Pirate: Just ask, I know everything

Brainless Fan

“Do you know me?” Sammy asked doubtfully.

“Of course!” The chief of staff nodded happily, “We all know you, Senior Sami.”

“That’s right, that’s right.” Natalie’s eyes shone with excitement, “I didn’t expect that I would actually see Senior Sami alive. Now.”

“God bless me, I’m so happy now!”

“Senior Sami is alive?”

The corner of Sami’s mouth twitched.

Seeing her excited look, like a crazy fan who saw her idol in her previous life, made people’s skin crawl.

Not only her, but also Barbara over there became abnormal at this time.

She was covering her red cheeks with both hands and kept mumbling: “Senior Sami touched my head, Senior Sami touched my head…”

As she spoke, she lay on the ground like a chrysalis. Big fat worms that are white and tender.

“Damn! I was obviously beating you up!”

“What the hell are you looking like you’re enjoying so much!”

Sammy looked at Barbara, who was completely different from her previous violent image. No longer able to complain,

he couldn’t help but shiver and quickly moved to the side, further away from this female pervert.

Seeing that Sami suddenly became wary, the chief of staff immediately realized that the enthusiasm of the three of them must have frightened him.

He quickly comforted him: “Don’t be afraid, Senior Sami.”

Sami swallowed, shook his head and said, “I’m a big pirate, I’m not afraid.”

After saying that, he moved to the side.

He shook off Natalie who was approaching him and smelling his scent like a cat.

The chief of staff quickly pulled Natalie away who was still trying to get closer.

She smiled awkwardly at Sami and said, “Sorry, senior, we are just too excited.” ”

Excuse me, why are you excited?”

“Of course I am excited to see you with my own eyes.” The chief of staff said, “You You don’t know, but our entire pirate group is your ardent fan.”

“Especially our captain, we regard you as a great hero, a guiding light, a born saint and a soul mate. We… ”

Stop, stop, stop! The more you talk, the more outrageous you are.” Sammy quickly interrupted her.

He felt cold sweat breaking out and the corners of his mouth twitched.

“Returning your soul mate? Fortunately, Robin is not here, otherwise I would be castrated just by saying this!”

Sami swallowed and said, “Who are you? Tell me clearly the cause and effect, otherwise I will Leave now.”

“No!”

“No!”

“Please!”

As soon as the three people heard this, their expressions changed immediately, and they began to beg.

“Then why don’t you tell me quickly?”

“Okay, listen to my explanation.” the chief of staff said quickly.

“Let me introduce myself first. My name is Caroline, and I am the chief of staff of the Guns N’ Roses Pirates!” ”

Their names are Natalie and Barbara. They are navigators and combatants of the Pirates.”

” We are all from the East China Sea, and we are a new pirate group that has just been formed.”

“The reason why we are so excited to see you is because we are all your enthusiastic fans. To a certain extent, we all go to sea because we admire you. ”

Worship me?” Sammy was completely confused, “Why do

you want to worship me?” “But because I know your great deeds.” Barbara answered quickly, “Whether it was before becoming a pirate We all know how to punish the strong and support the weak, or how you repeatedly defeated powerful enemies after becoming a pirate.” ”

That’s right, the captain will organize us to study your advanced deeds every night, and I can understand the content of each class. Memorize it like water,” Natalie said.

“Organizational learning?” Sami broke into a cold sweat.

“Yes.” Natalie nodded, “I also collected all the photos of your reward orders.”

“Me too, me too!” Barbara said not to be outdone.

“Actually, I also…” Caroline said with a blush, her voice as quiet as a mosquito.

“Stop it, stop it completely.” Sami stopped again, and then asked, “Are you sure what you are saying is true?”

“It’s absolutely true.”

Sami was stunned for a moment and asked, “Do you know someone? Someone named Bartolomeo?”

“I don’t know you.” The three of them shook their heads together.

Sammy immediately held his head and squatted down.

