People In Konoha: Public Execution at the Start

Konoha chat group.

[Izumi Uchiha: Shisui, what do you say? 】

【Uchiha Shisui: I...don't know...】

Uchiha Shisui is also very confused, what's going on?

Letting a weasel die, how did you pull him out and flog the corpse?

Even if he was not in Yangshi, he could still feel the five murderous attacks. , let his soul and body chill.

[Thousands of Hands: The old man blindly guessed that Itachi was thinking of Shishui when he died. After all, every time this nod appeared, he went to look for you, right? 】

The other group members nodded, agreeing very much, my brother is committing a crime now!

The younger brother begged his older brother to train with him, but the older brother said sorry, and then went on a date with Zhishui Grilled Fish and swore an oath.

Absolutely!

Of course Yuhi Makoto and Sarutobi Biwako were a little confused, feeling that the atmosphere in the group was a little off, and there seemed to be something hidden that they didn't know about.

【Uchiha Shisui:...】

Shisui Uchiha bit the bullet and thought for a second, but it was not right at 0.01 seconds, it seemed to be right at all.

The members of the group felt their scalps go numb after thinking about it for a while, Zhishui is not a bad guy!

The man who made Itachi unforgettable!

Suddenly, Sasuke in the picture began to laugh wildly alone, at the same time a little white snake quietly slipped away from the dark place.

Before they could think about it, a gust of wind blew him up in the next second and burned him to death.

The discussion on Zhishui and Itachi came to an abrupt end in the chat group.

Konoha's Orochihime gritted her teeth, and her eyes were fixed on the Itachi lying on the screen.

"Generation Seven!!!"

As if to cut him into pieces.

Xiao organization.

Nagato was in a complicated mood, one Itachi died and two Akatsuki members died.

The poor little white snake was killed by Amaterasu!

While discussing with the two of Akatsuki who died in various parts of the ninja world,

The cold voice of the system sounded in their ears.

【Ding! The All Ninja World chat system has opened the emoticon package function, please understand it yourself. 】

"Emoji?!"

Many people in the ninja world looked confused, hey, the talent just died! What are you doing with an emoji?

Konoha's private chat group is also a bit confused, why don't these old people know that there is this function?

Qianshou Feijian opened the location of the picture in the group chat, and clicked in.

【Ding! Detect if the group member is a dead person, whether to turn on the memory retrieval and form a picture! 】

Qianshou Feijian was about to curse, but suddenly discovered that the memory behind it was extracted and composed into a picture.

He frowned slightly, the matter was not simple, what was he trying to reveal by extracting the memory and making it into a picture?

And (resurrected) Namikaze Minato looked at his system interface.

【Ding! Are photographic equipment used to upload images? 】

Then the two posted their questions to the group.

[Thousands of Hands: Memory Extraction, have you seen it? Use the memory extraction to make an emoticon pack! 】

[Namikaze Minato: Master Nidaime, mine is not mine, mine was uploaded with equipment. 】

[Uchiha Madara: There are two designs for the dead and the living, what is this? 】

[Uchiha Izumi: I don’t know if it will brainwash us, didn’t Yahiko say that? After entering the dungeon, their dead are out of control. 】

The hearts of the group members suddenly raised, a little panicked!

[Thousand Hands: Hmph, Silly Quanna, you don't want to have this kind of power. It's not easy for him to brainwash and control you. 】

"call--"

The hearts of the group members couldn't help letting go, they were the ones who conspired, and they couldn't resist in the face of that kind of power.

[Uzumaki Kushina: Hey, hey, everyone, stop discussing, the chat next door has exploded. 】

"Nani?"

Konoha Ninja, who was discussing quietly, panicked for a moment, what made Kushina behave like this.

Just a few minutes ago.

All ninja chat group.

[Konoha Kazuhiro: Seeing Naruto's sad past, I've wanted to post this memory video for a long time, but I didn't have the chance until now! 】

"What memory?"

When the whole ninja world was thinking about emoticons, a musician suddenly appeared and attracted most of their attention.

