Pirate: My partner is too crooked

The leisurely and relaxing voyage soon came to an end.

The originally comfortable and warm climate suddenly turned cold, and the biting cold wind mixed with snowflakes blew in the face.

Directly in front of the Infinite Dream, an island covered with ice and snow appeared in view.

The cylindrical mountain peaks are as tall as magnetic drums. It is also known as the "Medical Country", also known as "Iceland".

"Hoo ho ho, the sun was still bright when we were in Alabasta, why did it suddenly become so cold?"

Standing at the bow of the boat, Aqua had already put on thick winter clothes and a white velvet hat on her head.

The Water Goddess is very good at dealing with the hot desert environment, but in the ice and snow environment, she will still shiver from the cold.

"This is the weather of the Grand Line. It will be even worse in the second half of the New World."

Lin Zhi also put on a warm black coat and looked at the approaching drum kingdom ahead.

The main purpose of coming here is naturally to get the rare shape memory alloy - Valpo alloy from Valpo, who has the ability to swallow the fruit.

Although this thing was developed by chance after King Valpo was defeated by Luffy, the core ability of the Swallowing Fruit is there, and it is not particularly difficult to obtain it in advance.

After all, in the face of a strong desire to survive, everyone will burst out with a strong desire to survive, right?

"Hey Xiaolin, this island looks like a cake!"

Kangna, who was wearing a pink down jacket, pointed to the strangely shaped peaks of Ciggu Island.

"The Medical Kingdom, suddenly a very distant memory came to mind."

Looking at the familiar island, Brooke, who had been here with the Lombard Pirates before, couldn't help but sigh in a low voice.

Then, a gust of cold wind blew, making him shiver without thick clothes.

"It's so cold! I have goosebumps all over my body, even though I only have bones left and no skin, yo hoo hoo~"

"You're so spineless Brooke, it's just winter, why is it so cold, meow!"

Meow, covered with fur, raised his head and straightened his chest, facing the sea breeze mixed with snowflakes.

"Before that, could you please take off that big leather coat you're wearing?" Brooke complained with a plaintive look.

Looking down, I saw that Miao Miao was wearing a brown coat with his paws in his pockets, giving him the majestic attitude of a villain.

"That's not okay, Meow!" Meow tightened his body.

"Getting ready to dock." King whispered with his arms crossed.

Thanks to his constant exercise, he was the weakest and wore the least, still wearing a slightly coquettish floral shirt.

Some of his strong muscles are exposed, and you can tell he is a strong man at first glance.

So, no matter what kind of exercise, there are still some benefits!

Boom!

Just when the Infinite Dream had just docked, a huge explosion suddenly sounded on the snowy island peaks.

The friends who were preparing to go ashore were all attracted by the movement and looked towards the direction of the explosion.

"This is?"

Electric arcs flowed around Lin Zhi's body, and the electromagnetic waves of sight and color spread instantly.

His consciousness spread to the gate of King's City where the explosion was located. After learning the relevant situation, his pupils suddenly shrank.

"Aqua, wait for me on the boat first!"

Without enough time to explain the situation to his uninformed companions, Lin Zhi immediately turned into a bolt of lightning and disappeared instantly.

Because maintaining the coverage of the color radio wave requires physical energy, so under normal circumstances, he does not turn it on all the time.

I didn’t expect that I would miss this big event happening in the Drum Kingdom!

(This incident probably happened four or five years later and has no impact on the main plot of the book, so it is a little earlier and the length is less than 10,000 words)

Time moved forward a little, probably when the outline of Drum Island just appeared in everyone's field of vision.

In front of the castle gate where King Valpo is located.

The sky was filled with wind and snow, and pure white snow covered the entire square.

"Hahaha! Siruluk, I didn't expect that a quack like you would actually come to my door. It seems that not only are your medical skills rubbish, your IQ is also negative!"

The heavily armored King Valpo, supported by his guards, laughed unbridled.

Next to him, 20 of the best doctors in the kingdom stood neatly wearing masks.

They are the "doctors 20" who belong directly to the king. If the people of this country want to see a doctor, they must kneel down and surrender to King Valpo and pay a large amount of medical expenses.

All other doctors were driven away or executed by the evil king Valpo, leaving only the last two doctors left before his plan to monopolize the country's medical care.

The man opposite, kneeling on the snow, was one of them.

Quack doctor-Dr. Shiruluk.

