Pirate: My partner is too crooked

Inside the castle, there is a long corridor covered with red carpet.

Flickering lights illuminated the entire corridor, and at the end, a human-shaped hole with two cat ears was vaguely visible.

——It was formed after the brutal collision of Nightmare Meow.

It was easy to tell from the explosions coming from further directions that Nightmare Mew was fighting something.

The walls on both sides of the corridor are hung with novel animal murals.

"They are all tasteless paintings. Shouldn't they be said to be a castle where people who hide in the dark sea and dare not go out live?"

Aqua, with the goddess's feathered robe hanging on her shoulders, walked in front, looking at the messy murals, and kept complaining, full of disgust.

"Hahahaha."

Subtle snickers echoed in the empty corridor. When Aqua noticed something unusual, she looked back, but found nothing.

Aqua withdrew her gaze and continued walking forward, and the snickering came out of nowhere.

"Strange picture of a wounded suckling pig."

Kangna followed, and her attention was attracted by a pig head mural nearby.

Under the little fat legs that are tightly held together, the feet are raised high, trying to increase their height, and leaning over the cute face to take a closer look.

Just when she was fascinated, the frame of the pig head mural shook without warning.

Amidst the increasingly arrogant snickers, the ugly pig head in the mural actually turned into a real entity and jumped out!

"Ah hahaha! You didn't expect it, I am actually..."

Ouch!

Before the pig-headed zombie could finish its scary opening remarks, a gluttonous mouth suddenly opened, covering its entire line of sight.

Almost out of instinct, the foodie Kang Na immediately suffocated the other person with just one bite!

"Huh?!!!"

Surrounded by the scary zombies who were fully expecting to see the cute girl being frightened into crying, they were frightened by this horrifying scene and popped out of the frame one after another, their eyes widening with exaggerated expressions.

Even the zombies on the carpet rolled on the ground and screamed.

This is the first time for them, who have been frightened countless times, to meet such a savage and rude little girl!

Kangna, who had exposed all the scary zombies as soon as she took action, was shaking her body in discomfort as if she had eaten something funny.

After realizing that she had eaten something wrong, she decisively opened her mouth and spit out the pig-headed zombie inside.

"Asshole! Although I look like a seriously injured suckling pig, I am actually a handsome zombie. Please respect me, you hateful and greedy little guy!"

The pig-headed zombie was so angry that he waved the long knife in his hand and rushed towards Kangna who had not yet recovered.

Buzz!

A brilliant blue magic circle was generated at its feet in advance, and the goddess's radiance shone, simply and crudely extracting its shadow from the body and purifying it.

Just hearing a "pop", the unconscious pig-headed zombie fell to the ground.

"Dirty and disgusting things should not exist in the sight of this goddess, you pig-headed monster, and..."

Aqua, whose painting style suddenly became reliable, raised her hand and gently brushed away the blue hair that fell over her eyes.

The goddess staff appeared out of thin air, and as the light bloomed, scary zombies such as carpet zombies and mural zombies fell down one after another, without any resistance at all!

"It's so scary. What is the origin of this crazy-looking woman? How could she kill so many brothers so easily?!"

The surviving shadow zombies were sweating profusely, and they stretched their legs and feet out from the edge of the picture frame, and flew into the air the moment they landed.

As a scary zombie placed in every corner of the castle to frighten intruders, it was really embarrassing to be so scared that their eyes flew away.

If these cowards are more courageous and rush forward regardless of their lives, the one who should run away is Aqua, who has almost exhausted her divine power...

"Kanna, how are you, are you okay?"

After chasing away the scary zombies, Aqua came and squatted down in front of Kangna, who looked ugly.

"It's okay, it's just that there's a very disgusting feeling in my mouth."

Recalling the unbearable strange smell just now, Kangna's delicate brows suddenly wrinkled.

Her bright, pure eyes were full of determination, and she swore that she would never eat any creature in this castle again!

"That's it, it's a small problem, a small problem."

Aqua chuckled lightly and raised her index finger towards Kangna's slightly open mouth.

The next second, clear water with a purifying effect spurted out, giving Kangna a good rinse.

Rinse your mouth with the holy and precious holy water of the idiot goddess. In the entire sea restaurant, it is estimated that Kangna can also enjoy such treatment.

"It's getting better! Thank you Xiaoya~"

Kangna, whose mouth became fresh and clean, bowed politely and thanked her.

"Oh, you're welcome, you're welcome, we are partners!"

Aqua's arrogant heart melted on the spot, revealing a beautiful aunt smile with a super wrong style.

Kangna blinked, looked away from Aqua, turned her head with the pure white dragon horn, and began to look left and right.

