Picked a Killer as My Wife

Also shocked are the vicissitudes of life!

"My day, I lost it! I knew I was throwing this guy down, so I am now the madam of the dignified elders!" The vicissitudes of life said with a drooling girl looking at Li Tian.

"What are you talking about?" Tang Xiaolong, who was sitting in the vicissitudes of life, glared at her and asked.

"Haha, husband, husband, dear, I am teasing you!" The vicissitudes of life said with a happy face holding Tang Xiaolong's arm.

Although Tang Xiaolong's cultivation level is not very high, Tang Xiaolong has made the vicissitudes of life feel the pleasure of being a woman. Now, to Tang Xiaolong, the vicissitudes of life are compliant.

Tang Xiaolong's current status is a student of the upper academy. Naturally, this was arranged by the elders of the Nether Academy Presbyterian Association for Li Tian. At the same time, Situ Ningbing also entered the upper academy.

As for the three women in Situ Ningbing's dormitory, they didn't wait until Situ Ningbing returned to the dormitory, so they couldn't get Situ Ningbing's forgiveness. They had secretly escaped from the Nether Academy a few days ago.

Waiting for them must be miserable.

...

Li Tian accepted the authorization and officially became the elder of the Nether Academy.

Standing on the rostrum, Li Tian accepted the cheers of the mountains and the tsunami.

The old dean graciously invited Li Tian to perform a show. Li Tian was not polite. He picked up the guitar and sang and played while holding the guitar. It was the **** the opposite side who looked over at the pompous song.

The guy who sang this song in the Netherworld Academy had been beaten by the bald quintet, and he was still lying on the bed in his residence. If Zi Chuanyan saw today's scene, he might have had his heart to die!

Li Tian is very coquettish, jumping and hopping on the guitar.

It is a pity that the people in Netherworld Academy are not cold to this kind of song, and it has not aroused many people's interest. Even the elders in the audience frowned and shook their heads.

"What are you singing! Go on!"

"Sure enough, there is shady, how did such a stuff become an elder?"

"This guy won't be the **** of the old dean, right?"

The students on the stage have everything to say. If the audience students in the audience can throw bricks, Li Tian will receive tens of thousands of bricks this time, and at least he can build a few houses.

Li Tian is very unwilling!

Damn, you can't appreciate the beauty of pop songs. It seems that I can only offer another piece of mine.

"Ahem! I'm just warming up. I didn't expect everyone to be so shameless. In that case, I can only create a poem that you can appreciate!" Li Tian thought in his heart.

After singing a song, Li Tian wanted to continue, and was dragged off the stage by the elders and others.

"Elder Li Tian, ​​what are you singing? That poem is so vulgar, how can you be in such an elegant hall?" The material elder said with a gloomy expression.

Li Tian was a little unhappy at first, but when he saw the material elder look like he was leaning on the old and selling the old, he even taught him a lesson, and he suddenly felt unhappy.

Li Tian's mind turned, thinking of the vulgarity and elegance that a non-famous comedian in the earth world said before the end of the world!

"Elder Material Supplies, I want to ask you, what is elegance? What is vulgarity?"

"The poems and songs are elegant, you are so vulgar!" The material elder said disdainfully.

Li Tian nodded slightly, and then said: "Yes, listening to poems and singing is elegant, watching my song interpretation is vulgar; watching the body art is elegant, the couple telling pornographic jokes is vulgar; drinking tea is elegant, eating garlic is vulgar."

All the surrounding elders noticed Li Tian's expression, and their attention was completely attracted by Li Tian's words. They wanted to know what Li Tian would say next.

Li Tian sneered and said, "Mr. Gorky taught us, go to your grandma's legs!"

The material elder didn't know what kind of chicken Gorky was, whether it was some kind of high-level monster in the dark forest, but the material elder knew that Li Tian was scolding him, and couldn't help but said angrily: "Li Tian! You... how dare you dare? scold me?"

Li Tian didn't seem to have seen this fool at all, and continued: "What is Ya and what is Vulgar?"

Many elders did not pay attention to the material elders, and continued to stare at Li Tian.

"Good teeth are elegant, and people are vulgar. A good word is a good word. This word is pronounced elegant!"

"Correct"

Many elders nodded at the same time.

"Say it out of your mouth, it's okay if you're full, and you sit there and talk about it. This is Ya; a single person has a grain and a grain of whole grains. This word is vulgar! Eating and drinking Lazard is vulgar."

The old dean and the great elder also nodded at the same time.

"People can be silent, that is, you don't need elegant things, but you dare to say that you don't eat or drink Lazard?"

"You can't live without this vulgarity! Elegance and vulgarity, vulgarity and elegance complement each other. Drinking coffee is garlic, and the sky is always the same! Don't **** pretend to be grandson in front of anyone!" Li Tian said.

Li Tian heard this cross talk many times before the end of the world. If someone praised it, the effect would be better. But today Li Tian said it by himself. Although the effect is lacking, he still talks about the material elders with a full face. Bright red, can't speak for a long time!

As soon as Li Tian's voice fell, the old dean took the lead to applaud, followed by other elders applauding, and then the other students in the complex stood up and applauded Li Tian.

Especially those students from the lower academy!

With this stand-up comedy by Li Tian, ​​the atmosphere in the venue was immediately fired up. Later, after several elders took the stage, they sang the poems they created by singing.

Different from concerts, these elders’ cultivation bases are really powerful. When they sing poems, they condense the spiritual power in the body into a brush with the thickness of a bowl, and then let this spiritual power brush write them in the air. Poems sung!

The atmosphere in the entire venue was more enthusiastic, and the students of the academy sang along with excitement.

The material elder sat down and sullenly, but stared at Li Tian resentfully in his eyes, wishing to eat Li Tiansheng alive now.

"Li Tian, ​​the material elder Jiaxuan must report, you have to be careful in the future! Why don't you move to my residence recently, let's do repairs together?" Fifth Shuiyue sat next to Li Tian and said to Li Tian.

Li Tian shook his head slightly and said, "No way, in this Nether Academy, I don't believe that he dare to do anything to me?"

"In the Netherworld Academy, he will naturally not embarrass you openly, but be careful that he wears small shoes for you. From today onwards, I move to your residence. We are dual-cultivation partners. Always separate like this is not conducive to our cultivation!" Yue changed the subject and said.

Whether Li Tian agrees or not, Fifth Shuiyue has already decided so.

On the stage, the elders came on stage one by one and began their coquettish performances. Almost every elder on stage could arouse cheers from the students.

Soon it was the turn of the material elders to take the stage, but the material elders left the scene early!

"This bastard, dare to do this on such an important occasion!" The Great Elder thought rather uncomfortably.

"Or let me come! I just discussed the vulgarity and elegance with the elder of the material, and I just felt it, and created a poem. Now I will sing it to everyone using the vulgar singing method the elder of the material said, please taste it!" Li Tian said with a sneer.