Picking Up a General is Good For Farming

Huang Qianqian ran straight to the toilet and let out a loud squirt in the toilet.

Huang Qianqian pinched her nose and smelled a foul smell. The toilet smelled bad just now, and after the poop came down, it smelled even worse.

However, after pulling it out, I immediately felt much more relaxed.

When Huang Qianqian felt comfortable and wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, she heard cursing from the toilet next to her, "Grandma, whose poop is so smelly! It really stuns me! Is there a needle hole in this butt or a hemorrhoid?" I really stinks to death!"

Huang Qianqian wanted to jump out of the toilet and yell at the man. You just have a needle hole in your butt, and your whole family has hemorrhoids on their anus!

Thinking about it, Huang Qianqian should calm down. After all, this is a matter of face. If others find out, Huang Qianqian's reputation will be miserable. From now on, the wealthy officials in Kyoto will probably take advantage of her smelly poop. Laughing at her!

Huang Qianqian's heart was filled with 10,000 straw horses galloping past. If she knew who was speaking just now, she would definitely kill her!

After Huang Qianqian had her vagina cleaned, she felt much better. When I was getting ready, I found that there was no paper in the toilet!

Huang Qianqian felt as if she had been struck by lightning.

No paper?

How come there is no toilet paper for wiping butts in the bathroom of a general's mansion? This is how to do? Maybe he just got up without wiping his butt.

Huang Qianqian shook her head. How can this be done? She has obsessive-compulsive disorder. Thinking about the feces on her anus, Huang Qianqian felt uncomfortable all over.

However, there was no paper in the toilet, so she couldn't go out naked and ask someone to borrow it!

I'm going to die, I'm going to die... Huang Qianqian felt anxious.

Hearing the noise next door, Huang Qianqian knocked on the door. "Is there anyone? Is there anyone?"

After Han Yingxue untied her hands, she heard the sound next door. This voice seemed a bit familiar, and Han Yingxue's ears twitched. Her memory and perception are very strong. If I remember correctly, the person who spoke should be Huang Qianqian, the woman who had her clothes soiled by Hu Xiaoli on the street that day and argued with them aggressively.

Is this woman here too?

Come to think of it, he's dressed so fancy and so domineering, so he must be from a good family. She is probably a young lady from a high-ranking official family, so it is normal for her to come with her today.

Han Yingxue pinched her nose and said, "Who are you and what do you want to do?"

Huang Qianqian's embarrassing laughter came over, "Great, great, there is really someone. Girl, do you have toilet paper over there? I don't have toilet paper here. I just finished pooping."

Han Yingxue almost laughed!

Haha, it was her first time to go to the toilet without paper and get trapped in the toilet. This woman is really vulgar in her speech and has no manners at all. Is she really the daughter of an official family?

"Girl, girl, are you still there?" Huang Qianqian asked anxiously.

After finally grasping a life-saving straw, don't let her down!

Han Yingxue pinched her nose and said, "Here you are! But I don't have toilet paper here either!"

"Ah? You don't have one either?" Huang Qianqian was extremely disappointed.

What should I do if there is no paper? Is it really possible to just get up like this without wiping? Her legs were a little numb from squatting!

"But don't worry. Although I don't have toilet paper, I have some sticks here. Do you want to use them?" Han Yingxue asked, pinching her nose.

In ancient times, poor people basically couldn't afford toilet paper, so they would use a few wooden sticks to pick it out after toilet paper.