"Well, Xiaolin is missing." She said slowly.

After hearing this, Aqua frowned slightly and looked around. There was only a mess left by the scary zombies, and indeed there was no trace of Lin Zhi!

Speaking of which, it seems that I haven't seen that guy since entering the castle?

Since when did you disappear?

Aqua closed her eyes and meditated, but all that emerged from the depths of her mind were images of herself getting carried away and striding forward.

"Forehead……"

The corners of the idiot goddess' mouth twitched, her eyes rolled, and she quickly made a firm conclusion on her own:

"Don't think about it, that idiot Lin Zhi must be lost."

"He really loves to cause trouble for others. You should follow the footsteps of this goddess from the beginning!"

In response to this sentence, Kang Na, who raised her head, just blinked blankly, and did not even say the universal communicative word "Awesome".

Obviously, even she, who is innocent and cute, doesn't believe Aqua's nonsense!

"Ah ha, ha ha."

A certain self-aware fool scratched his head and laughed.

"Wait! Wait wait! Now is a great opportunity!"

The idiot goddess's eyes suddenly lit up and she patted her forehead, startled.

She remembered the terrible secret she had heard from the seriously injured old man before: There are a lot of treasures in this castle that can be exchanged for wine!

Helping others to get their shadows back is a dirty job, but with the stronger Meow Meow here, you don't need to do it yourself for the time being.

And Lin Zhi, who is most likely to get in the way, happens to be away, so this is a once-in-a-lifetime treasure hunt opportunity!

Having her own independent source of income has always been Aqua's dream.

Now that the hope of realizing the freedom of drinking wine is right in front of her eyes, she has to get excited!

As for whether the disappeared Lin Zhi was safe, she had never thought about this possibility at all.

From Aqua's point of view, the possibility that Lin Zhi, an extremely sinister and cunning man, would be attacked by a sneak attack, and that Eris's breasts grew on her own are two completely identical concepts!

"Come on Kangna, let's go collect the start-up capital from drinking!"

In this way, the stupid goddess who thought she was "smart enough" made a decisive decision.

Although Kangna wanted to say that she didn't drink, seeing Aqua's extremely excited look, she was very sensible and didn't refuse on the spot.

Instead, he nodded slightly and walked toward the basement of the castle, still led by Aqua.

Idiot Goddess: The treasure must be placed in the most hidden place!

…

Time moves forward a little.

With unreasonable and violent power, Nightmare Meow went on a rampage, blasting away all the soldier zombies and even general zombies that stood in front of him.

He pushed all the way until his claws tore through the solid city wall and reached the gorgeous and spacious upper lobby of the castle.

"A man who looks like a big onion, are you the King Shichibukai-nya?!"

Nightmare Meow Meow held a heavy long knife and stared ahead fiercely.

There, a tall figure was sitting with his legs crossed, drinking red wine leisurely.

"I don't remember there being such a talking kitten on my ship."

Moria, who still retains some muscle lines in her body, did not look back, but glanced at Nightmare Meow from the corner of her eye.

"I see, you are an animal devil fruit user. You are the one who has endless dreams in the restaurant on the sea, right? Why, do you have anything to do with me?"

After receiving the other party's approval, Nightmare Meow Meow stabbed the long knife in his hand heavily into the ground.

Thinking of Lin Zhi's trusting smile before setting off, he grinned: "Bring you to our captain, meow!"

"Hehehehe! If you want to talk to me, let him come over by himself."

Moriah shook the red wine glass in his hand, raised his eyebrows, and said lazily, "As for you, leave it to the guy who becomes obedient."

Before Nightmare Miaomiao could figure out the meaning of this sentence, the next second, the ceiling of the lobby shattered with a rumble.

An extremely huge figure descended from the sky, involuntarily raised its fist that covered the sky, and struck directly at Nightmare Miaomiao.

After all, Nightmare Meow Meow had no clue, so in a hurry, he could only barely raise his arms to protect himself.

boom!

The terrifying strange power of the giants mixed with the electric shock boy's moves set off a violent wind, and the resulting terrifying impact knocked Nightmare Meow away.

After successively smashing the outer walls of the castle, they smashed heavily into the dark forest outside the castle.

"Oz, you don't want to be the Pirate King now, do you?"

Moria looked at the giant face of Oz.

When he was just inserted into the shadow of Electric Boy, Oz still had some consciousness of the original owner in his body. After the precipitation of time, he has now regained control.

"No more, my master."

Oz just spoke briefly, and the tone he raised was as fierce as a strong wind.

"Then go and let me see your power." Moria said lightly.

"I know Master!"

After receiving the order, Oz stepped out of the castle and ran wildly in the direction where Nightmare Meow flew upside down.