"That's it. All the doctors 20 are fine. That's great, that's great. This way people won't die of the disease!"

Siruluk's face did not show the despair, sorrow, and regret that Valpo expected after learning that all the doctors were sick, just to deceive him into showing up.

Some are just happy smiles.

Siruluk's words made the indifferent-looking Doctor 20 and the kingdom guards feel their hearts throbbing, and they lowered their heads in silence.

"Are you scared to death, Siruluk? Because of your stupidity and naivety, you are going to be executed now!"

The cruel Valpo couldn't understand Siruluk's state of mind at this time. He could only threaten like a clown, eager to see the scene he was looking forward to.

However, Siruluk, whose terminal illness relapsed and had just drank the highly toxic "panacea" made by Chopper, had long been prepared to die calmly.

From the moment he decided to come here, he never thought about going back alive!

"Valpo, and doctors, when do you think people will die completely?"

With a calm expression on his face, Siruluk took out the liquor that would make his body explode if he drank it from the suitcase he brought.

"It's not a bullet piercing the chest, nor a recurrence of a terminal illness, nor death from poisoning, but..."

"It's a time when everyone forgets!!"

The passionate shouting in the ice and snow shocked Valpo, and he hurriedly hid behind and ordered the guards to shoot him on the spot.

Click click click.

The sound of bullets being loaded came one after another, and the dark muzzle was pointed at Hiruluk in the snow.

Siruluk stretched out his hand to stop the guard who wanted to fire, and continued what he had not finished.

"As long as my consciousness can be inherited, I will never die. One day, this sick country will definitely be saved!"

Looking down at the strong drink in his hand, Shiruluk suddenly remembered that stupid reindeer.

"My life is so wonderful!!"

He threw his head up to the sky and laughed, drinking the strong wine in the glass in one gulp.

Boom!

A violent explosion sounded immediately, bringing a fleeting warmth to the cold square.

Thick smoke mixed with the rising wind and snow blurred the eyes of guard captain Dalton and many doctors.

The people who were in extreme shock did not notice a flash of thunder and lightning in the sky above their heads.

When the gunpowder smoke was once again buried in heavy snow, Valpo, with cold sweat on his forehead, looked up and saw that the blackened explosion crater was empty, and no one could be seen.

Hiruluk was blown to ashes? !

The violent explosion attracted all the surrounding eyes.

At the foot of the mountain, in the snowy sky, a bandaged blue-nosed reindeer ran towards the direction of the explosion with tears and runny nose.

Chopper, who finally arrived at the King's City Square, frantically wanted to attack Valpo for revenge, but was forcibly stopped by Hilton, who was also an animal-type user with the Niu Niu fruit ability.

…

Inside the Infinite Dream.

"That's about it. Show us your proud resurrection technique a little bit, Aqua."

Lin Zhi placed Siruluk, who was completely burnt and without any signs of life, in front of everyone.

He still admired Siruluk, a real man who only wanted to save the kingdom.

Since he just happened to catch up with this matter, let him see with his own eyes the beauty of the sky full of cherry blossoms blooming in the Ciggu Kingdom.

It just so happens that I can also test the god-level resurrection technique mentioned by the idiot goddess to see if it is reliable.

After all, this kind of life-and-death trump card is extremely important, and it must not be let go by the stupid goddess.

"Lin Zhi, what do you mean? Because I don't believe that this goddess deliberately electrocutes an individual. This is simply terrible!"

Aqua opened her intelligent eyes and showed her undisguised deep contempt for Lin Zhi.

"...Do I look like the kind of person who does whatever it takes to achieve his goals?" Lin Zhi was speechless on the spot.

After thinking carefully, Aqua nodded heavily: "It's very similar!"

Just in this regard, other partners also nodded in agreement.

Looking at the contemplative little Conan of the idiot goddess, Lin Zhi twitched the corner of his mouth and gave her an unforgettable electrotherapy with his backhand.

After the electrotherapy, he briefly introduced what happened to his friends.

"The real death is when one is forgotten. So, he was a pretty good looking guy."

Aqua, whose long blue hair stood up high with electricity, held her chin with one hand.

As a goddess who values ​​reputation and fame the most, she surprisingly agreed with Siruluk's statement.

then.

The brilliant blue light lit up, and Aqua summoned the goddess staff, and her divine power surged out of her body. Under Hiruluk's charred body, a magic circle with complex and mysterious lines was outlined.

