Pirate Love System

The answer is somewhat surprising.

From the time Nosha stepped into the tavern, his white navy uniform attracted attention, and then the conflict broke out. More than half an hour passed, and he still could not resolve the fight.

Those cadres with bounties worth tens of millions and insignificant minions are naturally easy to deal with. They often die without even seeing the shadow of his sword clearly.

The problem still lies with "Crazy Transparent Man" Max himself.

This guy's devil fruit is a "transparent fruit", which is actually not surprising to Nosha. He had already expected it when he heard the nickname, but there were two things he didn't expect.

First.

This guy's fruit ability has been developed quite well. After turning invisible, even his sight and color cannot be captured.

You can only notice it slightly at the moment when the opponent is close to take action.

second.

This guy is a long-legged guy. He is five meters tall and his legs are 3.8 meters tall. His long legs can run like a hot wheel, and his speed and dodge ability are quite amazing.

Nuo Xia's sword attacks were repeatedly dodged by the opponent, and for a while he was unable to cause fatal damage to him.

It is worth mentioning that this guy's weapon is a huge long-handled iron spoon, and his length advantage is taken to the extreme with his clumsy fighting style.

He would often stay invisible and maneuver around for tens of seconds with Nuo Xia. Seizing the opportunity, he would use his coolness to hit Nuo Xia with a spoon on his back;

After smashing it, it turns into a transparent person and escapes into the distance, and then continues to circle around, patiently waiting for the next opportunity.

If it were an ordinary person, I'm afraid he would have knocked him unconscious and passed out on the spot...

But Nuo Xia's own defense was quite astonishing, and he had the damage reduction blessings of "Steel Head" and "Rough Skin". He was knocked hundreds of times and still stood there like nothing happened.

"so annoying……"

Although he was not injured, he was hit so many times by a wretched villain whose strength was lower than his own. No matter how good-tempered Nuo Xia was, he started to feel a little annoyed and murmured angrily:

"Keep knocking if you can. I want to see if your legs go numb first or if I fall down first..."

Regardless, he was just a little irritable at most.

But Max, who was hiding in the distance and holding a big iron spoon, was so tired that he began to breathe heavily. Looking at Noxia, who was fine, he looked in agony:

"Where did this bastard kid come from? Why do you insist on holding on to me..."

A second ago, he and his brothers were drinking wine and singing.

As a result, the next moment the shutter door was pushed open, hundreds of them were surrounded by a navy, and they were beaten to death and injured, it was terrible...

Who can I talk to to reason with this?

It took another ten minutes of suffering.

Max, who still didn't cause any real harm to Nuo Xia, finally couldn't bear it anymore. After hitting Nuo Xia's head hard from behind, he picked up the big iron spoon and prepared to run away.

This kid was probably the reincarnation of a bastard in his last life, and he is as hard as a tortoise. Only a fool is here to continue wasting time with him!

And it is precisely at this time.

Nuo Xia, who was becoming more and more impatient, finally gave up the idea of ​​beating the opponent to death and opened the backpack column instead.

The moment Max finished smashing the spoon and before he could move away, the "forced volume adjuster" was suddenly activated on him.

【Mandatory volume adjuster】

[Type: Consumables]

[Freely control the size of a sound source within a radius of ten meters, the maximum effective time is 30 seconds]

[Remarks: The current available times are 5/5]

This was still the first week after he got the system. He spent a mere 100 points to buy it with the mentality of scavenging for rubbish. He kept throwing it in the back of his backpack to collect dust, without expecting it to be of any use.

Unexpectedly, today, it finally comes into use!

A virtual volume control bar appeared in front of Noxia. The default value was 10. Noxia did not hesitate to raise the volume to the maximum threshold, which was 100.

So the next moment.

Max, who had just rushed into the street and started running away, suddenly realized that something was wrong——

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Every time he raised his feet and landed, he would make a loud noise like the roar of an elephant, causing the surrounding houses to tremble slightly, dust and gravel rustling down, and it could be heard clearly from hundreds of meters away...

broken!

Max's face changed drastically. Just as he was about to stop, a figure blocked his path. He raised his head and smiled at the empty place in his field of vision:

"I finally found you."

………………

at the same time.

To the northeast of the town, in another tavern.

Whoosh!

The spinning flying knife pierced the chest and the pirate captain "Demon Man" Magee, who had a bounty of 17 million, finally couldn't hold on anymore and fell to the ground with a scream.

"I have been stubbornly resisting for so long..."

Jim Carrey stepped forward and skillfully cut off the head of the prisoner with a bounty on his head, then lit a cigarette and muttered:

"It's all my fault for that weirdo in the G2 branch. I've been without work for so long. I'm no longer familiar with my skills."

"really."

