Pirate: Just ask, I know everything

The friendship between Sanji and Xiao Feng

Travel to the desert of Elmar.

The Straw Hats are riding a huge desert sled pulled by two humps, heading towards the Merry.

This is the day after the big banquet, and the day to set sail again has arrived.

The only difference from the past is that this time, not only was everyone not excited, but they were all listless and demoralized.

“Now, let me tell you, Sammy, is Weiwei really not going to sea with us?” Luffy asked with a slumped face.

“Yeah, you’ve asked me this for the thirtieth time.”

“Because I can’t figure it out! It’s such a joy to be a pirate, why doesn’t Vivi come?” Luffy said, his eyes dripping. Turning around, as if he was planning something.

“I told you guys, don’t do stupid things.” Sami said quickly, fearing that he would cause trouble.

“Alabasta is in dire straits right now. As a princess, Weiwei is responsible for the fate of the entire country. She can’t be a pirate with us no matter what.” ”

What? It’s so boring. Being a pirate is not what Weiwei wants. Dream?” Luffy really couldn’t understand how anyone could give up on their dream.

Sammy shook his head and said nothing.

What can make people give up on their dreams is responsibility, Luffy!

We either choose dreams or responsibilities, otherwise how can we be called human beings.

Nami saw Luffy’s listless look and said quickly: “Okay, okay, we are just separated for now, and we will see you again in the future.”

Usopp also advised: “Yes, Luffy, as long as we continue to Moving forward, Weiwei will definitely see news of our victories one after another in the newspapers.”

This is true.

Didn’t Keya find Usopp at a glance from the bounty order?

Although there is only one back of the head, at least the person is still alive, right?

When Luffy heard this, he suddenly became excited, and his face became as fast as a child’s.

“Very well, let’s move on. One day Vivi will learn from the newspaper that I found the one-piece and became the Pirate King.”

“Yes, that’s it.” Chopper jumped up and concluded.

“Everyone, if you don’t care about Zoro anymore, we may never find the one-piece in our lifetime.” Sanji, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly said.

Everyone woke up immediately and stared at Zoro who was driving.

The guy’s face turned red all of a sudden.

“Ah! Zoro, you’re going the wrong way!”

“You’re taking us in circles, Zoro!”

“That’s incredible, Zoro, are you playing?”

“Why don’t I get you a mate before we get on the ship? Take the medicine, Zoro.”

“Fortunately Roger is not Zoro, otherwise we would never be able to find the one-piece in this life.”

The last sentence gave the green algae head a heavy blow, and he was so angry that he cursed: “It’s so noisy! I didn’t take the initiative to drive! Come if you have the skills!” ” Besides, I’m not a navigator. What does it matter if I can’t tell the direction? I’m a swordsman!

” “Road Chi Swordsman ”

, right!” How could Sanji miss this good opportunity to complain.

“Oh~” Zoro choked up immediately, and then yelled, “That’s better than you, nymphomaniac cook.” ”

Asshole, are you looking for a kick?”

“I think you are looking for a chop!”

The two were about to fight again. , the large movement caused the entire sled to shake from side to side, and it almost overturned.

The captain quickly stood up to stop their mischief.

“Be quiet, you two bastards!”

I’m talking about the real captain Nami.

Looking at the two guys lying on the ground, Nami turned around with anger and asked Usopp: “Have you seen the Merry? Lookout hand?”

Usopp was startled and hurriedly kowtowed. He stuttered and said: “Uh, I see, I see, we are almost there.”

“Sammy, speed up, I want to go back to the Meili.”

Sammy, who took over from Sauron to drive the car, also nodded seriously. With the fist hanging above the head, everyone has to be serious.

Didn’t you see that even Luffy was trembling in the corner holding Chopper?

As the distance got closer, Usopp suddenly shouted: “Everyone, it’s not good! The Merry has been discovered!” ”

What? Who is it? The Navy?”

“Let me see…it’s the Navy, commanding Officer… Huh? Is it a woman?”

“What?” Sanji’s eyes flashed all of a sudden. He rushed up, pushed Usopp away, and glanced randomly in the direction of the Merry.

Sure enough, I saw a slim, sexy and beautiful female naval officer in a suit commanding a warship to approach the Meili.

“Wow! It’s so sexy! My love is about to explode!”

Sanji stared at the navy beauty, drooling all over the floor like Luffy who hadn’t eaten meat for three days.

Until a coquettish pink swan ship suddenly appeared and stood between the Merry and the navy warship. A figure in a ballet costume completely blocked Sanji’s sight.

Sanji almost choked himself with a mouthful of saliva.

“Asshole! Why are you here?” The furious Sanji was like a beast.

Xiao Feng said shyly: “Don’t be so cruel, I’m here to help you.” ”

Who can believe it, bastard! You, a guy like me, have been beaten up by me, will you still be kind enough to help us?”

“Don’t. Put it this way, although we were enemies before, now that Baroque Studio has been disbanded, of course I have resumed my previous identity.” ”

Don’t forget the precious friendship between us, Straw Hat.” Xiao Feng shed affectionate tears while talking.

“Friend! My friend!” Luffy was so moved that his tears flowed out like a waterfall.

And of course Chopper and Usopp.

“You three, please wake up!” Nami yelled at the three guys, “That guy is Crocodile’s subordinate.” ”

But wasn’t Crocodile defeated by us?”

“Yes. , now he is free.”

“That’s right, you are free, Mr. 2!”

“Please call me Xiao Feng, this is the name that only my friends can call me.”

“Xiao Feng!” × 3

“Shut up, you three!” Nami punched each of them.

Sami asked calmly: “If my guess is correct, you want to protect our ship from the navy, Xiao Feng?”

“That’s right! As a friend, how can I watch your ship being destroyed? Where are the navy prisoners? Let me help you clear the way.”

“Then you are really not a bad person. I am sure to make you my friend.” Sami said seriously.

“Thank you, Ragnar Sammy. I’m honored to be friends with a smart person like you.” ”

Hey! Sammy, why are you so confused! That guy is a shemale!” Sanji didn’t expect it. Sammy also followed suit and immediately yelled at him.

“What’s wrong with shemales?”

“I… I like 100% ladies. I can’t accept shemales! Sammy! Absolutely not!”

“Sanji, take back what you just said.” Sammy suddenly changed. He asked extremely seriously, “Haven’t you heard of that curse?”

“Wha, what curse?”

“Those who hate and reject transvestites from the bottom of their hearts will end up being entangled with transvestites for the rest of their lives, and will never get anything from a lady. Favored.”

“No, it can’t be?”

“It’s true! I didn’t lie to you!”

“Ah! What should I do! For the rest of my life, it won’t, won’t it?” Sanji thought about being cursed , he may have to tangle with a transvestite, and his whole body turned gray.

“Quick! Tell Xiao Feng that you love him, even if it’s a lie.”

“I…I can’t…”

“If you don’t hurry up, it’ll be too late! Sanji!”

“I…I… “Big drops of sweat broke out on Sanji’s forehead. Finally, the fear of the curse made him unable to bear it any longer and he shouted loudly.

“I love you too, Xiao Feng, let’s be friends… ugh!”

He vomited.

Xiao Feng only heard the voice, and immediately responded happily: “I heard it, you guys really touched me.” ”

As a friend, I can’t repay you, so let me help you escape from the navy. Yo! Also – I love you! Sanji-chan!”

“Ugh!”

“Sanji! Doctor! Doctor! Come on, doctor!” Chopper shouted in fright.