People In Konoha: Public Execution at the Start

[Uzumaki Kushina: Huh! Scared me to death, I thought Naruto had become a bad boy!

It's all Jiraiya's fault, it must be Mr. Jiraiya who taught Naruto to be bad! 】

[Namikaze Minato: Yes! Wait... Kushina, Jiraiya-sensei doesn't like men! 】

[Uzumaki Kushina: That's true, that lsp only goes to the women's bathhouse! 】

[Uchiha Fugaku: Yagyu boy, let go of my Sasuke! 】

But Liu Sheng silently sent a picture of rubbing his fingers.

"Damn bastard!"

Fu Yue gritted his teeth and gave him a ninjutsu!

...

On the other side, Yagyu, who rescued Sasuke, brought Sasuke to a quiet park.

Two small figures stood facing each other, looking at each other affectionately.

It was Naruto and Sakura who became Sasuke!

"Sakura, the most beautiful thing about you is your big forehead."

"You can't help but want to kiss."

Naruto, who has transformed into Sasuke, said affectionately to Sakura.

There seemed to be light in the eyes, and what Xiao Sakura said was that her heart was pounding, and she held her hands in front of her chin, her face was already flushed!

"Sasuke-kun... my forehead was born for you."

However, this scene happened to be bumped into by the two people who "just arrived"!

Sasuke's face was pitch black!

"Naruto~~" Sasuke growled hysterically.

Naruto Sakura trembled in fright!

"Sa...suke??"

Then what a picture of chicken flying and dog jumping!

And Liu Sheng found a good angle to take a picture of "Bai Xue" and returned to the original position with satisfaction to continue eating melons!

In the photo, in the distance of "Sasuke" and Sakura kissing, Sasuke looks at all this with a dark face!

[Thousand Hands: Haha, I laughed so hard! Minato, your son turned into that bastard son of Fuyue just to come here to pick up girls? Show us a wave of flower pickers? 】

[Uchiha Madara: Hiss! Even though the old man is dead, what Sakura said "my forehead was born for you" still makes me get goosebumps. too disgusting! 】

[Uchiha Fugaku: Minato, your son is unexpectedly capable of making trouble! 】

[Hinata and Nisai: ... Forget it, let's not talk about it! 】

The people watching in the group laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt, Naruto is too talented, right? The transformation technique has been mastered by him!

Maybe you don't have to be responsible for picking up girls in the future, just call the original owner to take over!

Absolutely!

[Uzumaki Kushina: Ah... Naruto, this guy is so worthless! 】

Uzumaki Kushina in the Pure Land is completely crazy, why is Naruto always performing for them what is called "ninja with the number one accidental sex"!

Namikaze Minato in "Pure Land" watched quietly, without any fluctuation in his eyes, and did not dare to say a word.

He's numb, he's immune, he's hopeless!

Destroy it! He is tired!

Then he took out the Jōnin Chakra from the thin-faced Namikaze Minato and Uzumaki Kushina and separated the sinful Naruto from the furious Sasuke with satisfaction!

Thanks Sarutobi Hiruza and Shimura Danzo for the two big crouching dragon and phoenix chicks.

Thank Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke for the two little crouching dragons.

How strong can he become!

...

Fast-forward to the afternoon, and instructors began to come to take away their students.

The Naruto three watched helplessly as the other classes were taken away by their Jonin mentors, but their mentors were still missing.

Yagyu leaned on the table to catch up on sleep, watched Naruto's behavior of shaking his head at the door, secretly said: "Kakashi who perfectly inherited Obito Uchiha's "good habit of being late", it would be strange if he could come early."

After all, Obito's famous saying is: "I'm sorry,

Sorry, I helped the old lady cross the road again, so I'm late! "

"Naruto, stay calm!" The bored Sakura persuaded Naruto!

"But... why is it that our seventh class teacher is so slow to come?! All the other classes have gone to other places with the new teacher!" Naruto complained loudly when he saw that Sasuke was annoyed.

"How do I know?" Sakura said softly.

The atmosphere in the classroom is a bit weird.

Naruto sat alone and wanted to pull Sakura, but he didn't dare to get close to Sasuke, Sakura was next to Sasuke, and Yagyu leaned back to sleep!

Sasuke had a cold face and didn't want to talk to Sakura at all. Sakura put a hot face on her cold butt, and at the same time looked at Naruto with a bad face.

This weird and complicated relationship led to a strange white school atmosphere in the classroom.

[Thousands of Hands: Minato, why does your son like this kind of girl? Isn't this what Yagyu boy said about licking the dog? 】

【Namikaze Minato:...】

He knows! what can he do

[Thousand Hands: And there are many good girls in this class, such as the little girl from the Yamanaka family.

Even the short-haired Hinata girl Yagyu likes is much better than this little Sakura, right? You see she has a broad forehead and a bad temper.

I wonder why your son likes her? 】

[Namikaze Minato: Ahem, I didn't think too much about it, I think Sakura's personality is a bit like Kushina's, which is pretty good. 】

[Uzumaki Kushina: You mean I have a bad temper? ! 】

【Namikaze Minato: I'm not, I'm not, it's not me. 】

Minato in Pure Land left some cold sweat, and he could think of Kushina's red octopus hair through the screen!

And that terrifying chakra!

[Hinata Hiza: So Minato, you are afraid of your wife! No wonder your son...]

【Namikaze Minato: I'm not afraid of my wife, I'm showing respect for her! 】

[Thousands of Hands: Hmph! I don't know which bastard is the instructor of the seventh class?

As a jounin, do you have no sense of time? If it was in the Warring States Period, he would have died already! 】

[Thousands of Hands: Tobima, don't say that! Now is the age of peace! Maybe something really happened to them? 】

[Thousands of Hands: Hmph! 】

The main reason is that he was also impatient to wait, besides seeing the two disgusting licking dogs over there, there was also the Sandman Yagyu.

If you sleep every day, you don't know how to work hard!

He is worried about Qianshou's future!

At this moment, the bored Naruto finally reached out to the door of the classroom.

He closed the door and put a blackboard eraser on it.

As long as the door is opened, the blackboard eraser can be dropped.

Very simple and crude little trap.

You can see it at a glance!

[Thousands of Hands: Although this lead Jonin has not come yet, it is a bit unreliable.

But I still want to complain about Minato, does your son really think that this kind of trick can trick Jonin?

It's so funny, hahaha! 】

[Uchiha Madara: If you are really tricked by this kind of trick, then Konoha is hopeless! 】

[Hinata Hikage: Naruto is too boring. Although I know he likes to play pranks such as graffiti Hokage Rock, but this is not possible!

Minato, your silly Naruto is hopeless! 】

Yagyu checked the group chat with his eyes closed, poor Kakashi, this is the rhythm of social death.

This group includes his acquaintances, his father, and his teacher.

Three seconds of silence for him.