Pirate: My partner is too crooked
Chapter 9 Evenly matched in terms of IQ
As soon as Essab and the two left, before Lin Zhi had time to explain the situation to Aqua, the door of the restaurant was kicked open by someone.
"Lin Zhi! The egg fried rice is ready today, I can already smell it!"
Little Luffy walked in with ease. Coming to Lin Zhi for a meal every day had almost become his daily routine.
"Huh? Where did this little kid come from? He looks so cute."
Aqua had long since emerged from the shadow of being beaten, and returned to her silly and dumbfounded self. She walked over and wanted to pluck Luffy's head.
"Asshole! I am a man who wants to become the Pirate King, not a little brat!"
Little Luffy took a half step back, clenched his fists and announced his dream loudly.
"Pfft, a brat like you still wants to be the Pirate King."
Aqua covered her mouth with one hand and let out a mean laugh.
As an idiot goddess who can even taunt a few low-level monsters, she does this kind of immoral thing often.
"Damn it, you dare to underestimate my dream!"
Little Luffy was furious. He raised his fists and rushed towards Aqua without saying anything.
Aqua calmly stretched out her hand and pressed his head.
The two small fists were swinging in the air like hot wheels, but they could never touch the long-handed Aqua.
"Hahaha! Look, Lin Zhi, this kid is so interesting!" Aqua couldn't hold it back and laughed very loudly.
I hope that when the rubber fruit’s ability awakens and the strongest fifth-level form is obtained, you can still find it as interesting as now...
Lin Zhi complained silently in his heart.
etc?
Something suddenly occurred to him.
Luffy hasn't eaten the Nika Fruit yet, does that mean that he also has a chance to obtain this god-level fruit?
As soon as the strange idea came up, Lin Zhi shook his head and rejected it.
The Nika Fruit is either currently under the care of the World Government, or it has fallen into the hands of the red-haired pirates.
In his current cute state, he wants to dye the things in the hands of the boss, which is more or less difficult to think about...
"Asshole! Stop fighting!"
The deflated Luffy stepped aside and angrily shouted to Lin Zhi, who was bowing his head in thought not far away, "Hey! Lin Zhi, where did this annoying guy come from!"
Before Lin Zhi could reply, Aqua, who was victorious, put her hands on her hips and puffed out her chest arrogantly.
"Remember, the one who defeated you was the extremely noble Water Goddess who lives in the God Realm, Lady Aqua!"
So bullying a child who is a few years old is also something to be proud of?
Lin Zhi put his hand on his forehead and sighed heavily.
The little Luffy across from him blinked his clear eyes and stared at the arrogant Aqua.
After carefully recalling Aqua's description in his mind, he burst out laughing on the spot.
"Hahahaha! You have the nerve to talk to me, Shanks and others can fight ten of you!"
"Grandpa, that old man didn't say he was a god, but you are the goddess of water, hahahaha!"
The more Xiao Lufei thought about it, the more funny it became. He was so happy that he held his belly in his hands and banged the table wildly.
The harsh laughter made Aqua's mouth twitch.
As a goddess that everyone admires, she was actually laughed at by a little kid?
"Lin Zhi, tell him, am I the goddess of water?" Aqua looked at Lin Zhi angrily.
"Uh, do you really want me to prove it?" Lin Zhi asked tentatively.
Knowing little Luffy's character well, he didn't think that he would believe him if he helped explain it, and it might even be counterproductive.
"Yeah!" Aqua nodded heavily.
"Okay Luffy, she is indeed the goddess who represents the power of water." Lin Zhi looked at Luffy and spread his hands helplessly.
"Pfft hahaha!"
Sure enough, little Luffy laughed even harder and rolled on the floor.
"This stinky brat!!"
Aqua's face turned completely dark, and her eyes flashed with anger, "In that case, let you take a good look at what the goddess really looks like!"
"All my relatives in this world, please obey the order of Aqua, the goddess of water..."
As Aqua raised her hands above her head and chanted extremely seriously, an ice-blue cool magic circle was generated at her feet.
Whoosh!
Indescribable updrafts were generated out of thin air, and the aqua blue skirt and hair were slowly flying.
The dry air around her began to become moist, and little droplets of water hung in the air, gradually converging into water flow and surrounding Aqua.
At this moment, her eyes are slightly closed, she is holy, she really has a bit of the aura of the goddess of water!
"F*ck!" Lin Zhi couldn't help but burst out with a mouthful of Chinese quintessence.
He never thought that Aqua, an idiot who wouldn't fight back even after being beaten by bandits, would actually argue with Luffy, who was still a child, just for the sake of a false reputation.
Seeing that the magic circle capable of summoning a flood attack was about to be formed, he quickly rushed over and directly interrupted Aqua's casting, throwing her to the ground.
"Idiot! What do you want to do in my restaurant?"
"Let that brat have a good experience with the power of the Water Goddess?"
At first, Aqua, who was pinned down, wanted to struggle to get up, but when she glanced across the way and saw Luffy's eyes turned into shining stars, she was stunned.
"Oh oh oh oh! So awesome! Do it again, please do it again!!"
Little Luffy had already gotten up from the ground, leaning his head and staring at Aqua eagerly.
"No problem. Since you have requested so sincerely, I will satisfy you once."
As he spoke, Aqua, who was in high spirits, started to chant magic again, "My... in this world..."
Boom!
Unable to bear it any longer, Lin Zhi, who had always been gentle and elegant, suddenly jumped up and struck Aqua on the head with a knife.
"You just turned a deaf ear to what I said, right? The restaurant was flooded and we both had to sleep in the stables tonight!"
"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry." Aqua stopped her casting movements, covered her head and apologized sincerely.
Now it was Luffy's turn to be unhappy. The stars in his eyes instantly disappeared and his teeth turned into jagged shapes.
"Asshole Lin Zhi! Don't do unnecessary things, let her do it again!"
At the same time, the aggrieved Aqua also cast a longing look.
In just a few minutes, the two people who were facing each other reached a tacit agreement to unify the front.
As expected, they are equally matched in terms of IQ...
"Large-scale water magic will definitely not work. Aqua, don't you know the flower, bird, and wind (a widely acclaimed banquet skill)? Just give Luffy some talents."
Lin Zhi really couldn't stand the direct gazes of these two guys, so he chose to compromise.
"Hmph! That's my unique skill. Do you know what a unique skill is? You just can't show it to others casually!" Aqua curled her lips proudly.
Even so, with her eyes shining, she still took out two folding fans from some strange place. Her slender waist twisted with an elegant pace, and with a flick of her fingers, the closed folding fans made a "snap" sound. Open.
Two jets of clear water spurt out from the folding fan and spread out in the air like miniature fountains.
A faint rainbow appears among the water droplets, and the picture is quite beautiful.
"Oooh! How cool!"
This operation confused Luffy, and he pestered Aqua to do it again.
Aqua naturally would not refuse this brat who dared to despise her just now. She looked proud and performed even harder.
At the front desk of the restaurant, Lin Zhi looked at the two people having a great time in the blink of an eye. Lin Zhi raised his hands and hesitated to speak, feeling inexplicably out of place.
It seems that the serious self has become the one with the wrong style?
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