Pirate: Just ask, I know everything

Ivankov

“Sammy boy!!!”

A tall figure ran towards Sammy.

She waved as she ran, her huge face and body forming even halves.

Sami quickly turned around and said with a smile: “Ah? So it’s Ivan-chan, is everything done?”

“Of course!” Ivankov said confidently, “I won’t disappoint you. ”

Well, I have always believed in you.” Sammy smiled.

He glanced at Ivankov and was immediately surprised and said: “What’s going on? How come you were so seriously injured?”

Ivankov’s body was covered in blood, especially his face, which was covered in blue. One patch is purple and the other is purple, and there is almost no good piece of leather on the large area of the door panel.

“That’s because, because that guy Caesar is so powerful.” Ivankov suddenly began to cry and babble, “I was, was beaten and disfigured…”

She said and cried without any scruples. He looked like he was about to cry.

A helpless expression immediately appeared on Sammy’s face.

After two years of getting along day and night, he naturally knew Ivankov’s fun-loving character well.

This guy must be pretending to be right again.

If the commander of the Revolutionary Army’s Grand Line Army can’t even handle a Caesar, then everyone should stop playing.

Go home early and nurse the baby.

Thinking of this, Sami crossed his arms and looked at Ivankov expressionlessly.

Wanted to see how long she could keep up her tricks.

Robin also stood motionless with him, with a look of laughter on his face.

This time Ivankov was in trouble.

“Could it be possible that Sammy boy saw through it?” She drummed in her heart, “No, it’s impossible, right? I’ve been planning this for a long time, even if he is very smart…” ”

Well, Ivan-chan, The makeup on your face is stained,” Sammy said suddenly.

“Impossible!” Ivankov immediately retorted without thinking, “I cried for a long time and I shed tears. How could my makeup get stained?”

“You still know!” Sami complained, “You keep doing this. Aren’t you tired of playing tricks?”

“Not tired at all! I will never stop until I fool you!”

“Don’t do stupid things, you bastard!” Sami was completely speechless.

“No, no, no.” Ivankov said proudly, wagging his index finger, “How can this be a stupid thing? Now, deceiving you is a big dream of my life, do you know?” “Second only to me

. The kind that turns all humans into shemales.”

“Each one is more outrageous than the last!”

“Hahahahaha!”

Seeing that Sami seemed shocked by him, Ivankov finally laughed as if he had won. .

He stretched out his hand and wiped away all the “bruises” and “purples” on his face, and then applied a thicker pair of makeup on himself at the speed of light.

Especially the pair of purple eyeshadows as thick as putty, it really looked like someone had punched him in the eyes.

“Where’s Caesar, have you captured that guy alive?” Robin asked quickly when he saw that the two people finally stopped arguing.

“Oh, you said that guy, I locked him up.” Ivankov said. “Although he is not strong enough, his fruit ability is quite dangerous, so he needs to be carefully guarded.”

“No, it’s in the box I brought.”

He said, mouthing towards a big box next to him.

“You are really attentive, Ivan-chan.” Robin praised with a smile.

“Hahahaha, of course, I am the smart brain of the revolutionary army.”

“A big head does not necessarily mean smart, little Ivan.”

Sami complained, walked to the box, and without saying anything, stretched out his hand It opened.

“Kai…”

“Boom!”

“Bang!”

A firework suddenly flew out of the box, shot straight into the sky, and then made a crisp explosion in mid-air.

Even in the daytime, the explosion of this firework was bright enough, and the colorful firelight projected down, just reflecting Sammy’s surprised face with his mouth wide open.

Ivankov immediately straightened his back, opened his arms, and cheered loudly.

“Haha!” He shouted happily, “You were surprised by me, Sammy boy! This is my surprise for you!!!”

…

Sammy clenched his hands into fists, and his armed look was looming.

It seemed like his whole body was trembling.

“Sammy, are you okay?” Robin asked worriedly.

“I-I’m fine!” Sammy finally put down his fist and smiled at Robin.

Then, he turned around and stared at Ivankov expressionlessly.

The temperature seemed to have suddenly gotten colder again.

“S-Sami boy?” Only then did Ivankov realize that he seemed to have made a big joke.

“Don’t be afraid, little Ivan.” Sami suddenly smiled, “I’m not angry. It’s a joke. How could I be angry?” ”

But you make me so scared when you laugh.”

“Don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid, I’m not angry. ” What will happen to you?” Sami’s smiling eyes narrowed into slits, “At most, it will only deduct three months’ bonus from your army.” ”

Ah?” Ivankov’s face turned green, and his body Bend back.

“Plus half a year’s vacation is cancelled.”

“Ah!” Ivankov was about to bend back again, almost touching the ground.

“I’m also going to punish you by copying the “Code of Discipline” a hundred times.”

“Huh?!” Ivankov fell back, his giant face smashing a deep hole into the ground.

“What’s wrong? Are you afraid now? Do you regret it?” Sami smiled coldly.

“Sammy boy, I, I…” Ivankov said tremblingly, his tone full of tears.

“I actually lied to you! Haha!”

“Even if you beat me half to death now, you still can’t stop the joy after I lied to you! Haha!”

Ivankov suddenly straightened up from the ground with a carp shake. Come on, he shouted excitedly.

…

“Ivankov!!!” Sami flew into a rage, “Are you treating others as fools if they are not angry?”

Oh!

Countless flames flowed out of Sami’s body and instantly enveloped his whole body.

Different from the situation two years ago, this flame armor is no longer a dazzling silvery white, but a strange deep purple.

Because Sammy’s Dragon Talisman has been upgraded to another level in the past two years.

“Dragon Talisman lv4

① You can use the dragon talisman to control the temperature of the sun’s color sphere.

② When you activate the talisman, you will be immune to high temperature damage below 10,000 degrees Celsius.

③ When you activate the talisman, solar armor will appear all over your body.”

A high temperature of 10,000°C.

Not even the Yonko could withstand such high temperatures.

Even if Ivankov’s strength is not weaker than the average Shichibukai.

Even if he had already retreated hundreds of meters away the moment Sami made his move.

Even if Sammy just stood there and didn’t do anything.

But Ivankov still felt severe pain all over his body in an instant, and his few clothes immediately spontaneously ignited.

Not just him, but everything around him began to burst into flames.

What was originally an extremely cold environment immediately turned into a scorching hot one.

The thick snow began to melt, and the snow water began to boil with a “squeaking” sound.

But before they could bubble, they were evaporated into a ball of white gas again.

The land began to crack and melt, and magma rolled out, quickly vaporizing like snow.

If Sami hadn’t been able to control the scope of influence, I’m afraid the entire Punk Hassad would have been ignited and burned to the ground in the blink of an eye.

Ivankov was shocked, and his armed domineering energy instantly enveloped his body, resisting the high temperature.

“Ivan-chan!” Sami took a step towards Ivankov.

“Ah! Death wink! Hell wink! Galaxy wink!”

Ivankov was frightened and screamed. He ran around desperately, activating his abilities while running back, trying to prevent Sami from getting close to him.

…

Watching the two people chasing and fleeing away, Robin covered his aching head and didn’t know what to say.

In the past two years, Sami has had a very good relationship with many people in the Revolutionary Army, and everyone respects and loves him.

Only Ivankov, because of his personality and seniority, always fights and fights.

Many times, Sami’s relationship with her was the same as with Luffy.

I’m always so angry that my teeth itch.

Fortunately, they both knew the rules and didn’t cause any trouble, so he let them go.