People in Fengxian: Put on hair wax and become the boss

At that time,

The time has come to about eight o'clock,

Lu Yu was half-lying on the sofa, scrolling through short videos on his mobile phone, and making a few smirks from time to time.

Tong Tong this time,

I didn't watch a short video with me,

Instead, she sat on a small blanket next to the sofa, playing with the toys that Su Xuexin bought for her.

Inside these toys,

Her favorite thing is the set of cooking toys,

There are mini pots, mini stoves, mini kitchen knives, small shovels, small plates, etc., which can fully meet the fun of children who like to cook.

Children can play,

She found some clay,

Take this clay as a vegetable,

Use a small kitchen knife to cut it off little by little,

Then throw it into the pan and stir-fry,

After frying,

And he brought it out on a plate,

Put it aside,

Then move on to stir-fry the next dish.

Looking at her serious appearance of pretending to stir-fry,

The audience's attention was slowly diverted, and the smile of the aunt appeared on their faces again.

"Dad, what else do you want to eat, I'll cook it for you!"

Tong Tong said.

Lu Yu swiped his mobile phone,

replied nonchalantly,

"Fry me a fingernail again. "

"Deep-fried fingernail caps? Uh, well, this dish sounds weird!"

Tong Tong muttered,

So I started to fry my fingernails there again.

I saw Tong Tong pretending to light a fire on the stove with a serious face, and after lighting the fire, he picked up the oil pot again and poured oil into the pot.

The mouth is still there shouting decently,

"Heat the oil!"

"Add green onions, ginger and garlic, and give it a fragrance first!"

While saying,

She flipped the spoon a few times,

After it is reversed,

He poured it into the empty plate next to him.

"Put the fragrant green onions, ginger and garlic aside!"

"Add more fuel to the pot again!"

"At the same time, put in rock sugar, add a piece of hot pot base, and stir-fry the hot pot base until fragrant and stir-fry to make red oil!"

Tong Tong said,

While putting a small hand in his mouth,

Kabakaba gnawed a few fingernails,

Baba baba spit into the pot again,

"Add a fingernail cap to the pan and start frying!"

"Smoke the old soy sauce together!"

08 "Add five-spice powder, monosodium glutamate, cooking wine, sesame seeds, and these seasonings that I don't know the name of!"

"Pour the previous green onion, ginger and garlic into the pot and make a second stir for a second flavor!"

"Cover the pot!"

"Let it simmer in for half an hour or thirty minutes!"

“......"

Tong Tong is extremely skillful in operation,

After this operation,

It can make the audience laugh!

Especially with the lines that are chattering in Shangtong Tong's mouth,

It's even more fun for the audience!

"Hahaha, no, Tong Tong can really cook, or fake can cook, how do you feel, she seems to be quite good!"

"No, no, isn't it, Tong Tong is only five years old, and he can cook?!"

"Uh, upstairs, you haven't cooked since you saw it, Tong Tong's steps are obviously wrong, she should have learned these lines when she watched short videos with his father!"

"Don't hide it, Tong Tong said all the words of the fat dragon!" (covering his face.jpg)"

"Fat Dragon?oh, oh, I remembered, a up master of the beep station, I've seen his videos before, no wonder I always think Tong Tong's words sound so familiar!"

"Hahahaha, don't care if Tong Tong can cook, this fingernail cover she fried really made me a little greedy!"

"One thing to say, Tong Tong's language expression ability is really too strong, you listen to her, it doesn't look like a five-year-old child at all!"

"Tong Tong should be the smallest food district anchor in history, the future is promising!"

"Little girls seem to like to pretend to cook, and so does my daughter, pretending to cook at home every day!" (covering her face.jpg)"

“......"

Tong Tong's performance,

made the audience laugh out loud,

Her serious appearance,

It's so funny.

And while the audience was laughing and talking,

Tong Tong also made the fried fingernail cover,

Poured it into a plate,

"Dad, I've done the food you ordered!"

"Hurry up and eat it while it's hot!"

Tong Tong said,

handed the plate to Lu Yu,

Seeing this, Lu Yu

also put down the phone,

He took the plate and began to pretend to eat.

As usual,

Every time Tong Tong is at home, Lu Yu will try his best to cooperate with his daughter's performance, not only Tong Tong finds it interesting, but he also feels quite fun.

merely

This time

Lu Yu hasn't eaten it in his mouth yet,

Tong Tong reminded from the side,

"Dad, don't patronize and eat!"

