Pierce Heaven Til’ It Breaks

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"Director! Director! The channel is wrong, cut!"

Snapped……

"Good evening, everyone. Welcome to the new entertainment program 'King of the Gods - Celebrity Interviews'. I am today's guest host Xu Man."

"Hi everyone, I'm Dark Wing!"

The screen lit up, and the big stars Xu Man and Li Yi sat side by side, smiling at the camera.

Global Entertainment TV, the first live broadcast of the first "Celebrity Interview" of the King of Gods has officially started.

After several months of planning, the "Celebrity Interview" program of the King of Gods was officially launched. Li Yi was the first game guest to be invited, and he was in a very calm mood right now...

On the big screen behind him, videos of Li Yi's battles, first boss kills, wild pk, arena...

"The King of Gods is a magical world. Even I have to admit the charm of this game. In less than two years, it has swept the world. Everyone can find their own fun in it. I have a My friend, she likes fishing very much. Since she played King of Gods, she doesn't even have to leave the house. She just needs to log in King of Gods every day, and she can catch whatever fish she wants, as well as cooking and gardening. Birds are very..."

The big star Xu Man made a cameo appearance, but he got off topic as soon as he opened his mouth.

The director of the scene winked at Xu Man, and finally even held up the big sign that said 'interaction', and managed to shut Xu Man up.

Xu Man stuck out her tongue and began to interact with Li Yi: "Hello Anyi."

"Hi Xu Man."

The two looked at each other and smiled. The director outside the stage was stupid on the spot. He didn't go on stage and got his lines right almost a hundred times. How could this change once he went on stage?

Originally, the host of the "Celebrity Interview" was not Xu Man, but this big star used his power to force himself to be the interview host of this issue.

"Hello, Dark Wing, on behalf of the players, I would like to ask you a question. When did you start playing Gods?"

"I went in as soon as the area opened."

"I heard that the first kill of the first boss in the King of Gods was done by you. Is this true?".

"Is the boar king?".

"Uh-huh."

"That was an accident..."

The boring interviews continued, and the figures of Li Yi and Xu Man had spread to every corner of the world through the global entertainment channel.

Jiaojiao and Huo Binger sat on the sofa, each holding a bag of popcorn, eating while commenting on Li Yi on TV.

"I really didn't realize that Xiao Yizi is quite good at bragging." Jiaojiao hummed while eating.

"No, he's telling the truth."

"Blowing, when you didn't see him talking, his small eyes narrowed into a line, laughing at mimi, it's not a good thing to see."

"His face is covered with mosaics, how did you see that he smiled at Mimi?"

"Guess, how many hairs does he have on his body, I..." Jiaojiao said half of the sentence, but felt that something was wrong, and swallowed the rest of the sentence.

Huo Bing'er covered her mouth and smiled coquettishly, but stared at Li Yi on the TV without blinking, fascinated...

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"Mr. Anyi, which profession do you think is the most powerful among the kings of the gods? And why did you choose to play the profession of archer? Why not a fighter? Not a mage?"

"I think every class is very powerful, the warrior is powerful, the paladin is reliable, the summoner is easy, the ranger is all-round, the mage has high damage, the priest can increase blood to save people, the thief is good at assassination, and the reason why I choose to play archer... "...

Li Yi paused for a moment, and said, "Actually, my profession used to be a thief."

"Then why did you switch to an archer again?"

Li Yi sighed: "Because... many people say that I am an incomplete man."

"puff--"

Jiaojiao and Huo Binger sprayed out the popcorn at the same time.

Xu Man was also taken aback, then smiled and said, "Then why did you choose to play archer?"

"I don't want to be an incomplete man anymore, I want to be a man who can cum!"

thump!

The anchor director of this issue directly kneeled outside the venue, kneeled! Kneeled!

Originally, he thought that Li Yi would definitely talk about some classic theories, but he never thought that the reason why he chose to play archer was that he could shoot...

The anchor director knelt on the ground and held up a sign with four large characters on it, "Change the topic".

"President Dark Wing, as a top player, I want to ask you a personal question, do you have a girlfriend now?".

Li Yi scratched his head and thought for a long time, seeming to be in a dilemma.

Outside the arena, Jiaojiao and Huo Binger watched intently, crushing the popcorn in their hands.

"Why? It's not convenient to answer? Or not?" A cunning flashed in Xu Man's eyes.

Li Yi smiled: "It's not a secret, Queen Jiaojiao is."

Xu Man blinked: "Oh, but I heard that besides Jiaojiao, you also have a girlfriend?"

