Pirate: My partner is too crooked

Early the next morning.

"What did you say?!"

"An Earthquake Man who can cause tsunamis with open arms? A super marine who uses warships as sandbags? There are also monsters that can launch volcanic eruptions, frozen glaciers, and thunder laser cannons?!"

After listening to Lin Zhi's introduction to the powerful men in the pirate world, Aqua put her hands on her head and panicked, her clear pupils dimmed, and she was so frightened that she made an emoticon on the spot.

"Isn't this a world of weaklings? Why does it sound scarier than those other worlds where demon kings are conquered!"

"There are far more powerful people of the same level than what I said." Lin Zhi gave her a blow to the head without mercy.

In fact, this is indeed the case. New forces that have just emerged, such as Hawkeye Red Hair, will soon be at the top of the world.

Not to mention the Revolutionary Army Dragon, the Five Old Stars, and the King of the World Im, these super strong men whose strength is still unknown!

"Ahhh! As a useless partner like you, wouldn't this goddess be beaten to pieces in a matter of minutes?"

Aqua's lovely distorted face was filled with despair.

The previous relaxation and joy of "paid travel" was shattered.

Being looked down upon by a stupid goddess, Lin Zhi's eyes suddenly turned cold: "Sure enough, it would be safer to sell you to the bandits to recover some losses."

"Don't, don't! Although I am a noble and extremely sacred goddess, I definitely can't sell it for a lot of money!"

Aqua became even more panicked and shook her head wildly, not questioning the authenticity of Lin Zhi's words at all.

The iconic long aqua hair fluttered.

Such unabashed sincerity made Lin Zhi couldn't help laughing: "You are quite self-aware."

"Asshole! You're lying to me!" Aqua was furious.

After a few seconds of silence, she became a little calmer and suggested to Lin Zhi: "How about we just stay in this safe village."

Just as Lin Zhi had guessed when he made his wish, Aqua, who had completed traveling through the dimensional world, had not fully recovered her power as a goddess, and her best undead purification technique was useless in this world.

The only thing that can be used is a magical chant comparable to a flood.

But this seems to be no advantage in the face of natural disasters such as tsunamis and volcanic eruptions.

Not to mention that the guy with these terrifying abilities has a body as strong as a monster, and he can fight tirelessly for seven days and seven nights (if Lin Zhi is not lying)!

"Actually, you don't have to worry too much. Those monsters are basically gathered in the unpredictable new world, which is still far away from the East China Sea where we are currently."

Seeing that Aqua was so scared, Lin Zhi couldn't help but comforted her.

"Don't worry, I am very familiar with this world. You are my summoned partner. I will never let you lose your life no matter what."

Hearing this, Aqua, who had a simple mind, immediately felt relieved and was so moved by these words.

"Lin Zhi, you are indeed a good person!"

Lin Zhi turned a blind eye to her huge emotional changes, and said with a very serious expression: "So as a partner who shares weal and woe, I will leave the debt owed to the bandits on me."

"..." Feelings require me to repay the debt with you! !

Aqua, who was in a state of emotion, was stunned for a moment, her clear pupils exuding great confusion.

"Ah? Who are you, my friend? Why does it look familiar? Have we met somewhere?"

"Pretend that you don't know me, then go ahead and have your head smashed by the Four Emperors, crushed into pieces by the Admiral and then thrown into the sea to feed the fish."

Lin Zhi, who had long guessed that this guy would act crazy and act stupid, was calm and composed.

"Ah, ah ha, really, Lin Zhi, you are too slow to see that I am joking?"

Aqua scratched her head and laughed with a shameless face.

Fortunately, the door of the restaurant was slowly pushed open, and several customers walked in from the outside, breaking the embarrassing situation.

"Boss, the old rule is, three servings of fried dough sticks and soy milk."

The same three carpenters as yesterday.

While they were talking and walking, they raised their heads and happened to see Aqua, who was dressed in blue feathers and looked beautiful.

The three of them were stunned on the spot. Their movements were extremely synchronized and they stretched out their arms to rub their eyes after they had just woken up.

After confirming that this was not a dream or hallucination, they couldn't help but exclaimed: "What? A super cute girl?!"

"What a beautiful girl, what a rude guy. I am the deity worshiped by the Axis Order, the goddess of water, Aqua!"

Aqua brushed away the hair that fell on her forehead, put one hand on her hip, and wore an arrogant and confident smile on her lips.

"Aku...the Sith?"

"Water Goddess??"

The three carpenters blinked in confusion.

"Ahem, this guy is my distant cousin, named Aqua." Lin Zhi coughed lightly and gave a more reasonable explanation.

He didn't want to explain too much about the origin of Aqua's identity.

Seeing the three of them looking at Aqua who was posing in shock, Lin Zhi took a few steps forward to them and quietly added: "As you can see, her head is a little abnormal."

The three carpenters immediately responded with "we understand" looks: Oh! So that’s it!

"Um, are you the goddess of the Axis Cult?"

"Lord Aqua, we have finally waited for you. We are all your most loyal followers!"

The three carpenters immediately became possessed by drama and followed Aqua's words very cooperatively.

Deeply in love, that expression actually contained a bit of piety!

"In this world, there are also believers who believe in this goddess?!"

Aqua, who was simple-minded, really believed their lies, and could not suppress the look of excitement and pride on her face.

"Lin Zhi! Did you see that Axis Cult is everywhere, hahaha!"

This poor child is really very ill...

The three carpenters sighed silently deep in their hearts, and looked at Aqua with a little pity.

This look in the eyes of Aqua, who was so carried away, was simply a gaze of the most sincere belief in herself!

She patted her rather large chest muscles and said openly: "Since you are all believers of this goddess, then today's meal is free!"

"This is my restaurant, you bastard!" Lin Zhi stepped forward and struck Aqua on the head with a knife of love.

Aqua was in pain, covering her head with her hands and her eyes were filled with tears.

"Really? That's great! Boss, please replace three breakfasts with six!"

At this time, the carpenters did not forget to add insult to injury.

"No problem, but after enjoying the goddess's gift, you have to contribute your own strength. The damaged wooden tables and chairs in the store will be handed over to you!"

"Ahem, forget it. If we think about it carefully, we can't eat that much, so we won't waste food."

In just one round, the three rotten carpenters were defeated by Lin Zhi and Zhuge Liang.