People in Naruto: Drinking makes you stronger

"Yes, Youyu, when did you come?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at Yuyu, his face turned a little green, he tried to change the subject, and asked dryly.

In his heart, he was yelling at Jiraiya and Orochimaru, the two unfilial disciples.

He just turned his back to the ward. At the gate, Jiraiya and Orochimaru must have seen Yuyu coming.

They definitely didn't remind him on purpose!

Sarutobi Hiruzen was itching with hatred, thinking to himself, he must make these two bastards look good.

But now The most important thing for Sarutobi Hiruzen is to pass Yuu first.

"Old man, I was here when you were bragging. If you hadn't told me, I wouldn't have known you were so good, old man."

Youyu took out a bottle of wine, took a sip, looked at Sarutobi Hiruzen as if he were watching a good show, and said

"Blow, blow......"

Yuyu's words made Sarutobi Hiruzen's face turn green.

What the hell, he is also the Sandaime Hokage after all, doesn’t he have no need to face him?!

Jiraiya and Orochimaru agreed in their hearts.

Youyu spoke what was in their hearts!

The old man likes to brag more and more now!

"oh? It seems that you don't agree with what I said, old man, so here's the chance to prove it. While the snake charmer and the toad idiot are injured, the two brats will be left to you."

Youyu looked at Sarutobi Hiruzen and said with a grin.

"！！！"

When Sarutobi Hiruzen heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched sharply.

At this time, Sarutobi Hiruzen wished he could have his ears scratched.

You got so carried away with yourself, now it’s okay, you gave the handle to Youyu’s hands

"Yes, Youyu, I was talking about when Asuma was just born, now......"

Sarutobi Hiruzen said dryly, but he was not willing to say that he was old or that he was bragging just now.

However, the current Sarutobi Hiruzen is indeed somewhat powerless.

Now in Konoha, there are endless things to do every day, and with the deaths of Koharu and Mito Kabuto, the two people who once controlled half of the power in Konoha, more things are weighing on him..

Youyu is a careless person, and none of his three disciples can count on him!

He, the Third Hokage, has really been reduced to Yuu's wage earner.

If it weren't for Danzo who was of a lower status than him, Hiruzen Sarutobi would have had the urge to die.

Now, if he was asked to take care of two more months-old babies, wouldn't it cost him his life?!

"Um? I'm not negotiating with you."

Youyu looked at Sarutobi Hiruzen strangely and said.

Old man, you really don't know his status and you still want to bargain with me?

"......"

When Sarutobi Hiruzen heard this, his expression suddenly froze, and after a while, the corner of his mouth twitched fiercely.

Damn, this is too much! This brat Youyu has gone too far!

After all, he, Sarutobi Hiruzen, is also the Third Hokage, the apparent leader of Konoha, yet he is actually like this......

"Swish---"

Just when Sarutobi Hiruzen was filled with indignation, Yuyu took out a stack of IOUs signed by Sarutobi Hiruzen and slapped them in front of Sarutobi Hiruzen.

"Old man, what do you want to say?"

Youyu looked at the stiff-faced Sarutobi Hiruzen and asked with a grin.

"No, it's nothing, I mean, I must take good care of those two brats, no, Naruto and Sasuke."

Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at the stack of IOUs slapped in front of him, showed a smile that was uglier than crying, and said.

Sarutobi Hiruzen has no doubt that if he dares to refuse, let alone Yuu's sword. Quick or not.

Just these IOUs, people all over the world will know the next day! The third generation Hokage of Konoha is saddled with an extremely heavy debt!

This will make the two bastards Jiraiya and Orochimaru fight. , and his situation in the whirlpool of the world is even worse.

As the longest-reigning Hokage in Konoha and the leader of the famous Sarutobi clan, he actually owes such a heavy debt.

There is room for imagination in this. , it’s really enough.

Sarutobi Hiruzen simply can’t imagine how he will be organized if this news is revealed.

At his current age, and having experienced great changes in Konoha, Sarutobi Hiruzen cares most about What is it?

Of course it is face and reputation!

Although Sarutobi Hiruzen has no image at all in front of Yuyu, but in front of outsiders, Sarutobi Hiruzen is still very careful about his image as the Third Hokage.