"You've got to get the words first!"

"Oh oh oh, yes, yes, I forgot to say it!"

Lu Yu then remembered,

I have to say a few lines before eating,

After thinking about it,

Lu Yu said,

"It's such a touching fried fingernail cap, it's delicious to look at!"

"I can't help but move!"

"Uh, Dad, you're not right!"

Tong Tong Wenyan,

Corrected on the side,

"It's fried, fried, you have to say lala, pour!"

Tong Tong taught Lu Yu helplessly,

The tone changed suddenly, and he said angrily,

"You have to say that!"

"Oh thi, add the blanched rapeseed oil, soul juice, pour it on~~"

"Hahaha, okay, Tong Tong, you learn quite a lot!"

Lu Yu laughed when he heard this,

Cooperate with the Dao,

"Add blanched rapeseed oil, soul juice, pour it on~~"

After Lu Yu said this,

Tong Tong nodded with satisfaction,

"That's right, Dad, hurry up and eat!"

"Okay!"

Lu Yu immediately started eating,

Three times five divided by two, and a plate of fried fingernails was eaten.

"After eating the boss, let's have another fried rice!"

"Okay, no problem, guest, wait a minute!"

Tong Tong took the empty plate,

I went to make fried rice for Lu Yu again.

"Hahahaha, I'll just say it, Tong Tong's lines were learned from short videos, and she imitated them quite similarly!"

"God is so special soul juice, pour it, the sheep's head trembles when he hears it!"

"Hmm, just ask, what kind of stalk is this? I don't know as much as Tong Tong!!"

"I'm laughing to death, this is actually a UP master on the beep station, this UP master specializes in eating sheep's heads, every time before eating, I have to come to a sentence of soul juice, pour it, I don't know why these days, it became popular all of a sudden! (cover face, jpg)"

"Although I haven't eaten sheep's head, but I already know the process, eat the scalp first and then eat the face, after eating the mouth and then buttoning the eyes, pulling out the crispy bones and then splitting the face, and finally the sheep brain is the focus!"

"Hahaha, your mouth is full of slips, you are going to take the graduate school entrance examination!"

"Didn't you notice, Brother Lu is really good, he just swiped his mobile phone, Tong Tong handed over the food, and he threw the mobile phone down, unlike my husband, every time the child asks him to play, he doesn't move, he only knows how to play games!"

"I'm envious, why are such good husbands from other people's families, I also want to find a husband like Brother Lu who can live with his children!"

"This is simple, you just dig the corner of Tong Tong's mother, as long as the hoe swings fast, there is no corner that can't be dug up!"

“......"

In fact, it can also be seen from here,

Lu Yu with Tongtong,

The whole process is very easy,

He doesn't interfere too much with children's activities.

The child plays with her,

Lu Yu plays his own,

The two interacted with each other occasionally,

It's already very warm.

This style,

is completely different from Chen Aijun with a baby,

Rather than letting the child play on his own,

Chen Aijun hopes to arrange everything in advance, so that the children can complete it step by step in strict accordance with their own plans.

In the laughter of the audience,

After a while,

Tong Tong is finally tired of stir-frying,

She looked at her father, who was still scrolling on the sofa on his phone,

Tong Tong suddenly had an idea,

Mysteriously came to the camera brother and said,

"Uncle Camera, I'll tell you a secret!"

"What's the secret?"

The cameraman asked funny.

"The secret is ......"

"As long as my dad is watching short videos and is fascinated, no matter what outrageous requests you make to him next to him, he will agree!"

Tong Tong said conclusively.

Yes?

When you are fascinated by your phone,

Any outrageous request to Lu Yu, he will agree?!

"Really, fake Tongtong?"

"If you ask your dad to give you all the snacks he divided before, he will agree?"

The cameraman asked.

"Uh, this won't!"

Tong Tong shook his head and explained,

"It has to be the kind of request that he doesn't have to use his brains and doesn't care about for him to agree......"

"Oh, I don't know how to tell you, you see me show you, you'll understand!"

Although Tong Tong's language skills are still very strong,

But

Some things,

She also summed it up badly,

Just thought,

Show it to the camera uncle, and he will understand it when he sees it! (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

In this regard,

The cameraman also expressed interest,

"Okay, you can show me!"

"Uh-huh, you look at it!"

Tong Tong began to be eager to try, thought for a moment, and immediately went back to the blanket and sat down, pretending to play with toys there.