【Desire.jpg】

On a sunny morning, at the entrance of Yile Ramen Restaurant, a little boy with yellow hair and six whiskers was lying on the door, leaning out half of his body, staring at the freshly scooped noodles in Yile's hand.

There are two words written on the door frame - longing!

After seeing this picture, the audience felt a kind of sadness. Combined with the fact that he was wearing this outfit earlier, he is the son of the fourth generation, has no money to eat, and needs to be given alms by Yile.

"Ugh--"

The sigh was not over yet, the next second, the style of the entire group chat changed.

[Ichiraku Iris: Welcome to our Ichiraku Ramen Restaurant in Konoha to taste, Naruto’s brother’s favorite ramen! 】

"Boom!"

"Fuck!"

The entire ninja world is like being shocked by electric shock, and the outside of the thunder is tender.

Play... advertise!

[Fourth generation Raikage: Konoha, you are so despicable, you actually thought of using pictures to advertise! 】

[Tutai: Ahem, our Leiyin Village is different. Welcome everyone to come to our country of clouds to travel. Our Yunlei Canyon is full of peaks and mountains, hiding the sky and blocking out the sun. Wei Li is magnificent. 】

"Fuck!"

In the Dokage Office of Yanyin Village, the scales of the two days were so angry that Ono flew up.

"Asshole, Lei Ying, you reacted so fast, you actually advertised."

"Huangtu, let's not fall behind!"

"Yes, father!"

Below, a burly man with a square face and a yellow forehead protector echoed.

[Huangtu: Welcome to our country of rocks to enjoy our unique cave landscape and the wonders of stalactites! 】

"hiss--"

Chiyo and Terumi Mei gasped at the same time, they had a desert and an island, neither of them had any special scenery!

"Bastard Yeyueai!"

"Bastard Ohnoki!"

"Two ugly men!"

The worst thing is Chiyo. The Land of Winds is a desert area, and there is nothing to see. Could it be possible to let tourists from the ninja world come to drink the Northwest Wind?

Terumi Meimei's pretty white face was slightly rosy, but she still thought of something.

"Qing, like this...such...such!"

Then the blue watch guarding Mizukage Godaime changed from red to red, and his face was very embarrassed.

"Master Wudaimu, is this not good?!"

Terumi Mei also turned red, what else is there besides that at the beach?

"Ugh--"

Qing sighed on the surface, but was actually a little ecstatic in his heart, because there was something wrong with the publicity.

[Qing: Cough, everyone, after watching all kinds of scenery, do you feel a little tired after traveling a lot? Do you want to... Appreciate the beauties in swimsuits by the sea to heal yourself, ahem, we, Wuyin, welcome you. 】

"Fuck!"

"Don't talk about Wude!"

"mean!"

As soon as Ao's words came out, the fourth generation of Raikage, Tiantian Scale Onoki, and Chiyo's mother-in-law began to scold on the spot.

"Damn it, it's too despicable to seduce a beautiful woman in a swimsuit, that guy Godaime Mizukage..."

"Yes, brother, Kirigakure is too despicable, bastard, stupid."

"We are determined not to go!"

"It's seduction, idiot, bastard."

Fourth generation Raikage and Bi sat together, making eye contact, and they both saw unnatural eyes in each other's eyes.

Bi: Brother, I think...it is necessary to check the enemy's situation, oh yeah!

Ai: No, you can't grasp it, let me do it!

Compare:……

[Fourth generation Raikage: In view of Kirigakure's special means, we, Raikage, will send an investigation team to monitor your bad behavior, with Yui as the team leader. 】

"??!"

Kirabi's expression changed from bewildered to surprised, and he said happily, "Brother, this..."

"Hmph, it's rare to go out once, so I'll let you do it!"

"What did our brothers say?"

After speaking, Raikage Fourth raised his arm, clenched his fist and smiled at Hito.

Kira understood in seconds, and the happiest smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"it is good!"

"boom!"

The fists of the two figures on the trail collided together, followed by cheerful laughter.

"Hahaha!"

"Hahaha!"

Rock Country, Tukage Office.