He is also planning As for retirement, if Yuyu hadn't been tested several times and Yuyu had no intention of becoming Hokage, or even a Jonin, he would have handed Yuyu the position of Hokage long ago. In the last period of his tenure, Yuu Yu Hiruzen doesn't want to be the talk of the world.

Thinking about his Hokage career over the past few decades, although there are many flaws and mistakes, it can be regarded as conscientious.

He has experienced great changes in Konoha, although his main contribution is There is Yu, but he is also destined to leave a strong mark in the history of Konoha.

If something goes wrong in the final stage of retirement, it will be impossible to cry.

So, faced with such a threat, Yuu Hiruzen Sarutobi closed his eyes and obeyed!

Isn't it just to take care of children?! He, Hiruzen Sarutobi, has never seen any big storms in his life?

And he is still afraid of two babies who are just a few months old?!

"......."

Jiraiya and Orochimaru, seeing Sarutobi Hiruzen agree, looked at each other and showed a meaningful smile.

The old man wouldn't think that the two brats Naruto and Sasuke were the same as ordinary babies, right?

Jiraiya and Orochimaru shuddered at the thought of spending a nightmare week with Naruto and Sasuke at Yuu's place.

Although Naruto and Sasuke were handed over to Sarutobi Hiruzen, Yuyu would not fill Naruto and Sasuke with wine from time to time like he did in his mansion.

But Orochimaru and Jiraiya had already discovered that the two brats Naruto and Sasuke were captured by Yu YuYes, I have become addicted to alcohol!

Sometimes, when Naruto and Sasuke cry, it's not because they want to drink breast milk, but because they want to drink breast milk......drink wine!

When I think of Sarutobi Hiruzen using his experience of raising ordinary children, he brought up Naruto and Sasuke.

When feeding Naruto and Sasuke with breast milk, not only would Naruto and Sasuke not stop crying, but they would cry even more violently. Jiraiya and Orochimaru had the urge to laugh.

As for reminding Sarutobi Hiruzen? Jiraiya and Orochimaru were not so kind.

The old man took advantage of others' danger and beat them up, but they remembered it.

They were still waiting to see how the old man could remind him when he was so anxious.

"Well, very good, old man, I'll leave it to you then. I'll take care of things here first."

Youyu nodded with satisfaction and said to Sarutobi Hiruzen

"......"

Orochimaru and Jiraiya, who were making eye contact and gloating about their misfortune, suddenly stiffened.

Handle the matter here?

Yes, what happened?!

Jiraiya and Orochimaru watched in horror as Yuyu stood up slowly and took Qiushui into his hands, with a sinister smile on his face.

"Clang!"

"Snake-playing bastards, toad idiots, how dare you two to sneak into the hospital because you are so lazy?"

Youyu had a sinister smile on his face, and Qiu Shui's black and purple blade was emitting an astonishing cold light.

These two bastards wouldn't think that they were injured and this matter would be over, right?

"Yes, Youyu, please listen to my explanation, yes, it was Orochimaru who attacked me secretly!"

"Yes, Youyu, don't listen to Jiraiya."

Jiraiya and Orochimaru looked at Qiushui, the black sword with a cold light, their faces turned pale, they broke out in cold sweat, and they waved their hands repeatedly.

"You two, go to hell and repent!"

Youyu laughed ferociously, and under the horrified gazes of Jiraiya and Orochimaru, he raised the autumn water

"Ouch!!!"

"Bones, bones, are going to crack!"

Jiraiya and Orochimaru screamed again and again. Even at their peak, they couldn't hide from Yuu's sword.

Not to mention they were lying on the hospital bed at this moment.

Jiraiya and Orochimaru could only Youyu was tortured and screamed repeatedly

"boom!"

"Lord Jiraiya, Lord Orochimaru, what's wrong?!"

The screams of Jiraiya and Orochimaru frightened the medical ninjas outside the door.

Initially, they didn't pay much attention, after all, the Hokage was inside, but as the commotion in the ward became louder and louder, the person in charge The captain of the medical team couldn't stand it any longer and rushed in with several medical ninjas.

If Orochimaru and Jiraiya were in trouble in the hospital, he couldn't bear the responsibility.

