Pirate: Just ask, I know everything

History Text

When Sami arrived at the banquet, the chief of the Sandia clan was politely inviting the Straw Hats to sit down.

“Doctor Qiaoba, you are our distinguished guest, please take a seat.” The chief said sincerely, with a very humble attitude.

“No, no, no need, Chief. As a doctor, it is my duty to save lives and heal the wounded. You don’t have to be so polite.”

The little reindeer waved his hands repeatedly and backed away after being frightened.

Sanji glanced at the seat the chief had spoken of.

It turned out to be a soft mat decorated with flowers.

Not only was it filled with all kinds of food and drinks, but there were also four young girls kneeling aside, waiting to be served.

The sexy chef immediately became jealous and said: “Hey, old man, don’t you mean the seat with the four beautiful ladies when you talk about it?” ”

Yes, doctors are the most respected profession in our family, so we also invite Mr. Chopper.” Don’t refuse.” The chief invited again.

Not only him, this time even Weber and the guerrillas joined the invitation.

After all, many of the people Chopper saved were their brothers, so they naturally wanted to be grateful.

Sanji yelled unwillingly: “Why! I’ve done a lot of cooking!” ”

Why can’t I enjoy such treatment! Are you discriminating against chefs, old man! Give me eight beautiful ladies! ”

Shut up!” Nami slashed Sanji’s head with a knife.

Chopper still seemed to refuse: “B-but…”

“Chopper, don’t let down other people’s kindness.” Sami patted his head and said.

“Yes, you are now the most distinguished guest, even more powerful than me.” Luffy said with a smile.

“Yes, really?” Chopper was shocked and turned to ask the chief, “Then, do I need to give a speech? Like Luffy.” ”

No, no, no,” the chief said with a smile, “You just need to enjoy it. That’s it.”

Chopper nodded after hearing this, swallowed, and walked towards the four young girls who were smiling and waving to him, with a look of determination on his face.

Sanji said angrily: “What is that guy worried about! Will the beautiful lady hurt him? This bastard.”

Needless to say, this guy has already upset 100 jealousy jars.

Soon, as soon as Chopper approached his seat, he was pulled by four girls and sat on the soft mat.

Then eight delicate hands brought all kinds of delicacies to Chopper’s mouth.

Sanji roared, threw his face to the ground, and kept beating the ground with his hands: “I hate it so much, why didn’t I learn medical skills at the beginning…”

Others were already used to this.

Robin smiled and said: “Nobles really respect doctors.”

“Yes, after all, Nolando saved us in this way back then.”

The chief smiled, “We Sandians attach great importance to banquet etiquette and will treat guests with The guests are seated one by one according to their dignity.”

“The doctor is always the first.”

“What about the second one?”

“I wonder what your profession is, little girl.”

“Archaeologist.”

“Oops. , by coincidence, the second most distinguished guest is the archaeologist, please sit next to me.” The chief said happily.

“Don’t even think about it!” Sami was furious. “It seems like you made up these rules right now, old bastard!”

The chief quickly explained: “No, no, this is really an ancient tradition of our clan. We, Sandia, People respect history very much, after all…”

“What after all?” Robin asked immediately.

“This is a secret that our clan has kept for hundreds of years and must not be revealed to outsiders.”

The chief said with a serious face, “If you don’t want to get into trouble!”

“We won’t ask anymore, we don’t want to know. .” Usopp shouted immediately.

“But since you are all distinguished guests, I’d better tell you.”

“Then why are you scaring me!!” ” In the hometown of our clan, there is a historical text on the golden clock of Shantora.”

“A few times .

For hundreds of years, we have been following the wishes of our ancestors and protecting it very well.” The chief said, “This is why we respect history.”

Robin’s eyes widened and he said in disbelief: “The text of history? There is actually something here Historical text? Impossible, right?”

The Straw Hats all felt Robin’s shock. They had never seen Robin so out of his mind.

Luffy was the first to ask: “Robin, what is the historical text?”

“The historical text records the historical truth of the ‘Blank Hundred Years’, and it is also what I have been pursuing all my life.”

“The Blank Hundred Years” What is a year?”

“Although the history of our world is very long, it has been recorded through various books and relics.” ”

Only the period of history about 800 to 900 years ago is completely blank and cannot be found at all. So it is called ‘A Hundred Years of Blank’.”

“Oh, what is the relic text…”

“Hey! This guy has some common sense after all! Idiot!” Sanji saw Luffy still asking and immediately cursed.

