Pirate Merchant

"Use! Catch it with a helmet?! As long as there is a slight difference, it is a one-hit kill! What kind of battle is this?! They are all staring at each other's vital points! And all of them are one-hit kills!"

In the fight between the two behemoths that shook the ground, Usopp held his head in tears and exclaimed, he had been conquered by that heroic battle.

"If only I could be such a great fighter, I also want to be a man who is proud of their honor."

Recalling Broki's bold answer when he left, Usopp wiped away his tears, clenched his fists and said with great yearning.

"Do you want to be a giant?"

Nami sat down on the ground and complained about Usopp.

"What did you just hear?!"

Usopp, who was shocked by Nami's words, retorted angrily.

"That guy is really courageous, but it seems that the two giants who are fighting together shouldn't be his opponent?"

Nami recalled the scene where Muqian turned the evil dragon park into a lava hell and a frost hell. Her face turned red again, ignoring Usopp's retort, and buried her face on her wrists and knees. Too far to let Usopp see his blushing.

Mu Qian in the primeval forest was walking leisurely while pushing an ice cart full of wine barrels, but the noise in the forest made him stop, and he turned his head ahead of time to look in the direction where two human figures 'temperature' appeared.

"Mr.5, there is a person here who is not on the mission target, what should I do? Kill it?"

Miss.Valentine, who was holding an umbrella in the forest, saw Mu Qian, and asked Mr.5, who was next to him with gauze on his cheek after being injured by Luffy, with an extremely ugly smile.

"Kill it, and those who get in the way can't stay."

Mr. 5, who was so angry that he seemed about to explode at any moment, pushed his sunglasses, pretending to be understated, and sentenced Mu Qian to death.

"Leave it to me, Mr.5, his handsome face is very suitable for crushing."

Miss.Valentine, who has a good figure and is also very fashionable, let out a strange laugh and jumped up into the sky and floated towards Mu Qian. After arriving at the area where Mu Qian was located, she turned into a cannonball and fell down.

"Is it pure white? It's a pity that my heart is too dark to wash it off at all"

However, although Miss.Valentine's attack was astonishingly lethal, Mu Qian turned slightly sideways when she fell to avoid her heavy pressure, and then nodded to give her evaluation.

"Damn it!"

Miss.Valentine, who fell to the ground, climbed up under her skirt in extreme embarrassment.

Although she lost weight before falling to the ground, she was still injured all over and her clothes were wrinkled. The most unacceptable thing for her was that the damn guy was peeping at her just now!

"Don't blame me. You want to come down from my head. I can understand it. After all, your move is like this. What I can't understand is why you wear a skirt to use this move, even if it is safe I don’t even wear such evil things as pants.”

Mu Qian, who didn't take Mr.5 and Miss.Valentine seriously at all, shrugged his shoulders and complained to her who hurt herself a thousand times.

"you"

"Miss.Valentine, leave it to me, this guy is a little troublesome."

Mr.5 stopped his partner from talking quickly, and walked towards Mu Qian, his slow pace showed his kingly style and arrogance.

"Garrah. Quack quack."

However, Mr. 5 had just taken five steps with his domineering and sideways steps, when a stone in the dirt suddenly exploded, causing him to fall to the ground clutching his crotch and screaming like an old hen.

He fell to the ground and twisted his body crazily, trying to stop the pain, but the bursts of severe pain made his expression twisted and painful, like a dead person.

"Why? Do you want to experience it too?"

Mu Qian suppressed his smile and clamped his legs beside him, looked at Mr.5's Miss.Valentine with a face full of fear, and asked her mischievously.

"Ahhhhhh!!!"

During Mu Qian's teasing, Miss.Valentine fled to Mr.5's side screaming and using her hands and feet, then hugged and covered his crotch, and fled into the forest as he continued to cluck like an old hen.

"After being weak to a certain extent, even if it is a threat to people, it will only make people feel cute."

Mu Qian shook his head helplessly and evaluated Mr.5 and Miss.Valentine who were running away, and then continued to walk towards the two giants who were still fighting.

Although he didn't change his mind about Dongli Qinggui's viscera being blown up, he couldn't bear the contamination of his products. He absolutely couldn't bear someone questioning the products he sent out, even if he pretended to ignore them.

"Kabababa! Dongli! The wine I drank was actually obtained from the guests!"

"Very good! I haven't had a drink for a long time! Share it with me! Hey quack!!!"

With a loud bang, the blue ghost Dongli and the red ghost Broki slapped each other's cheeks with their shields and both fell to the ground.

Their seventy-three thousand four hundred and sixty-sixth battle also ended in a draw, but the two laughed happily even if their teeth were loosened by the slap of the shield.

"Oh! The little guy sent us over!!!"

Broki sat up and pushed aside the broken tree blocking the way, quickly cleared a passage for Mu Qian, and said to Dong Li as if showing off.

"Delicious! This roast is so delicious! Hey quack quack quack!"

Dong Li, who returned to his home with the barbecue and wine brought by Mu Qian, laughed and commented on Lu Fei and Wei Wei.

"This is baked by Mr. Mu! I am so familiar with this taste!"

Weiwei ate the barbecue that Dongli placed on the giant leaf in front of her, and then exclaimed in surprise.

"Hey quack quack! Are you friends? Hey quack quack! Just now I did see a little man at Broki's feet, that is a great warrior bigger than a volcano! After I defeat Broki! I will Challenge him!"

Dongli ate the barbecue with big mouthfuls, and said to Weiwei with a big smile.

"A warrior bigger than a mountain. Is it bigger than a volcano in the eyes of giants? Who is Mr. Mu?"

Weiwei, who was shocked by the giant battle just now, sat down on the ground, not knowing whether she should be thankful or what, she clutched her chest and smiled wryly.

She couldn't imagine what kind of person this giant said 'a person bigger than a volcano'.

"Brother Mu is a person who cooks delicious food! He is also Sauron's eldest brother! He is a person who can make everyone feel at ease! Super nice guy!"

Luffy, who was sitting in the middle of the barbecue and munching, raised his head, and said to Weiwei who was puzzled with his silly smile.

"A super good person? Indeed, a person who can make such delicious food with his heart must not be a bad person."

Weiwei looked at the delicious barbecue in her hand, and recalled Mu Qian's proud expression when he spent nearly a year looking for all kinds of spices. She couldn't think of such a serious and pragmatic person who would do anything bad.