"Huang Tu, for the sake of the old man in the village, he decided to go to Wuyin to check on the enemy's situation. You protect Yanyin Village!"

Onoki said with a serious face.

"?!"

Loess finally responded bitterly.

"Ugh!!!"

Suddenly Onogi saw Raikage Ai's movements, and rolled his eyes.

[Two-day scale Onomuren: Since this is the case, the old man can't sit idly by, I will send my granddaughter Heitu to monitor. 】

Everyone in the ninja world was dumbfounded, especially Bi's apprentice from Leiyin Village, they didn't know what their master was doing in Kirigakure?

Karui said: "I feel that Onogi is a bit stubborn, the master is obviously going to see beautiful women."

Omoi: "Ah! The master has gone, I wonder if there is a beauty from Kirigakure who will confess to me! I'm so excited!"

Samyi couldn't help putting his hands on his forehead, the waves in front of him were rough.

"Two idiots, Ohnoki must have sent his granddaughter to supervise the countries. After all, he sent the future fourth generation Tsuchikage directly. What a cruel Tsuchikage!"

"hiss--"

Kalui and Omoi were deeply convinced. Indeed, the old man named Liang Liang had a bad temper and was ruthless in his attacks.

It is indeed his style.

In the land of the wind, in the hidden sand village, the old lady Chiyo looked at her sandy fish pond and fell silent for a while.

Geographical disadvantage!

And the younger generation in the village seems to be only twelve or thirteen years old?

Are they even more inappropriate?

Terumi Mei from Wuyin Village looked at the angry discussions in the chat group and couldn't help being proud. This was the idea she came up with.

The mist hides the sea, just right for a beach party.

Konoha Jirai also fantasized about looking at beautiful women in swimsuits in broad daylight. For a while, two bloodstains flowed from his nostrils, and then his face became more and more red, and finally spurted out.

"puff--"

Kakashi's face hidden under the mask changed a little, it turned red, and he subconsciously touched his nose.

"Fortunately, there is no bloodshed!"

Konoha's famous LSP Ebisu immediately had a nosebleed, and they fantasized about a group of beauties in swimsuits running towards the beach with their graceful figures.

"Too fierce, too fierce!"

Of course girls are different, for Konoha girls, those two boys brought them a lot of happiness.

And what does Kirigakure's swimsuit party have to do with Konoha? Konoha likes camping.

Suddenly a picture quickly brainwashed the group members fantasizing about beauties in swimsuits.

[Dating. jpg! 】

In the early morning, under the rays of sunlight, Itachi lightly tapped Sasuke's forehead, and turned his head to look at the curly-haired man leaning against the entrance door with joy, while Sasuke pursed his mouth angrily, eyes He looked at the man by the door jealously.

There is a sentence on Itachi's head: Forgive me, Sasuke, this is the last time.

Next to Sasuke there is a sentence: Damn Shisui, here we come again.

There was a word floating on Shisui's head: I'm sorry, Sasuke, I'll lend it to your brother.

This dick picture is not perfect, but the one behind it is even more terrifying. The audience saw Konoha Ninja sending out an emoticon.

【Fishing.jpg! 】

At the edge of the Konoha creek in the setting sun, Zhishui hugged Itachi, like two lovers, with a fish in their hands.

"hiss--"

Seeing these two pictures, many boys in the world of Quan Ninja felt their scalps go numb.

"This is a date... a meeting?!"

They suddenly felt that Itachi Death's action towards Sasuke was wrong?

Could it be...

"Sorry, Sasuke, this is the last time!"

"Brother is going to find Zhishui!"

The audience thought of a previous word in unison.

Of course, there are young people in the ninja world who can't believe such a ridiculous thing, the cruel Xiao Itachi actually likes male sex.

"Impossible, Itachi can't be a masculine man. His appearance is clearly the cruel male god in the eyes of girls."

"I don't know, where does Konoha have such information?"

"I also think it's impossible, that guy is so cold!"

Of course, the more they talked, the more confident they became. As they chatted, they thought of Liu Sheng's illusion.

