People in Naruto: Drinking makes you stronger

Konoha, Yuu’s home

"Come on, mother-in-law, give me a kick. This time, I brought you a lot of good things.

Let’s have a drink together later!"

Youyu buried his whole body comfortably on the sofa, carelessly put his legs on Tsunade's body, and said with a drunken mouth.

"Really, Youyu, why did you drink so much again? Didn’t you go to Mt. Miaomu?"

Tsunade looked at Youyu's drunken face and said helplessly.

"Xi Yan, Hong, went to get a basin of water."

Tsunade said to Xi Yan and Hong while skillfully covering her fists with chakra and gently tapping Yu Yu's legs.

"explain.....What to say?! Will I get drunk?! When have I had too much to drink? Will my man get drunk?"

When Youyu heard this, he immediately looked dissatisfied. He glared at Tsunade's angelic pretty face and said angrily.

"Well, Shizune, help Youyu press your temples."

Tsunade nodded perfunctorily and said to Shizune beside her.

"Buzz---"

Hearing this, Shizune carefully covered her hands with chakra, and carefully massaged Yuyu's temples.

"call---chatter---"

"Why are you here? Don’t you know that you need to report in advance to enter Qi Mu’s house?"

Seeing Youyu closing his eyes comfortably and snoring slightly, Tsunade frowned and looked at Jiraiya who was standing not far away, and said

"......"

Jiraiya, who looked at Yuyu with envy on his face, almost burst into tears when he heard Tsunade say this.

Although you have become Youyu's wife, he and Tsunade were also former teammates and fellow disciples, right?!

Seeing Tsunade act like a lady of the Saiki family, and Shizune and the girls taking care of Yuyu with loving expressions on their faces, Jiraiya felt sour in his heart.

How can it be repaired? Youyu is so enviable!!!

Compared with Youyu, Jiraiya is just a beggar!

No! Not as good as a beggar!

Look at Youyu's current life. Even a novel writer like him can't imagine such a life!

Compared with Youyu's life, the life in his book, the life he thought was extravagant, was nothing!

Thinking of those books of his that were very popular, Jiraiya not only didn't feel happy, but felt sad.

Not enough imagination!

He didn't even have the courage to imagine the kind of life Youyu lived.

How poignant is this?

Yuyu's daily life turned out to be that of one of the"Three Ninjas", the"Toad Sage of Mt. Miaomu"."，""Crazy ghost" Jiraiya-sama, you can't even think of it!

It's simply.....So jealous!!!

"Um? Jiraiya, have you not been to Konoha Hospital for a long time?"

Tsunade looked at Jiraiya with an expression of gritted teeth and frowned.

"......No, no, I, I carry the wine for Youyu, the one who carries the wine."

When Jiraiya heard this, he shuddered all over and waved his hands repeatedly.

Although in terms of the number of times he was beaten and the degree of cruelty, Yuu was the most severe.

But when it comes to the person who sent him to Konoha Hospital the most times, he Tsunade is the best!

It’s not because of anything else, it’s because ever since Yuyu possessed the power known as the"power of all things", he would always be killed by cutting him!

But usually in the end, he would kill him on the spot. He was treated well and recovered as before. Naturally, he did not need to go to the hospital anymore.

And Tsunade? On the first day he met Tsunade, he was beaten into the hospital by Tsunade.

After Tsunade learned the strange power boxing, she became even more ferocious!

After making Tsunade unhappy, Konoha Hospital was his home.

Thinking about it this way, Jiraiya felt even more sad.

These two people could probably beat him to Konoha Hospital as many times as he wanted. A record has been set!

Fortunately, no one with good deeds can keep statistics on this kind of thing. Otherwise, the face of his"crazy ghost" Jiraiya would really be gone.

"liquor?"

Tsunade was speechless as she looked at the huge package behind Jiraiya.

The man in his family never forgets to bring wine back wherever he goes.

Saiki family, is there a shortage of wine?

No! Not at all!

All kinds of famous names from all over the world They couldn't even drink the precious wine, and the Saiki family's wine warehouse couldn't store it.