After chanting a simple incantation, the magic circle burst into colorful light, wrapping Siruluk's body in it.

Like throwing a pebble into a calm lake, strange ripples appeared in the surrounding space.

When the light dissipated, the charred corpse lying on the ground had regained its flesh and blood.

After a few seconds to calm down, the exposed chest slowly rose and fell, and signs of life began to appear.

Even Miao Miao and the others, who were well-informed in the original world, were stunned by this extremely magical scene and stood there in a daze.

Is Aqua's resurrection technique really useful? !

'Is this the true strength of Miss Aqua, who comes from another world and is called the goddess of water...'

The most shocking among them was Brooke, who had died once before.

This ability to bring the dead back to life has long gone beyond the scope of Devil Fruit!

When everyone was shocked, Aqua, whose divine power was drained, felt her legs were weak and staggered and fell backward.

The lightning flashed, and Lin Zhi, who had quick eyes and quick hands, appeared behind him and hugged her gently.

With the stupid goddess's physique, she would definitely not be killed if she fell. What he was more worried about was that if he fell on his head this time and lost all his remaining IQ, he would be the unlucky one!

On the floor, Siruluk's closed eyes trembled and slowly opened.

"Is this the hell? Hahaha, a useless doctor like me can't go to heaven."

Always optimistic, he scratched his head and laughed loudly.

"Death is still far away. This is the infinite dream of a sea restaurant docked off the coast of the Drum Kingdom."

Lin Zhi interrupted his random thoughts.

Although the restaurant is no longer open to the public, it still maintains its previous name.

"Have you ever dreamed of a restaurant on the sea?"

The familiar name made Siruluk frown slightly. After trying to shake his head to wake up a little, he asked, "Did you save me?"

"To be precise, it was the doctor on our ship who saved you."

Lin Zhi raised his hand and pointed at Aqua lying in his arms.

Naturally, he couldn't easily expose something like the resurrection technique that could drive the entire pirate world crazy.

Not to mention, the opponent is the one in front of him, Siruluk, who developed the "bait tactic" of throwing Chopper at the enemy!

"That's right, this goddess's resurrection..."

Boom!

Aqua, who was exhausted, was just about to show off when she was knocked twice on the forehead by Lin Zhi, who had predicted it.

King and others also remained silent tacitly, and even Kangna stood in place very obediently.

The difference in IQ between the two is obvious.

"Doctor? How is this possible? I remember it very clearly. That was strong alcohol that could cause an explosion!"

It's clear that Shiruluk knows his stuff.

"When you heard about Haihai Restaurant just now, you were obviously stunned for a moment, so you still can't remember where we came from?" Lin Zhi asked with a smile.

"Sea Restaurant, Sea Restaurant..."

Siruluk muttered a few words, and suddenly his pupils widened and his face changed drastically, "I remember, you, you are the new King Shichibukai who has been rumored recently!"

"So now, do you still think that we have no means to save you?" Lin Zhi's smile remained unchanged.

Hearing this, Siruluk lowered his head and fell into silence.

He knew very well what a vast and wonderful world there was outside the sea, and no matter what happened, it was really not surprising.

"Then, why do you want to save me?"

"I passed by by chance, just out of interest."

"Is it because of interest? I didn't expect that I would be so lucky..."

Thinking of his unfulfilled dream, Hiruluk burst into tears.

He no longer delved into the question of why he was rescued, but put his hands forward, his face pressed against the floor, and said with gratitude: "Really, really thank you for your life-saving grace!"

"If possible, please allow me to leave first. I will use the rest of my life to repay your kindness!"

Siruluk stood up from the floor with a worried expression on his face.

He was worried that after learning about his death, the stupid reindeer would do something irreparably stupid.

"Are you worried about the blue-nosed reindeer who wants revenge? Don't worry, he's fine." Lin Zhi reached out to stop him.

Now that things have happened, let this boy Chopper learn the first lesson of grief and loss completely!

Hearing the news that Chopper was safe and sound, Hiluluk, who was nervous, breathed a sigh of relief.

"If you don't mind, let's have lunch on the boat first. I happen to have something to do with your king, and I'll have to ask you to lead the way later."

Is this man who has dominated newspaper headlines in recent months coming for Valpo?

Siruluk felt a little surprised. After all, the person standing in front of him was a super big man like the new king Shichibukai!

Looking at Lin Zhi's gentle smiling face without any sense of oppression, for some reason, he always felt that the Drum Kingdom would be saved.