His heart was screaming.

“What the hell? I have fans too? Doesn’t it look like I’m still a crazy fan?”

“Luffy will have a fan club two years later – the Balto Club, and I had one two years ago?”

“Isn’t this also a symmetry? ?”

Sami felt that his brain was completely out of use.

“Senior Sammy?” Seeing that Sammy didn’t speak for a long time, Caroline touched him cautiously.

“Caroline?” Sammy suddenly raised his head.

“Yes, senior!”

“You said you are the chief of staff of the Guns Flower Pirates, which means the captain is someone else?” ”

Yes.”

“Can I see him?”

“I’m afraid not, the captain was arrested before The golden lion was injured and did not come with us.”

“What a coincidence?”

“I’m not lying to you, senior. The reason why the three of us dared to come here is to protect the East China Sea and to avenge the captain.”

Sammy stared at Caroline closely and found that her face was calm and serious when she spoke, and she did not seem to be faking.

Although things are bloody and coincidental, that may be the reality.

“Forget it, never mind.” Sami gritted his teeth and said, “It doesn’t matter who you are, as long as you are the enemy of the Golden Lion like me.”

“Senior?”

“Caroline, continue our previous topic “Okay.” Sammy said seriously, “We can join forces to deal with the Golden Lion.”

“That’s great, Senior Sammy.” Caroline said happily, “With your joining, we will definitely be able to successfully implement the plan. .”

“Okay, it’s settled.” Sami smiled, “I will be responsible for facing the golden lion, causing chaos and attracting attention during the bonding ceremony.” ”

Then the three of us secretly blow up the experiment room.” Caroline said excitedly, “This way it’s foolproof.”

“Yeah, this way it’s foolproof.” Sami smiled, “This chief of staff is very qualified, Caroline, and the plan is very good. ”

Thank you for the compliment, senior, but I know I’m still far behind you. I will definitely learn more from you and carry forward…” ”

Stop, stop, I’m going to have a headache.” Sami waved his hand.

Caroline blushed and smiled sheepishly.

In order to ease the embarrassment, she quickly turned to the other two people and said, “Natalie, Barbara, do you have anything to add?” ”

No, no.” Natalie shook her head desperately, “There is a plan you made, Chief of Staff. Plan, and Senior Sami has joined, why should I be worried?”

“That’s right.” Barbara said, “As far as I know, Senior Sami is a big pirate with a bounty of 400 million, which is higher than us. That’s a lot!”

“Yes, even the captain only has 50 million beli, which is completely incomparable.”

“Senior Sami is the best!”

In an instant, the two people began to compare with each other and praise Sami, making him feel like he was in a Among the praise group.

“Wait a minute!” Natalie suddenly shouted.

“What’s wrong?” Sammy was startled.

“It’s over. This is the first time I’ve worked with senior Sami. Should I dress up and change my clothes?”

“Yes!” Barbara also exclaimed, “What I wore today is too unladylike. , Will senior Sammy hate me?”

“I heard that senior likes intellectual beauties the most. If I had known, I would have worn a pair of glasses.”

“It’s best to have a book with you, so you can read it if you have nothing to do.”

Two Personally, every word you say to me is very serious.

Sammy has black lines all over his head.

“Where did you get all this information?!” ”

It’s all from the captain. He is the best at collecting these little gossips about you.” ”

Yes. And he also stipulated that every time there is new gossip, we He has to share it with her as soon as possible.”

“Then she will record all these gossips in his little notebook and take it out often to read.”

“That’s right, senior, where is your relationship with senior Robin? Is it a step forward? Can I have sex

with you?” “I heard that your relationship with Nami-senpai is not normal in private. Do you have anything to explain?” ”

I also heard that Zoro-senpai is having an affair with you, so Robin-senpai It’s actually a third party, right? Can you elaborate?”

“Huh?”

“Me and Zoro?”

Sami almost vomited blood and died.