People in Douluo , Unlimited Sims

Chapter 146: Jade big anus who drilled the dog hole and returned to the academy

Yu Xiaoan covered her bleeding ears, and then looked at Bibi Dong holding a sharp knife in the center of the hall. Her eyes widened in an instant, her face full of disbelief.

Yu Xiaoan couldn't believe it from the bottom of his heart that Bibi Dong would actually take action against him. He didn't know that he was in an illusion now.

The reason why the master dared to go to Wuhun City to find Bibi Dong was because he was sure that Bibi Dong still missed his old relationship. Even if he would not accommodate him and tell him the method of cultivating twin martial souls, at least he would not kill himself.

This is also the greatest confidence in his heart.

It's a pity that all this has been noticed by Su Xing who is hiding in the dark.

"Bibi Dong...you...are ruthless and ruthless." Yu Xiaoan looked at the woman in front of her coldly and thought to herself, these twenty years have really changed her, she has become ruthless and ruthless.

Now, she is no longer the same person as before.

"I asked you to pick up your ears and eat them, didn't you hear?" In the fantasy, Bibi Dong held up a dagger and approached Yu's anus, which made him tremble uncontrollably.

"Okay...ok...I'll eat, I'll eat. Please don't kill me!"

Yu Xiaoan quickly picked up her own ear from the ground, wolfed it down, and wailed with fear on her face.

"Come here, throw this man who stole the Pope's decree and pretended to be the elder of Wuhun Palace out of Wuhun City." In the illusion, Bibi Dong shouted coldly.

Hearing this, the Wuhun Templar Knight outside the door quickly opened the door, and after a respectful response, he picked up Yu Xiaoan and threw it out of the Pope's Palace.

Yu Xiaoan looked at the Wuhun Templar Knights in front of him. He gently covered his ears. Thinking of what Bibi Dong had done to him just now, he was so angry that his lungs were about to explode. He wanted to take advantage of

As the elder of Wuhun Palace, he spread his resentment on these palace-protecting knights.

"Damn it, you bastards, I am the elder of Wuhun Palace, the son of the patriarch of the Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus family of the Third Sect, and the number one theory master in Douluo Continent. How dare you do this to me? Believe it or not, I asked my disciple Tang San

Come and kill you all!" Yu Xiaoan cursed angrily.

As soon as Yu Xiaoan finished speaking, he slapped him several times. One of the Spirit Templar Knights scolded: "Damn it, you, a great spirit master who is less than level 30, dare to pretend to be one of us."

Elder of Wuhun Palace, do you have to find the right place to show off? See if I don’t beat you to death."

After another beating and kicking, Yu Xiaoan's entire face was swollen and she looked like she had been stung by a bee. She looked like she had gained at least several dozen pounds.

"Be gentle, don't beat this guy to death. I haven't even started yet, so I'm going to give him a few slaps." One of the Spirit Templar Knights came over and said, "Intercede."

"What are you afraid of? Can't we just treat him while fighting?" replied the knight who hit him hardest.

"Ah...ah...ah..."

There was another round of punches and kicks, one of the knights treated him, and the others lined up to take turns taking turns, beating him terribly.

Although all of this is in a fantasy world, in the real world, Yu Xiaoan, who is unconscious at the moment, is also beaten, because Su Xing is beating him and treating him at the same time.

After a long time, the illusion disappeared, and Yu Xiaoan woke up quietly in the wild.

He was so confused that he wanted to rub his eyes, but as soon as his hand touched his face, heartbreaking pain swept over him. The pain made him want to scream, but he just opened his mouth.

, a mouthful of bright red blood spurted out.

Another burst of severe pain came over.

"Cuckoo"

My stomach suddenly made a strange noise.

At this time, Yu Xiaoan remembered that he had rushed to Wuhun City overnight for Tang San, and he didn't even have food or water. He just wanted to take out some food from the soul guide to satisfy his hunger.

However, he found that not only the soul guide was missing, but also the papal decree given to him by Tang Hao was also missing. In his memory, it should have been taken away by people from Wuhun Palace.

"Damn it, there's still my theory of invincibility in there." Yu Xiaoan had a sullen face, tilted her head, and said with regret.

"Ouch..."

Several sounds similar to those of apes were heard.

"No, this voice can't be ape, can it?" After hearing this voice, Yu Xiaoan's face suddenly turned pale. This is a kind of soul beast with an extremely bad reputation. This kind of ape-like soul beast

Although their level is not high, they are social animals and are good at fighting in groups. They are only interested in human men.