"It's my pleasure."

In this way, Siruluk, who was successfully resurrected, stayed on the Infinite Dream to have lunch, and then...

Of course, he owed a high meal fee of 100,000 Baileys.

Time passed quietly like this, and it came to evening.

Living in Dr. Kuleha's house on the top of the snow peak.

"There is nothing a man cannot do if he holds the skull and skull flag high. Siruluk, I will definitely become the best doctor!"

The scarred Chopper waved the pirate flag with cherry blossoms on it vigorously. In the howling wind and snow on the peak, he cried at Siruluk's grave and made a firm oath.

Next to him, Dr. Kuleha, who was nearly 130 years old, was leaning against the wall, looking at the determined Chopper, his cloudy eyes moist.

"Chopper, if Hiruluk were still alive, he would definitely be very happy with your growth."

She murmured softly and looked up at the snow-covered sky in the distance.

Then, I saw a man with a cross hairstyle walking slowly from the peak where snowflakes were falling.

"Hey, I'm not drunk, am I?"

Dr. Kuleha was startled, raised her wrinkled palms and rubbed her eyes.

After confirming that the man was Dr. Siruluk, whom she was familiar with, and that it was definitely not some hallucination, she was stunned on the spot even though she was used to big scenes.

How can this be?

Under Kuleha's unbelievably shocked look, Hiruluk came up behind Chopper who was waving the flag.

"I heard it, Chopper. Whatever a man says, he must implement it firmly to the end no matter what!"

The extremely familiar voice startled Chopper, who was immersed in grief, and turned around stiffly.

After seeing the smiling face clearly, with a "plop", the Sakura Pirates flag fell to the ground.

After his mind went blank for a full ten seconds, Chopper finally realized what he was doing and ran over crying and threw himself into Hiruluk's arms.

"Fuck, bastard! You big bastard! That is obviously a poisonous mushroom that contains highly poisonous substances. Why, why do you still drink it as a panacea?"

Chopper kept beating Hiriluk with his hands and yelled curses in a hoarse voice.

Only in this way can he calm down his overly happy and excited heart.

"I'm sorry, Chopper, I'm sorry, I lied to you!"

Hiriluk hugged Chopper tightly and was also moved to tears.

His cry soon drowned out Chopper's voice - the diminutive Chopper was so strangled that his eyes turned white.

"Okay, okay, if you continue to hug Chopper, you will strangle him to death."

In the end, Chopper's doctor Kuleha spoke up and saved his life.

"Hiruluk, what on earth is going on?"

Kuleha looked at Hiruluk who let go of Chopper, "You don't look like you were blown to pieces."

Speaking of this, Siruluk raised his hand to wipe away the tears that blocked his vision, and his expression became quite serious.

"Before explaining the situation, Kuleha, please agree to my next request."

"Tell me about it."

"Lend me a hundred thousand beli."

"..."

As soon as these words came out, the whole atmosphere was instantly awkward, and even the howling wind and snow stopped.

"That's it. If you want to borrow money from me, no problem."

Seeing that Siruluk didn't look like he was joking, Kuleha showed no emotion on her face and slowly turned around and walked towards the house.

Just when Siruluk was still wondering how this stingy old woman could agree so readily.

A big foot of 130 years old struck at the speed of light and kicked him away more than ten meters.

"Do you think I will agree to that kind of thing?!!"

Kuleha's mouth was full of jagged fangs, she rolled up her sleeves angrily, and walked step by step towards Siruluk who was stuck upside down in the snow.

"Okay, so scary! Doctor Kuleha is so scary!" Chopper was trembling in fear in the corner.

A few meters away from Siruluk, Kuleha, who was filled with murderous intent, stopped moving forward, raised her eyes and looked forward.

He saw a skeleton man in black dress walking slowly in the wind and snow, and stopped in front of him.

"This beautiful lady, if you can, could you tell me the color of your hair?"

The old pervert Brooke's speech was still quite explosive, and he shocked the audience as soon as he opened his mouth.

Looking at the skull with empty eyes in front of her, Kuleha fell into a downtime state again.

After taking more than ten seconds to react, she raised her head and took a sip of strong wine, laughing loudly: "The secret of eternal youth really works, hahaha!"

"Hey, this strange guy who crawled out of some grave, listen carefully to me. What I'm wearing today is..."

(Breaking a chapter openly will make you feel so itchy that you can’t sleep, hehehe~) (End of chapter)