Sami walked over carrying the heads of the other two criminals with bounties on their heads, and said with a frown, "I'm trying to deal with this guy's two subordinates. They are obviously just small players worth eight or nine million. They made several mistakes and it was all wasted."

Less time.”

"Well, fortunately, we succeeded and didn't let these guys get wind of it and run away."

Jim Carrey grinned, "Seventeen million heads, plus two bonus millions of Baileys. When we exchange the bounty with the Navy, it will be enough for us to live happily for a while."

"Chicken and unrestrained? Huh, that sounds nice."

Sami said angrily, "It would be great if you are willing to keep a few million Baileys, but don't you still have to send the bulk back to Donghai to your old mistress named Dadan?"

"That's an old lover, please don't use such ugly words."

Jim Carrey corrected, "Although it's been almost two years since I broke up with her, she was very kind to me. What's wrong with me sending her something in return every year?"

"and……"

He hesitated to speak at this point, but still shrugged and continued, "She seems to have adopted a kid last year, and the expenses have increased a lot. I should send more money there..."

I just didn't know where that kid came from. I asked Dadan on the phone, but she hesitated and refused to tell.

Damn it, could you have secretly conceived her when you were still with me?

Or... Jim Carrey pinched his plump chin and fell into deep thought. Could it be that I am the father of the child, and Dadan didn't want to get into trouble with him again because of the child, so he was secretive and refused to say it clearly?

Gan, the more I think about it, the more likely it is. Why didn’t I think about this before?

"What do you mean you should send more?" Sami raised her eyebrows and said displeasedly, "Three heads, a total of 33 million beli, you are not planning to send 30 million, are you?"

"No way, I can't bear to send so much..." Jim Carrey laughed dryly, rolled his eyes and asked, "What do you think of the number of 28 million? Is it acceptable?"

"roll!"

He was kicked in the butt by Sammy and flew out of the tavern door screaming in pain. When the latter walked out with an indifferent expression, he limped to his feet and followed him aggrievedly.

It was morning, there was a thick fog outside, light rain was still falling in the sky, and the vision was not clear.

"Leave here as soon as possible. After all, this place is a town where pirates gather. If you don't protect it well, powerful characters will come over at any time."

After walking for a while, Jim Carrey covered his butt and reminded, "Also, you have to turn left at the next intersection and avoid the road ahead. Mad Max and his gang are drinking in the pub on that road. If they notice

, we are doomed."

"Ok, I know."

Sami also had a solemn look on her face. She had been a bounty hunter for a long time, so she had naturally heard of Mad Max.

That was a big pirate with a bounty of 85 million Baileys, and nearly a thousand men under his command. They couldn't afford to offend him at all.

They arrived at the intersection in a blink of an eye, and the two were about to turn left to go to the port. Suddenly, a gust of wind blew, and the strong smell of blood rushed into their nostrils, causing them to subconsciously turn back and look around.

next moment.

The two of them saw in disbelief that dozens of meters away, across most of the street, there were ruins and broken walls everywhere, with corpses of pirates lying among them, lying on the ground.

The scene was quite spectacular, and there were some very familiar "big shots" among them.

"Behemoth Barkis, with a bounty of 52 million Baileys, the vice-captain of the Max Pirates..."

"Raptor Annie, with a bounty of 54 million Baileys, captain of the Raptor Pirates, Max's ally and mistress..."

what's the situation?!

Jim Carrey and Sami looked at each other, and both saw the horror in each other's eyes - these are all characters closely related to Mad Max, and they are also powerful pirates.

Now that they are all dead here, could it be that the nearby navy dispatched a fleet and launched a large-scale encirclement and suppression?

But in such a long time, the two of them clearly didn't hear any gunfire, and there was no trace of naval soldiers on the street...

No, there seems to be one!

From a distance, the two of them saw almost at the same time, a tall figure wearing a white navy uniform, wandering leisurely from the other end of the street, dragging a huge corpse in his hand that looked familiar to him.

Mad Max himself!

The two looked at the huge corpse, which was more than five meters long, and their pupils shrank in shock. When they moved their eyes upward and finally saw the navy clearly through the thick fog, they were so shocked that their jaws were dislocated and their mouths opened.

It can almost fit two dinosaur eggs in it...

A young man with black hair and black eyes, with an impossibly handsome face... isn't this the guy who chatted with me on the boat before?

"Eh?"

Nuo Xia also noticed Jim Carrey at this moment. He waved his hand and said hello, with an unexpected smile on his face. "Is it such a coincidence? You guys just came out after killing someone?"

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————Xiliu Diary————

On the 34th day after arriving at the G2 branch, it rained heavily.

Today I finally waited for the girl to come back. When I saw her at the pier, I found that she looked gloomy and would even cry silently when she was alone...

What happened?

I decided to go back and brush my teeth first, buy some chewing gum, and then take the initiative to ask around in the evening.

Third update, increased volume version, good morning everyone.