Konoha may have first-hand information.

Yuyin Hospital.

Dried Persimmon Kisame is still thinking, Doudouyan has a puzzled look on his face.

"Could it be that a dozen Qisang are a good man?"

He couldn't help but think of Liu Sheng's illusion before, that Qisang fell down after watching the dance of three Zhishui.

Suddenly, Itachi, who had just lay down to watch the video, had a lump in his throat, his face turned pale immediately, and he couldn't help vomiting out the last mouthful of blood.

"puff!!!"

The dry persimmon ghost shark beside the hospital bed changed his face drastically, and he shouted in a panic.

"One dozen seven mulberry!!!"

"What's up, nurse, doctor, doctor!!"

Suddenly his bed was in chaos.

When Konoha Ninja saw the video of Itachi's death, and there was an emoticon package, he immediately had a great time playing.

Before the ninja world came back to their senses, they released another bomb.

【Grilled fish.jpg! 】

Under the dim moonlight, two boys sat around the fire and grilled fish. A dozen or seven had half a fish in their mouths, with complaints on their faces.

There are a few words written on the side: I am not good enough!

Shisui showed a soft smile, and said: Itachi, you are just too good.

"Damn it, Gan Liliang! You still say it's not a date?"

"That's how my boyfriend comforts me!"

"This... so exciting! Two boys!"

The noisy voices of men and women sounded, and some passers-by showed shock directly.

That man is actually this kind of person?

Of course, Konoha's next set of photos directly started the bombing, bombing the heads of everyone in the ninja world.

【Oath.jpg】

The moon was rising, and on the empty street, a boy was carrying a boy on his back.

On the top of the smaller weasel covering the face of the bread, there is a word, which seems to be the voice of the heart.

"I, Uchiha Itachi, will never betray Uchiha Shisui, and will always fight side by side with Shisui!"

Shisui, who is carrying Itachi on his back, has a line on his head: I Zhishui regards You Itachi as my younger brother.

At the same time, a font of another color appeared, which was Zhishui's heartfelt voice.

"I, Uchiha Shisui, will never betray Uchiha Itachi, and will always fight side by side with Itachi!"

As soon as the third picture came out, the entire group chat was blown up.

[Two scales Ohnoki: Damn it! 】

[Fourth generation Raikage: Damn it! 】

[Terumi Mei: Damn it! 】

[Chiyo: Damn it! 】

[Uchiha Obito: Damn! 】

[Uzumaki Nagato: Damn! 】

[Dried Persimmon Ghost Shark: Damn it! 】

...

The row after row of crap sounds continued, shocking everyone who was chatting in the crowd.

A ninja couldn't help muttering: "Isn't this the way I pick up my girlfriend? Be brother and sister with her first, and then do it last."

The ninja next to him nodded.

"Yes, Uchiha's Shisui is amazing! Soaked Itachi, that cold man."

"No, I guess they just like cold boys!"

"hiss--"

Hearing what the female ninja said, the male ninja shuddered.

Uchiha is too scary, start from a young age!

[Two scales Onoki: See you soon, see you old man! I didn't expect that Uchiha Shisui, who is famous in the ninja world, is actually this kind of person. Fortunately, he died, otherwise there would be more and more judges that day. 】

[Fourth generation Raikage: Frightened hairs exploded, and the body shuddered. 】

[Terumi Mei: A girl like me is scared. No wonder Uchiha’s two illusionary kaleidoscope writing sharing eyes are Itachi and Shisui. Could it be that Itachi opened it after seeing Shisui’s death in memory of him! 】

"boom!"

"Boom!"

"Boom!"

When Konoha Ninja saw this sentence, he was blown up, and Tsunade and other girls who posted the picture all shivered.

Fifth generation Mizukage Terumi Mei was right, Itachi really opened the kaleidoscope after Shisui's death.

Xiao organization.

Uchiha Itachi, who was lying on the bed for blood transfusion, closed his eyes tightly, his eyelids trembling.

Don't look at me when I don't exist, when I don't exist...

Help, help!

Who can help me!

Konoha kill me!

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