Li Yi shook his head and denied: "Absolutely not, only this one, I can't stand one, how could there be more."

"Damn!" Jiaojiao and Huo Binger dropped the popcorn on the ground at the same time, the difference is that Jiaojiao threw it extremely hard, while Huo Binger 'put' it on the ground very gently,

Xu Man blinked, unwilling to let go: "It is rumored that the president of Anyi has countless girlfriends. Are these all groundless rumors?"

"Yes, there really isn't one." Li Yi refused to admit it.

Li Yi asked back: "Miss Xu Man, if you have a boyfriend, will you announce it?".

Xu Man was stunned by the question. She was a big star with countless brain-dead fans. Even if she had a boyfriend, she would never dare to announce it.

Xu Man bit her lip and looked at Li Yi hotly: "If I have it, I will dare!"

"Then tell me, who is your boyfriend?"

Xu Man pointed at Li Yi: "You!"

"Pfft—" Jiaojiao and Huo Binger spewed popcorn out of their mouths again.

thump!

The anchor director is kneeling again, kneeling! Kneeling!

Xu Man giggled, and said again: "It's definitely not possible."

The anchor director wiped his sweat, Li Yi didn't know what to say.

"Talk about games, talk about games..." the anchor director kept shouting.

"Mr. Anyi, what aspect of the King of Gods are you most dissatisfied with?"

"The communication system is dissatisfied. For example, if two friends are too far away, they can't use voice calls. They can only play emails. I think this setting is stupid. Besides, it's the archer who catches pets. It’s too difficult, it’s a waste of time, and if the archer’s damage, defense, health, and skills can be strengthened, it’s best to revise the pet system to remove the With the setting of fighting with 1 pet, you can bring 10 pets to fight together at the same time, so I am satisfied."

Xu Man and the anchor director wiped off their sweat at the same time. If they really want to change like this, then there is no need to play other professions, just play archers...

"Mr. Anyi, what are you most satisfied with among the kings of gods?"

"I am very satisfied with the real simulation, artificial intelligence, somatosensory, and impact sense."

A burst of cheerful music came, and Li Yi's answer was finally not as 'thunder' as before.

"In a game, the battle between players and players is very important. You are known as the number one arrow god in the mainland, and I believe you have countless enemies? In your impression, is there any enemy or friend who left you Which one impresses you the most?" . . .

"As for the enemy, I won't mention it on this occasion, but as for the friend, there is one person who has left a deep impression on me."

"Oh? What's the name of your friend?"

"It's me, it's me, it's me!"

"I, it must be me..."

Jiaojiao and Huo Binger are fighting each other again...

"The leader of the Platinum Hand."

As soon as Li Yi said that, Xu Man's little face turned red.

Xu Man asked: "Why do you...do you have a deep impression on her?"

"Platinum Hands used to be a very powerful small team, but later everyone found out that they have all joined my Little Drunk Cat Guild. This is the reason why I am so impressed with the team leader. Sent here, without her, my Little Drunk Cat Guild would never develop as fast as it is now."

Xu Man's little face darkened, and after a long time, this kid was making fun of himself, which is unreasonable!

Outside the venue, the anchor director raised the sign again, the interview is coming to an end, it's time to wrap up.

"Time flies so fast. In a blink of an eye, the interview will be over. Guild Master Dark Wing, in fact, many people don't understand why your guild is called such a strange name as Little Drunk Cat? Can you reveal the reason?" .

"My girlfriend is as cute as a cat when she drinks wine, so she came up with such a name."

"Oh, so you're a big drinker?"

"Yes, I especially like to drink with a pair of sisters in the wine room. Well, those sisters are very cute."

Under the table, Xu Man clenched her fists. She never forgot being teased by Li Yi in the wine room.

At this time, the ending music was played. Although Xu Man really wanted to take revenge, but couldn't find a chance, he could only end the interview according to the lines he had memorized earlier.

"It's a great pleasure to invite President Dark Wing, and I hope to have the opportunity to talk about the gods with you next time."

Flowers floated down from the screen, the background darkened, and the first celebrity interview of the King of Gods ended.

In this information age, fame means money. No matter whether you are capable or not, as long as you are famous, it means you have unlimited wealth. As the first game guest invited in the "Celebrity Interview", Li Yi's fame, From the king of the gods, to reality!

After finishing this interview, Li Yi didn't go back directly, but accepted the invitation of his friend Xu Man, Xu Yue drove the car and went to have dinner together...

The place to eat, the mansion of the superstar Xu Man!

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