The crushed brick fell, and by chance it landed on Moriah's head, smashing out a big red bag.

"This idiot!!"

After pushing the big bag back, Moria couldn't help but cursed.

At this moment, the arc flashed, and a calm voice with a hint of ridicule came.

"You look like you are very busy, Moonlight Moria."

Moria was startled at first, but after seeing the appearance of the person clearly, he regained his composure.

"Hehehehe! I heard that you have something to ask me about. The world-class criminal who killed the Celestial Dragons, the extremely evil Lei Linzhi?"

He stood up slowly, "It just so happens that I also want to borrow something from you."

Through the contents of the newspaper, Moria knew that the other party had the means to escape from the two navy admirals and was very powerful.

Therefore, he did not summon the zombie army in the first place - that would not have much effect.

"Now that you know me, it will be much easier."

Lin Zhi, who came here, did not take the conversation.

After carefully looking at Moria at this period, he naturally stretched out his arms with a smile.

"Be my little brother, Moria!"

…

In the basement of the castle.

The huge noise of Oz's sudden attack directly affected Aqua and Kangna who were groping.

The ground beneath their feet cracked and they fell to a deeper level.

Kangana, a dragon with a strong sense of balance, landed firmly on the ground with her legs, while Aqua stumbled and fell upside down.

By the time the idiot goddess cursed and stood up, Kangna had already begun to explore the dimly lit basement.

Knowing that Xiaoya's purpose was to steal the other party's treasure (although Aqua tried her best to explain that it was expropriation), she, who had always been well-behaved, seemed a little nervous, and even walked on tiptoes, cautiously.

Soon, the smeared Kangna found a room with the words "Treasure Inside" written on the door.

With her mouth closed, she waved her little hand towards Aqua behind her, her cautious look for fear of being discovered was quite cute.

"This won't work, Kangna, we still have to do business now."

In contrast, the idiot goddess was not at all wary of being discovered. She patted her chest and said in an extremely proud tone:

"But if you really want to have an upright hand shadow showdown with me, I will seriously use my full strength!"

After saying that, Aqua, who was full of confidence, raised her hands and moved them rapidly.

Through the dim light falling from the ceiling, a lifelike hand shadow of a war fortress appeared on the ground.

"Hey hey hey, how about Kangna, cool?"

Kangna:-

After taking a deep breath and repeating in her mind that she couldn't say bad words several times, Kangna lowered her voice, pointed at the carvings on the door and said slowly: "There seems to be a treasure here."

"Ah? Is the treasure hidden here?!"

Aqua was startled, and quickly put away her useless hand shadow skills, and went to the door of the room to look inside.

God's Eye saw through the dim light and saw a very conspicuous treasure box deep in the empty room.

Aqua's eyes lit up and she walked over without thinking.

Kangna, who was still smart, grabbed her, picked up the gravel scattered on the ground and threw it in.

After rolling on the ground several times, the gravel successfully touched the treasure chest.

"Wow! What a surprise! It's not a treasure, but a zombie!!"

The lid of the treasure chest suddenly opened, and a ferocious and scary zombie jumped out.

"Huh? Why weren't you scared by me?"

Seeing the two intruders standing there motionless, the treasure chest zombie's eyes widened, and his ugly and grotesque face was covered with question marks.

At the moment of doubt, the dead chandelier on the ceiling of the room suddenly said: "Don't be stupid, that woman has the means to peel off shadows, run away quickly!"

Without any hesitation, it ran away immediately after giving birth to its legs, leaving behind the scary treasure chest that stood there with a confused look on its face.

"No, wait, wait, what about stripping off the shadow..."

Before he finished speaking, the ground where it was located lit up with a brilliant blue magic circle.

The instinctive fear of "death" spread instantly, and the scary treasure chest panicked.

Unfortunately, it doesn't have the ability to run away with long legs like the scary chandelier, so it can only watch in horror as the desperate blue light envelopes itself.

Then……

Nothing happened.

The scary treasure chest that had been waiting for a long time tentatively opened its eyes. After confirming that the magic circle on the ground had dissipated and that he was unharmed, he cursed on the spot: "Damn chandelier bastard, you dare to scare even me!"

Hearing this, the chandelier with oil on its soles went away and came back.

"Brothers, come here quickly. This female devil can no longer use her ability to purify shadows. Get her!!"

With a loud roar, the shadow zombies that Aqua had previously chased away suddenly gathered around, each one gearing up and looking fierce.

Seeing this scene, Aqua's mouth twitched.

After finally realizing that her power was insufficient, the stupid goddess forced a smile out of embarrassment.

"Aha, aha, good evening, gentlemen zombies, have you had dinner?" (End of Chapter)