Picked a Killer as My Wife

The ancients said: The power can carry the trip, but the overlord! This brave, unparalleled in the world!

It is about Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu in ancient times!

Legend has it that the overlord of the Western Chu is a true hero and a true hero!

The Ouyang family in Jinghai City also had a "talent" once in a hundred years. The man was as strong as an ox since he was a child. He carried a stone pier at the age of eight. It is said that he could kill an alive cow with a punch.

It's a pity that this person is not as brave as Xiang Yu, he is a fool, and he is an out-and-out fool.

His name is "Silly Maner".

It is said that this silly boy has a big head and extremely developed limbs. Only his head is underdeveloped. Since he was born, he has become extremely awkward. He would walk on the ground when he was 3 years old and talk when he was more than 5 years old. He thought he was a dumb, but it was a pity that everyone was awakened after abruptly calling "Mom". It turned out that he was not a dumb, but a fool.

The only thing this silly man loved to do since he was a child was squatting on the ground and pouting his **** to watch the ants walk... He watched with gusto, and was fascinated.

No one knew what he was looking at, and no one knew what doorway he could see from the ants on the ground.

The only thing I know is, don't make him look at the ants on the ground...or else he must be broken by the bones that this kid beat.

Jinghai City.

On a bus from the outskirts of the city to the city center, the bus is still quite crowded because of the large number of people.

But what is surprising is that these crowded people are squeezing tightly in the front place... and the back is empty.

How is this going? Could it be that those people like to be so crowded?

It turned out that there was a burly guy sitting in the back.

At a glance, this guy didn't have a terrifying height of two meters...When this well-built guy sat down, one **** occupies 4 seats.

The strong muscles emerging from the two arms carry an explosive wildness... At first glance, the first word that comes to mind is: Beast!

It's a pity that such a developed and strong fierce man, but his face looks immature and silly, giving people a "two hundred and five" feeling, plus he is really not suitable for clothes, it is almost as if he was a big drastic If you move a little, the clothes will hiss and be torn to pieces.

The most terrible thing is his big hammer-like hand, tightly holding a lollipop, squinting his silly eyes and licking with relish... one click... two more... more What's terrible is that this kid's nose was still running, and the **** fluid almost got into his mouth.

Such a terrible guy, no wonder those people who ride in the car have to stand in front, and they don't want to get close to him.

Next to this stupid strong boy sits an old man. The old man wears clothes that are even more torn than this stupid big one. He wears coarse cloth clothes and a pair of hemp-soled shoes under his feet. He tilts his head there and his face is noisy. Mixed and sloppy, it feels like a beggar.

Such two "weirds" have become a unique landscape, and those standing in front are reluctant to approach them, and even some people are still talking about it at the moment.

But he said that the stupid guy who looked like a "stupid" and the sloppy old man did not shy away from these people's arguments.

The silly big guy still licked the lollipop in his hand with relish, squinted, once, twice...sometimes, he even took a deep breath of that terrible snot... and then grinned at the front one. The girl in the miniskirt smirked.

The girl was so scared that she almost jumped out of the car, and hurriedly drilled into the crowd, as if she was afraid that this "beast" grabbed her delicate body and directly "do it".

The sloppy old man next to him is even more terrible. Although he is dressed up and dressed like a beggar, his behavior is not like a beggar at all, but an uncle!

Which beggar dares to stretch his feet on the front seat?

That beggar dared to occupy the seat of three people alone, and still slept with his head tilted there to sleep?

And this "old man" dares.

Such two weird people sitting in such a bus really make those who ride the bus all the way to the ground.

Those people are reluctant to approach two people like this.

Finally, the car knocked Panpan finally into the downtown area of ​​Jinghai City.

The old man seemed to have been awakened by the bustling and noisy world outside the car. He suddenly stretched out a long waist, then yawned unmannered, and then rubbed his face with scumbags. Old face, opened his eyes.

After opening those eyes, Yi was dazzling.

After opening it, he smiled and looked at the stupid man next to him, then raised his eyes to look at Jinghai City outside, and suddenly muttered: "It's so **** far...in a car on this road, I almost didn't sit my old guy's **** in half."

"Suffer, it's a **** thing."

After speaking, he suddenly turned his sloppy old face to look at the big silly man in front of him, smiled there and said, "Silly man...I'm back, let's go home..."

The "macho" called the silly man only sucked the lollipop in his hand and turned a deaf ear to the words of the old man in front of him.

"Silly Man'er, the old man is talking to you..." The old man who was talking lightly patted the silly man with a thin hand.

After taking a picture of the "silly man", the silly man suddenly turned his head, his silly eyes suddenly became like beasts, and he glared at the old man in front of him.

The old man suddenly fell silent, and couldn't help moving his body to one side, as if he was afraid that this "monster" would be unhappy, grabbing his thin body and throwing it out of the car.

Glancing at the old man, Silly Man'er continued to **** the lollipop in his hand, very happy, sucking it happily.

"Mother, this brat, wait a minute, will the old man buy you a lollipop?" The old man muttered to himself.

As the car was walking along the way, the sloppy old man raised his sharp eyes and looked at the bustling Jinghai City outside the car window. There was a strange light in his eyes, which seemed to have an infinite familiarity with this city. , And the "silly big guy" next to him was sucking the lollipop in his hand with relish from beginning to end.

Finally, he finished eating that lollipop, and he distressedly licked the plastic stick of the lollipop with his tongue.

"Nothing..." The voice like Hong Zhong suddenly came out of the big silly man's mouth, and then he held the lollipop stick in his sturdy hand and said to the old man next to him, stupid. An innocent look on his face.