Picked a Killer as My Wife

The word Niubi is a life idiom of the Chinese people in the earth world, which is slightly vulgar.

In the Netherworld, the word hardly appears. Therefore, when these villagers heard Niubi say his name, these villagers also felt that Niubi was quite awesome!

The awesome father is called Niu Dan.

When he was young, he was called Xiaodan, and when he became an adult, he was called Niu Xiaodan, and now it is called Niu Dan. It is estimated that after a cow egg is old, it may be called Niu Lao Dan or Lao Niu Dan.

This name is nothing but a code name.

Niu Dan was quite excited. He held Li Tian's hand tightly with tears in his eyes, and his body trembled slightly. He said excitedly: "Thank you fairy, it was you who saved me in Niujia Village, and gave my ineffective son a name. If you don't If you dislike it, let Niubi recognize you as a godfather, so that Niubi can give you the end of life in the future!"

My day, what are these words!

Li Tian can't do it anymore!

"Father, my master is an immortal, an immortal existence!" Niubi was a little anxious, and said to Li Tian: "Fairy, my father has no culture, please forgive me!"

Okay, what else can Li Tian say?

"Xianren, in order to thank you for rescuing our Niujia Village, you must go to my house for dinner today, let me thank you, Lao Niu!"

"Niudan, go away. It is not your Niudan family's job to save the Niujia Village. Of course, I, the village chief, should entertain you for thanking the immortal!"

"This is absolutely not possible. We also have to thank the fairy, and we have to do our meager efforts! Fairy, let’s go to my house for dinner. I will let the child’s mother kill an old hen and let the calf pick some mushrooms. Come back, we are the old hen stewed mushrooms, the taste...tsk."

"Old hen stewed mushrooms? You can even think of it. Immortals don't eat fireworks in the world. Immortals, go to my house. I will burn you more paper money and burn more incense. I promise you will eat enough! "

"..."

I rub!

Even the paper money comes out, am I the **** fairy or ghost in your eyes!

Li Tian felt that he had to come out to clarify, otherwise maybe these **** would come up with a way to do it!

"Villagers, please pay attention, villagers, please note that I am not actually a fairy, I am just the incarnation of justice, the messenger of chivalry, the collection of heroes and beauty..."

"Ahem, I'm pulling it far. Actually, I'm a cultivator from Nether Academy. Do you know about Nether Academy?"

All the villagers shook their heads at the same time!

"Well, you still think of me as an immortal, but like everyone else, I eat whole grains, definitely not inhumane fireworks, let alone burn paper money and incense!"

"Also, the monster in Tiger Mountain is actually about the same as me..."

The faces of the villagers immediately showed horror, and they stepped back a few steps and looked at Li Tian vigilantly.

"Eh, okay, in fact, I am totally different from him. First of all, I am a human, and he is just a certain kind of animal. This animal becomes like him when he cultivates into a spirit. But please rest assured, that monster has been killed by me. kill."

However... a few minutes passed.

Li Tian still decided to give up his explanation.

All the villagers wanted to invite Li Tian to eat at his house, but Li Tian was not able to do so, so he could only spread the advanced dinner culture of the earth world to this small village in Netherworld.

"Dinner? Can the fairy give me some details?"

"A dinner is when all the families in the village gather to eat together! Each family prepares the meal in advance, then brings it over, puts it together, and everyone shares it together!" Li Tian explained.

"This is good, this method is good! Everyone eating together is equivalent to thanking the immortals together. As expected, the wisdom of the immortals far exceeds that of the laymen like me!" the old village chief said excitedly.

The old village chief began to arrange for families to go home to prepare meals.

In order to express the grandeur, the old village head put forward quite strict requirements on every household.

Then, the old village chief told the bear children in the village to go home, and took the tables, chairs, benches, etc. from the house one after another to the drying valley outside the Lao Wang courtyard next door.

Lao Wang next door is everywhere.

In a small mountain village in the Netherworld, there is also the next door Lao Wang.

What a shame!

Li Tian carefully observed the appearance of the village chief's children, hehe, these children are really beautiful, compared to the five big and thick men like the village chief, they are not carved out of a mold at all!

Li Tian came to the Shaigu Farm surrounded by many men. At this time, dozens of tables, chairs and benches had been placed in the center of the Shaigu Farm, and several bottles and jars had been placed on the Eight Immortals in the center.

"The fairy, the mountain village, there is nothing good to entertain the fairy, and the fairy is invited to take a seat. We will respect the fairy with water and wine to show our gratitude!" said the village chief.

Li Tian is also welcome.

If Li Tian is polite, these villagers will be even more frightened, they might not even dare to sit!

Li Tian was seated, and the village chief and Niu Dan accompanied Li Tian. Sitting across from Li Tian was the little boy, Niubi.

One person won the Daojiu ascend to heaven, because Li Tian gave Niubi a name, and has promised to teach Niubi cultivation methods, then Niubi will naturally become a pivotal figure in the village, correspondingly Niubi his father, the status of Niubi is also The tide goes up.

Niu Dan's expression was very proud. This was the first time he was at the same table with the village chief.

"Fairy, please drink this bowl!" The village head grabbed a jar and filled the porcelain bowl in front of Li Tian.

Li Tian looked at the light yellow liquid in the bowl, and there were still some debris suspended in the liquid!

It's wine, but it tastes very weak!

Drink it all!

Li Tian felt that the wine was a bit sour and astringent, and the alcohol content was the highest in beer.

It's not delicious!

Niubi wanted to drink too, but his father slapped him severely.

Niubi can only shed tears.

The old village chief filled Li Tian again, and asked in a pleasing tone: "Xianren, how does this wine taste? This is a wine brewed by our ancestors in Niujia Village. It is the most famous wine in Shili and Eight Villages! On weekdays! Only at weddings and funerals can we drink such fine wine!"

"It goes without saying that this is definitely the best wine in the world, I am afraid that the heavenly syrup and jade liquid are no more than that!" The cow egg carefully picked up the bowl, took a sip, and said happily.

"Huh, these vulgar people in our village will treat this wine as a treasure, and they are reluctant to drink it. The wine that the fairy drinks is definitely a thousand times better than this wine, ten thousand times!" Niubi said unconvincedly.

"Little baby, don't talk nonsense if you haven't experienced the world. There are dozens of villages near this Niujia Village. My old Niu has never been to, but there is really no way to brew wine that can match our village!" The village chief said vowing .

"Yes, yes! Although I don't have the knowledge of the village chief, I have walked through the four or five villages nearby. The wine in our village is indeed the best!" Niudan also echoed.

"It is tolerable or unbearable, these stupid humans dare to pretend to be in front of you, come, take out your wine and let them taste it, and let these people see what the real wine is!" Said.