Even the wine storage base that Yuu ordered Danzo to build was close to full capacity. With so much wine, to be honest, Tsunade couldn't even store it. I'm quite worried about Youyu's health.

After all, although Youyu's physique is undoubtedly special, alcohol so far has done no harm to Youyu's body except for its benefits.

Others tend to become more and more haggard as they drink. When you drink, the more you drink, the better your health will be.

But as the best medical ninja in the ninja world, and also the best doctor, he still has a somewhat erotic view of alcohol.

From time to time, Tsunade will have to fight with Together with Shizune, Tsunade did a full-body examination on Yuyu in a way that should not be allowed to outsiders.

Although the conclusion drawn every time was that Yuyu's body was healthier than before, Tsunade still did not dare to let down her guard..After all, Youyu is everything to them.

Naturally, Tsunade does not dare to be careless about Youyu's body.

So from time to time, Tsunade will use various indescribable things to try to make Young Master Youyu Drink some.

Although every time, Tsunade and the girls will pay an extremely"tragic" price, they still enjoy it.

Now, they have finally achieved results. Youyu has not been drunk for a long time, and went to Miaomu Mountain. She actually drank too much again.

Tsunade was naturally extremely annoyed.

Of course, the target of the irritation was naturally Jiraiya.

After all, in the Saiki family, Yuu is always right, which is the first sentence of the family motto.

To It's not that Yuyu is sleeping soundly, she still wants to beat Yuyu's legs. Now Tsunade wants to let this bastard Jiraiya know how powerful the strange power punch is!

"Tsunade-sama, no, these wines are different......"

Seeing Tsunade-sama's expression as if she wanted to tear his teacher apart, Minato smiled bitterly and spoke.

It's not a big deal for Tsunade-sama to beat his teacher, after all, his teacher is already used to being beaten by Yuyu, and he has rough skin and thick flesh.

If the aftermath damages the wine, the trouble will be big.

So Minato quickly explained the origin of these drinks

"Fruit wine made from fruits that took hundreds of years to bear fruit?"

After listening, the corner of Tsunade's mouth moved, and she was a little moved.

As expected, even among the three holy places, Mount Miaomu has the strongest foundation.

Unexpectedly, there is such a fruit wine there.

But Tsunade thought for a moment , and didn’t have much reaction.

After all, there are many magical items in Shigu Forest.

But Xi Yan, Hong, Lin, and Shizune are different.

They have never been to Miaomu Mountain or Shigu Forest. They heard that there are hundreds of years of As soon as the fruit wine was brewed, the faces of people were amazed.

Even Xiyan and Lin, who were not very interested in wine, could not take their beautiful eyes away at this time.

Fruits that took hundreds of years to mature, let alone I've seen it, even if I've heard it, I've never heard of it.

At this time, the girls remembered Youyu's words"I brought you something good".

Suddenly, they looked at the beautiful eyes of Youyu who was snoring. , as soft as water.

The girls are all too aware of Youyu's obsession with wine.

This kind of rare sight, even Miaomu Mountain, one of the three holy places, has accumulated these fruit wines for thousands of years, even more so Rare.

To put it harshly, it is uncertain whether they can wait for fruits of the same quality to mature again in this life.

But Youyu is not stingy at all towards them, even except for Hong and Tsunade , the other women are not very interested in wine.

"Okay, put the wine down and go."

Tsunade looked at Yu Yu's sleeping face and couldn't look away. However, thinking that there were outsiders here, she looked away with difficulty and waved her hand impatiently, signaling Jiraiya to get out of here.

".......I know, I know."

When Jiraiya heard this, the corner of his mouth twitched.

He also fantasized that because of his hard work and merit, Tsunade could make the decision and give him a bottle of good wine.

But now it seems that there is no way!

Jiraiya I could only hand over the heavy backpack to several maids in despair, and left with Minato with a sad look on my face.

How can I repair it! Youyu! How enviable!!!.......

"Wow!---"

"call---chatter---call---Um?"

In his sleep, Youyu felt as if he was in clouds, extremely soft and comfortable. The sound of water flowing into Youyu's ears, and the water lapping against Youyu's body made Youyu feel extremely relaxed.

