Phoenix Fight
Chapter 24: Look! Handjob
Flower branch is the name of Bai Languo's whip.
The old man of Baiyan is good at swords, so the happy gate is another school of swordsmanship. The sword is a weapon that must be learned and refined for beginners and masters. In addition, the old man of Baiyan also builds them according to the characteristics of each apprentice. With exclusive weapons, Qing Yiheng is a knife, Bai Languo is a whip, Mei Junzhi is a crossbow, and Xi Louyue is a dart.
Qing Yiheng's knife is called "Leng Mang", which is in line with his cold-faced killer characteristics.
Bai Languo’s whip is called "Huazhi", she changed the name of the original Bai Languo——Hua Lao, Bai Languo thinks "Hua Lao" is too enchanting, or "Hua Zhi" is much easier to understand, I still remember At that time, classmate Xiaomei asked innocently: "Sister, why don't you just change it to'anthodontic trembling'?" Bai Languo replied: "trembling your sister!", from then on, "your sister" The modern curse vocabulary of this kind has become the living sign of Happy Gate...
carry on……
Mei Junzhi's crossbow was called "Grey Machine", which was also changed from Bai Languo to "Shifeng". Bai Languo said, "Shifeng is too vulgar, my sister will change it for you!" Xiaomei was still depressed for several days, because he felt that the name "gray machine" was not domineering enough, and it was more difficult to reflect the characteristics of the crossbow. It would be better to change to "aircraft". Bai Languo hugged Mei Junzhi in shock at the time. With emotion: "God! Mei Mei! You actually realized the word'airplane', how can you make people feel bad after two thousand years!" Mei Junzhi was decisively frightened by her senior sister's posture, so he admitted his fate : "Oh, forget it, then call it a'gray machine'..."
And "Yuewu" is the name of Xilouyue's darts. Like Qing Yiheng's "Lengmang", it has not been tainted by Bai Languo's thinking and has maintained her virginity.
Even so, the Happy Door brand "Leng Mang Ji Feng, Moon Dance Hualao" that Baiyan old man is proud of has turned into "Leng Mang Handicraft, Moon Dance Flower Branch"...
"Oh... so this is the legendary moon dance dart?" At that time, Bai Languo squatted in front of the pile of corpses, studying the beautiful crescent-shaped dart with envy, and it was really made like a natural one. Ben Yinyue, the silversmith who was lucky enough to have this dart didn't go back to the modern age, otherwise how could the brothers Chow Tai Fook and Chow Dasheng live?
Bai Languo sighed with emotion, decisively met with Mei Junzhi's contempt: "Senior Sister, are you suffering from amnesia or something? How come you don't even know Yuewu?"
"Um...ah...this...I'm just selective amnesia." Of course you know Bai Languo before, but you don't know what Xiaomei, the person squatting in front of you is still your senior sister. The soul may be your grandson's grandson's grandson's grandson's grandson...'s grandson.
"But the second brother is really true!" Before Mei Junzhi continued to despise herself, Bai Languo threw the object of complaint to Xi Louyue, "Good people and good things are not done to the end. Now how can I carry you two alone? Go back? Is it the same door? How can you just pat your **** and leave?"
"The second brother did not pat his **** before leaving!" Xiaomei was very serious.
"Ah...this is just a status modifier..." Bai Languo struck haha.
"Senior Sister always makes random words and sentences!"
"If you can live to two thousand years old and see all the vicissitudes of life, you will believe that what I said is a fact!"
"Senior Sister is talking nonsense again..." Mei Junzhi said helplessly, "Are you willing to recite me and go back? If you refuse to recite, I can only crawl back!"
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