People in Naruto: Drinking makes you stronger

Konoha, Kumogakure front camp

"Jiraiya, you are very happy these days."

Orochimaru looked at Jiraiya who was as happy as if he was celebrating the New Year, humming a ditty he didn't know where he had learned. Then he looked at the message he had just received from Sarutobi-sensei in his hand. There was a strange look in his eyes. , said in a hoarse voice.

As soon as he received this information, he rushed to Jiraiya to watch the show.

"Haha, Orochimaru, don’t you know? Yuu and Minato all went back to Konoha to repair."

Jiraiya looked at Orochimaru and said with a laugh.

Ever since Yuyu was"deceived" by the old man to go to the Iwagakure battlefield, Jiraiya, as an"accomplice", has always had an ominous premonition.

Although Jiraiya felt , he was just forced by the old man to nod his head, and was not considered an accomplice.

But Youyu didn’t think so!

And after Youyu knew the true situation of Yunyin Village and Yanyin Village, he directly said that he was going to kill him He looks good with the old man.

Jiraiya's panic has reached its peak.

Jiraiya has suffered too many losses at Yu Yu's hands!!!

From the very beginning of his words, he was yelled at by Yu Yu. , and then being summoned by Youyu to hunt wild game for Youyu.

But now, Youyu's strength has reached a terrifying level that even Jiraiya can't match.

Although the previous Youyu's strength was also very amazing, he was also He is just a newly emerging genius in Konoha!

In terms of strength, although Jiraiya does not dare to say that he can definitely defeat Yuyu, he still has no problem in protecting himself.

Therefore, although Jiraiya was scolded by Yuyu before"White-haired bastard", but there is also a counterattack, the title of"smelly brat", I don't know how many times I have scolded Youyu.

But now? The title of"smelly brat" has long been sealed by Jiraiya!!!

Jiraiya has no doubt that if he dares to mention this, Yuyu’s sword will definitely be placed on his neck!

Now, Yuyu is coming to Yunyin battlefield to cause trouble for him!

According to his disciples , the information from Minato.

Yuyu had spoken out words to make himself look good as the old man’s accomplice!

Although Jiraiya also knew that Yuyu was more harsh in words and would not really kill him.

But being slashed twice by Youyu was no joke! Not to mention the physical pain, as one of the legendary"Three Ninjas" and the deputy commander of Konoha Kumogakure's front line, he was fighting with Kumogakure During the war in the village, Jiraiya could be said to have stolen the show.

Because Orochimaru, as the commander-in-chief of the front line, needed to sit in the camp, he shouldered more of the responsibility of command.

And Jiraiya, as the deputy commander, was more Most of them led Konoha's elite troops to carry out targeted attacks on important targets in Cloud Hidden Village.

Although there were not many opportunities for Jiraiya to take action personally, the success of several small battles still gave Jiraiya a great harvest. His prestige has been sought after by many Konoha ninjas.

And Jiraiya himself also enjoys the feeling of being sought after by Konoha ninjas.

But if Yu Lai settles accounts with him....

Think about that image.

One of the legendary"Three Ninjas", the powerful Toad Sage of Mount Myoki, the powerful Kumogakure battlefield, the mad ghost Jiraiya-sama!

Youyu chased and chopped him with a knife! And with Youyu’s character, it’s impossible to just chop and curse!

Youyu scolded and slashed at the same time, but he didn't say anything to fight back, and he was no match for even words. Youyu pinned him to the ground and rubbed him wantonly.

By then, he would really be embarrassed to face so many Konoha ninjas!

But it's fine now! Yuyu returned to the village with Konoha's large army to repair.

Have a good rest! Youyu needs to rest now!

Jiraiya said, Yuyu is not made of iron.

He went deep into the depths of Sand Hidden Village again and killed Sand Hidden Village through single-handedly.

Once again, he was running rampant on the Iwagakure battlefield, capturing the four- and five-tailed Jinchūriki alive, severely injuring the Third Tsuchikage Onoki, and beating him to the doorstep of Iwagakure Village. He forcibly killed Iwagakure, the best defensive village in the entire ninja world."Kneel down and beg for mercy."

If this is not tiring, Jiraiya will really doubt whether Yuu is human!

Now that Youyu has gone back to repair, and with the company of his beautiful little girlfriends, maybe he will forget about his troubles?