"Yes, Master Youyu?! When did you come?"

When he pushed open the door to the ward and saw the scene inside, the captain of the medical class froze in his movements. He looked at Youyu and said respectfully.

"After a while, these two idiots were so noisy that they kept fighting even after being admitted to the hospital. I would like to trouble you to bandage them again."

Youyu showed a kind smile and said

"This, this is what we should do."

The captain of the medical class heard this,Some were flattered and said

"Thank you for your hard work. By the way, don't be too polite to the two of them, be strict, otherwise they will start fighting again."

Youyu patted the captain of the medical team on the shoulder and encouraged him.

Then he walked out of the ward with Sarutobi Hiruzen, who looked stiff.

"Yes, Mr. Youyu is so kind."

"Yes, yes, who said Master Youyu is fierce? It’s just a rumor!"

"This was all maliciously arranged by the group of Iwagakure, Sunagakure and Kumogakure!"......

After Yuyu left, the ninjas in the medical class started talking excitedly.

"I, I said, can you bandage us?"

Jiraiya and Orochimaru were lying on the hospital bed in pain, sweating profusely.

After waiting for a long time, these medical ninjas didn't finish their discussion, so they hurriedly spoke.

If they didn't speak, they were afraid of dying on the hospital bed!

And listen to this That's what a bunch of bastards are saying.

Yuu, Kazuya?! What a bastard!

Jiraiya and Orochimaru, who felt the pain tearing through their bodies, roared in their hearts.

"Sorry, Lord Jiraiya, Lord Orochimaru."

After Jiraiya and Orochimaru called out countless times, the captain of the medical team walked up to Jiraiya and Orochimaru with an apologetic look and led the medical ninjas who were still immersed in excitement. They were about to call him The medical class ninja who was being treated by Jiraiya and Orochimaru suddenly thought of what Master Ariyu said to him.

"Lord Jiraiya, Lord Orochimaru, since you are admitted to the hospital, you must abide by the hospital's rules. If you fight again, you may die!"

The captain of the medical class said with a serious face.

Although Lord Yuu asked him to be stricter, facing Jiraiya and Orochimaru, this is the limit of what the captain of the medical class can do.

Then the captain of the medical class, He treated Jiraiya and Orochimaru.

However, these words still made Jiraiya and Orochimaru's lips twitch.

They started fighting on their own?! Are you so fucking blind?!

Jiraiya Yaya and Orochimaru cursed in their hearts. At this moment, Jiraiya and Orochimaru really wanted to gouge out the eyes of the medical squad leader.

Are you blind about the stab wounds on their bodies? Can't you see them?!

"Huh? How could there be a stab wound?"

At this time, the captain of the medical class suddenly murmured in confusion.

"！！！"

You finally discovered it!

Jiraiya and Orochimaru were about to burst into tears. Did they do it themselves? He was clearly chopped down by Youyu!

"Lord Jiraiya, Lord Orochimaru! Dangerous items like ninja swords are not allowed in the hospital. Please take them out."

The captain of the medical class looked solemn and said.

"....."

Jiraiya and Orochimaru turned green when they heard this.

What the hell, this guy not only has trouble with his eyes, but also has trouble with his head!

At this moment, Orochimaru and Jiraiya really wanted to roar out the truth.

The kind-hearted Lord Youyu you think is actually a tyrant!

But when they thought about the consequences, Jiraiya and Orochimaru twitched the corners of their mouths and slumped down.

Youyu, but veryIt doesn't matter what his image is among the people. If they really dare to talk nonsense, they will be chopped by Youyu a few times, and they probably won't see the sun tomorrow!

"Knife, knife cut off."

After repeated questioning by the captain of the medical team, Jiraiya and Orochimaru twitched their mouths and came up with an extremely poor reason.

"Cut off? No wonder the bones of both adults are broken. You two adults need to take good care of your injuries. If the fight starts again, I will have to change your ward."

The captain of the medical team said as he connected the broken bones of Jiraiya and Orochimaru. The pain made the two of them break into cold sweats.

"knew."

Jiraiya and Orochimaru said weakly.

Damn it, these bastards would rather believe that the knife was cut off than that it was Yuu who cut it.

Are the bones of the two of them that hard?!!!