
Why didn't you cut me a knife?"
"I'm lazy, too lazy to cut." (´`;)
Senshogetsu: ".................." (o'ω'o)??
Qian Shouyue was stunned for a few seconds, and then spoke: "It's just too lazy to cut, is there no other reason?" (✘_✘)
"No, it's that simple. Is it swollen? Listening ( ̄ω ̄)
to his explanation, Qian Shouyue inexplicably felt the urge to castrate this guy in her heart.
(*・ω・)✄╰ひ╯ (cut him little JJ)
"This way! I get it! I know! Okay,. "
That's right! We are close and good friends, good brothers! Right,? Qian Shouyue was silent for a while, but Leng Buding suddenly asked out loud.
The dog was stunned for two seconds, not knowing why Senshoyue would suddenly ask such an idiotic question, but he didn't think much about it, and still answered.
"Oops! Does this still need to be said? Absolutely!
"We're brothers, right, since that's the case! As a brother, want to ask you a question, you solve the answer, how?
"Ask me a question? This is okay! "
Okay, then I'll start asking."
"Wait! Confinement, you stop! The question you asked, is it serious, serious?
"It's a serious question, it's serious! And only you can make a choice, no one else can make it!
"Okay, you say! What a question! You actually want confinement that you elementary school bully me to solve? "੭ ᐕ)੭*⁾⁾
Senshogetsu: "....................." (¬_¬)"
Then I said. Bob has a friend, and the two are good brothers. One day, Bob was fighting a machete online at home, and as a result, he cut a lot of knives, and he was almost successful!
So Xiao Ming called his brother and asked him for help, but his brother he was disobedient, and the answer was that he was too lazy and didn't want to move at all, what should Xiao Ming do for this kind of disobedient brother?
Option A: Directly him alone, and ask him to have a meal when he goes to school tomorrow [Nine Days Thunder Feet Landing]............" "
B, B! I choose option B............! The dog on the other side of the phone said hurriedly.
"No,. I'm not done yet! -
Option B: Solo happiness is not as good as everyone's happiness, and join other good friends to let him know what is called "social beating";
Option C: Humanity is great, compassion is strong! Give him another chance to rehabilitate him! Be human again! "
Dog: ".................."
(Dog's heart: I suspect that you are trying to trick me!) ( '-' )ノ)'-'
))"Dog, you just chose B, right? Right? Senshogetsu asked.
"I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense!" The dog with a strong desire for survival immediately came to deny three times.
"Then your choice is...?" asked Senshogetsu, the tail trailing for a long time.
“C,C,C! I choose option C! The dog did not hesitate in the slightest, and directly replied immediately.
"Well, your answer is option C! So you understand the problem!
"I, I understand!" (Sweat DC...)
"Understood, huh! So do you understand what to do?
"Understood, huh! ——Now, immediately, immediately, give Lao Tzu a slash to help me! Qian Shouyue said, his tone getting more and more irritable! Angry!! ٩(╬ఠдఠ)و
"It's tomorrow to eat me a slap [Nine Days of Thunder Feet Landing]; Or from [the beating of society]; Or maybe it's time to help me chop a knife! How to choose, you will see for yourself! Qian
Shouyue said with an evil smile to the dog on the phone, and his hand gradually clenched into a claw.
Dog: "!!!! ∑ (❍ฺд❍ฺlll)
"I know, I know! I'll go now, and I'll fight now! ............ Really, convinced you. The dog wiped a handful of sweat on the other side of the phone.
His brother is good at everything, but sometimes he is very stubborn, and when it is serious, he is a donkey, and ten people can't pull it back.
Now his brother's situation is obviously crazy, and he can't save it, unless he can cut this thing down.
But the problem is, this... Is it easy?
There was a anchor with more than 60,000 male soldiers before, and he was stunned that he didn't cut down a massage chair. Now in the situation of Qian Shouyue, the dog thinks that he is eighty percent, no, it is nine percent and nine can't cut down.
Forget it, just help him. So he picked up his mobile phone, copied the number given by Senshoyue, and boarded the Fight Eve............
At this moment, Qian Shouyue, who was squatting in the toilet, was anxiously waiting for news....
"Dingding, hello, your friend (I'm Kamisato Ayaka's dog) has logged in and slashed the user (Takayama Fox, Yae and I)..."
"Dingding, Dingxi personally predicted, and invited two people to succeed!"
"........................"
Senshogetsu: "@#¥~%&**......
" "Aaaa ...... I'll XXX go to you for a fight, XXXX! Unscrupulous profiteers! All TM is a lie..."
"What brother chops and slashes! Gan..." Looking at the eye-catching "Brother, I'll help you chop a knife" sign at the top of the screen, Qian Shouyue complained.
"What, if it's really a brother, then you will stab me!" Well? Qian Shouyue was already so angry that his eyes were burning and cursed angrily at the mobile phone screen.
After venting a little, he finally made him feel a little angry, and the whole person was much better. After calming down, he wondered if he should go to the consumer association to report it, otherwise he really couldn't cut it.
So put the phone on the sink and got ready to get up and flush the toilet....
He didn't know that the angry words he had just said had become a reality in the next step.
Just as Chishogetsu was flushing the toilet, he suddenly saw an extremely strange light from the mobile phone on the washstand.
Puzzled, he picked up his mobile phone and looked at it, the interface of the mobile phone became extremely strange, and everything was extremely distorted.
Immediately afterwards, a vortex suddenly appeared, and then, an ancient ingot knife flew out of it, flew directly out of the mobile phone screen, and slashed towards him!
Confused and shocked, Chishoyue vaguely saw the big white characters on her mobile phone at the last moment -
[Hello, brother! ] - Goodbye!
Immediately, the knife fell straight towards Senshogetsu. Qian Shouyue complained in his heart: I @#¥~%&**....
And Senshoyue's eyes darkened after that, and he completely fainted.
At the same time, a string of words appeared on the screen of Qian Shouyue's mobile phone, and carefully read the content: (Wuhu~!) This month's drop performance is finally complete! )
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