But suddenly he shouted,

"Dad, I'm a little thirsty, you can help me pour a glass of water!"

"Ahhh......h Okay, you wait, I'll pour you water. "

Hearing Tong Tong's request,

Sure enough,

Lu Yu, who was swiping his mobile phone, didn't think about it, so he immediately agreed,

While swiping your phone,

While going to the kitchen, I went to pour water for my daughter.

After a while,

Lu Yu walked out with a glass of water.

Hand the water to the child,

After handing out the water,

He sat back on the couch and continued to concentrate on his phone.

Seeing this scene,

The cameraman couldn't help but laugh.

The heart says,

It turns out that Tong Tong said that's what happened.

But

Doesn't seem outrageous, does it?

My daughter is thirsty and wants to drink water,

Even if Brother Lu doesn't use his mobile phone, he will definitely agree.

It's not just like the big brother who thinks so,

The audience also thought the same thing.

felt

This time it's Tong Tong who is a little exaggerated,

It's just a simple pour of water,

What an outrageous request!

however

Just when everybody thinks so,

Tong Tong winked at the camera brother,

One look, look at me continuing to perform!

then

I saw Tong Tong Gu Gu drank the cup of water,

After drinking,

Tong Tong immediately said in a very speechless tone,

"Dad, I'm thirsty, go and pour me a glass of water!"

"Didn't I pour water for you?"

Lu Yu was stunned when he heard this,

Take your eyes off your phone for a while,

looked at Tong Tong strangely.

He remembers,

Just now, it seems that I poured water for Tong Tong!

however

Facing Lu Yu's astonishment,

Tong Tong was speechless,

"Dad, look at the water you poured for me!"

"The cups are all empty!"

"You just went to the kitchen and brought an empty cup!"

"But you didn't add water to the cup!"

"What do you want me to drink?

“......"

Tong Tong said loudly.

Hearing my daughter's words,

Lu Yu was stunned again, and then stood up with an embarrassed face.283 scratched his head and smirked,

"Hahaha, I see!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my dad may have forgotten just now!"

"I'm going to pour you water right now!"

Saying,

Lu Yu took the water cup,

So I hurriedly went to the kitchen to pour water,

While walking,

While muttering in his mouth,

"Hey, this person, as soon as he gets older, his memory is not good!"

"Pour a glass of water for my daughter, but only take an empty cup!"

"It's embarrassing!"

“......"

After Lu Yu finished speaking,

So he ran into the kitchen and poured water.

In the picture,

Tong Tong squeezed his eyes at the camera brother, looking very naughty and funny.

Cameraman and audience,

But he was directly laughed at by Tong Tong's operation and Lu Yu's reaction.

Hahaha!

Until this time,

Everyone realized that

It's not that Tong Tong exaggerated before,

It's that they speak early!

Things are really as Tong Tong said at the beginning,

When his dad was swiping his phone,

When the brush is fascinated,

I can't move my brain at all,

What outrageous requests, he will agree!

Obviously I poured water just now,

He actually forgot in a blink of an eye,

I really ran to pour water for Tong Tong again!

however

Just when the cameraman and the audience thought,

This thing,

When it comes to this,

As everyone knows,

Something really outrageous,

It's just getting started!

I saw Tong Tong take the water that had just been poured over,

After handing out the water,

Lu Yu also sat back on the sofa again,

went to concentrate on watching his short video.

After more than ten seconds,

Tong Tong spoke again!

"Oh, Dad, you can help me get a toothpick!"

"Hurry up!"

Tong Tong sat on the ground and shouted loudly.

"What do you want a toothpick for?"

Lu Yu rolled his eyelids,

Asked suspiciously.

"What do you say I want a toothpick for, it must be stuffed with teeth!"

Tong Tong said seriously,

"I drank water too fast just now!"

"I accidentally stuffed my teeth!"

"Go get me a toothpick!"

Tong Tong urged.

Hearing my daughter's words,

Lu Yu was very helpless,

I had to stare at the short video on my phone again,

While getting up again,

I went to get a toothpick for Tong Tong.

In the mouth,

is still there subconsciously complaining,

"This kid is really not worrying at all......"

"Drink water, you can stuff your teeth......"

Watching my dad really go find a toothpick for himself,

Tong Tong proud,

grinned at the camera brother.

And the cameraman and the audience,

At this moment,

It's also a collective laughter!

........................。