The next second, a group of apes crawled out of the woods.

"No...no..." Yu Xiaoan looked frightened, covering her buttocks with both hands, trying to make a final struggle.

However, the more Yu Xiaoan resisted, the more excited the group of apes became. Then, they swarmed up and threw Yu Xiaoan to the ground. They took out their fist-thick Ruyi golden cudgels and pointed them at his

Brutally...

"ah!

!”

The master's eyes suddenly burst, and his small jade anus turned into a big jade anus. It can be said that he could not survive but could not die.

…………

Tiandou City.

A week passed quickly, and the first six rounds of the qualifiers for the Continental Senior Soul Master Elite Competition were successfully completed. Among them, Shrek Academy also struggled to complete six wins.

In a corner of the Tiandou Great Fighting Spirit Arena.

Shi Nian, who was wearing a white Canghui Academy uniform, had a gloomy look in his eyes. They did not expect that Shrek Academy would not only qualify, but also defeat the Elephant Team.

The goal this time was to lead Canghui College to the promotion round and the finals. If Shrek College were allowed to win like this, they would definitely have no chance of qualifying.

So, Shi Nian put his hands behind his back, glanced at the seven idiots under his command, and said with relief: "You don't need to think too much, just perform well in the second round. Now that the Elephant Armor Team has been completely wiped out, Shi Lai

I will take care of it at Kexue."

As soon as Shi Nian said these words, the entire Canghui Academy students immediately became energetic. They knew Shi Nian's methods very well, and a strange smile suddenly appeared on their faces.

Shrek Academy, Dugu Bo's residence.

This is a quiet little courtyard backed by a forest and facing a small river.

After Tang San obtained the fourth spirit ring in the Sunset Forest, he made Dugu Bo serve as the honorary elder of Shrek Academy just like in the original work. In order to make it easier for Tang San to detoxify Dugu Yan, Dugu Bo temporarily lived there.

Shrek Academy.

After Tang San learned that his Eight Spider Soul Bones could devour the life force and soul power of others to improve their cultivation, he came here directly as soon as he returned to the academy with evil intentions.

"Old Poison, Old Poison, are you there?" Tang San called.

"Little monster, don't yell. I like silence." Dugu Bo's lazy and old voice sounded in the room.

In the house, Dugu Bo slowly stood up, yawned, opened the door gently, and said: "Little monster, why did you come to me? You don't want me to help you assassinate someone again, do you? Then I can tell you

You, you have found the wrong person."

Tang San shook his head and said: "Old Poison, don't worry, I didn't come to you this time to ask you to kill people for me. Didn't I give your granddaughter the antidote to the poison last time? I asked you to find a quickie for her.

With a suitable soul bone, she can completely remove the snake venom from her body by introducing all the toxins into the soul bone. I wonder if you have found a suitable soul bone?"

"Hey..." Dugu Bo sighed, his face darkened, and he said helplessly: "It's so easy to find things like soul bones. I've been worried about this recently."

Hearing this, Tang San was secretly happy and said: "Old Poison, I came to see you this time because I have a new treatment method, that is, I will use the Eight Spider Soul Bones to suck out the accumulated snake venom from your body."

"What? Are you telling the truth? Can the Eight Spider Soul Bones be used like this?" Dugu Bo looked in disbelief.

Tang San smiled and said: "Old Poison, you are still a Titled Douluo and you don't even know this. If you don't believe it, I can try it on you first."

Tang San is not so kind. Now he just wants to absorb the vitality and soul power from other people's bodies to increase his own cultivation. Now he has begun to do whatever it takes to get power.

…………

A few days later, Tiandou City.

A middle-aged man in rags and rags appeared at the gate of Shrek Academy. His whole body was filled with a pungent smell of urine.

At this time, Yu Xiaoan hated Bibi Dong in her heart. He hated Bibi Dong for not only not telling him how to cultivate the twin martial arts, but also for cutting off one of his ears with his own hands and taking back the papal decree given to him by Tang Hao.

Yu Da'an himself did not expect that the soul beast that he had studied all his life would be studied in turn by the soul beast in the end.

"Bibi Dong, one day, I will destroy your Spirit Hall with my own hands." Yu Xiaoan's eyes looked a little scary, like a devil from hell.

As soon as Yu Xiaoan walked to the gate of Shrek Academy, she was stopped by the young man guarding the gate, "Hey, what do you do? Where can a beggar like you come? Get out of here.

open!"

