Picking Up a General is Good For Farming

Chapter 2864: A joke that comes out of nowhere

"Aunt Han fell into the manure pit. I saw it just now. Go and save her!" the man repeated.

The reason why I didn't save anyone when I saw it was because I felt that Old Mrs. Han was covered in feces and disgusting, so I ran over to call the other members of Old Han's family.

After hearing this, the people of the Old Han family, except for the third room who showed a trace of disgust in his eyes, the others hurriedly ran towards the cesspool.

If you fall into a manure pit, you can't soak it for long, otherwise you may drown.

In addition, Mrs. Han was very drunk, so she probably didn't have the ability to struggle to get up.

Fortunately, it didn't take long and I found it in time. Now I can just go over and fish it out.

When the old Han family members arrived at the manure pit, they quickly grabbed Mrs. Han from the manure pit, and a foul smell followed.

Mrs. Han was also choked severely. After being caught, she couldn't help vomiting urine.

He was vomiting and coughing, and it took him a while to recover.

"Ahem, cough, cough, it really chokes me! It also stinks to death! Get me some water to rinse my mouth, otherwise I will really be suffocated to death!"

The fifth child of the Han family hurriedly went to get some water, handed it to Old Mrs. Han, and said to Old Mrs. Han, "Mom, come and have a drink of water!"

Mrs. Han took the cup, quickly rinsed some water, and then spit it out.

While vomiting, I felt nauseous.

The smell on Old Mrs. Han's body was so strong that anyone who came near her was so smelly that they quickly pinched their noses.

Father Han said, "Old lady, why did you accidentally fall into the manure pit when you were fine? Fortunately, you were found. Otherwise, you drowned in the manure pit. It would be so embarrassing if word spread!"

Old Mrs. Han was also a little angry, and she said to Father Han, "I said what you said as an old man is really irritating! It's like I want to fall in, isn't that how pitiful I am!"

"Okay, okay! Stop talking and go to the river to wash up! You are covered in feces and you can't wash it off at home!"

Old Mrs. Han curled her lips and muttered, "The river water is very cold today! If I go to the river to wash, I will freeze to death! I think you, an old man, just want me to die, right?" "

Father Han felt that Mrs. Han was really unreasonable, so he snorted and said, "If I wanted you to die, I wouldn't have picked you up from the manure pit and let you drown. I would have saved you. You Instead, he said something sarcastic!"

Mrs. Han curled her lips unwillingly and said nothing.

And many of the villagers watching around were secretly laughing.

This was the first time I saw someone fall into a manure pit. It was really a lively event.

As for Father Han, his face was dark and gloomy. He felt that on such a happy day for Han Yingxue, Mrs. Han's behavior was too embarrassing for Han Yingxue.

Looking back, many people in the village had jokes to tell.

Because of the stench brought by Mrs. Han, and because they were already full, no one could eat any more, and the banquet at Han Yingxue's house began to end.

On the other side, at two or three o'clock in the afternoon, the mighty team returned to Kyoto.

The banquet was held directly in the General's Mansion, and many people came.

There were members of the royal family and dignitaries, and it was very lively.

Although Han Yingxue didn't do much, she was still very tired after a bumpy day.

After finally returning to the bridal chamber, I still had nothing to eat.

Xuanyuan Ling was socializing outside.

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