I don't know why. After a while, Youyu stretched, rubbed his eyes, and opened his eyes.

"Youyu, are you awake?"

Shizune looked at Youyu with a surprised look on her face and said

"Um? Why did I soak in the hot spring? Where's my wine? explain! Are you hiding Shizune?!"

Youyu pulled Shizune into his heart, causing Shizune to exclaim and said with a ferocious smile.

"Don't bully Shizune, I threw you in because you smell like alcohol."

Tsunade clappedZhang Youyu said angrily,

"......leave?!"

Youyu's face turned green when he heard this.

This bitch! Now she's talking less and less about who is the head of the Qi Mu family! She even used the word"lost" to describe him!

It's really the opposite! We must defend the majesty of the head of the family!

"Wow---ah!"

A burst of water stirred up, and circles of ripples spread out on the hot spring, like the most beautiful flowers, constantly blooming.......

"Really, really.....Even after drinking too much, he is still so energetic."

I don't know how long it took, Tsunade pushed Youyu with a pretty face and said angrily.

"Wow---"

"Hee hee, Sister Tsunade, you still need to exercise!"

Lin and Xi Yan, Hong, pushed a trolley over here, which was filled with exquisite dishes.

Lin showed a wicked smile, looked at Tsunade and said with a smile

"Nizi, have you been itchy lately?"

When Tsunade heard this, her pretty face turned red suddenly, and then she said angrily. As she said that, she started to find her bathrobe.

".......Yes, Youyu, protect me!"

Lin was startled, and hurriedly ran to Yuyu's side, saying with a scared look on her face. Lin was both close to and afraid of Tsunade.

After all, Lin's medical ninjutsu was taught by Tsunade. Tsunade is notoriously strict when it comes to teaching medical ninjutsu. She won't let anything slip just because of their relationship.

Lin also received a few blows from Tsunade's strange love punches.

"Don't worry, as long as I'm here, this woman won't be able to make any trouble!"

Youyu put on his bathrobe and sat on the edge of the hot spring pool. He hugged Lin with an expression of"I'll cover you."

"Pooh!"

Hearing Youyu's words, Tsunade sighed with a blushing face as she thought of the waves rising from the hot spring just now.

"Xiyan, Hong, fill up the wine for me! Try them all, this is a rare and good wine....."

Youyu said to Xiyan and Hong. After that, he looked proud and prepared to brag.

"It’s a fruit wine brewed from fruits grown on Mt. Myoboku that have only matured over a century."

Tsunade looked at Youyu's showoff, remembered what happened just now, and said deliberately

"......Jiraiya! Watergate!"

Youyu choked for a moment, and then gnashed his teeth in anger and muttered.

These two bastards actually said in advance that next time they see each other, they must be chopped with one knife!

"Okay, Youyu, let’s have a drink."

Seeing Youyu gritting his teeth, Hong smoothed Youyu's brow in a funny way, tenderly handed Youyu a glass of fruit wine, and said with a smile

"Well, you like drinking the most, drink more."

Youyu looked at Hong and grinned.

"Come! Dry!"

Youyu waved his hand, and amidst the delicate laughter of the girls, he had a drink with them.

"good wine---"

Youyu breathed out a breath of alcohol in relief

"Mother-in-law, go and give me a big cup. This one is too small."

Youyu kicked Tsunade with his foot and grinned.

"No! I just woke up from the wine. There is only so much wine in total. Is there any more? Tsunade snorted and said

"No?! Mother-in-law, do you know what the Qi Mu family’s family law is?!"

Youyu looked at Tsunade and suddenly became angry.

It seems that the lesson just now was not deep enough.！

"Humph, is this the family law of the Saiki family?"

When Tsunade heard this, an intriguing smile appeared on her lips.

"......Um?"

As the rustling sound rang out, Youyu raised his head and looked up.

At this sight, his eyes immediately straightened.

".......Isn’t this a stumbling block on the road to success?"

Youyu looked up at the ceiling and sighed.

"Wow---"

Along with the sound of water splashing, the waves kept rolling up.