“Don’t you see that Sister Robin is very excited now?”

“I’m sorry.”

Robin smiled at Luffy and said not to worry.

Then she couldn’t wait to ask the chief: “Old man, is the historical text you mentioned still in Shantola?” ”

It is still there! The stone tablet recording the record is very strong and will not be easily damaged.”

“Okay! “Robin seemed to have made up his mind and said firmly, “I must go and take a look.”

“You are crazy! Robin!” Usopp shouted, “Shandora is now ruled by the god Aniru. Aren’t you afraid of being killed?”

“I must see the text of history. It doesn’t matter even if I die.”

“Don’t make it so scary!”

Luffy chuckled and said, “It doesn’t matter, Usopp. , don’t forget that our purpose this time is to beat up Enel.”

“That’s right!” Sanji also became excited: “That guy actually dared to steal Miss Nami’s golden clock and Miss Robin’s The text of history.”

“I will never let him go, let him die to make amends!”

“Those two things obviously belong to us Sandians, when did they become yours?” Camachili couldn’t help but complain. .

“Idiot! As long as Miss Nami and Sister Robin like something, it belongs to us.” ”

Anyone who goes against the lady’s will, I will kick them all away!”

“What a loud tone!”

“That bastard scolded Me?”

Sanji turned around angrily and was about to rant, but he didn’t expect that the person speaking was actually the female guerrilla member Lucky.

His expression immediately changed and he put on a perverted smile.

“Miss Lucky is so powerful when she scolds people! She is just as sexy as Miss Nami!”

“Don’t take me with you! You idiot!” Nami gave him another knife angrily, and the cook immediately fell intoxicated. .

Kamachili, who was cold and unsmiling by nature, looked at the dishonest Straw Hats.

He turned to Weber and asked, “Are you sure these are the helpers you found? And not a group of circus clowns?”

“Kamaqili, actually…”

Weber was about to explain, but was interrupted by another guerrilla, Braham. : “Webber, we shouldn’t doubt the decision you made as a warrior commander.” ”

But these guys don’t look like people with fighting ability. Are you sure they can help?”

Another guerrilla member Jiebao asked even more. Directly: “You can’t say that, at least in terms of making people laugh, their stupidity and arrogance can already help.”

This group of guys made sarcasm one after another, and each one was so loud, it was completely like a straw hat. Gang became the air.

Except for Luffy, who was still concentrating on eating and drinking, and Chopper, who was sitting on the seat and being tortured, everyone was angry.

The Straw Hats all have different personalities and likes and dislikes.

But there is only one thing that everyone is surprisingly consistent about, that is, they hate being looked down upon.

The same goes for Usopp, who is currently glaring at the Xandian guerrillas!

“I can’t stand these guys even for the sake of gold.”

“Asshole, I am the great Captain Usopp, the bravest Splatoon on the sea in the future, who do you look down on?”

“Eat You are looking at the food I made but turned around and scolded the cook. It seems I have to teach you dining etiquette!”

Zoro finally put down the wine glass, touched the knife and sneered: “The wine of the Sandians is indeed not good! ”

Asshole! Are you insulting us?” Camachili was furious.

“You people from Qinghai who don’t know the heights of heaven and earth,” Braham said disdainfully.

“Do you know what kind of monster Enelu is? How dare you overestimate your own capabilities and try to defeat him. It’s really laughable.”

Lucky also said with a cold face: “For Dr. Chopper’s sake, we That’s why we treat you like distinguished guests.”

“Otherwise, people from Qinghai like you don’t deserve our hospitality at all.”

“Raqi! That’s enough!”

Weber couldn’t bear it any longer, stood up and yelled at his team members , intending to prevent their dangerous speech.

He knew the terrifying strength of the Straw Hats.

If a fight breaks out, no one in Sandia can stop it.

His own team members underestimated the strength of the Straw Hats based on their appearance. This was simply nonsense!

These guys don’t know how high the sky is!

Don’t overestimate your capabilities!

For the first time, Weber felt the helplessness the Straw Hats had when they first faced him.

“Sammy, you…” Weber looked at Sammy who had been silent since the quarrel.

He was nervous inside.

If the Straw Hats asked who was the strongest, he wouldn’t know.

But if you want to ask who is the scariest, it must be the young man in front of you, with a harmless smile on his face.

Sami grinned, clapped his hands fiercely and said: “As the saying goes, there is no deal without fighting, how about we compete?”