Pirate: My partner is too crooked

"I said boss, this is the sign you hang outside, right? We are all members of the Axis Cult. Can't we waive the bill when we come here to eat?"

Smurfis stood there, looking at the fist in front of him, and let out a joking sneer.

The first time he entered the door, he saw the sign hanging in a very conspicuous position, so he took it down easily.

Lin Zhi carefully looked at the sign in the opponent's hand again, and when he saw the cute expression on his face at the end, his blood pressure instantly soared.

The corners of his mouth twitched wildly, and while he kept greeting Aqua with the quintessence of Chinese culture in his heart, he was also debating whether to take down the two hundred and five captains first.

"This sign was indeed put up by us."

Lin Zhi withdrew the fist hovering over the opponent's head and sighed.

"In this case, we who believe in Lady Aqua will take our leave."

The pirate captain Smurfis casually threw the sign in his hand at Lin Zhi's feet, waved his hand, and waved to the younger brothers to turn around and leave.

After walking a few steps, he turned back and said with a proud face, "Oh, by the way, I am very satisfied with the taste of the meat and wine here. I will come back next time."

"Hahahaha!" The pirate boy burst into laughter again.

"I just said that this sign belongs to us, and I didn't let you go, right?"

After recovering from Aqua's trickery, Lin Zhi shouted in a deep voice to stop the pirate who was about to leave.

"Oh? In other words, it doesn't matter what you want to say?"

Smurfis stopped, turned around slowly, and stared at Lin Zhi with his fierce, scarred eyes.

"Tell me about the teachings of the Axis Cult."

Lin Zhi bent down and picked up the signboard on the ground, and said expressionlessly, "You can't be believers and don't even know what the doctrine is, right?"

Hearing this, Smurfis and the pirate boy both looked startled.

They were just burning, killing and looting pirates in this sea. How could they know what the Axis Cult was?

Smurfis turned his eyes and was about to speak when he was interrupted by Lin Zhi's voice: "If you have forgotten, then I don't mind starting with you."

"Axis believers can do anything as long as they are serious about it. We are people who can do it. Even if we don't do well, don't blame us. Why should you blame us?"

Smurfis was confused by these words. After thinking for a few seconds, he casually found a more normal way of saying it: "Blame, blame those who dare to stop me."

"It's the world! Of course it's the world's fault if it doesn't do well!!"

In the corner, Aqua, who still didn’t know what kind of beating she was about to receive, pointed at Smurfis’ nose and couldn’t help shouting, “How can a guy like you who dares to face reality belong to this goddess? Believers!"

She is a goddess who is very tolerant of Axis cult members, but these guys who use the name of Axis to eat and drink are absolutely unforgivable!

"The descendant of water, the holy water is generated!"

The angry Aqua raised her arms, surrounded by water columns, and a light blue light array lit up under her feet.

After gaining the faith of the villagers in Windmill Village, her casting speed became much faster.

The pirates headed by Smurfis were confused. Before they could react, the magic circle that appeared above their heads rained down with water!

Wow!

The sudden flood swept away the unprepared pirates. Fortunately, there were entrance and exit doors on both sides of the restaurant on the first floor, so it was not completely submerged.

After the flood, the place was in a mess.

The pirates whose formation was broken up were scattered in every corner of the restaurant, and two people were rushed out of the door and fell into the sea outside.

"Surprisingly, you can actually create water of this level! You guy, is it possible that you are a legendary devil fruit user?!"

After all, Smurfis was the leader of the group. He had been dealing with the sea all year round. He quickly gained a foothold and was the first to recover from the dizziness caused by being washed away by the flood.

Thinking of all the terrifying rumors about Devil Fruit users, the ferocity on Smurfis' face suddenly disappeared.

He is not one of those big pirates with a strong heart. He will naturally be afraid of things that are difficult to understand.

"I, I will pay you back right now..."

He was cowarded and just about to say repay the money, a fist emitting a faint black light suddenly came from the side and hit him hard on the side of the face.

puff!

As a little pirate who couldn't make a name for himself in the weakest East China Sea, how could Smurphis have ever received a fist covered in armed colors?

What's more, this punch was thrown by Lin Zhi while Aqua's attributes were enhanced!

As a result, strong dizziness and pain rushed into his brain. Smurfis lay on the ground and struggled convulsively. Then his head tilted and he fainted on the spot.

After all, the difference in bounty is there. In terms of resistance to attack, this guy is not even as good as the bandit Sigriz Bear!

Lin Zhi clapped his hands, looking away from the unconscious Smurfis, and turned to look at the other pirates.

"This pirate doesn't pay for food and stays here to work to pay off his debts. What's your relationship with him?" he asked knowingly.

Only the captain of the Machete Pirates, Smurfis, has a bounty on his head. If you catch these guys, you won't get even half a cent, which is a waste of space.

Instead of doing this, it is better to get the meal money back from them and make money on both sides.

"No, it doesn't matter. Brother, please forgive me. I don't know this bastard at all!"

"Yes! Yes! This damn guy forcibly captured us on the pirate ship. We were all forced!"

"I will pay you back the meal money now. Please forgive us for the offense we just caused."

…

Facing a restaurant owner who KOs his boss with one punch, and a user who is suspected of having legendary Devil Fruit abilities, how can a pirate boy who has never seen much of the world dare to resist?

After quickly breaking off the relationship with his boss, he groped around his body with quick movements and took out all the valuable things to pay off the debt.

Lin Zhi refused to refuse anyone who came, put the treasure in his bag and waved his hand: "Okay, this restaurant on the sea is very particular about rules. Anyone who wants to leave after giving money can leave."

"Thank you, boss, thank you, boss!" The pirate boys were grateful.

Just when they were shivering and turned around to leave, they bumped into the two companions who had just been swept into the sea by the flood.

"His grandma dares to throw water at us, boss. It seems that we must give these two idiots some color and understand our position!"

"We must show them that this knife is not for cutting grass!"

Two pirate boys rushed in with gleaming machetes, fierce eyes, and murderous intent.

then……

The two groups of people stared at each other, and the atmosphere suddenly became awkward.

One minute later.

The two people with bruises and swollen faces finally understood their position and paid the bill obediently.

Just like that, a group of people walked out of the restaurant tremblingly.

"etc."

The words that came from behind made their nerves tense instantly, and they stood there without daring to move.

Lin Zhi's eyes swept over the frightened pirate boys one by one, and finally stopped on one of them.

"I'm a little curious. If your knife is not used to cut grass, what is it used for?"

The pirate boy who was being stared at was trembling, completely losing the ferocious intensity just now.

"Tick, pick your teeth, brother, my knife is for picking your teeth..."

"I see, thank you for clarifying my doubts."

Hearing this, Lin Zhi nodded with satisfaction and said with a smile: "Thank you for your patronage, please come back often when you have time."

Come often and you will be paralyzed!

The freed pirate boys ran out of the restaurant and climbed back to their ships in a panic.

The pirate ship flying the skull pirate flag fled, which was in sharp contrast to the arrogant and domineering one that had just arrived!

"Lin Zhilin Zhi, how much is this guy worth? You can't say that this goddess has no contribution this time, right?"

Aqua, who had no idea what she was about to face, came forward enthusiastically and rubbed her little hands excitedly.

"I won't tell you how much it's worth."

Lin Zhi glanced at the signs scattered on the ground, his face was calm and his voice was calm.

"Aqua, let me ask you a question first."

"Huh? What's the problem?"

"1000-7, what is it equal to?"

When you are hesitating, you will regret it no matter what you do. You will regret it anyway, so just choose the easier way now, so I won’t change my name.