Pirate: My partner is too crooked

As soon as he walked into the restaurant door and saw the situation inside, Smoker, who was full of joy, was a little dumbfounded.

I saw Aqua holding a folding fan in her hand and watering a huge bird egg, with an expectant look in her eyes as if a flower would burst out of the shell in the next second;

The powerful king was holding a small dumbbell and posing, looking like he was doing strange aerobics;

The cat with a gold coin on its forehead squatted on the ground and carefully assembled the dismantled firearms;

As a restaurant owner, Lin Zhi even leisurely read newspapers and drank tea there...

Seeing that the culprit who had caused the big trouble was so leisurely, Smoker, who was half-dead from exhaustion, had his mouth twitching, and suddenly felt the urge to order all the bastards who beat up the "Shichibukai" to be arrested and brought to justice!

All of my frantic efforts to find a chance to save my life have been wasted!

And this talking cat is really a member of the infinite dream of the sea restaurant? !

"Hey, Smoker, you're here, sit down first."

Lin Zhi retracted his legs that were crossed on the counter, stood up, and asked Smoker to sit down.

"...You are still in the mood to drink tea here." Smoker's face was gloomy, with black smoke rising from his head.

For those who didn’t know, they thought he had awakened his fruit ability.

"Ah? Sorry, I'll make you whatever you want to drink." Lin Zhi said with a smile.

"That's not the point at all! Are you listening to me? The Dragon Pirates have separated from the Fish-Man Pirates. You don't have to worry about the World Government's subsequent accountability!"

Smoker's anger soared. Looking at Lin Zhi turning around to get the tea, he added, "Thank you for the green tea."

Hearing this, Lin Zhi took the green tea leaves and put them in the teapot, turned around and whistled at Aqua, who was guarding the birdcage.

The experienced Aqua understood instantly, waving her folding fan and spraying a column of boiling water.

This is a new technique she learned after recovering her divine power, which is probably to use the high-temperature flames generated by the God's Fist to boil holy water.

Because it is impossible to quickly heat a large area, the actual combat effect is almost zero.

In short, it is a magical skill for making tea - in places where there is no use, the stupid goddess can always play an unexpected role!

Seeing this, Smoker's already gloomy expression became even more ugly.

He judged that Aqua was most likely a phantom beast with devil fruit ability, so he wouldn't be too surprised by this magical scene itself.

But the point is, damn...

What does it mean to sprinkle boiling water on yourself? !

Fortunately, Lin Zhi, who was used to being tricked by stupid goddesses, was well prepared. He activated his power of seeing and hearing, appeared in an instant and poured hot water into the pot.

"Sorry, this guy isn't very familiar with his powers yet."

With an apology on his face, Lin Zhi took a water glass, poured a cup of steaming green tea, and handed it to Smoker.

Smoker suppressed the anger in his heart, picked up the tea cup and took a sip, his pupils immediately lit up: "The delicate and silky taste has a light fragrance, what a good tea! Lin Zhi, which town did you buy it in? "

"It's just the most ordinary tea. If it tastes good, it's probably because of the water..." Lin Zhi sat down opposite Smoker.

Perhaps because of the goddess of water, the pure holy water created by Aqua has the effect of purifying negative emotions such as irritability and anxiety.

This is also the fundamental reason why Aqua's purified water was so popular in restaurants.

"I see, is it water created by capable people?"

Smoker opened his arms and held the edge of the chair, leaning on it comfortably.

It’s really comfortable. This light sea breeze blows on my face, and I feel a relaxed feeling that I haven’t seen for a long time...

What a fart!

"No, I'm here to talk about business!"

When getting along with these less serious guys, Smoker felt that his serious style was about to change.

This is not a good thing.

"I know, there is also a reward for killing the Dragon Pirates."

Lin Zhi rubbed his hands and showed a miser's bright smile.

"Bounty? It's not Lin Zhi, why do I feel that you are not afraid of offending the Shichibukai at all? Or... you already knew that the evil dragon does not belong to the Fish-Man Pirates?"

No matter how dull he was, Smoker noticed this basic fact.

"It's none of my business if the evil dragon is still under the command of the Shichibukai. After all, it was a volcanic eruption that killed him!" Lin Zhi said matter-of-factly.

Quietly, he changed the subject of knowing the information about the Shichibukai.

"In this case, it can only be deceived by three-year-old children and civilians who have never seen battle scenes."

Recalling the lava pillar that broke out of the ground and the violent explosion, Smoker couldn't help but look at Lin Zhi with a little more fear.

The speed is comparable to the six-style shaving, the physical strength of an iron block, the two-color domineering, plus the big explosion that can be launched from the ground anytime and anywhere...

Even if this kind of guy is placed in the headquarters, he is at least a master of the rank of Colonel General!

Aqua, who was playing with a huge bird egg next to her, couldn't help but look lucky when she heard this: Fortunately, this goddess is not a three-year-old child.

At this point, Meow Meow, who was sitting on the floor, just finished dismantling and reassembling the firearm, and patted the dust off the cat's paws with confidence.

Although there are subtle differences, the weapons of this world do not fall outside the scope of its knowledge.

Robot weapons and the like should be able to be built!

Smoker glanced at the human-like Meow and said in surprise: "Come to think of it, you actually have such a pet. Is the talking cat the result of eating a devil fruit?"

"I am not a pet, meow!" Meow, with a keen ear, immediately retorted.

Then, a huge shadow covered it, and Aqua, who had finished playing with eggs, held it in her arms and said matter-of-factly: "Yes, this child is also our partner!"

"Asshole! Let me go, meow! I told you I'm not an ornamental pet, meow!"

Meow Meow's two suspended cat legs jumped hard, trying to break away from the broad mind of the stupid goddess.

Looking at it from a distance, it looks very funny.

"Even those with Devil Fruit abilities can't be born speaking human languages, right?" Smoker asked curiously.

As soon as these words came out, Aqua's attention was immediately attracted. Even the king, who was standing in the corner, stopped what he was doing, raised his ears and looked over.

Only Lin Zhi, who knew the sad story behind Miaomiao learning human language, remained calm.

"Hmph, this is a long story."

Miaomiao shrank away from Aqua's restraints and stood on the ground with an unfathomable expression.

"Forget it, I don't have that much time right now."

Smoker withdrew his gaze and looked at Lin Zhi again, "After the bounty is delivered, I still have a lot of things to deal with."

Seeing this, Miaomiao, who finally felt like showing off, was furious.

"This smoking bastard, I really want to tear him into pieces and put them in canned fish!"