Yu Xiao's anus had been beaten so badly that he looked like a beggar, and his whole body was dirty. The concierge looked at him with a bit of disdain.

Hearing this, Yu Xiaoan frowned and said, "Open your dog eyes and see clearly. I am Yu Xiaoan, the vice president of Shrek Academy and a master of mainland theory."

The concierge was stunned, pointing to the photo of Jade's small anus on the door and teacher's column, and said in a sinister tone: "Open your dog eyes and see clearly. This is Master Jade. Is he as fat as you?"

Yu Xiaoan's entire face was swollen, and she looked completely different from before.

"You are Yu Xiaoan, then I am still Flanders. You stinking beggar, if you know your instincts, leave here as soon as possible, otherwise, I will beat you out." The concierge said, rubbing his hands.

"You...you..." Yu Xiaoan was so angry that he was out of breath. He hadn't eaten for many days, and then he was besieged by Heyuan. He was so exhausted that he could no longer use his soul power.

.

If he doesn't return to the academy, he will probably starve to death.

So, Yu Xiaoan quietly walked around Shrek Academy. It has to be said that Huangtian paid off. Yu Xiaoan found an unguarded place where she could enter the academy.

Dog hole!

Places like dog holes are usually built for small animals to pass through. Seeing this square hole, which is not too big or too small, he hesitated. If his majestic master drilled a dog hole and let others see it, what would happen?

Wouldn’t he be laughed out of his wits?

"Cuckoo"

Her stomach growled inexplicably again, thinking that she was about to starve to death, and thinking that she still had Tang San as a disciple, Yu Xiaoan was still ready to dig into a dog hole. After all, a man could bend and stretch, so a mere dog hole was nothing.

Immediately afterwards, Yu Xiaoan curled up and drilled into the dog hole. Compared with the human body, this hole was still very narrow. At the same time, there were some dog feces in it, which made Yu Xiaoan completely smoked.

Can't open my eyes.

Moreover, he was stuck in the middle several times, unable to get in or get out. In order to pass through the dog hole smoothly, Yu Xiaoan used up the last bit of his soul power and used his martial spirit Luo Sanpao.

Summoned.

Luo Sanpao tried his best to thrust Yu Xiaoan's anus from behind. After many efforts, Yu Xiaoan finally got through smoothly.

With her soul power exhausted, Yu Xiaoan finally fainted.

A few hours later.

"Xiao An, get up and take some medicine." Yu Xiao An was drowsy, and suddenly a woman's voice called in her ear.

Hearing this, Yu Xiaoan slowly opened her eyes and found a young woman sitting beside the bed. She was crying and holding a bowl of hot soup, with a strange light shining in her eyes: "Xiao An, eat this

Take the medicine and your injury won’t hurt anymore.”

"Erlong, I'm hungry...I don't want to take medicine. I want food, I want to eat..." Yu Xiaoan pushed away the medicine in Liu Erlong's hand and said stubbornly.

So, Liu Erlong brought a large table of wine and food to Yu Xiaoan.

Seeing this, Yu Xiaoan stood up from the bed, like a starving ghost reincarnated, holding the bone frame of a stick and started chewing on it. Flanders who was watching on the side was also stunned.

"Xiao An, don't be in a hurry. You eat slowly. Remember to drink the medicine after eating. After drinking the medicine, your body will not hurt." Liu Erlong brought another roast chicken from the kitchen, his pale and pretty face full of expressions.

Feeling distressed.

Hearing this, Yu Xiaoan finally couldn't help it anymore, tears burst out from the corners of her eyes, and she threw herself on Liu Erlong's chest and cried. He felt that Liu Erlong was better now, at least this female dragon would not cut off his ears.

"Xiao An, what do you look like when a grown man cries? What have you experienced? Why did you become like this? Who on earth harmed you like this? Tell me, Sister Erlong and I will vent our anger for you.

"Flanders felt very unhappy when he saw Yu Xiaoan's inhuman appearance.

As soon as Flender finished speaking, Liu Erlong, who was holding Yu Xiaoan's pig head, said angrily: "Huh, Boss Fu, aren't you asking questions knowingly? Who else could it be? Xiaoan just went to Wuhun City to find that one.

You bitch, that's why you were made like this."

"Bibi Dong, I'm going to kill you." After saying that, Liu Erlong stood up and left.

Seeing this, Flender hurriedly stepped forward, grabbed Liu Erlong's arm, and reminded: "Erlong, don't be impulsive, Bibi Dong is a titled Douluo."

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