Pirate: My partner is too crooked

"Okay! Come on Aqua, let this newcomer see reality clearly!"

The well-informed idiot goddess didn't care about Escanor's changes at this time. She immediately became energetic when she heard that there was a lot of excitement.

However, judging from her wise speech, it seemed that she had not yet woken up.

Meow, king, Kangna: "..."

Feeling the bewildered gazes of her companions, Aqua twitched the corner of her mouth and her mind finally became a little brighter.

"Ah, ah? This goddess??"

"Let's try someone else, Lin Zhi. With his blazing aura, he is not an opponent that can be easily defeated. He will definitely be exhausted after the fight!"

She was so lazy that she immediately shook her head and retreated behind everyone with a face full of reluctance.

When the "lively" protagonist becomes herself, the true nature of the goddess is completely revealed.

"So you know this is a troublesome thing, meow."

Meow Meow already knew Aqua's bad habits hidden under the goddess's glory, and couldn't help but complain aloud.

"Xiaoya, you are so bad, you gave up without even fighting!" Kang Na frowned slightly, showing full of disdain.

The soft and cute voice sounds quite cute, but it is full of extreme lethality to Aqua, who values ​​reputation more than life.

"Huh? Are you kidding!"

Sure enough, Aqua jumped out immediately, pointed at Escanor with fighting spirit and shouted, "Come on! It's just a small oven, watch this goddess destroy you into scrap metal in the deep sea!"

Well, even Kangna can easily handle the IQ of the idiot goddess...

"Kanna, great job, meow!" Meow gave a thumbs up to Kangna and let out a sinister laugh.

"Hehe~" Kangna touched her nose proudly.

I almost forgot that this little guy seems to have some hidden dark attributes.

"What an arrogant statement, Ms. Aqua."

As the sun slowly rose in the distance, the air waves erupting from Escanor became even hotter.

The temperature is so high that even the nearby flowers and green plants are beginning to show signs of withering!

Thanks to the material used in the Infinite Dream, which is the most precious tree Adam wood, ordinary sailboats really can't withstand such high temperatures!

However, just when this heat was about to explode completely, dense water vapor suddenly appeared in the surrounding space.

The clear water surrounded Aqua, and the blue shimmer enveloped the Infinite Dream, successfully curbing the heat and bringing some coolness to Lin Zhi and the others.

Escanor, who personally felt this subtle change, showed an expression of surprise. In the depths of his casual and calm eyes, there seemed to be flames burning and swaying.

"I see, just like Miss Kangna, she looks like a weak girl, but is she actually some kind of creature that is beyond the ordinary..."

While sighing in a low voice, the strong Escanor took a step forward.

If this is the case, then there is no need for me to deliberately suppress the energy in my body.

Buzz!

An even more violent wave of heat swept out, like an invisible beast with its mouth wide open, madly devouring the water vapor suspended in the air.

"It's the goddess of water, you bastard!"

Aqua didn't give in, her wise eyes lit up the mysterious and complicated miniature magic circle.

When it comes to face issues, this scammer always bursts out with unexpected energy.

The two worlds of ice and fire are competing against each other, colliding with each other on the deck of the Infinite Dream, with no one giving in to the other.

Lin Zhi and others on Aqua's side didn't feel too much, but the Infinite Dream felt sore about being trapped in such a bipolar environment.

The goddess statue on the bow even showed an anthropomorphic speechless expression: Please, please, can you two go and fight somewhere else, bastard!

As if aware of the wail of the Infinite Dream ship's spirit, Lin Zhi's eyes lit up with sharpness, and the red thunder that represented the domineering power of the Overlord shattered the field of ice and fire.

He raised his head and glanced at the sun that had not fully risen in the sky. He said calmly: "This is not suitable for a battlefield. While waiting for noon, let's find a desert island nearby."

The arrogant Escanor and the equally arrogant Aqua nodded at the same time, agreeing with this statement, and slowly suppressed and restrained the turbulent aura fluctuations.

Just like that, the Infinite Dream opened fire and rushed towards the desert island closest to this sea area.

The instant burst of ejection broke through the sea breeze and tore through the waves, and the resulting pushing sensation on the back made Meow Meow, who was almost unable to stand still, doubtful.

"Strange, according to the normal power, the Infinite Dream shouldn't have this level of explosive power, right?"

Kangna appeared at the bow of the ship out of nowhere, holding the goddess statue tightly with her two pink hands.

Under the blow of the oncoming hurricane, the delicate and lovely hairstyle was directly washed into a mess.