Jiraiya always used toads to convey messages to Minato.

Ever since he found out that Yuyu had returned to Konoha to recuperate, a huge stone in Jiraiya's heart had finally been put down, and he had been celebrating for a few days.

"Return to Konoha Village for repairs......?"

Orochimaru looked at the grinning Jiraiya, a strange look appeared on his pale face, and his eyes flashed with gloating.

"I heard that Yuyu is coming to Kumogakure battlefield, Jiraiya."

Orochimaru looked at Jiraiya who didn't know that a disaster was about to happen. He raised the corners of his mouth slightly and said in a hoarse voice.

"Ga!!!"

Jiraiya, who was thinking about drinking some wine to celebrate tonight, seemed to be strangled by someone's neck. He turned his neck stiffly and looked at Orochimaru in disbelief, who was gloating about his misfortune.

"Orochimaru, this joke is not funny at all. Stop teasing me."

Jiraiya swallowed, but found that his throat was very dry.

"This is the message sent by Mr. Sarutobi from Konoha. In order to completely resolve the situation on the Kumogakure battlefield, Mr. Sarutobi sent Yuu and Tsunade to the Kumogakure battlefield."

Orochimaru looked at Jiraiya like this, and he suddenly felt very good. He showed the information in his hand, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and his face was full of gloating. It had been a long time since he had seen this arrogant idiot show such an expression. Now.

Thinking about it carefully, I really miss it a little bit.

"Guru---"

Jiraiya swallowed hard, and when he saw Orochimaru's expression that didn't look like he was joking, he suddenly panicked.

"Swish---"

Then, Jiraiya almostThe grabbing action snatched the information from Orochimaru's hand.

"....."

With trembling hands, Jiraiya slowly unfolded the information and read it carefully.

This information is top-secret information sent directly to the front battlefield of Konoha Kumogakure by the Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen!

It says that because Kirigakure Village is ready to move, it poses a great threat to Konoha's border. In addition, Sunagakure Village, which had temporarily retreated before, was unwilling to accept the current war situation and began to move frequently.

So Sarutobi Hiruzen sent Saiki Yuu and Tsunade to the Kumogakure battlefield to quickly solve the Kumogakure village and free up Konoha's frontline forces.

Of course, this is what Sarutobi Hiruzen said because he was concerned about his own face.

In fact, Youyu himself came.

However, the information sent from the Hokage's office to the front line must be encrypted by the intelligence team.

After arriving at the Konoha Kumogakure front line, we still have to decrypt it.

How could the news that Yuu Yu was coming to the Kumogakure battlefield to teach Jiraiya and Orochimaru a lesson be included in this information?

Sarutobi Hiruzen is the Hokage, doesn't he have no shame?

As for his two disciples? Anyway, Sarutobi Hiruzen has already told them the news that Yuyu is coming to Kumogakure battlefield. For the rest, just wish for your own luck.

Anyway, he won't die. The most he can do is be stabbed a few times.

Young people just have to experience more setbacks!

This is also the teacher's care for his disciples.

"！！！"

When Jiraiya saw the news that the old man sent Yu Yu to the Kumogakure battlefield, Jiraiya seemed to be having epilepsy, and his whole body began to tremble violently.

"Old man! You bastard!!!"

Jiraiya let out an angry roar, and his white hair stood on end like needles.

That old man, that bastard, I just want to bear part of the blame for the trouble you caused yourself.

In the end, Yu Yu was sent to Yun at this juncture. Hidden battlefield.

Old man, you really want to die!

Jiraiya's mentality is broken!

"How could there be such a shameless approach? It was in vain that I lived and died in Yunyin battlefield.

The old man not only wanted me to bleed, but also wanted me to cry!......"

Jiraiya cursed loudly.

Orochimaru on the side looked at Jiraiya who was mentally depressed with interest, his eyes full of gloating.

"What, what should I do? Orochimaru, you have a lot of bad ideas, please help me think of a solution quickly."

Jiraiya scolded for a long time, and when he was tired of scolding, he looked at Orochimaru, as if grasping a life-saving straw, and asked urgently.

He doesn't want to be chased and chopped by Youyu in public!

"bad idea.....More?"

Orochimaru's smile suddenly disappeared, and his face suddenly darkened.

This idiot! Did he spill the beans in a hurry?!