"Duck! Boat!!" Kangna cheered happily.

Fortunately, fortunately, this body that is constantly exercising can withstand it.

King, who was holding the wooden board in the corner, was secretly thankful.

Unknowingly, his one-arm strength has exceeded one hundred kilograms. In the field of ordinary people, he can be regarded as a real "monster"!

With the Infinite Dream running wildly, we soon reached the beach on the edge of the desert island coast.

The rays of the sun high in the sky fall on the peaceful and peaceful island. The ebb and flow of the tide reflect the dazzling light of the stars.

The time at this moment has arrived in the morning.

Escanor and Aqua, who had grown in size again, landed on the island at the same time, looking at each other in the air on the deserted Gobi Desert.

‘There is a human atmosphere on the back of the island. Isn’t it an uninhabited island? ’

Lin Zhi made a sound of suspicion in his heart, increased the spread of the electromagnetic waves, and immediately captured a hidden factory located in the cave.

The closed factory door bears a prominent pirate logo.

Is it that guy's factory? That's okay.

Lin Zhi put away his unnecessary worries and returned his attention to the duel between Aqua and Escanor.

The surface of Escanor's exploding muscles burst into terrifying heat. Under the influence of this heat, the ground he stepped on melted at a speed visible to the naked eye and slowly sank.

The hot steam filled the air, making Escanor's already mighty and tall body look extremely oppressive!

In comparison, Aqua, wearing the goddess's feathered robe, looked much smaller.

Especially those eyes full of wisdom, no matter how you look at them, the word "strong" is associated with them.

"Be careful, Miss Aqua. Next, I will quickly move to your left front and hit the side of your face directly with my right fist full of heat."

Escanor was quite confident in the morning and revealed his action trajectory in advance before launching the attack.

"You're really underestimated! Water God's mighty outfit!"

Recalling Lin Zhi's previous battle with Whitebeard, Aqua's eyes rolled, and she manipulated a large amount of holy water to wrap her body in a similar manner, forming a rapid and tall water armor.

When it comes to controlling water dependents, Aqua is naturally not weaker than Lin Zhi in terms of his familiarity with thunder and lightning.

It's just that she has always been terribly lazy and has never seriously thought about moves or anything like that!

Hua Hua Hua.

The high-speed flowing holy water armor greatly expanded her fragile appearance. Thanks to this, Aqua's overall body size reached the same height as Escanor.

She is indeed a goddess who is serious and unwilling to be inferior to others in any aspect...

The second after Aqua's move was formed, Escanor, who was waiting quietly, suddenly burst out and sprinted at an extremely fast speed.

In an instant, the huge right fist containing high-temperature energy had occupied Aqua's entire field of vision!

With just a muffled sound of "Puff", Aqua was knocked away cleanly. After drawing a beautiful parabola in the air, she fell headlong into the beach.

Escanor was stunned when he saw his legs exposed on the beach bouncing twice, ready to attack but being blocked.

No, he had already given a kind reminder, so why could he still hit it so easily?

Could it be that Miss Aqua only looks powerful on the surface, but is actually an ordinary person with no power?

Oh no, no, no, I won’t just beat him to death!

Escanor, who was afraid of his own power, couldn't help but become panicked, and all the troubles he had caused in the past came to mind one after another.

When Escanor panicked and wanted to go over to check the situation, fortunately, the stupid goddess shook her body and her head emerged from the beach.

Thanks to the turbulent water surrounding her body, there were no particularly obvious scars on her face, and she seemed to be in high spirits.

"It hurts, it hurts, damn it, you bastard actually told the truth, you are such a cunning guy!"

Aqua raised her finger and pointed at Escanor's nose, angrily scolding him for his insidiousness.

Escanor: "..."

Everyone standing on the deck of the Infinite Dream watching the battle: "Alas..."

After a brief silence, Escanor suddenly raised his head and laughed out loud: "Ah ha ha ha! Miss Aqua, it seems that we are the same type of people."

In his opinion, Aqua's behavior of completely ignoring the reminder and accepting the attack with her face was a sign of arrogance to the extreme!

"I deeply apologize to you for my stupidity just now."

At this moment, Escanor's eyes completely changed, as if there were endless flames burning.

"Miss Aqua, next, I will do my best without reservation to add some weight to this sincere apology!"

After confirming that Aqua was not broken by a touch like his previous opponents, Escanor raised his index finger and completely transformed the gift of the sun.

Buzz!