In the eyes of this idiot, was he just a sinister villain?!

"Wait for your own death!!!"

Orochimaru had a dark face. Originally, he wanted to give this idiot Jiraiya some advice, at least to prevent this idiot from being embarrassed in public.

Now? Just wait for death!

Yuu, it's better to give this bastard to Hack him to death!

Let the ninja world lose one more scourge!

"Orochimaru, you can't just die without saving me."

After saying that, Orochimaru turned around and walked out of the tent, leaving Jiraiya behind and yelling.

When he reached the door of the big tent, Orochimaru suddenly stopped.

"Orochimaru, I knew you wouldn't let me die."

When Jiraiya saw Orochimaru stop, he was immediately overjoyed and said movedly

"Jiraiya."

Orochimaru turned his head and looked at Jiraiya who looked moved.

"Um?"

Jiraiya looked forward to it, hoping that Orochimaru would come up with a good way to save him.

"After Youyu chops you to death, I can choose a good place for you in Longdi Cave."

Orochimaru showed a sarcastic smile, then sneered and walked out of the tent without stopping.

"....."

Jiraiya's expression suddenly froze.

Then, the whole face started to twitch

"Damn Orochimaru! You actually laughed at me! What should I do?"

Jiraiya looked at Orochimaru's ruthless back and cursed in a low voice.

In his ears, what Orochimaru said to him seemed to still be lingering.

If he doesn't take measures, he will really be hacked to death by Yuyu!

Myobokuyama , which place has better feng shui?

"No, I can't give up on myself, I have to find a way quickly!"

Jiraiya's face froze. Why did he start to choose a"cemetery" for himself?

He slapped his face hard, and then walked around in his big tent like a headless fly.

But after Jiraiya's brain can't think of any solution in a short time.

"boom!"

Just when Jiraiya was running around like a headless fly, suddenly smoke filled his tent.

"quack---"

As the smoke dissipated, a toad appeared in the tent.

Then the toad opened its mouth, and an information scroll was spit out from the toad's belly.

"Um? Watergate news? Didn't he return to Konoha?"

Jiraiya looked at the sudden appearance of the toad, a little confused, but then he thought of something, and his eyes suddenly focused.

"Difficult, could it be?....."

Jiraiya trembled and took out an information scroll from the toad's mouth.

"Swish---"

Jiraiya opened the scroll and read it carefully

"Hoo---Hoo---Ha ha ha ha!!!"

Suddenly, Jiraiya laughed like a lunatic.

"Orochimaru, you bastard who wants to see my joke, wait until you die!"

Although there is no news that is beneficial to me in the intelligence.

Yuyu is indeed taking Tsunade on the way to the Kumogakure front battlefield.

And his disciple Minato was also captured by Yuyu and became Yuyu's""Head of the Logistics Department."

However, Yuu came to the Kumogakure battlefield not just to cause trouble for himself!

That bastard Orochimaru was also Yuu's target!

The reason? Because Orochimaru, as the commander-in-chief of the Kumogakure frontline, clearly knew Regarding the situation in Yunyin Village and Yanyin Village, he did not send a message to Youyu to remind Youyu of this fact.

Then, Youyu made a note of it!

It can be said that he is holding a grudge to the extreme!

"It's good to hold a grudge, Orochimaru, with your support, at least it's not just me who's embarrassed!"

Jiraiya laughed.

I, at least, agreed with the old man's point of view in front of Youyu, which led to Youyu being fooled, so I was marked down by Youyu.

Orochimaru, on the other hand, did nothing and was innocently shot!

When it comes to grievances, Orochimaru is more grievances than himself!

This person, even when he is unlucky, as long as there is someone more unlucky than himself, he will feel much better.

Jiraiya thought about Orochimaru's gloating expression just now, looking at his own joke, and his taunting words about choosing a cemetery for him before leaving, and his teeth itched with hatred.

Orochimaru, that bastard, waited for Yuu to arrive and slashed him with a knife. He probably still didn’t understand what was going on!

"fire escape---Fire bomb!"

Jiraiya's eyes flashed with a strange light, and a fire escape burned the scroll to ashes.

"Orochimaru, wait for death!!!"

Jiraiya was trembling all over like he was having an epileptic fit.

You bastard who loves to laugh at jokes should be hacked to death by Yu Yu!!!