The tongues of flames suffocated, the heat filled the air, and the scorching and violent heat wave swallowed up everything around it.

The temperature of the entire island is rising steadily, making it feel like being in a desert.

sun!

What appeared at Escanor's fingertips was a highly compressed miniature sun that constantly exuded a dangerous aura!

"Take the move, merciless sun!!"

Escanor stepped forward heavily, and the beach beneath his feet immediately turned into fire water.

With his low roar, the miniature sun burst out of the sky and flew straight towards Aqua standing opposite.

Before the attack could arrive, the water-flow armor surrounding Aqua was burning and steaming, and her size continued to shrink.

Aqua, who was accustomed to big scenes, calmly waved the goddess staff in her hand.

The blue divine power intertwined and entwined, forming a slowly flowing magic circle right in front of her.

"Holy water summons!"

Wow!

The continuous flood gushes out like a high-pressure fountain, so large that it completely covers and envelops the miniature sun!

The dazzling flames extinguished, the restless high temperature gradually subsided, and the climate of the entire island returned to normal.

"Hehe, this trick isn't that good. Escanor, your ability would be great for lighting cake candles~"

The idiot goddess who successfully defused the attack was so proud that she continued to turn on the taunting mode.

"Really? My sun is not such a useless thing."

Escanor's face was expressionless, and his huge body was like the incarnation of the sun, standing proudly in the overwhelming flames.

That is a sign of great confidence in one's own strength.

Because at this moment, it is already noon!

Buzz! !

As the words fell, the scorching fire light once again illuminated the entire coast.

The "sun" that was supposed to be extinguished once again burned with boundless flames and continued to move forward despite the raging floods.

A large amount of steam continuously erupted from the contact surface of the two elemental forces, covering the sight of everyone on the ship.

"Ah, ah?"

In the blink of an eye, Aqua blinked, and the merciless sun had already broken through the restrictions of the flood and slammed into the blue magic circle!

Click click click.

Under the impact of unlimited heat, the magic circle inevitably collapsed, with cracks appearing until it was completely shattered.

In front of Aqua, flames shot into the sky.

Boom!

The sun exploded, and the vast coast turned into ashes in an instant and disappeared without a trace!

Even the islands behind Escanor have been affected to varying degrees, with magma flowing that is constantly melting the earth.

Half of the island was completely reduced to a backdrop of flames!

And this is still under the condition that Escanor restrains his strength!

Swish, swish, swish...

The surrounding seawater poured crazily towards the disappearing coastline, causing the Infinite Dream docked nearby to shake.

After dozens of seconds, the turbulent movement slowly calmed down.

Looking up, I saw that the sky above the sea was empty. Apart from the burning Escanor, where was the shadow of the stupid goddess? !

"Meow, please drive the Infinite Dream farther away."

Lin Zhi was paying attention to the situation on the entire battlefield to prevent unexpected situations from happening.

Knowing full well what would happen if the idiot goddess got anxious, he made the decision to evacuate this place in advance.

It is worth noting that at this moment, he is holding the well-behaved Kangna in his arms - the jolt just now directly threw Kangna lying on the bow of the ship in front of him.

"No problem, meow!"

Seeing that Lin Zhi was so calm, Miaomiao naturally didn't worry too much. He controlled the remote control in his hand and drove the Infinite Dream away from the offshore waters.

Just as the Infinite Dream left, the calm sea surface suddenly became turbulent and bulged, forming huge waves hundreds of meters high!

A dark shadow shrouded the entire island. Aqua, who was at the top of the 100-meter-high wave, looked disgraced and embarrassed.

The goddess of water transformed into the goddess of coal mining.

Although she withstood the merciless sun with her excellent physical fitness, this image that tarnished her image was still unacceptable to this goddess.

(Although she has no image to speak of)

"Hey, hey, Miss Aqua, are you really a human?"

Escanor stared in shock at the approaching natural disaster.

At this time, he had absolute confidence to take this move, but he still couldn't help but sigh in a low voice at the power Aqua possessed.

There is no doubt that the other party is a "monster" just like me, who can easily cause huge disasters!

"I've said it all! I am a goddess, the goddess of water who is super noble, super powerful, super smart, and is firmly believed in by tens of millions of loyal believers!"

Aqua, standing on the huge waves, retorted loudly.

"God...?"

Escanor lowered his head and pondered, and when he raised it again, his eyes were already ignited by burning flames.

Behind him, a giant sun that was comparable to a small island was rising.

"What an admirable arrogance!!" (End of chapter)